The Worst Dinosaur Movie You've Never Heard Of

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Saurians is a really bad dinosaur movie from 1994. Let’s check it out!
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@t.rexking441 9 месяцев назад

Why is it so common for people to think that Archaeologists research Dinosaurs? This movie put the effort to define the word “Saurian” but couldn’t even get that right.

@theofficialarthurtheallo69 9 месяцев назад

People also think scientists discover fossils

@dareka9425 9 месяцев назад

As a kid I used to think archaeologists research dinosaurs. These B movies, bad as they were, inspired me to become a fossil hunter. I even collected stones that has leaf impressions that were dumped on a construction disposal area next to my home. Alas, I later discovered that my country, the whole region in fact, was underwater much of the prehistoric times so paleontology is not a viable career option here. And my mother threw away the stones away while I was in college, saying they invite bad sprirts. She didn't throw away my p0rn stash, however.

@BrandonPilcher 9 месяцев назад

I wonder if the misconception ever goes the other way, namely people thinking paleontologists are the ones digging up ancient structures and artifacts.

@Crocy 9 месяцев назад

Same vein as all reptiles are lizards and all old extinct animals are dinosaurs.

@ThomasVonDoom-ir7fr 9 месяцев назад

You commented it before I could. .I Wonder what they think paleontologist do?

@Sharauni 9 месяцев назад

My parents adore the Polonia Bros movies, simply because they are absolutely awful XD My folks love B movies and below, they enjoy seeing how horribly funny and awkward they can be while still seeing the passion of the writer/director to make them, so when they discovered the Polonias they were hooked. Every weekend they search their streaming services for any bad movies and often end up on one of the Polonia productions lol.

@d1halberdgnoll963 9 месяцев назад

Sounds like an awesome family not gonna lie

@Sharauni 9 месяцев назад

@@d1halberdgnoll963 Oh they are, it's a blast to watch the movies with them! They get all excited when they find a truly awful one lol XD

@RickRaptor105 9 месяцев назад

Shit, I gotta hurry or you'll cover every dinosaur movie I've planned to review

@ian.r5261 9 месяцев назад

🤣

@maxtube444 7 месяцев назад

yall really need to do an epic crossover sometime

@dino._.con1232 5 месяцев назад

You were the first person I thought of when I saw this video

@trinidaitobago2 9 месяцев назад

while I was watching this video, a commercial for Magic the gathering Arena was being advertised, it was Lost Caverns of Ixalan which is a set about Aztecs riding dinosaurs. and even this fantasy situation is more plausible than the acting in this film

@KaineTheHedgehog 9 месяцев назад

My god those low budget films were the pinnacle of movies I watched while I was bored

@DinoDiego16 9 месяцев назад

These kinds of movies are truly the movie ever XD

@briancoulombe4517 9 месяцев назад

It is the life blood of the RU-vid movie review game

@DinoDiego16 9 месяцев назад

It really is tho! XD

@mr.bootsmann4842 9 месяцев назад

I make No-Budget movies on my other RU-vid Account....😅

@S0ulGh0st 9 месяцев назад

A hybrid of T-Rex with stegosaurus would kinda look like Godzilla

@GrizzlyDave85 9 месяцев назад

Someone’s been binge watching cinemassacre’s godzillathon

@S0ulGh0st 8 месяцев назад

@@GrizzlyDave85 I know what you're talking about, but I didn't learn that from there xD

@KaijuBiologist 2 месяца назад

You're not the first person to say that. I've seen cuts of Godzilla movies where they call Godzilla exactly that.

@davidworley9712 9 месяцев назад

11:46 and 14:25 that death sound was a sound clip from When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth. Plus that second death scene is what I remember a very long time ago.

@charlesbennett7484 9 месяцев назад

Mokele-mbembe: Lingala for "one who stops the flow of rivers", is a mythical water-dwelling entity that supposedly lives in the Congo River Basin, sometimes described as a living dinosaur, sometimes as a spirit. It is an actual cryptid that some people honestly beleive is real and one that people actively look for similar to Bigfoot.

@och70 9 месяцев назад

@ 19:55 Lynette: Alan, is that a stick of dynamite in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Alan: Yes.

@deathsyth8888 9 месяцев назад

Dinosaur film viewers: You are without doubt the worst dinosaur movie I've ever heard of! Saurians: But you have heard of me.

@YatogamiLuca 9 месяцев назад

So you're telling me that Godzilla VS Mothra is at fault for Cocaine Shark?

@DinoDiego16 9 месяцев назад

You say that like Cocaine Shark isn't an absolute masterpiece! 😂

@lucanigro7316 9 месяцев назад

Even if these are kind of low budget i can help but have some respect for the dude Key word:some respect

@prasetyodwikuncorojati2434 9 месяцев назад

Plenty of bad movies can be very entertaining in their own twisted way

@GodzillaMinusx 9 месяцев назад

I love how almost every director is inspired by Godzilla

@oldbirbman 9 месяцев назад

Yeah

@train_go_boom2065 9 месяцев назад

Or other toho monster movies

@HelpImStuckInATimeLoop 8 месяцев назад

Or monster films in general

@SuperKingGhidorah 9 месяцев назад

That joke was better than the production of this movie 🤣

@DinoDiego16 9 месяцев назад

And my jokes are awful. That's saying something XD

@superman8372 9 месяцев назад

Allen is like a whole ass napoleon dynamite if he was in Jurassic park

@mathieuleader8601 9 месяцев назад

the orange dinosaur looks like its coated in some spicy breaded coating

@Fitz2393 9 месяцев назад

There is another candidate, “Actium Maximus: War of the Alien Dinosaurs.” Diamanda Hagan rightly called it “Ed Wood’s Dune.”

@iguanaboi3921 9 месяцев назад

I have an idea for a video. There's these books series called "Cryptid hunters," and the first one is about Mokele Mbembe. So if you want another story like Raptor to cover for the channel, I think this would be an interesting one

@26th_Primarch 9 месяцев назад

And I'm pretty sure that's what cryptid they tried to write the name of in the intro for this movie.

@sealytheseal8417 9 месяцев назад

@@26th_Primarchit definitely is

@NickLavic 9 месяцев назад

Mokele-mbembe? Never heard of it, do you mean Mimbawee-bimbe? 😂

@toonrex2806 9 месяцев назад

I think the “dinosaur” in Dinosaur Activity is more like a dragon than a lizard.

@DinoDiego16 9 месяцев назад

Honestly, that would make more sense considering there was an emphasis on the amount of fires that were started from the "dinosaurs", although we never get to see them actually breath fire for obvious budget reasons XD

@ryanlengyel2230 9 месяцев назад

The stop motion in The Dinosaur Chronicles is actually animation by Brett Piper which was done for, but went unused in, Dinosaur Babes. I'm a fan👍

@DinoDiego16 9 месяцев назад

Very interesting! Definitely want to check it out myself, in that case. Love these guys' works XD

@cinemafanaticreviews 9 месяцев назад

I am a huge fan of the Polonia’s. Mark’s love interest in this movie, is his real life wife, I believe. Plus there are some actors from splatter Farm in here.

@joshuaW5621 9 месяцев назад

We need a collaboration with RickRaptor soon.

@weedongding 9 месяцев назад

The line delivery in this movie is giving off major House of the Dead 2 line delivery energy

@d1halberdgnoll963 9 месяцев назад

I went "Ooooh nooooo" involuntarily when you mentioned Polonia

@ShadeMeadows 9 месяцев назад

This is a clichéd question for these kind of videos but... Where DO people find these things??

@briancoulombe4517 9 месяцев назад

I knew about feeders, but the fact that they have been doing Schlock cinema for this long almost makes me respect them.

@WoobooRidesAgain 9 месяцев назад

I unironically have a lot of respect for them. They were dedicated to their craft, clearly had a good time making it, seem genuinely appreciative of their fans and followers, know exactly what it is they're making and want you to know what they're making and have no pretensions otherwise as to the quality of the product. This isn't like Neil Breen using bizarrely constructed films with bad effects to deliver bonkers Aesop's and manifestos, or an Asylum property whose objective is to deceive the viewer with titles linked to hot new properties. These are just silly films made purely for the fun of making silly, stupid films. That Mark Polonia continues to make films despite the passing of his brother is also commendable, and I am glad to hear that he was able to bounce back from the tragedy. Before this movie my knowledge of their works sort of began and ended with the films of theirs that were showcased on Best of the Worst.

@SapoS3ringa 9 месяцев назад

Did y'all ever heard how there's more time between stegosaurus and T-Rex then time between T-Rex and us? This means that when the T-Rex entered in that cave, the stegosaurus was already hibernating.

@laurachapple6795 9 месяцев назад

This is exactly what I would have pictured if you'd asked me to imagine a dinosaur movie by the makers of 'Feeders'.

@superking208 9 месяцев назад

I love this channel, thank you for making content that heals my inner child

@Mer0lk 9 месяцев назад

Now this is the kind of stuff that I subscribed to you for and I'm not disappointed that more people find out about these movies! This and "Dinosaur from the Deep" are my kind of jam and I've seen them both before! I also have an atrocious suggestion/"recommendation"; "One Million AC/DC"; a softcore movie with dinosaurs(and an ape!), supposedly written by Ed Wood JR under the pseudonym "Adkov Telmig(Vodka Gimlet)". If you're curious there is a short video titled "Worst special effects ever - One Million AC/DC" right here on youtube.

@Dlark17 8 месяцев назад

I'm pretty sure "Mimbawe-Bimbe" is a reference to *Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend*. I was OBSESSED with that movie as a kid!

@Johnmightbehere 9 дней назад

It's a reference to the Mokele-Mbembe, a sauropod that supposedly lives in the Congo river basin. That's what Baby secret of the lost legend was based on.

@futurepig 9 месяцев назад

At least these people had an excuse for their movies to be bad. The last "Jurassic Whatever" multimillion production I watched wasn't half as entertaining as this.

@Emperor_Oshron 9 месяцев назад

i really shouldn't be surprised, but i see that my own idea of possibly making an indie dinosaur found footage movie has been pre-empted :P my own idea is to set it as a camping trip to the desert by a group of friends (possibly myself and my own actual circle of friends) where they come under attack by a time-displaced theropod, the idea being to use one of those suits like from the Walking With Dinosaurs arena show rather than superimposing toys or puppets into the scene

@Mer0lk 9 месяцев назад

Go for it! Can't do much worse than this one!

@Emperor_Oshron 9 месяцев назад

@@Mer0lk oh, i hope/plan to. eventually. after i make proper headway on my million-and-one OTHER projects XDDDDD

@jasonsantos3037 9 месяцев назад

I find these movies are looking more fun than you see in modern Hollywood these days.

@mrcheesemunch 9 месяцев назад

Have you heard of the Primitive War books? Not sure if you'd like them or would want to do a video on them. I read the first one a couple years ago, it was pretty alright though in my opinion it made the main villain dino a bit too smart, like how lots of movies turn dinosaurs in to slasher villains. But it was nice to read a dinosaur horror story from a more modern time at least!

@DinoDiego16 9 месяцев назад

I have! I get asked about it probably once every couple of weeks at this point XD. I definitely want to check it out one of these days cuz it sounds interesting

@chrisshorten4406 9 месяцев назад

"Isn't there anything we can do?" "No."

@iamNOTaronpurschemorales1966 5 месяцев назад

Man, those line deliveries are straight out of an early 90s survival horror game.

@venomouslizards 9 месяцев назад

Darn, I’ve been trying to find Dinosaur Chronicles for years because of its stop motion. I was just about to ask if you found it before you answered my question.

@DinoDiego16 9 месяцев назад

Actually, I ended up finding a possible copy of it! Just placed the order. Maybe we'll see more of it in the future, who knows?

@venomouslizards 9 месяцев назад

@@DinoDiego16 Nice. All I have is 35 seconds of RU-vid videos posted in 2007. It sure looks interesting.

@t.rexking441 9 месяцев назад

Don’t tell Rick that you found this movie

@FeliciaArrigoni 9 месяцев назад

Can we get a dinosaur king video? Underrated gemerald of a game and pretty ok anime. I think there were cards too, but i might be wrong

@tonyantonellis9983 7 месяцев назад

My 3D modeling and animating can even make the Saurians film look like an old garbaged stage play.

@sasha1mama 9 месяцев назад

Nice to see you're finally embracing your inner smartass. Yeeesss...let the snark *flow* through you! Unleash your powerrr!

@RandomTrinidadian 9 месяцев назад

To be fair, these movies are still more interesting than anything Micheal Bay has made.

@toonrex2806 9 месяцев назад

You know what book series you should cover? Anonymous Rex as well as it’s movie adaptation.

@t.rexking441 9 месяцев назад

I’m can’t tell which line is more epic “Take that you Dinosaur!” Or “Chew on this you Prehistoric *breath* Piece of Luggage”

@Tiggeh4416 9 месяцев назад

if you haven’t, you should totally do a retrospective on the land of the lost tv series from the 70’s!! i got a boxset for christmas as a kid and they’re so hilariously bad and entertaining that it’s one of my favourite things ever

@DinoDiego16 9 месяцев назад

I wouldn't mind taking a look at the original series. I've heard good things about it and it might be an interesting topic for a video. Will definitely consider it!

@LJthedinosaurboi 7 месяцев назад

18:54 bro the music literally sounds like something from Arthur 💀

@poojathapa4940 9 месяцев назад

I searched "mimbawee bimbe" and all that came up was pictures of this movie and it's poster and one cool looking drawing

@PatataChip_Alt 9 месяцев назад

Every single movie with jurassic (except gufi ah jurasec parge uno dos and tres and jurasec vorld and also faliing kingdom come and domination) has like a bucket of milk, 3 dollars, and one cow

@RobinSwede 9 месяцев назад

12:00 I wasn’t expecting this episode to be so relatable

@LordBumblebee1238 9 месяцев назад

I’ve heard of this film when RickRaptor105 reviewed some dinosaur movies, also Jurassic Prey didn’t release in 2015 but it released in 2013

@DinoDiego16 9 месяцев назад

Every source I'm seeing is saying it was released in 2015. Maybe you're confusing it with another dinosaur movie?

@LordBumblebee1238 9 месяцев назад

@@DinoDiego16 RickRaptor105’s review shows it was released in 2013, but I guess he meant 2015 in a subtitle that showed the dinosaur in the film compared to the Indominus Rex from Jurassic World

@spinofaarusfossil65proceratosa Месяц назад

"we have the same problem in California actually except we call them crackheads" 💀

@t.rexking441 9 месяцев назад

Don’t tell Rick about this

@Gloomdrake 9 месяцев назад

I can’t believe this whole video was just a dream

@MatthewBLamont 9 месяцев назад

Great video. I love it. However, I like to point out that it is rural remake of DINOSAURUS (1960).

@DinoDiego16 9 месяцев назад

Throw a caveman in there and you basically do! 😂

@kevinnorwood8782 3 месяца назад

"You have to be on a certain level of bad, when living dinosaurs are more believable than your ACTING." Damn, Diego, talk about your own savagery and not holding anything back! But then again, you never do anything less, and that's why your content is always so great.

@SpartanTrigger 9 месяцев назад

New Diego video , hype

@ShadeMeadows 5 месяцев назад

3:08 So... Godzilla?

@dirtypms 9 месяцев назад

Okay, your joke gave me an idea for my own cheesy low budget dinosaur movie featuring Stegosaurus/Tyrannosaurus hybrids. Wait, they might sue. Ankylosaur/Allosaur hybrids. Now for the big question. Do you get story credit or a producer credit?

@diebesgrab 7 месяцев назад

"Mimbawee-Bimbe" sounds like they're trying to reference Mokele-Mbembe. Actually almost looks like it's the writer half-remembering the name Mokele-Mbembe, half-not, and not having any idea how to spell the bits he DOES remember.

@LordSpinus 3 месяца назад

0:56 Who tye hell thought it would be a good idea to give a shark cocaine?

@Meow_1992 9 месяцев назад

You think this is bad, check out velocipastor.

@jblask2 9 месяцев назад

I need to add that death scream to my discord soundboard

@dirtypms 9 месяцев назад

You ever take a look at "Raptor Island" or its sequel?

@DevonLeSuer 9 месяцев назад

23:23 Godzilla's TRUE Origin!!

@geoffshaw346 9 месяцев назад

I thought THE MIGHTY GORGA from the sixties had the worst dinosaur effects.This movie owns the worst,by far.😁🤣😂

@PhoenixMoth 9 месяцев назад

Hey I just got done watching Godzilla versus Mothra. How’d you know?

@DinoDiego16 9 месяцев назад

What can I say? I'm just psychic I guess XD

@tm43977 9 месяцев назад

Rickraptor review because of mark polonia

@joshuaalach9431 9 месяцев назад

That crackhead line got me good.

@The_Real_Block5 9 месяцев назад

Well, I just delete that post about Mars attack so just like something else like Barbie the dinosaur or dinosaur sitcom

@elmono6299 9 месяцев назад

The dinosaurs look like Mexican bootleg toys i use to play with as a kid. 😅😂🤣

@zartharn1613 9 месяцев назад

Mark Pollonia mentioned 📈📈📈🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🤖🤖☠️👹☠️💯💯💯💯✨💥✨

@elmasterdezoologia6641 4 месяца назад

It's called MOKELE-MBEMBE

@DinoDiego16 4 месяца назад

Dont diss on my boy mimbawee-bimbe XD

@CavallOve 9 месяцев назад

I have a copy of "Dinosaur chronicles" if you want.

@bobbybooshay5388 9 месяцев назад

Gotta know what movie the machine gun trex blasting tanks is from.

@DinoDiego16 9 месяцев назад

I got you. Its called Jurassic Thunder XD

@chichiboypumpi 9 месяцев назад

I don't recall these guys being mentioned by James Rolfe aka AVGN

@KellyBrown-p8j Месяц назад

Where is this animated now 9:45

@ConeEEEeEeEE 8 дней назад

the DEATH of film as an art making- rickraptor105

@LarsonFilms2 8 месяцев назад

Still better than the Barney movie.

@THX11458 9 месяцев назад

Yeah, the dubbing in this film has to be some of the worst that I've ever heard in any movie. The only other one I can think of that might rival its poor quality is the horror movie "Manos: Hands of Fate."

@CustomKaiju 7 месяцев назад

i watched rickraptor review this movie, so id say ive heard of it.

@gamingrexilla-dm9ft 9 месяцев назад

good cover bad movie.

@spiderlime 9 месяцев назад

the worst dinosaur movie ever is massacre in dinosaur valley, 1985. i leave it to you to discover why.

@Vextonomy 9 месяцев назад

0:55 ඞ

@iguanobro9925 9 месяцев назад

i finally came early!

@canibaloxide 9 месяцев назад

I love it, have it on vhs

@DinoDiego16 9 месяцев назад

You have an actual copy of this movie?? That's awesome! Apparently, not many were made (don't know how true that is). In any case, treat your treasure well XD

@canibaloxide 9 месяцев назад

@DinoDiego16 I suspect that it's a bootleg just because it's in such nice shape and I doubt my luck at getting it for as little as I did but it's still a pretty cool tape

@rileymanders2167 9 месяцев назад

so good

@KellyBrown-p8j Месяц назад

Dinosaur, sharks, 🦈 alien 👽 and monster 💀 movie 🍿🎥 not addam family 2:22

@TheJericho1123 9 месяцев назад

Polonia, that's all you had to say, automatic crap.

@DinoDiego16 9 месяцев назад

Crap? Yes. Fun crap? Also yes. At least, in my opinion.

@christopherholder9925 9 месяцев назад

Archaeology??

@KellyBrown-p8j Месяц назад

So epic 1:21

@beerasaurus 9 месяцев назад

The worst one I’ve seen was planet of the dinosaurs. A 1977 movie got for Christmas in the early 90’s

@TheFoshaMan 9 месяцев назад

11:46 XDDD Deserved

@KingLeek86 9 месяцев назад

Um....I dunno....maybe you need to watch Lost in Dinosaur World.

@novahoth3406 9 месяцев назад

I think mimbawee-bimbe is their spelling based on a crude one off hearing of the phonetics of mokele mbembe. I know I'm very bad spelling accuractely off phonetics