The World's Funniest Criminal

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Today I steal the world's biggest diamond except I only have one bone
Game is The Professional by Torfi, try it for yourself if you hate yourself: torfi.itch.io/the-professional
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@carterstevenson6009 Год назад

I’d like to think there were security guards watching the cameras and just letting the spectacle unfold.

@nathanjereb9944 Год назад

*2 security guards watching this go down* Guard1: should we report this? Guard2: nah, this is getting intresting...

@mothiikai Год назад

As soon as the sus poses started, they brought the popcorn

@ConBuBOOM Год назад

"You didn't bring popcorn?"

@Sup_Hat Год назад

Does that mean that during the intro we're the guards?

@thatrandomfry Год назад

We're the guards, choosing not the report this slmccl fellow

@biscout4336 Год назад

I'm so glad Charlie is a homeowner so he can finally break into his own house properly!

@carterstevenson6009 Год назад

I cannot imagine what my man’s neighbors were thinking with that intro.

@flarie7853 Год назад

@@carterstevenson6009probably something like “this again!”

@hardhatnewt Год назад

@TheChicken_Lord Год назад

chicken has visited

@carterstevenson6009 Год назад

Thank you, Chicken

@notmickey2092 Год назад

after the heist, agent one bone was finally able to afford surgery to give him more bones to move. he went from agent one bone to agent all bone in 48 hours of grueling surgery. to this day, he roams the streets, enjoying his boneful freedom.

@thestranger954 Год назад

"Boneful freedom."

@fredrickfazbear2133 Год назад

Beautiful

@Koistork Год назад

You could say the doctors really boned him up

@BluEyesGamer Год назад

Bro really turned into agent 206 bone 💀

@sftmochii Год назад

@@BluEyesGamer Nah 💀

@abramcrawford5078 Год назад

I can only imagine a security guard looking at the footage and watching someone flailing around trying to move 2 feet to a diamond

@spontaneousnoodles Год назад

2:21 “looking very submissive, Agent One-Bone” is the most intimidating thing I have ever heard

@TH3B1GCH33S3 Год назад

Same

@King_of_Cards Год назад

i guess he "SEDUCED HIM"

@user-ky7tu5en5u Год назад

"Don't make me call in agent two-bone"

@berugitv3562 Год назад

god i wish someone would say that to me 🤤

@TH3B1GCH33S3 Год назад

@@berugitv3562 Omg sameeeeee

@jakedodge6865 Год назад

I always imagined slimes gamer room to be on a second floor so it was terrifying to see him outside the window

@itsaneel Год назад

I doubt that would stop him

@ayaanmohammad6645 Год назад

Yeah, I doubt Slmccl was that high up. But then again I can't say for sure, since I don't know the layout of your house

@greysonalex Год назад

i think he's mentioned going upstairs during his 6 hour goat sim vid with ranboo, so I assume this is in his basement.

@alexchandler4213 6 месяцев назад

No his room is on the second floor! He just schlooped up the wall like all humans with meat and bones do!

@gunnergrimmett7725 Год назад

"I got so scared I became Markiplier" is the best quote I've ever heard

@abelherron8352 Год назад

This diamond heist was tough, but unlike a diamond, it was not unbreakable

@nebelluca2453 Год назад

It was however pretty crazy, a little bit noisy and I would say also bizarre

@carpetjam1264 Год назад

and the comedy was golden, like the wind

@Yolo-ic7ml Год назад

throughout the video charlies mental state would breakdown breakdown, like a stone in an ocean

@starsquishya3540 Год назад

Good thing Charlie's tendency to battle gave him the truly golden experience he needed.

@goobachev Год назад

he shed alot of blood and now hes probably haunted by phantoms

@dragonluvver975 Год назад

nobody gonna talk about how charlie was outside without a jacket while it was snowing?

@robert.7230 Год назад

Yes.

@achoosirs Год назад

how this man was breaking into a house in winter in new england in a tee shirt terrifies me

@tristan4454 Год назад

madlad

@virtualsodaenthusiast Год назад

I was literally about to comment about that lmao

@hereticalcrusader2544 Год назад

@Correcticalthis bot has replied to every comment

@sarwatarannya8786 Год назад

Just looked up how salmon look in their spawning stage, and holy shit those fish go hard. Literally goes through super saiyan transformation just with the urge to mate

@caitlinobrien273 Год назад

Going on a long journey with its buds on the search for fussy No one's going to remember that reference lol

@finlip_ Год назад

@@caitlinobrien273 he can't walk past the fish section of the grocery store 😔😔

@0nullnil Год назад

@@caitlinobrien273 Gotta get that tropical fussy

@xdarin_ Год назад

What's impressive about this thief isn't that he can live and only move one bone at a time, but the fact that his muscles can stay stone still

@TheAlphaTeamPlays Год назад

This game is like trying to teach an AI how to walk

@nathanjereb9944 Год назад

I do wonder how would an ai play this game

@PbeingXD Год назад

There is another game where physic just say no and character has no bone I think it’s called ‘the long drive’ I want him to try playing it

@xsalixartz59 Год назад

@BL00D1 oh my god I was hoping to see a Code Bullet fan here

@Spederman1 Год назад

Except he doesn’t learn

@bumbledragon3648 Год назад

Thank you Charlie for making me laugh so hard I was able to move two bones at once for the first time ever in my entire life

@inkitty_official Год назад

Charlie is indeed a healer

@carterstevenson6009 Год назад

That’s beautiful, brings a tear to my eye

@PhoenixFox5577 Год назад

Aha! Agent Two Bone!

@bumbledragon3648 Год назад

@@PhoenixFox5577 SHIT!!! My covers blown!!!

@Mark-dy4yb Год назад

Congratulations man! I still have to yet move any bone after a certain milk man decided to break every single bone in my body

@providence2351 Год назад

I can just imagine the guards on the security camera watching this man struggle to get up stairs while making the weirdest noises imaginable

@CandyPancakeLover Год назад

is that a rando pfp?

@providence2351 Год назад

@@CandyPancakeLover it is

@CandyPancakeLover Год назад

@@providence2351 haha nice :)

@Ikindaenjoytrains Год назад

Charlie: “Move to whatever part of the brain you need the least.” One-Bone: “How about the part that allows me to move any bones at all?”

@wyatthill3402 Год назад

The openings are always so elaborate lol

@Dylbz-ne8st Год назад

Jesus Christ these fuckin bots are ridiculous why won’t RU-vid act!?!??!!

@wyatthill3402 Год назад

Damn, there are a lot of bots

@goodgamingdavid1533 Год назад

I know this is going to be a good one because I'm already quite literally crying of laughter in the first minute.

@foothiewoothie8372 Год назад

Honestly I respect him for the bit

@TheChicken_Lord Год назад

Chicken has visited, and you get chickens special words. You get a Pog from the chicken cult. May the chickens bring you luck. 😉🤞

@Dylbz-ne8st Год назад

@@TheChicken_Lord may I get a good luck pog please m’lord of chickens?

@TheChicken_Lord Год назад

@@Dylbz-ne8st Yes you may, do not use this power for granted… You get a Pog from the chicken cult may the chickens bring you luck😉🤞

@angyboy4811 Год назад

@@TheChicken_Lord may I have one of you're fabled good luck pogs? I would be ever so thankfull

@theman6422 Год назад

14:59 Charlie got so happy that he morphed into a different Charlie

@duck137 Год назад

Imagine the museum security checking the camera footage.

@DigitalAnima Год назад

11:56 im so glad chrl slmccl gets to collaborate with mrkplr

@MeerabAreeb Год назад

i wanna think that us, the viewers are actually the security guards, just watching this unfold while choking on coffee

@marshallbrereton9825 Год назад

imagine being security and seeing this man ass up stealing the diamond. i wouldn’t know how to feel

@Sea_Moose1 Год назад

The funny thing is, if he had all his bones this would be the easiest robbery ever.

@Kit.Fisto. Год назад

I love watching Charlie like try to perfect a movement and then just jolting the mouse the complete opposite direction of what he should do

@olieamr Год назад

genuinely impressed with how flexible and quiet slmccl was in the beginning.

@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz Год назад

10:28 Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel where Charlie breaks into the Louvre with Schlatt and guest cameo MrBeast while Condifiction attempts to speedrun this game in a thrilling race for the grand prize of RU-vid Monetization

@DWal32 Год назад

Charlie Slimecicle's hair just remained on the floor for the entirety of the video, having been ripped off by Slmccl's sheer force while snapping Charlie's neck

@moonfruito5960 Год назад

shocking footage just released that has revealed the true depth of slmccl's crimes. hopefully well known law enforcer slimecicle can deliver swift justice and stop the felon before he gets any more despicable.

@MistyMaytions 10 месяцев назад

It turns out… slimeccle is Actually slimecicle’s BROTHER!!

@Spunkysock Год назад

I feel bad for Slmccl’s neighbors, they have to deal with his goopiness all the time.

@LuanaSilvaamorim12345 Год назад

Nah he dosent have neighbours they left cuz of him

@C0B2A5_V3N0M Год назад

12:37 I don’t want to see you crash but whatever you do watch your ASSS

@sophiedenhartog1210 Год назад

6:50 "CRAWL OVER TO IT. DESPERATELY. ON YOUR KNEES." *does a frontflip*

@mrdave9425 Год назад

13:02 the definition of insanity

@This_is_a_name13579 Год назад

An example of insanity actually lol

@mmmcatfish4299 Год назад

The reason they had to upgrade the lasers is because the police couldn't get to the scene of the crime either

@BVORTH Год назад

2:06 Imagine the cops check the security footage and this is what they see..

@cooperschmidt1594 Год назад

13:09 felt powerful

@neirokou Год назад

I was brushing my teeth while watching this and I almost spit toothpaste all over my bathroom mirror when he got to the singing part 12:16

@intellectualartifact Год назад

Is this how animators feel trying to rig a character

@freep3115 Год назад

11:31 Me when bowling

@Jogothekingofcurses 9 месяцев назад

Bro got the strangest form

@lunanight1342 Год назад

15:45 "I'm sure she won't...FUCK! Charlie -2023

@phr0ggerz_ Год назад

Ah yes the intro is just *chefs kiss*. It’s so perfect, just imagine his neighbors watching him make that intro though

@true_joker2621 Год назад

9:06 "Looks like we got off on the wrong foot"

@AngelofGrace96 Год назад

I love how hard Charlie goes in literally every video

@thatlilgayguy Год назад

12:49 i think our agent one bone is masochistic..

@DavidFilmer139 Год назад

12:31 bro is so mad he wrote a song

@wannabe2615 Год назад

Probs to him, dude went out as it was snowing in a t-shirt just to give us an entertaining bit ❤

@spicemoss Год назад

Slmccl is very skilled at engaging his audience. This video was riveting. Now if only Slimecicle could unlock the same secrets...

@Kaleinablender Год назад

8:08 “on on you must!”

@beanboy1848 Год назад

THE GUNKY GANGSTER HAS BLESSED US AGAIN

@Sketchers.WeGotThaDrip Год назад

11:12 hits different when you've (i've) been consuming catholic related horror for the past 24 hours

@gruggedup9083 Год назад

0:11 I can only imagine how strange it would be just walking around town and see this from a distance.

@dracheli2593 Год назад

Welcome back! Hope Slimecicle didn't trouble you during the holiday break :D But it looks like that problem has been taken care of. Good job Agent Slmccl.

@toenailfungus2415 Год назад

I have too many bees in my pockets and this video really helped with that! Thanks!

@tzyomuL Год назад

as always, the starting of a video is a complete masterpiece.

@scarletthedragon6935 Год назад

6:26 THIS CUT MADE ME SNORT AND SPIT HOT COCOA ALL OVER MYSELF AND MY COUCH, SLMMCL IS NOW OUT TO B U R N US

@elanu4835 Год назад

Charlie reminds me of playing video games with my siblings at 1:00AM. Everything is crazy nonsense and the game is suddenly a lot harder but gosh darn it -is everyone laughing. I've been loving the content recently!

@dogeater225 Год назад

0:25 "Hes at it again tom, hes breaking into his house again!"

@sunrei9988 Год назад

The amount of effort Charlie puts in his intros is immaculate

@onlinehusk86 Год назад

Charlie going absolutely feral will never not be hilarious!

@SleepyCrumpet Год назад

Charlie just screaming “ *E N G A G E•* “ Is everything.

@tommyfromtiktok Год назад

This man has saved me so many times. Hes so funny, i mean just watch one video without laughing. I love this man. (Platonically). Thank you so much Slimecicle for coming back man. Love ya /p❤️

@Dylbz-ne8st Год назад

Ikr he’s amazing!!!!

@tommyfromtiktok Год назад

Fr!!!!!!! :]

@delta9731 Год назад

1:05 Slmccl sounds like one of those tutorial characters that be saying stuff like "lets see if you still got it" and teach you how to walk 💀

@IgnSpacey Год назад

i love how charlie is able to make any bad game the most entertaining thing ever

@Aceofspadeandmore Год назад

5:26 He be looking like he bowing to the Dimond LMAO

@moonlitdreamers Год назад

every time i watch a slimecicle video i prepare myself to witness some of the most vile and disturbing things known to man

@noir_wolfe1099 Год назад

4:13 I did not expect that pose, but its hilarious. I nearly burst out laughing

@rithegamingguy2910 Год назад

7:00 bro pulled out the papa's pizzeria music

@milkperson3657 Год назад

I WAS GONNA SAY

@rithegamingguy2910 Год назад

@@milkperson3657 same brain lmao

@Wishkeirs Год назад

"position your head to whatever part of the brain you need the most" Unbeknownst to Charlie Slmcicl,that was not a tangible part of Agent one bone's brain

@matthuntdaug Год назад

At first I thought the hard water issue had gotten the best of Charlie

@theoneandonlyari2510 Год назад

I want whatever THIS is to be a condition in D&D

@FleebBorgon Год назад

9:52 Did you know seals have this adorable pose that's called the banana pose? Was Charlie a seal this whole time?

@MemeL0rd13 Год назад

From the opening bit, what if charlies neighbor or someone passing by saw him entering the house through the window. Imagine if he had to show the bit to the police as explanation on why he came in through the window.

@a_weirdo_who_creates Год назад

7:36 Round of applause here 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@svahn1 Год назад

I love the creative intro's. I hope the youtuber sometimes called Slmccl keeps making them.

@CrashOzzy1223 Год назад

0:33 literally kills tommyinnit 😂 (imagine it.)

@viewerlessthan2276 Год назад

Its pretty cool how Charlie can get that doll to move like that in the beginning. Too bad he snapped his own neck so the doll had to take over the game play this video

@mollymoocow7908 Год назад

I’m not sure if I’ve ever laughed this hard before, I have actual tears in my eyes

@Gormi124 Год назад

This has somehow become my cat's favorite video. She loves to watch Slmccl play The Professional.

@sleegon7475 Год назад

Have to give props to slimecicle for going outside while it's snowing in a t shirt to crawl through his window for an intro.

@skateboardsquid Год назад

i think you mean slmccl /ref

@woolietee Год назад

Bro imagine the police check the security cameras at they see this 💀💀💀

@joaquinaizenberg Год назад

That symbol in 6:38 seems familiar

@fabianballejos4039 Год назад

(Erika silently plays)

@Chaotic_X 3 месяца назад

4:55 did charlie only just learn how to walk in school?

@spidercamz1774 Год назад

Imagine just seeing this on the security cameras.. 7:20

@archer4424 Год назад

This reminds me of a more modern version of QWOP and seeing Slimecicle go absolutely batshit on it is just what I needed to see today lmao

@ultimaterowlet7008 Год назад

1:32 MAXWELL THE CAT

@shreksarmy3093 Год назад

what's that music

@Radioactive4001 Год назад

I absolutely love how it was not the laser that made Slmccl Go insane, but the stairs

@dusk4819 Год назад

lemme just say… 5:55 😳

@LilacSpidr Год назад

17:09"got so scared i became Markiplier" got me laughing so hard

@alexisn1358 Год назад

5:34 gillion tidestrider after last episode

@amalgasoul5794 Год назад

-9:46 How did we get here

@H3ll0-K1TTY. Год назад

11:55 "got so scared I became markiplier" ..lovely

@As8bakwTheSage Год назад

I was dying laughing throughout this video. Truly the world's funniest criminal.

@lucastugan4958 Год назад

if I was a security guard watching this on a security cameras, I would just let him take the gem, he earned it

@braylen_may Год назад

3:19 like a salmon

@TheAdvertisement Год назад

Choosing to act as if he's a guide speaking to Agent One-Bone trying to help him get through was a genius move on Charlie's part.

@Hiimkalmekate 9 месяцев назад

11:57" I got so scared I became markipliair." Slimecicel

@salmeleons Год назад

oh boy a new slime man upload i cant wait for the existential fear i gain from this episode

@salmeleons Год назад

you know your comments great when its getting the spam bots

@dakotaturner9701 Год назад

Would love to see a speed run of this insanity tbh

@creative_leafeonpony_fan1545 Год назад

I love when someone gets so mad at a video game they go past screaming and into quiet, festering pain and hopelessness. This is a perfect example.

@Pokemichael Год назад

I’m not gonna lie, there’s times where I have dreams and I can only move like this game

@snowsidewolver Год назад

I've never laugh-cried so hard in my life.