The Wisest Wisdom Of Kamala Harris | The Babylon Bee Podcast

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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, they dive into the deep wisdom of Kamala Harris, where the crew tries to untangle her philosophical musings on yellow school buses and Venn diagrams. They also chat about Trump's Twitter comeback, Kamala’s team cooking the Google ad results with fake headlines, and the saga of breakdancing getting the boot from the 2028 Olympics. As always, the show wouldn't be complete without a "Banger of the Week" and a "Bomb of the Week"-because, well, they can't all be winners!
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@kittyasmr580 Месяц назад

The thing about this Babylon Bee video is, it’s a video, that was created by, the Babylon Bee. See, and that’s good.

@SteveeCee Месяц назад

n'kay

@vincenzobonadonna4556 Месяц назад

Babylon bee is a satire publication, and RU-vid is a bigger publication, and Babylon Bee posted on RU-vid, and that isn't wrong.

@JohnFeldman-ss8jo Месяц назад

@@vincenzobonadonna4556I cannot tell. Are you an idiotic liberal or a Republican with a good sense of humor? There are no other options here.

@jmcginty96 Месяц назад

Right?

@ValenceFlux Месяц назад

I'd like to watch it but it wont load.

@katarinanomadian737 Месяц назад

Fun fact: In Finnish language Kamala literally means ”horrible”.

@miraheil5521 5 дней назад

😂

@andrewhimes6058 Месяц назад

My favorite Quote of her's is to her office staff " WHO THE F**K IN HERE IS MAKING ME LOOK STUPID? YOU ALL SUCK! and I KNOW ABOUT SUCKING"

@missmichelle4527 Месяц назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Lightning613 Месяц назад

😂🤣👍

@rebeccabernard6952 Месяц назад

The wisdom of Kamala Harris -- the most powerful reason to vote for Donald Trump.

@susanlong772 Месяц назад

When we talk about water, it is wet.

@mickturner957 Месяц назад

It's only wet when it's poured, if water is in the glass it isn't wet, it's sitting still.

@noend-2626 Месяц назад

Domino pizza: help wanted Harris: I’m ready to serve Domino pizza: never mind

@geratkopfe Месяц назад

As a professional photographer, I often wear a ball cap backwards so I can see through the viewfinder.

@mickturner957 Месяц назад

Get a longer lens and hold the camera a foot from Yo Face, that's Camel Cackle's advice!

@drtbke Месяц назад

She is such wisdoms

@The-Cute-One Месяц назад

Can we be unburdened by kommie kamie's cyclical socialist ideologies....😊

@Lightning613 Месяц назад

One could only hope.

@compact729 15 дней назад

Kamala's speeches are like an essay written by a grade school student when you tell them to write 1000 words, and they're just trying to stretch everything out.

@stevekerp1 Месяц назад

According to Daniel 4:17, it is GOD who gives us our leaders. God has sent the U.S. a message. This is funny at one level, but absolutely terrifying at another.

@wiserthanyesterday8025 Месяц назад

As a member of the backward trilby community, I am greatly offended.

@brent8783 Месяц назад

I admit I was disappointed at not being able to hear Jared's take on Christopher Walken quoting Kamala :)

@richm4848 Месяц назад

She's really weird.

@zhozhoc Месяц назад

Except that would be such an understatement in her case😂

@mickturner957 Месяц назад

Wierdness comes from a sick mind, in this case she's WIERD ON STEROIDS!

@vineetdodd9915 Месяц назад

George Washington didn’t wear a wig, that’s a common misconception; he just styled his hair that way. THAT’S how fashionable wigs were 😂

@309nmblonde Месяц назад

Who remembers, "Where is your cover!" at ear shattering volume? Airborne sir!

@SecretCervix Месяц назад

I really wanted to hear the Christopher Walken version of a Kamala Harris imitation

@thepursuitofhappiness1062 Месяц назад

DEFINE KAMALAKAMELEON: Noun Any language deliberately constructed to disguise or distort its actual meaning, often by employing euphemism or ambiguity. Typically used by large institutions.

@laurelsternberg5861 22 дня назад

oooh! This segment is like watching Bartholomew Cubbins and the Five Hundred Hats in reverse!

@shellyscholz1256 26 дней назад

I’m a woman who wears ball caps forward and backwards to avoid getting a sunburn on my head. Also when cooking or doing food prep. Who wants hair in their food?

@donnascott2991 Месяц назад

I needed this laugh, thank you.

@thomasmagaha280 Месяц назад

Could you imagine if MLK started every speech with,”I have a dream”. 😂

@wjference Месяц назад

I'm waiting to hear her say "No matter where you go, there you are!" (The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension - 1984)

@evgenyonishkevich8494 Месяц назад

Can wait to get wiser 😂

@stevetennispro Месяц назад

What immediately comes to my mind, in the few times I've heard Kamala off script/teleprompter is... "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached..." (From Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Monty Python at its finest IMO.)

@logotrikes Месяц назад

One, two, five. Three sir, three...

@stevetennispro Месяц назад

@@logotrikes Holy writ!

@logotrikes Месяц назад

@@stevetennispro Exceptional memory you have there Steve...

@nelsonthegentleman2756 Месяц назад

Thank God our Exalted Emperor Travis The Wise was here on this podcast to bring it back from the brink of annihilation!

@williambeatty5779 21 день назад

Until Kamela pointed out the significance to me I would often just yell out, "What time is it?!"

@TheGraffiti600rr Месяц назад

Hey... that was a pretty clean start to a good Christopher Walken. Sad.

@theophrastus3.056 20 дней назад

Kackles and the Kommunist are both highly intellectual geniuses.

@sjmarlowgm Месяц назад

Harris quotes are like tongue twisters of the brain.

@kevinsullivan3448 Месяц назад

Double backwards hat! Work it Jarot! Damn! I wrote too soon. Awesome hattitude you guy have.

@garyfrancis6193 Месяц назад

Words to live by.

@CSGATI Месяц назад

Pay first services next. This is our future.

@carissawallace2281 Месяц назад

I accidentally stole a pork loin once. I went back and paid the next day. They were amazed

@user-rj8mz5bv9g 25 дней назад

How is this video not less than 30 seconds? Wisest wisdom of Kamala?

@DCG909 Месяц назад

"Buy a hat for your hat" Weather man approved

@HeldbryanAngel Месяц назад

Kamala: “and then to make the possible actually happen”? I want a president who makes the IMpossible happen.

@mesamom62 Месяц назад

I worked at a Hardee's and am proud to be a weirdo! I made the best biscuits.

@sgregerson Месяц назад

You all made my day 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@aimeealbertson3216 24 дня назад

Listening to Kamala speak just makes me think of the scene from Billy Madison when the academic mediator says: "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." 🤷‍♀️ Just sayin....

@therealkeithjames Месяц назад

I get it about the hat thing. The people who are all about freedom and liberty also turn around and tell people how to wear their hat. That is one thing about my party I will never understand.

@RickDePrisco Месяц назад

In regard to that "I identify as vaccinated" hat -- if you actually got the shot, would you be ... transvaccinated? If you got it early when it first came out, would you be ... cis-vaccinated?

@joanarnold7404 Месяц назад

Y'all crack me up!!!

@MrTurkeybreath Месяц назад

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS

@authenticallysuperficial9874 Месяц назад

Starts at 11:13 (incredibly)

@JonMI6 Месяц назад

Horrible Harris as her name translates from Finnish

@JonMI6 Месяц назад

@TheBabylon-Bee scam much?

@FortuneCookie187 23 дня назад

2500 calories a day is not enough to sustain for a long time without losing weight.

@billiparis3203 Месяц назад

Both of my my husbands were Ironworkers..flipping back hats (after hardhat) meant he was a thinkin' For me, as a Baseball lover and coach..I fill mine when tipping head to get under a hook.. or needed more light❤ I love my ball caps! A Marine Widow from Casper Wyoming ❤️

@mickturner957 29 дней назад

She doesn't mean the "Children" that were murdered by Abortion!

@mikelilly7285 Месяц назад

@babylonbee Y'all should hire her if she loses. She could be your Babbling Bee.

@notw1015 Месяц назад

😂😅

@zhozhoc Месяц назад

😂

@jeancohen149 Месяц назад

"My name is Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she/her, and I'm wearing a blue jacket." "I love yellow school buses. Have you been on a yellow school." "Now you can see the moon with your OWN eyes!" "You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?'

@RedRonFJB Месяц назад

AND IF YOU LOOK AT THE VENN DIAGRAM YOU WILL SEE THREE CIRCLES AND IT IS SIGNIFICANT FOR ITS OWN SIGNIFICANCE.

@EaglePicking Месяц назад

@@RedRonFJB I love Venn diagrams.

@rakandy3878 Месяц назад

[Kakles in impish]

@SoonersMommy Месяц назад

⁠and don’t forget, it has been unburdened by what has been

@jmcginty96 Месяц назад

The coconut tree is cool now. The MSM said so.

@2oko704 Месяц назад

We need a venn diagram of her wisest of wisdoms so I can see how I’m being unburdened by what has been.

@excellentcomment Месяц назад

So well played! You should get 5,000 likes at least for each item on the word salad menu there

@nickwilkinson8171 Месяц назад

Epic 🎉

@mickturner957 22 дня назад

We will all be Unburdened when this Bish is in the unemployment line!

@gabeo9474 Месяц назад

When we talk about the wiseness of wisdom, we must consider those who are wise and have shown their wisdom...because wisdom without the wise is just a word. A word that has six letters that exist in the alphabet. "Wise" is a smaller word than "wisdom". So, basically, that's wrong.

@hiskidkeller Месяц назад

Kamala, is that you?

@joen4642 Месяц назад

@@hiskidkeller😂

@danjustthinking1188 Месяц назад

She means to take parent’s rights over the raising of their children away from us.

@elizabethfrownfelter2531 Месяц назад

History shows us how old cultures did that. Not very nice.

@hiskidkeller Месяц назад

That has been going on for decades in the public school system.

@bojibear7957 Месяц назад

Parents have chosen to put their children into the system.

@danjustthinking1188 Месяц назад

@@bojibear7957 unwittingly perhaps but most people do not live the way they vote. Why? I’ll never understand. People trust those in authority positions and I remember when there was a time that you could count on most leaders to be servants first. Character has definitely changed in those who seek to lead. Let the buyer beware.

@TinnyDee Месяц назад

@@bojibear7957 the "system" is everywhere now. Schools hospitals law enforcement. It's unavoidable unless we the people stand up together to beat it back. It's gotten nefarious in the last 50 years.

@Bozo_Weirdo Месяц назад

In the minds of people like hers, a healthy child is a child who is “protected, supported, and nurtured” by the government… … a core premise of nearly every dystopian authoritarian society I’ve ever heard of or imagined.

@elizabethfrownfelter2531 Месяц назад

Catrated or Abortd on your tax dollars.😢 ( Misspelled on purpose, because of the censorship of Harriss ideal world)

@skrimshaw72 Месяц назад

Kamala is obsessed with trying to be quotable, she fantasizes about her quotes being in children's history books. The best she can hope for is being immortalized in memes. 🤣

@geekgurl2000 Месяц назад

Creating quotable lines like a Top 40 pop song by ShitLib Houston!

@davidwadsworth8982 Месяц назад

Remember Today is yesterday, tomorrow, but tomorrow is today tomorrow let this unburden your heart,as it did mine,we can all be unburdened together, individually.for then we can ALL be people who are people.

@missmichelle4527 Месяц назад

🤣🤣🤣

@noend-2626 Месяц назад

If your brain doesn’t work, DEI will do the work for you ( RU-vid keeps deleting this comment, 4th attempt)

@richardlincoln8438 Месяц назад

Google algorithm automated censorship platform is making sure that their narrative is upheld. Your thought crimes will not be tolerated.

@PhxLawBall Месяц назад

I liked it and I’ll add a comment to cement it. It’s true though!!

@rickshafer6688 Месяц назад

"When we talk about the children of the Spumonti; we are talking about the children of the Spumonti."

@coulie27 Месяц назад

This is hilarious. I'm a dad wearing his hat backwards, watching this 😅😅😅

@pmazie Месяц назад

Hat backwards used to be a gang sign. I'm 74 so that was a long long time ago.

@jamesbull890 Месяц назад

As a follicly challenged person I see a problem wearing a hat like that backwards in the sunshine is ending up with a nice red rising sun on my forehead 😂😂.

@janetg5176 Месяц назад

I liked her explanation of where community banks are. They are in the community. Hmm, I always wondered about that....😂

@BF-27 Месяц назад

Ahh, so nice to re-visit these Kamala classics before they’re scrubbed from the internet.

@christine1921murphy Месяц назад

My cat communicates with me more than this Kommulist ever will be able to

@loramcclamrock5549 Месяц назад

Personally, i think " unburdened by what has been" sounds completely revolutionary and anarchical. Scary stuff!

@ValenceFlux Месяц назад

Like apprentices shouldering the burdens of those who's backs are too expensive to help lift? Apprentices work or laborers work? Same but different.

@lyndawn2577 Месяц назад

It is a quote straight from Marxism

@NineteenHand Месяц назад

The increasing number of hats was hilarious.

@LP_0820 Месяц назад

The increasing number of hats appearing on everyone was a nice touch

@whitegold4510 Месяц назад

We have a politician in my country who has this kind of wisdom He said when it is cold it is not hot....

@moondog9235 Месяц назад

"Why is everyone mean to me? I haven't done anything." (Kamala Harris).🖐🤪

@missmichelle4527 Месяц назад

Backward hat extravaganza looked AWESOME. Loved the double hat fashion statements. People who wear their hats backwards insist on seeing everything in their immediate environment. I love it. I feel safer around them. When you wear the hat bill forward, the bill impedes the full view.

@genxtechguy Месяц назад

Her wisdoms are the wise-iest.

@greatnorthwestbear Месяц назад

Which means , “ you parents are not the authority of your children, they’re children of the government and we have the authority “ That’s what she’s saying

@DangerZone-w6y Месяц назад

so unburdened by burdening of burdens.

@j.taylor3670 Месяц назад

Get a load of this regarding RFK meeting with all candidates about camping down the rhetoric: "The other candidates have met with me, Kamala Harris has said she doesn't want to," Kennedy said. " (FoxNews 8/17)

@jamesbull890 Месяц назад

The first quote is actually a communist one about ignoring what was to replace it with a new socialist society.

@Lightning613 Месяц назад

“Imagine what can be . . .” ( having a Leninist/Maoist-style totalitarian Marxist Regime controlling every aspect of everyone’s lives) “. . . un encumbered by what has been.” (a Constitutional Republic ran by the Rule-of-Law based in the Constitution). That will fulfill the DEMs’ vision of “fundamentally transforming the Country.”

@superman9772 Месяц назад

if anyone has seen the movie "being there" with peter sellers... well, you probably recognize the similarity of Chance (peter seller's character ) to "the present democratic presidential candidate"... it would make a great skit anyway....

@owlfethurz8377 25 дней назад

Except he was way smarter and much more lovable.

@superman9772 25 дней назад

@@owlfethurz8377 well... he did "like to watch".... anyway, the thing about the movie was that he was misidentified as a smart advisor and thus his simpleton statements were taken as some kind of sage wisdom... the movie attempts to demonstrate that the elite class are really just lemmings and will accept anything they are told to accept by others in their peer group... Chance was not smart, the elites just took him that way because they were told to believe he was ... much like our current situation (but hopefully enough common sense voters will see through the ruse/scam that is happening)

@jclay452 Месяц назад

Disney has lost a lot of money over the last several years from poor movies and shows. I’m not surprised they’re not settling lawsuits.

@DM-gv3dy Месяц назад

She spoke like loyal communist

@AlwaysCheckmateNeverStalemate Месяц назад

I'm posting before the video premiers. So, if it's anything similar to the Biden quotes video or the one with Trump, I know this one will knock my socks off. Looking forward for a great laugh!

@mistymoo9183 Месяц назад

Lol never gave it a thought how Jared wears his hat. People read too much into everything.

@stevewesley8187 7 дней назад

As we plumb the absolute depths of Kamala's wisdom , we discover the limitless depth to be less than skin deep .....

@dalefrye7728 Месяц назад

I'd like to hear a parody song called "Kamala Chameleon" based on Boy George's "Karma Chameleon". Any song writers out there?

@DangerZone-w6y Месяц назад

double hats, marvelous idea.. I think get a better fit with two. And one hat is so old school.

@tempvssolvs Месяц назад

The fact that she isn't working paycheck to paycheck in some small town law office after striking out with her political career in California is a sure sign of just how bad we've gotten as a nation.

@CornPopPomade Месяц назад

The backwards hat thing has convinced me the retirement age is too young. Boomers need something to do.

@KoshN Месяц назад

Regarding wearing the baseball cap backwards, it reminds me of Bud Bundy a.k.a. "Grandmaster B" (from Married with Children). 😁

@nredsa Месяц назад

if you wear your hat backwards, I immediately suspect you of being nefarious.

@geratkopfe Месяц назад

One little, two little, three little ball caps; Four little, five little, six little ball caps; Seven little, eight little, nine little ball caps; Ten ball caps on The Bee.

@jackbooten2681 Месяц назад

The community, they're like the moonies.

@KamilaRoutsis Месяц назад

Why the need for two caps ? 😂

@BibleSongs Месяц назад

She is also now advocating for increased child credit. Like J.D. Vance, she now hates the childless.

@stevetennispro Месяц назад

"Like J.D. Vance, she now hates the childless." Vance doesn't hate "the childless", or even "the brainless' like you. The point he was making in regard to our representatives is that they should have a stake in the country and it's future. Things like being a citizen, owning property, having children, investing in our markets, our values, our constitutional rights, etc...

@a91170 Месяц назад

Wisdom of Kamala? You mean 00:01 minutes video?

@SoonersMommy Месяц назад

😂

@spikethefurry6039 Месяц назад

Lolll 😂😂😂

@christophercatiller2422 Месяц назад

I voted for Trump twice, but my only issue with him was how he does not talk to us like kindergarteners in a condescending tone. That’s why I’ll be voting for Harris. I don’t care if she’s hellbent on driving the country off a cliff.

@spikethefurry6039 Месяц назад

Please be satire 😂😂😂😅

@christophercatiller2422 Месяц назад

@@spikethefurry6039 well yeah 😂 she has many negative qualities and one of her worst, imo, is her condescending tone. It’s hard to listen to.

@spikethefurry6039 Месяц назад

@@christophercatiller2422 it's hard to tell these days Lol. I swear she sounds high 😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@lamsangmoigangte5798 Месяц назад

😂😂😂

@Gaily1 Месяц назад

I am totally enjoying the Hat Game you’re playing.

@PInk77W1 22 дня назад

“220,000,000 Americans died from COVID” VP Harris

@j.taylor3670 Месяц назад

Bummer! I thought that this would be her "greatest hits"!

@yvetteverwey2283 Месяц назад

I wonder if the trans "men" knew they would develop male pattern baldness from the hormones the take for life. I have seen a few cry about that. Just wondering...

@dlberker Месяц назад

It feels like she just learned something and wants to pretend that she's known about it forever and that she's an expert on the subject. Faux deep sums it up perfectly.