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The Worst Joke I've Told On Stage | HAIYAA #25 

HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
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@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 года назад
I can see it now: Nigel retiring in Australia, buying birdseed, getting fertiliser for the garden and detesting any kind of noise but that’ll be solved when his young neighbours bribe him with wine.
@unsaltedbeurre3411
@unsaltedbeurre3411 2 года назад
I agree with Matt. As I'm getting older, I have less and less tolerance for everything...baby's crying, toddlers screaming in joy while playing, queues, exaggerated verbal expressions (i.e. when someone says 'That is BEAAUUUUUtiful' over a cheese toastie...), cold weather, crowds, in general, people...haha. But I think the noise thing gets to me more and more because I spend a lot of time walking around with noise-cancelling headphones on so whenever I take them off and I hear other noises, it's like a sensory overload for a few second and I just get annoyed haha.
@kanan1361
@kanan1361 2 года назад
I appreciate Nigel’s effort to decorate the plain hotel room with a huge bag of MSG. (And the editor casually covers a half of it with Matt.)
@_framedlife
@_framedlife 2 года назад
"This guy took care of you when you were a kid" every south Asian/east Asian mom 😂
@ielv1005
@ielv1005 2 года назад
Matt: every time I thought "this must be the worst thing Nigel says" and he said something crazier.
@mhmartin86
@mhmartin86 2 года назад
I just got my ticket to see you in Atlanta and I CAN NOT WAIT! Thank you SO SO much for adding shows in the states, and for coming down south. We seem to be forgotten about down here so often by performers (especially here in NC). 💜
@wendyzhang9564
@wendyzhang9564 2 года назад
I can’t agree more about mom likes to give details in her conversation even if you don’t really have to know or interested. Just tell the points mom please!!😂
@jamesho2865
@jamesho2865 2 года назад
I'm glad you did make the getting tickets story into stage material. Auckland show was amazing!!
@cius2112
@cius2112 2 года назад
Good to see Nigel "Nine Condoms" Ng still at it lmfao
@yanagi692
@yanagi692 2 года назад
I bought Japan tour ticket and can't wait to see Nigel in Tokyo! Also I'm looking forward to listen haiyaa podcast interviewing the guest in Japan😊
@farisfaisal8091
@farisfaisal8091 2 года назад
I think you can add shows in your hometown Malaysia, we need more HAIYAA!!!
@MariaSwaid88
@MariaSwaid88 2 года назад
why is Matt so depressed?? cheer up man we love you
@moosestuffer
@moosestuffer 2 года назад
Welcome to Bangkok! There now at least 3 tickets sold for the second show on Sunday - me a couple of my Thai friends. Safe travels guys.
@redxsage
@redxsage Год назад
I pretty much agree *Nigel.* I have noticed that as I get older I tend to misinterpret children's screams of glee as screams of fear. Meanwhile, children can't tell either way.
@LeeZhiWei8219
@LeeZhiWei8219 2 года назад
I can't imagine "Nigel Ng's Third Auntie" on the ticket name. Haha
@jiunyeh089
@jiunyeh089 2 года назад
already bought the ticket and look forward to seeing you here in Taiwan!!!!
@rhonita
@rhonita 2 года назад
Nigel’s thought on child support. It is so dark oh my god 😅😅😅
@janehyun2581
@janehyun2581 2 года назад
Always fun watching uncle Roger 😍❤️👊🏻
@mountainshide
@mountainshide 2 года назад
yoooooooo you're in my city right now! Love your work dude!
@jamesglen9057
@jamesglen9057 Год назад
Can see Matt doing eye contact with Gemma behind the camera when he says Women.. Back tracks! 🤣
@NicholasHo
@NicholasHo 2 года назад
Welcome back to Malaysia!!
@xkozmikx
@xkozmikx 2 года назад
I can't get out to a live show, but I'd definitely pay to watch a live feed on my big screen TV! Or hopefully you get a Netflix special.
@socialitarobotica
@socialitarobotica 2 года назад
Brisbane show was so good. I’m sad I missed out on getting a tote bag. Get in early for merch people!
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 года назад
The whole bit about Nigel’s Extended Family is so on point and relatable because of all the designated names for family members and their nicknames which leave you clueless about their formal names and then you can’t understand the formal name because you’ve never come across it.
@givemethasauce5720
@givemethasauce5720 2 года назад
relatable to all asians
@nork22
@nork22 2 года назад
I get that from my mum sometimes. And I'm Asian too.
@redxsage
@redxsage Год назад
The entire community of people I live around are extremely non-trusting _(paranoid),_ spectacularly suspicious, and supremely superstitious. I learned from my Mom that is because many of them practice witchcraft. That knowledge helped me to understand why most people here refuse to identify themselves using their full name. No one wants to be singled out, blamed, or be _'hoo-doed'._ Usually, they go by nicknames. That doesn't help to identify them at all. Most nicknames are shared between multiple people. So, I don't know many people by name. Many I may have heard of in passing, yet never been introduced to in person.
@hanson417
@hanson417 2 года назад
Imagine someone clips out 1:13 and get Nigel into trouble 😂
@krazardragon
@krazardragon 2 года назад
My tolerance for stuff is getting better i think its perspective
@NorbertHurni
@NorbertHurni 2 года назад
You are welcome not only for a second show here in Thailand but for some longer YT skits as well! Your type of crazy fits right in here 😄
@hughlawson5399
@hughlawson5399 2 года назад
too much information is a worldwide mum thing.
@yuenchingma4440
@yuenchingma4440 2 года назад
Fan from Hong Kong here. If there weren’t quarantine restrictions I would seriously flying to Taiwan to see you live :(
@quaffleavis7742
@quaffleavis7742 2 года назад
So excited for Bangkok show!
@cail3491
@cail3491 Год назад
Matt’s face is just so fed up with Nigel roasting him (Matt you need to rebel)
@KuoOwen
@KuoOwen 2 года назад
Bought the tickets in Taiwan, can't wait!
@hanson417
@hanson417 2 года назад
Finally Matt is back!
@jamesgalloway5256
@jamesgalloway5256 2 года назад
"your tolerance for life gets lower" someone's fishing for a sponsorship from Dignitas
@ezmayNAL
@ezmayNAL 2 года назад
I love your podcasts they never fail to make me laugh
@justahumblelittleoshawott7972
@justahumblelittleoshawott7972 2 года назад
I see you with the XXL bag of MSG
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 года назад
I’m betraying my Asian heritage by being financially irresponsible lmao
@dawsonchong1249
@dawsonchong1249 2 года назад
Pushing the woman down the stairs! Omg nigel Ng podcast is one level up. Haha
@KamilosanW
@KamilosanW 2 года назад
Why I just heard of Thailand tour 😫 too late nowwww
@daveinmontana7726
@daveinmontana7726 2 года назад
I was a traveling Hotel renovation contractor for 15 years. I could tell you some stories 🤣
@Zer0BurnX
@Zer0BurnX Год назад
Dim sum with Uncle Roger, sounds catchy
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 года назад
OMG it’s Producer Matt! So happy to see them 👏🏽
@migiliwanag2969
@migiliwanag2969 2 года назад
There should be an episode dedicated to Matt
@brodymuser2947
@brodymuser2947 2 года назад
Poor Charlie from enmore theatre 🤣
@jaschkavanheerden6024
@jaschkavanheerden6024 2 года назад
Seems uncle roger is a better/nicer person as supposed to Nigel
@jaschkavanheerden6024
@jaschkavanheerden6024 2 года назад
Love uncle roger tho!
@BookNerd4Music
@BookNerd4Music 2 года назад
omo... as a person who is now binging the podcast and only 3 min in, i'm like "did nigel just turn Matt into his sss" i cant say it!☺😅🤣 he made matt do all of his stuff around his house!
@dona2325
@dona2325 2 года назад
Hey, I am from Taiwan, and already bought a ticket. Actually, I didn't get the notice about the tour from email. I only knew that from your IG once. And ... COVID-19 has been out of control after May. Maybe it's the reason that it's not sold out ? Just want to let you know. By the way, welcome to roasting us. LOL Hope everything will be fine in August!
@clevecollado2446
@clevecollado2446 2 года назад
are you going to be writing a book on your standup journey? would like to read it cheers
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 года назад
16:33 I think I remember him (I could be wrong) from ‘Patriot Act’ by Hasan Minhaj. That was some complicated series of events.
@Darkside007
@Darkside007 2 года назад
"All the T countries" Another apology incoming. :D
@jess_smwhere
@jess_smwhere 2 года назад
As an Asian from Russia, I invite you to spend in Russia at least a day, it'll give you so many levels of discomfort, you'll have material for a year or so. ))
@noorhapizah
@noorhapizah 2 года назад
haiyaaaaa 😳
@AllyCakes12
@AllyCakes12 2 года назад
I miss you both on the podcast 😂😂
@chasingspace7160
@chasingspace7160 2 года назад
Don’t they not allow travel out of china?
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 года назад
Let’s pray that Nigel makes Fried Rice at the Press Conference.
@AllyCakes12
@AllyCakes12 2 года назад
Nigel saying what most men want to say about a pregnating a chic 😂😂
@jadielove314
@jadielove314 2 года назад
Can't wait to see u in boston
@elainechan9946
@elainechan9946 2 года назад
Matt's voice sounds so similar to Stewie from Family Guy
@gillian0809
@gillian0809 2 года назад
Please come to Hong Kong!!! we need some fun banter here! and let us treat you with our HK hospitality.
@goody3shoes543
@goody3shoes543 2 года назад
Haiyaa maybe try Reddit reviews. Noice vid
@williamschubert7063
@williamschubert7063 2 года назад
Need a spreadsheet.
@met_chii
@met_chii 2 года назад
Nigel, weird question but, do you still remember the password to Rice to Meet You
@jennalamvidic15
@jennalamvidic15 2 года назад
When will Uncle Roger come to Hong Kong? Been waiting for ages but it has been cancelled
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 года назад
Asian Boomers composing messages hit different. The worst part is hypothesising that I will become that lol
@tchitchouan
@tchitchouan 2 года назад
what a good joke
@hb5736
@hb5736 2 года назад
Nigel says nothing happens in Australia but then talks about his elderly neighbors buying birdseed.....😴😴😴 Whatever rocks your boat but there's definitely more interesting things happening in Australia than old people buying birdseed. You just needed to go out & explore more.
@blyatfoxman
@blyatfoxman 2 года назад
Hey Nigel will you try to get Isaac Butterfield on the podcast? He's a really funny comedian and i think it would be really cool to see both of you guys together
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 года назад
Nigel in his ‘Khitkhite Buro’ (Cantakerous Senior Citizen in Bengali) Era. 😂
@grinsikleinpo7
@grinsikleinpo7 2 года назад
hi nephew Ng. Now you know how Uncle Roger feels in his age. :)
@Ariber1
@Ariber1 2 года назад
I'm old, and I listen to K-pop that the walls shake, but sh*t annoys me. Ergo, our ears become not more sensitive towards noise in general, but more selective about the type of "noise". Wine is overrated. Expensive, intoxicating and usually tastes like a fancy type of vinegar. Beer on the other hand YUM🍻😆 Btw, did you come to Perth??
@nolaquev
@nolaquev 2 года назад
😂😂 I'm old and also buy birdseed
@gaiaguggenheim30
@gaiaguggenheim30 2 года назад
@victoria2110
@victoria2110 2 года назад
OooOhhh i wonder if nigel is interviewing pewdie pie!!
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 года назад
“Birdseed is Old People Bitcoin.” is a T-Shirt.
@amitanantparab
@amitanantparab 2 года назад
Please add a show in Mumbai🏁uncle Roger!
@471444a
@471444a 2 года назад
Bro upload to Google podcasts pls
@milam.3875
@milam.3875 10 месяцев назад
I love you Nigel, but if you want to get married and have children maybe you shouldn’t be bragging about your sexual escapades to the world 😂
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 года назад
Happy in the knowledge that Nigel is a beautiful personality who makes a School Shooting Joke (still shook by it) and recognises Taiwan as a country. Get someone who does both.
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 года назад
@Sundotdog I was being ironic lol but thank you for your comment.
@IkukaChannel
@IkukaChannel 2 года назад
See you in Taiwan~🇹🇼
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 года назад
I mean, I assumed you’d be a gentleman and respectful so no ‘coming at you’ (wrong choice of words) with feminism.
@kathleenkinney275
@kathleenkinney275 Год назад
#Darksidematt
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 года назад
Out of Context Nigel Ng: “…swinging teaches you, good, like, Life Admin skills.”
@SKYREXTYT2
@SKYREXTYT2 2 года назад
A
@bentobot7632
@bentobot7632 2 года назад
I was interested is seeing you play Taibei (well, Xin Bei, so...downscale) then I looked at your portal, ugh, Live Nation, A#1 jack you for half your ticket sales venue monopoly AF, then saw you want $2400 NTD for a seat, which is what promoters charge for entire weekend festivals here, so...pass.
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 года назад
I just had a 5 minute spot last month so I cannot even fathom dealing with 1200 tickets in 12 days 🔥
@zacht7888
@zacht7888 2 года назад
Why does Matt look like that
@KalecgosMagic
@KalecgosMagic 2 года назад
Did he just say "Taiwan" & "all the T countries" in the same sentence... Need to be careful there Nigel. I have no issues with it, but others might
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 года назад
22:56 Again, let’s not divide everything into binaries (especially not during Pride Month) but I’m a Savarna Cisgay Man who likes horoscopes. A lot of cis-het men are into Astrology and they’re very good at either hiding it or downplaying it. P.S. Why be presumptive and not bring up sports while talking to a woman? Atleast test the waters.
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 года назад
I mean, you also have to take into account that Queer AFAB (Assigned Female at Birth) Persons have had a history of being disappointed by cis-het men so no surprises that they were attracted to each other. P.S. ‘Non-Straight’ Sex will always be different from ‘Straight’ Sex.
@middu4228
@middu4228 2 года назад
Producer.back yeah baby
@Abigailslifelog
@Abigailslifelog 2 года назад
I just bought the tickets for Taiwan! So excited to see you! Love your stuff! So proud of you. I watched you as a RU-vidr and wow now in a big venue!
@Stefan6664
@Stefan6664 Год назад
Haha at 23:10 Uncle Roger came out
@fabes9500
@fabes9500 2 года назад
maybe TheStar will compare you to Ronnie Cheng instead.... lol
@williamschubert7063
@williamschubert7063 2 года назад
They compare you to the Emperor of her whole universe?
@SPAWG
@SPAWG 2 года назад
Good luck in sg tmrw
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