The Whitelisted Mystery 

LLLL nice hair btw

techno can you start uploading skywars content again

No! He will win!

lolol

You got this Techno! 🤣😂🤣

he is speaking the language of gods

UGA WAKA TEGA WAKU DO

Dude Kenneth oriebken sounds like a anime energy ball move name

What lenguage is that?

Woomy 125 no, the language of skeppy

This is just war propaganda

*nerd words here*

Techno blade makes his video, a story. Squid, on the other hand, makes a buzzfeed unsolved video.

Pale Captain Wolf Kayls also technoblade: takes over the world just a few weeks later

It has ruined his career, he has forever been disgraced in the potato community for not realizing his potato farms flaws and letting technoblade destroy him

699th like

Famous last words

Hey guys it’s best trends here and we have TOP TEN WORDS SAID BEFORE DISASTER

4000th like

OMG he going to die tonight we feast on squid

more like famous last words

LMAO I WAS GONNA SAY THAT AHAHAH

@@vihaanshah9398 really

@@LionelMessiBisexual yea

Obama what’s your last name???

I love these replys

@@riuskiii_1899 2

@@FortKnox5529 7

Barack Obama what yah doin here obama

ckeeky zekey give him a vibe check

Probably listening to blitz parody by technoblade

lavender town that’s why whitelisted is afk...

Frame of mind

🧬🧬🧬🧬

1. “A leader leads by example, not by force.” - Sun Tzu 2. “Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?” - Sun Tzu 3. “If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.” - Sun Tzu 4. “Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.” - Sun Tzu 5. “Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting.” - Sun Tzu 6. “To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy.” - Sun Tzu 7. “You have to believe in yourself.” - Sun Tzu 8. “Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death.” - Sun Tzu 9. “It is only the enlightened ruler and the wise general who will use the highest intelligence of the army for the purposes of spying, and thereby they achieve great results.” - Sun Tzu 10. “All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.” - Sun Tzu 11. “Engage people with what they expect; it is what they are able to discern and confirms their projections. It settles them into predictable patterns of response, occupying their minds while you wait for the extraordinary moment - that which they cannot anticipate.” - Sun Tzu 12. “If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.” - Sun Tzu 13. “Move swift as the Wind and closely-formed as the Wood. Attack like the Fire and be still as the Mountain.” - Sun Tzu 14. “The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.” - Sun Tzu 15. “Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.” - Sun Tzu 16. “Know thy self, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories.” - Sun Tzu 17. “To fight and conquer in all our battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting.” - Sun Tzu 18. “Quickness is the essence of the war.” - Sun Tzu 19. “Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” - Sun Tzu 20. “Even the finest sword plunged into salt water will eventually rust.” - Sun Tzu 21. “Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.” - Sun Tzu 22. “Opportunities multiply as they are seized.” - Sun Tzu 23. “There are not more than five musical notes, yet the combinations of these five give rise to more melodies than can ever be heard.There are not more than five primary colors, yet in combination they produce more hues than can ever been seen.There are not more than five cardinal tastes, yet combinations of them yield more flavors than can ever be tasted.” - Sun Tzu 24. “When strong, avoid them. If of high morale, depress them. Seem humble to fill them with conceit. If at ease, exhaust them. If united, separate them. Attack their weaknesses. Emerge to their surprise.” - Sun Tzu 25. “He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight.” - Sun Tzu 26. “Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack.” - Sun Tzu 27. “The quality of decision is like the well-timed swoop of a falcon which enables it to strike and destroy its victim.” - Sun Tzu 28. “Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent’s fate.” - Sun Tzu 29. “If the mind is willing, the flesh could go on and on without many things.” - Sun Tzu 30. “Know yourself and you will win all battles.” - Sun Tzu 31. “Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” - Sun Tzu 32. “When the enemy is relaxed, make them toil. When full, starve them. When settled, make them move.” - Sun Tzu 33. “Victory usually goes to the army who has better trained officers and men.” - Sun Tzu 34. “If you are far from the enemy, make him believe you are near.” - Sun Tzu 35. “The opportunity to secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.” - Sun Tzu

@@Smugly33810 Thank you Sun Tzu , very cool..

@@Smugly33810 techno quoted 4 in his potato war 2 video

Smug Mitten did yo literally copied and paste some of the art of war

yes fellow one the student has become the master

Totally accurate because skeppy says stuff that isnt spelled right! Because "batter"

Honestly, I feel like Skeppy would make more spelling mistakes.

Ah yes, the perfect war

prefect memeem

Dang he can rival skeppy in typing and Techno in potatoes now the real question is Can he rival Dreams wheeze?? Can he rival BBH's wholesomeness can he rival George's ability to sleep during the most important events on the SMP? Or dare I say it How good are his elbows- *User has been banned*

Technoblade? Aww man

Scarier than Herobrine

Imagine you are in a dark oak forest and behind a tree you can see technoblade peeking at you

@@ericrand4487 he suddenly lounges with axe in hand screaming NERDDD!!

No, Jerry is. He has the power of multiplication, teleportation and immortality.

How ironic coming from Dio

KONO DIO DA

Squid should wear those words like fabric and remember them.

Leave him here*

DIO BRANDO he failed the vibe check

Best mistake in his life

@@UziDey He should feel honored to be in the presence of his alt.

@@bruhmachine6435 yeah but still

Elijaha White Crocco Dude, Techno is still a normal person, you’re making him seem like a God.

@@koikoimeep4842 that's the joke r/wooosh

PFP twins YAY ig.

@@user-ym7eh8pi5i c!wilbur simp solidarity

@@spiderquinnn

It's funny looking back and realizing they were literally making his farms somewhat less effective and he had zero clue

this aged well lmao@@spiderquinnn

Sounds like a noir movie detective

I tried to rap it and its sounds so good XD

“now I’m the villain in your history”

I literally saw this right when he said it

Gf but not a close fight

XD

Hell yeah

Forgot the underscores but I’ll let it slide.. this time..

Better than KSI v Logan Paul

Limesicle wtaf I legit JUST wrote that but put 2019 and 2020

Techno is like the Minecraft equivalent of a cross between Lex Luthor and the Grim Reaper. Squid was truly out of his element here.

Late reply but... SQUID FARMED 8 HOURS A DAY WHILE TAKING COLLEGE ARE YOU CRAZY HE PUT MORE EFFORT INTO THIS THAN ANYONE. TECHNO DIDN"T KNOW WHO HE WAS UP AGAINST well actually he did but THEY WERE AT LEAST EQUAL

The 8 hours a day part happened in june it was summer

@@stephalloplayz In summer

@@stephalloplayz in summer

Inniiiiiiit

finally a quote Sun Tzu ACTUALLY said

"Fuck" -Sun Tzu (probably)

i think there a problem here... 666 likes

"Pretended chaos requires the most perfect of controls" -Sun Tzu Sorry if the quote isnt exactly right I read the portuguese translation of the art of war so Im not sure if it says that exactly I only know it says something similar

HA!

That sign.... It has the RIGHT NUMBER

LMAOO

What a good sport, i commend him for that

Sportsmanship 101

Squid Kid: farms for life Techno: 🙃

• Tsuniiy • 3*

This hits so much different now! o7

That's our King

@@pjatm_ is for me 🤗

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

*lose

This also didn't age well.

:)

@@cloveruty even worse now

I have a copy too

Everyone has a copy its a classic if you like classics you might even have multiple

Yep. I still remember the joke hahaha. Also it was 27$

Mebo ot was

You are not whitelisted Cuts to showing his name being whitelisted

Richard Hobbs Techno: but I am whitelisted...

BuffedPlayer 1 he sounded kinda sad

Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.

D:

9 month's ago? When in like 4 months or 3 it will be one year man its so sad

Fr

@@pluyora One. Year😞

thats so sad

yeah i translated it, google said wtf is this btw it is what is your problem lol

Idk why but this made me laugh so hard

legendary quote

Poet and didnt even know it

Woww

I felt that 😟😟😟😞😞😞😞😞😞🤬🤬😡😡🤡🤡🤡😱😱😱😱🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🏵🏵🏵🏵🏵🤯🤯🤯😞😞🤡🤡🤡🤡🤢🤢🤢🤢😇😇😇🤓🤓🤓😥😥😔😔😔🤠🤒🤠🤠🤠🤠

Usernaame modern day socrates

Aged like milk, I would say.

He was a strong foe regardless

I don't think it's a meme anymore lol

H

Bold of you to assume it was just a meme

Agreed

Well said!

I think his first skyblock video is the best, it has everything from it. It's entertaining, funny, well scripted, and explains hypixel skyblock very well, and his words still stick till this day (except now there are portals)

All his skyblock videos require a lot of thought and a lot of good jokes. But the potato war gave him so much potential and he really embraced it.

As expected, Technoblade defeats all.

The pig is technblade

@@TinderEnthusiust ok I thought it was obvious but you do you

Imagine being roasted by A Damm Toaster

@@Steamed GET THE FRICK OUTTA HERE

Minh Tuan NO LET THEM STAY THEY’RE FUNNY AND ALSO BREAD RELATED.

top 10 mistakes bigger than than thor stabbing instead of chopping purple bully

True

Normal isn’t exactly the word I’d use considering techno spent most of the video cackling like a cheesy supervillain

For me its the misic in the backgroind

@@puppygamer2159 what is misic?

I think that's because there is something wrong with technoblade.

Ima_notahacka Roblox you stole that phrase from techno lmfao

well without techno’s video this one wouldn’t likely be up sooo of course people are gonna reference techno

OhWither ah yes my arrangement of 4 words that can be seen in other comments is obviously a reference to a RU-vidr. Your no longer allowed to say “serial” or “like” or else you will be sued for copying from techno

@@Despacitoian Yeah man, new law, better hope you get a good lawyer.

@@absolutelynot4261 yeah but he acts as if its his original joke, which it clearly isn't.

lmao

"I gently open the door" TECNOBLADE TAKE THE 1 PLACE

@@DR-7 no sayori

Also if he just bought the hot potato books

Zomb *Butterfly effect 500,000,000*

same

Samr

Its a conspiracy...

Same

same

bro your name got noted, it's all over. pressing F to pay respects in advance F

​hello fellow island members

@@Technoblade #teampig

@@Technoblade #teamsquid

@@Technoblade xd

Lmao subscribe to me

@@Vandryd you dont even post minecraft

ElderPotato : No. he’s going to get SQUID rank

@@TaIathar ofc

BRO OMG

Next, Larry vs Barry (again)

Next coppa vs youtubers

next humans vs aliens

Next, Hong Kong vs China

Next world war 3

lmAO

Lol

XD

What a chad

Or if Techno didn't see he was top 50

If he just didn’t decide to get those hot potato books...

was thinking because they're "deranged individuals", techno probably would've just like been on the keyboard hopping around to not be afk

@@user-ek2ni7fu8p umm. On hypixel that's bannable

​@@awhryan Wait what? AFK machines are legal but weighing down your space bar is not? What'd be the logic behind that?

Jesus would like to check your vibe

*Checked*

Kirby would like to check your vibe

MahoganyCrafter that’s no fun, if someone is doing this to you, you’d want to know.

But how fun is that

Oof

bruh moment

its possible to glitch through closed wooden doors(speaking from experience, got in to Timedeo's afk pool a month or two ago by holding down right click and sprinting)

True potato god

What else do you think a potato farmer would use? A banana?

Yeah? Definitely not a microphone either

Archaix the op is so dumb

Well he’s got a good amount of them

Blazer Burner I think you mean PW1

@@TaIathar Ah yes

how do you know there will be a another one

Quick! Build the trenches so the enemy fire doesn’t harm our potatoes!

FBI it's must be LOL

Except he donated a ton of subs instead

@@iClone101 "donated"

KNOCKOFF FBI. ALERT FAKE FBI 🚨

The only solution is to have a third rival rise up in season 3, requiring the two older potato gods to retake their thrones

Drtstyle (no3) and me( no4) are really far behind so nope

Why do you fear it? It was doing what it had to do to ensure victory for Technoblade.

But that's no fun

he didnt know it was slowing him down so he just left it

He acknowledged that he was just vibin

LlamaNeck NOOOOOOOO

also banning them and disabling island visiting

It really does I'm rewatching everything and it's so sad damn it

What does "ORIEBKEN" mean.

@@backerson5576 if you watch his newest vids youll find out

@@snaffo5057 But I am not interested in watching them. I mean I am too lazy to do that.

@@backerson5576 it probably harder to type down a reply

@@snaffo5057 yeah.

Ikr lmao

GG technoblade commented this to

You mean 1 million years

Far better than avengers endgame

Sky-does-minecraft wants to know your location

Why are U ON EVERY SINGLE VIDEO

We know what side Sky will be on

Thanks fbi very cool

No i had nightmares from that music

go back to john roblox not john minecraft ya filthy scumbag

names noted. THATS SERIAL KILLER TALK WE AINT HEARING FROM THEM ANY MORE

Ikr xd

I come in with haven't you people ever heard of

“he was just kinda vibing so I left him there” You have made a grave mistake

well, imagine.

dude, eve if he closed the door, techno would still find a way to afk

😂😂😂😂

dont disrespect the king himself.

Roasted

@Vidonicle and neither do you ESPECIALLY take a joke

@Vidonicle oh oof

Potato #1

@@canuckeraust I thought it was Taiwan

"IT WAS A NICE PAINTING"

its poetic lol

@@CyberedCake no shit

Matix 777 People just trying to be funny

@@srjr6415 And failing in the process.

"you took everything I had" "LOL"

Why did 137 people like this

Spread the word peoples.

Pewdiepie vs cocomelon: so I was just a joke.

Facts

Meh to

me

That’s why I’m here

You are one smart potato

@@Christine-md9fq Why thank you

You freaking legend

@@joshuarogers6905 legend, you freaking*

If the bacon you smoke, Canadian, it is not worth it

I want the shitt this boi's smoking!

If techno never uploaded the video this would look like a bad creepy pasta about being stalked and bullied by a famous minecraft youtuber And no one would believe him

no

Graham C he's not wrong

Ooof

@@normahmansoor2888 the whole point of the famine was that the irish had too many potatoes, and they all got infected with blight, so they couldnt be eaten

@@bingbong7912 woosh

GoHawksDoesMC He’s gotten nearly 5k subs since techno’s video

That’s honestly facts. This video was made to milk off techno

Hiplo 6550 now

Eh, it’s fair game, Techno took everything from him...

@@Adam-pk7go not everything tho

YE