THE WORST INSTANT EGGS... MRE Taste Test - 10 Minute Power Hour 

Better for us quarentiners anyway.

The Grumps thank you for making my day every day. I’m going through a bit of a rough time rn and your videos help allot. I hope you are doing well in quarantine!

how DARE you

Show offs

Oopsie poopsies Worth stayin up till 3am for tho 👀 look at these sweet boys sacrificing theor stomachs for us

I just... I need somebody to tell me which one that quote was from... Please... I'd give anything

James Cole i think it was from the Board Game Bonanza episode

James Cole board game bonanza episode (:

James Cole these first two replies are indeed correct

Arin's dampness was really the icing on the cake of that clip

oh ABSOLUTELY

Not just absolutely, but abso-freakin-lutely

I was that kid. I ate the tin foil off the top of a Trix yogurt cup on a dare and would regularly try whatever milk + tater tot + whatever the fuck kind of concoction my friends would make for me.

@@heaventoms8759 We all went through hell to make them laugh 😂😂

There was a guy in my school who, according to him, couldnt throw up from just being grossed out. It literally became a daily thing that his whole table would just throw anything they could in a milk carton and have him drink it. One day the principal was like "if you throw up, you're cleaning it up" he looked him dead in the eye and said "aight" and just gulped that shit down. He never once vomited.

If you're carrying 70 pounds of shit on your back and walking up and down hills in the wilderness for 12 hours they taste like ambrosia of the gods straight from the top of Mount Olympus. If you're not in training or deployed there's literally no good reason to eat one. Also they cost like $10 apiece at the commissary so its expensive to even buy one ironically as a joke.

i will say 75% of their brand is fucking shit up and/or not following instructions. so by their standards everything was correct lol

This conversation was great! I know it may sound weird but it brought a smile to my face. To see how people relate to one another through shared experiences is something I enjoy, especially in times like these where socializing is limited. Your similar experience in the military and with MREs was quite funny but also honorable. And I should say thank you for your guys service too!

You're also talking about GAME grumps not MRE grumps lol

@@rynshale_2403 lol good point

You mean instermentality???

You're supposed to mix it with 20(!) ounces of water... they put in maybe 5. That stuff must have tasted like syrup.

I wonder what beverage base orange type IV would be like.

Nah bro, you mean a free LSD trip

They temporarily entered the null zone

He became high on vitamin c.

@@MarioandFalloutfan He just became vitamin c

If you drink a whole portion on your own you achieve true enlightenment

He looked like he didn't know whether to laugh, cry or scream in terror

6:10

Sir, I already peed on the label seal.

Just the mental image of this is wonderful

This feels like a Red vs Blue joke

But you didn't savor the peelies private

@@sv32099 Okay you’re a genius

.... Need I remind you of Spinach Fettuccine?

Hey, I actually liked the veggie omelet... Before throwing the half I ate back up, of course.

the vomelet!

@@NOX814 I purchased a 4 pack of MREs last year for fun. One was Beef goulash, that was actually really good. Something I wouldn't be mad at if it were a frozen dinner. There was a tortellini and something else that tasted like slightly-worse canned products. But the spinach and mushroom fettuccine was the worst thing I ever ate. I tried hot sauce, I tried pepper. Salt. It could not be saved. Absolutely disgusting.

"Taste enlightenment."

I feel like these two have never had Tang before and it's just OVER concentrated.

A nice, ice cold [REDACTED]

type III*

I feel like that describes orange drink and as a lower middle class dude I actually enjoy orange drink 😂

Canadian here, it is now

@@cubicpsychotic5616 good...good

Can I use it for fat Vermonters too?

SirNeutral Vermont does not exist, it’s a conspiracy by the government.

A-tier slang

Thank you for your service, fellow lovely!

Nice to have you back! Thank you for your service.

Sounds like bs to me

How long do those WiFi pucks last?

Like the spinach fettuccine

@@alexparmley529 bro whose your PLT Sgt to have you say this is a good MRE

@@jonathanmarquez7631 nah I was saying the spinach fettuccine was awful. I immediately almost threw up but I was feeling particularly nice and let someone else take the better one out of the two that remained

First MRE I tried in the field was Spinach Fettuccine. When I had a chance to use the Latrine I secretly went into the Woodline and threw it back up;it didnt help that I couldn't poop for 3 days.... Pretty good

Beef stew and jambalaya were on point. Also, when I was in, the omelet was green.

That's how you're supposed to eat bananas, though.

@@WhiffleWaffles can't argue with that.

One year later, Arin spends a whole episode drinking out of an enema

They're done teasing now that Danny has already done the song! Now the words Seal, Rose, Gray, & Tower can be spoken freely with no song obligations. Unfortunately.

I, too, am annoyed.

Imagine if they were over 20 years old, that would not surprise me because they last a long time

Watching these led me to a guy here on RU-vid who finds old and I mean ollllld army rations from 1945 during ww2, opens and try's them. I'm suprised hes not dead

@Gamerguy thats what you call cyanide my friend

Fun fact, that is actually the way you get to see through your third eye: Orange type 4 my friend. No other experience like it.

bro if lsd is flavored like anything that ain't acid spit that out

@Gamerguy crystal meth

@@trinitysarah2992 if it's bitter it's a spitter

Wonder if we'll get an updated intro with the Danstache

King Rowan even I do!

the squad's all here

Even Suzy.

You mean... *noice.*

No grape drink?

What about Tang?

It sounds like a god damn disease

It sounds like you're drinking a shade of the color orange, rather than orange flavored juice.

When that Beverage Base Orange Type 3 hits: 6:11, 6:28

That Caribbean jingle floors me every time😂

Matthew Bourgoine thank you for your service 🙏

Veggie omelette best one ever

@@HataZetsumei Ah yes, the vomlet

Idk why they freaked out from the granola. I always tried to find the breakfast ones in basic just to go for the granola and the jalapeno hasbrowns.

Always go for the chili mac or the spaghetti

Yessir

If you gave him fish and bread, he'd be able to reproduce it indefinitely. Arin Hanson is the second coming of Christ.

the prophecy has begun

if you gave him a ticket to the Backstreet Boys Reunion tour, he would suddenly provide backstage VIP access for everyone to have at the concert which is why it's important to stay home

stfu child

BenIsJamIn i bet you're younger than him

I read this as “as a daughter of a retired as fuck ATC”

OwO

SCP-J####: Class: Euclid SCP-J#### formerly classified as beverage base orange type III was the standard drink given to researchers and Class D personnel at site [redacted] when sudden anomalous effects started, on the [redacted] of February [redacted] effects were found to exist after a level [redacted] researcher experienced [redacted] effects causing a containment breach of site [redacted] however the source of SCP-J-#### hasn't been discovered it is believed to be related to the anomalous nature of the SCP foundation itself and SCP-J-#### has been found in every facility and has remained efforts to remove have resulted in more instances of SCP-J-####, only clearance level of an O may drink SCP-J-####

It's loaded with Vitamin C because when you taste it, you C everything.

it is an SCP in itself

le euphoric slime monster has escaped containment

You could make it a keter class if you're a good writer

Next power hour takes place in the restroom where a giant ball of hair is retching over a toilet bowl and crying

Then you hear "eeeeeee, hey dan? Are you ok in there?" Outside the door.

You mean find a vintage MRE and get Arin to eat it. I think Danny would MAYBE touch it. With a stick. 😂

*p a l p a t i n e ?*

Nah get a 40s c ration

@@cheezcicle dew it

Black Rose stew it

I freaking love him!

Nice.

Its tray not table

@@DanielGarcia-uq7vuWell Arin missed the tray and poured everything onto the table.

Damnit, you beat me to that comment.

That part killed me

They have ascended

ascension drink

@@grasslatte5013 ascension beverage based orange type III

Yeah, I mean if I'm making food, I'm going to eat it when it's ready. Do they expect someone to make the food and sit there for an hour like, "well now I dont know what to do!"

I'm in the army and I can guarantee you that aint it

How does one eat the wrong way?

I think it's because a lot of people have an instinct to save something to eat later. I was raised in an environment where we'd prepare meals for the week, stuff 'em in the freezer and heat them up as needed. 26 years later and Fridays are still cooking days.

Leroy Abel ehhh yeah I agree 100% but are people stupid or has the education system failed them and left them with few choices for higher education than pimping your body to the government? They pray on a specific type of underprivileged and idk if it’s the soldiers faults

Luis Santiago it was the vomlet

I dont know what it is about the word "vomlet", but that comment made me giggle

@@Pvsn08 I don't think it was. Also, the "vomlet" was a nickname for the Veggie Omelet that no-body liked.

Vomlet

@@nuclearfilms9754 It wasn't. The vomlet came already hydrated, and was actually labeled as "vegetable omelette with cheese".

It's taste is to die for!

I loved that part - he looked exactly like a cat going absolutely nuts over a new toy that he will then never touch again. Here's hoping for a 10 hour version of it!

Cause eggies ho-ome

maybe he'd prefer the chicken nuggers mre

Or the canned gafilte fish

Yeah, MRE is a WMD when it comes to digestive health

"Dude ate eggs in the rain" sounds oddly poetic

Same, hurricane Maria

Hurricane Ivan as a very small child here

Same, but I actually enjoyed the entire line-up we got, including this one, pizza one and another breakfast one. Made me realize what troopers put up with and humbled me.

I just like eating them

Hurricane Katrina for me

There's the Steve comment I was looking for. 😊

its weird seeing someone eat an MRE and not saying decadent at least once.

*nice*

A man of good taste I see

Current Location: Botulism City

apparently type 1& 2 were so much better that they go for way too much at auction

All of the beverage bases are basically just Gatorade. You can mix them with other things to make them taste better. For example: lime beverage base + pudding mixture + granola = key lime pie. Orange beverage base + minimal water makes a thin icing that goes well over the vanilla pound cake. Orange base + mocha drink mix goes well together.

Tang still exists so I am guessing it's tang

They even make orange drank sound like either a disease or a weapons platform code name.

@@jennas3212 are you serious? MREs have crafting systems? That's blowing my mind

7:45 kombucha girl remastered i KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE REALIZE THIS

Yeah!! Meme buddies

IM SO THANKFUL I WASNT THE ONLY ONE THINKIN’ IT

thank you for reminding me of that awful, awful image.

Yeah

Bro became star platinum for a sec there

Sickalasta what's your favorite anime?

Straight* not strait.

@@polishedmeat6399 Don't correct the fact I used the word them when referring to eggs though.

Eggsactly.

It really hurt to watch.

Snipping off the entire top 2/3 is the Jewish way, after all!

That's just how they are, but god dammit it makes me boil in rage that Arin NEVER reads instructions

It's just like how he plays video games.

"No, I could teach you but I'd have to charge.." Danny Sexbang 2020

Why did this get 90+ likes

Nice idea

10 Minute Disempower Hour

@@That_Lady_Charlie nice one

Or a 10 hour power minute and have a 10 hour video😂

No, they still need to use the idea where the dinosaurs and pencil cup are stuck to the table!!

I’m glad somebody said it 😂

i forgot who the kombucha girl was until i clicked the timestamp. and then i saw her.

YES OMG

Oatmeal cookies are the bomb

All bout the choc pudding

Fuckin love oatmeal cookies

Why would anyone trade the oatmeal cookies???? Those were the best

They were trying to see who was dumb enough to trade. Those crackers could be used as extra plating in vests

Holy Shit! That was worth the search: As an illness know as the trotting plague sweeps the nation, Bill is taking all the necessary precautions. The most difficult one for him to implement, however, is social distancing. At first Bill is content to simply avoid large crowds, but when he finds himself trotting, a symptom of the trotting plague, he decides to self-quarantine entirely. It’s not easy to cease all in-person social activity, especially when Bill has three upcoming dates this weekend. As the dates arrive at his house and Bill turns them away, however, he beings to realize just how understanding his loved ones are in this time of crisis. He also realizes just how much he’s going to get done over the next few weeks, and discovers that there are much worse fates than some time on his own. After not getting pounded by anything while he practices responsible social distancing, Bill discovers the most important date of all was a date with himself. This no sex tale is 4,100 words of self-quarantine action, including learning safe habits, respecting boundaries, and doing your part for the health and safety of others. (Important author's note: In story, unlike cover, dinosaur does not come inside)

Important note: The cover features a human with a dinosaur head in a business suit standing next to a very buff half naked guy, I'm assuming is bill.

Good to see chuck tingle still in action

Or like somebody making a meal hiding behind a bush and they’re trying to figure out the instructions and everyone walking past is trying to figure it out and it’s just like “WHAT THE F*CK IS WATER TO SMOOTH?!” “DUDE, IDFK!!”

I knew there would be service men in the comments mentioning chili mac

Chicken Pesto Pasta was amazing.

In leadership school, we went with meals ready to expel.

Or to the troops when leadership is too lazy to get us our Hot A's.

Facts

Anyone else yelling It’s Tang! Or if you are that weird guy that takes the extras home.

Same goes for soldiers in the Army, people are just as lazy here with planning hot meals in the field, "Eh just give em MREs."

Okay I've tried American rations, you guys cannot complain. Should try British army rations, I actually cant describe how bad they are

10:45 is how Dan would react if Arin killed someone. And then Dan would have said,”You know what? Screw it.” And kicked the dead body under a table. “Dan, you’re helping me?” Arin would say, then immediately stab Dan so there would be no witnesses left.

Am I wrong?

@@madelynnitsch4235 On this episode of 10 minute power hour, we going to hide a body!!

Jenni Locke that’s exactly what I told my sister lmao

10 miles per hour

Lmao I litterally just put that, the western is better than the Veggie.

I was stuck eating thd veggie omelet back when I was a PVT. I think I only got it to taste good once lol.

Ugh just reading this make me wanna vomit 🤢

Have you ever seen the cumlet?

*SKREEEE*

According to Ration Steve, the chili mac is better if it's 50 years old

I stand by beef stew being the best

Chili mac bro

I'm all about the tuna

“Do you wanna play Magic?” *Tucker absorbs the dinos into his shirt again* lmao

Yeah, show barf. It's just barf from the cast that's shown this MRE mixed together.