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The Worst Massage on the Planet 

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@iameli7257
@iameli7257 3 года назад
he wasn’t giving him a massage, he was giving him brain damage.
@emaaadsheikh8448
@emaaadsheikh8448 3 года назад
Actually he had brain damage before picking that guy to massage him so actually he’s making it worse
@boromirhimself7528
@boromirhimself7528 3 года назад
You have to already have brain damage to agree to this massage
@mayankmaurya8631
@mayankmaurya8631 3 года назад
I now want to open a massage center like him and give all people who were rude to me 100% discount coupons.
@L8NiteShift
@L8NiteShift 3 года назад
It's a good tactic. He gives him brain damage so he wouldn't say shit the rest of the massage.
@sumdude-named-lemon
@sumdude-named-lemon 3 года назад
He just wants a like minded individual
@magiclegume
@magiclegume 3 года назад
The reason that the dude’s eyes are never open, is that he’s unconscious half the time.
@gregd8886
@gregd8886 2 года назад
The whole*
@decKyo
@decKyo 2 года назад
He definitely looks passed out
@TheDemonx55
@TheDemonx55 2 года назад
That or he's trying to escape to his happy place
@Mommy-kima
@Mommy-kima 7 месяцев назад
Or he's dizzy,the one where your half deaf and blind.
@emaad-k
@emaad-k 3 года назад
The FBI should hire this guy to get info out of people
@hazmatv7157
@hazmatv7157 3 года назад
Lol
@soda4433
@soda4433 3 года назад
imagine seeing this guy walk into a investigation. i would tell them every bit of information i have.
@CypherNeo101
@CypherNeo101 3 года назад
Today sir, you're about to get a free massage. We'll talk about your informations tomorrow.
@chumbue6537
@chumbue6537 3 года назад
CIA*
@Thestoicharbinger
@Thestoicharbinger 3 года назад
Extract information*
@domilontano
@domilontano 3 года назад
As a licensed therapist myself, I've seen some weird shit; a lady in NYC does biting massage, in Florida there's a snake massage clinic, and in Japan apparently KNIFE massage is a thing. This one here goes right on top that freaky reject pile. WTAF.
@camrpo
@camrpo 2 года назад
What..
@trams5592
@trams5592 2 года назад
I too practise knife massaging
@domilontano
@domilontano 2 года назад
@@trams5592 That sounds terrifying. The scariest thing I use is my elbows.
@domilontano
@domilontano 2 года назад
​@@trams5592 What do your clients like about knife massage? I won't offer it myself, but I am curious.
@beacontherabbit
@beacontherabbit 2 года назад
@@domilontano i dont think you getting the joke
@tmob1325
@tmob1325 3 года назад
Customer: "hi I'd like a massage" The worker: "so brain damage?"
@Mommy-kima
@Mommy-kima 7 месяцев назад
"Waiter,waited,I would like to have an aneurysm please!"
@mayatheduck6682
@mayatheduck6682 3 года назад
I think the only good feeling of this massage would be the feeling of relief when it’s finally over
@augusttheduck
@augusttheduck 3 года назад
You’re assuming a mortal could survive one of these massages
@arct7980
@arct7980 3 года назад
@@augusttheduck You would survive because we all know that you're immortal
@frog5424
@frog5424 3 года назад
This was hard to watch
@JesusChristisKing-m6p
@JesusChristisKing-m6p 3 года назад
@@augusttheduck lol
@anomalyquacks
@anomalyquacks 3 года назад
@@augusttheduck Your friends with the algorithm? right?
@D.HansonOfficial
@D.HansonOfficial 3 года назад
Plot Twist: The client is his daughter's boyfriend.
@lanceingym4387
@lanceingym4387 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@mikaaa2306
@mikaaa2306 2 года назад
Lmao
@samufreestyleable
@samufreestyleable 2 года назад
That explains a lot
@benb5124
@benb5124 2 года назад
JESUS
@springsnapped5435
@springsnapped5435 2 года назад
Wheeze
@jacobchavez6269
@jacobchavez6269 3 года назад
Every time he stops you can see how he's thinking about the next way he's gonna abuse this poor man.
@Hexdy
@Hexdy 2 года назад
Vinegar comes from the activity of the Mycoderma aceti bacteria that carry out the chemical reaction of fermentation of ethyl alcohol (wine) to acetic acid (vinegar), for this transformation to occur, the appropriate conditions of acidity pH, alcohol concentration, nutrients must exist
@brrrr997
@brrrr997 2 года назад
@@Hexdy 😯 thanks
@matj9105
@matj9105 2 года назад
666 Likes
@Blitzdo
@Blitzdo 2 года назад
He probably thinking about his next terroristic plan to get this man "massaged" in to a disability and in to the hospital!
@degdeg227
@degdeg227 Год назад
@@Hexdy preciate it bruv
@phantomski1
@phantomski1 3 года назад
This guy is the definition of when you were a kid and you did the most random thing you could thinking it'd somehow make magic appear
@piddlewiz2488
@piddlewiz2488 3 года назад
Can we all appreciate the dude in the chair actually surviving this?
@lawl6374
@lawl6374 3 года назад
He completely marinated that poor dude, now he's gonna cook him.
@K1_SA.
@K1_SA. 3 года назад
First he tried beeting his food and seasoned and was mad that’s he’s not dead
@ickymouth
@ickymouth 3 года назад
tenderized to perfection
@FedoraSpunk
@FedoraSpunk 3 года назад
Marinated, tenderized, and even dominated his food first
@user-rc7lr6cf2c
@user-rc7lr6cf2c 3 года назад
вот для чего был нанесен удар по голове
@user-rc7lr6cf2c
@user-rc7lr6cf2c 3 года назад
@@K1_SA. Woah buddy, it’s beat, not beet, that’s a vegetable
@kelonealforn841
@kelonealforn841 3 года назад
Plot twist: The man tried murdering him but he just won’t die.
@rotta4667
@rotta4667 3 года назад
Lol
@squidwithsuperpowers6761
@squidwithsuperpowers6761 3 года назад
This is what happens when you have too much plot armor
@rotta4667
@rotta4667 3 года назад
@@nik0_0_0_0 you are lying
@rotta4667
@rotta4667 3 года назад
@@nik0_0_0_0 no i was joking because it was on 69likes but I removed my like so it was 68
@K1_SA.
@K1_SA. 3 года назад
I think it’s true
@atoxicperson6794
@atoxicperson6794 3 года назад
Great massage! I did it to my brother and now he is so comfortable that he hasn't moved in weeks! Edit: Just realized he died
@thedylan1956
@thedylan1956 3 года назад
Noice
@The_Runaway_wolf
@The_Runaway_wolf 3 года назад
O h. N o.
@viztusadronuru
@viztusadronuru 3 года назад
Oh-
@aieza8767
@aieza8767 3 года назад
Glad it worked out!
@Shadenxox6
@Shadenxox6 3 года назад
@@aieza8767 same
@fructosecornsyrup5759
@fructosecornsyrup5759 2 года назад
As a massage therapist myself, admittedly some of us can indeed find clients that want to have the shit beaten out of them. ...Some of the things he's doing though definitely require more than a massage license though. I hope he's also a chiropractor, or his clients can sue.
@bigbomb5904
@bigbomb5904 Год назад
I think he probably has them sign a contract before they get the "massage". That only makes sense, also I think he's in India or something. Maybe rules are different there and people dieing of massages are normal. lol
@barasihombing1629
@barasihombing1629 Год назад
Idk we dont rlly sue people here in asia for things like these
@Codename_Horizon
@Codename_Horizon 9 месяцев назад
@@bigbomb5904apparently this is normal in India or some shit following the words of the wise comment section on another video.
@lazylizard3602
@lazylizard3602 3 года назад
The technique he uses at 5:55 is actually pretty effective in energy work, a quick snap that will give release all the way to the shoulder.. but.. everything else looked like he was gonna break his arm >_< noo stahp pls for the love of god...
@jerome_arceus
@jerome_arceus 2 года назад
Ye
@glaidermason6870
@glaidermason6870 Год назад
Ye
@walleyworld4362
@walleyworld4362 3 года назад
I love the close up zooms of the guys angry face 😂😂 he’s pissed because he won’t die 😂
@royalkakarot3628
@royalkakarot3628 2 года назад
For real that had me dead😭😭😂
@beomgyusthighsofsteel6651
@beomgyusthighsofsteel6651 2 года назад
say what you must and say what you will...... but I am highly entertained by this man delivering Mortal Kombat fatality moves to his clients. 😂
@TheReturningGoat
@TheReturningGoat 3 года назад
He does know some chiropractic moves But most of the time he's just beating the shit out of the guy
@mikaaa2306
@mikaaa2306 2 года назад
@Crimson Outdoors Co. there's some
@laary7589
@laary7589 2 года назад
@@mikaaa2306 but are they done well?
@soul_rbx
@soul_rbx 2 года назад
@@laary758995% dogwater 5% good chiropratic
@lillysparrow
@lillysparrow 2 года назад
dude he was knocking his knuckles on his skull
@footbEditzz1234
@footbEditzz1234 2 года назад
It’s probably from my country lol 😂
@suyogyaluitel8974
@suyogyaluitel8974 3 года назад
The expressions he makes don't seem like a person giving a massage but like a serial killer.
@skysight1553
@skysight1553 3 года назад
A failed serial killer
@Rixardos_69
@Rixardos_69 3 года назад
Serial massager
@siddharthbhatt9301
@siddharthbhatt9301 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jh.f30
@jh.f30 3 года назад
4:14 and 6:59 have me in tears.. also I think when he says #2 at 4:14 this is his second victim
@camrpo
@camrpo 2 года назад
4:57 As a person with a hypersensitive ear due to a dog attack, this made me cringe hard.
@kayden28677
@kayden28677 Год назад
I feel bad for you
@popcultureprogrammer2171
@popcultureprogrammer2171 3 года назад
5:30 looks like the start of an interrogation
@RoseHotel17
@RoseHotel17 3 года назад
This guy is tenderizing his next meal
@YoutubeCommenter1st
@YoutubeCommenter1st 3 года назад
This comment is making me hungry. 😋
@cholanvelmurugan3467
@cholanvelmurugan3467 3 года назад
this comment gave me a wheeze...
@72extr63
@72extr63 3 года назад
He also seasoned with the spray
@dakotareid1566
@dakotareid1566 3 года назад
@@72extr63 brine* 😂
@musicracer0519
@musicracer0519 3 года назад
Hannibal lecter would be proud
@qutie424
@qutie424 3 года назад
When the guy takes his shirt off the massage guy looks at him like “dang...he just won’t break!”
@locomococo2988
@locomococo2988 3 года назад
Takes the "He's just built different" to a whole new level
@minkusyua5669
@minkusyua5669 3 года назад
he became a master of karate and then wanted to massage people
@anomalyquacks
@anomalyquacks 3 года назад
Yeah thats why he probably has those weird angry face impression when he breaks a bone😂
@minkusyua5669
@minkusyua5669 3 года назад
@@anomalyquacks On god xD
@Caseohsaccountcoordinator
@Caseohsaccountcoordinator 3 года назад
He also used to be one of those barbers who keep spraying you on the head for centuries.
@chrisdupuis2523
@chrisdupuis2523 3 года назад
"I'm tired of the violence, the fighting, I don't want to hurt people anymore I want to make them feel good!" 10 minutes later... "Damn muscle memory."
@minkusyua5669
@minkusyua5669 3 года назад
@@chrisdupuis2523 xD yup
@cesargalvan8715
@cesargalvan8715 2 года назад
This guy is like a caveman seeing how much pain he can deliver to a human being
@RobErie325
@RobErie325 3 года назад
Dude he totally broke a piece off one of those back bowl things and continued to use it after sliding the evidence off his back. lmao 8:13
@Matteo-ke3db
@Matteo-ke3db 3 года назад
He is just doing random things, and seeing how much the poor guy can resist.
@wasabij9496
@wasabij9496 3 года назад
I think that dude is a regullar customer cause his spine is looking like an questionmark
@Smackeytime
@Smackeytime 3 года назад
Plot twist: The guy massaging is actually a cannibal marinating and tenderizing his victim while also trying to kill him before grilling and consuming him
@fiskk.1573
@fiskk.1573 2 года назад
That's not a plot twist, it's just speaking out the obvious
@maisong9886
@maisong9886 2 года назад
And the brain and ribs seem to be his favorite parts
@williamgeorge7492
@williamgeorge7492 2 года назад
You can't tenderize live meat. Everyone should know that. SMH.
@anartisticgent5867
@anartisticgent5867 2 года назад
Moral of the story "never sleep with a man's wife, drink his last beer and then ask him for a massage"
@danbrown3012
@danbrown3012 3 года назад
Call me crazy but i found this relaxing to watch
@cgamesp2721
@cgamesp2721 3 года назад
You are crazy
@anbthree786
@anbthree786 2 года назад
It was, I doubt it was for the guy getting the massage tho
@黒神舞桜
@黒神舞桜 2 года назад
You're a madman
@URBAN_MADNESS
@URBAN_MADNESS 2 года назад
Same
@tehgxn4902
@tehgxn4902 2 года назад
Oh give me a break that’s major 🧢
@rebitedon
@rebitedon 3 года назад
I'm more impressed with the guy in the chair. He took it like a champ
@NecroBanana
@NecroBanana 2 года назад
Plot twist: he's a masochist and had a boner the entire time.
@AImighty
@AImighty 2 года назад
He was knocked out
@mayatheduck6682
@mayatheduck6682 3 года назад
There’s just no way this is a real type of massage. It looks more like abuse. I don’t know how he doesn’t cry or even laugh.
@justffff
@justffff 3 года назад
it does actually feel good, unbelievable as it seems.
@hingadinga5694
@hingadinga5694 3 года назад
@@justffff wait, you’ve had this type of massage?
@justffff
@justffff 3 года назад
@@hingadinga5694 only the head and neck part
@al-saif_
@al-saif_ 3 года назад
@@justffffmy mom has it and she says it feels good
@hingadinga5694
@hingadinga5694 3 года назад
@@justffff huh
@MatthewBaran
@MatthewBaran 3 года назад
As a massage therapist, this is a giant fuck no.
@acero6969
@acero6969 3 года назад
Just by looking at the video its already a BIG no
@zepo330
@zepo330 3 года назад
The video seems like a bogus massage therapist who is likely to give you brain hemorrhage anyway. You dont really have to be a professional to know that, just by looking at it you can tell that it is completely dangerous.
@hanabishaven
@hanabishaven 3 года назад
This is the kind of massage where _you_ pay the customer
@theHotpointHoodlum
@theHotpointHoodlum 3 года назад
Just think of the angry HJ he gives at the end….
@davidconrath6148
@davidconrath6148 3 года назад
This is the happy ending you get, when you don't tip
@puppymomma5455
@puppymomma5455 3 года назад
This is literally the shit my grandpa does to all 5 grandkids when we visit.
@enderdittoanimations1349
@enderdittoanimations1349 3 года назад
This...this is not a massage it's a straight up ritual🤣
@rinrin4711
@rinrin4711 3 года назад
5:17 He was confused where to put his shirt but then realized he probably won't need it anymore.
@DiaborMagics
@DiaborMagics 3 года назад
This is so surreal. He probably caused a lot of damage to the brain, muscles and so on. He constantly looks angry and when he finished one move, he looked at the client like how can I torture him next?
@footbEditzz1234
@footbEditzz1234 2 года назад
It’s funny 😂 I know and it’s probably from my country 😂
@explosiveconverstaion_3337
@explosiveconverstaion_3337 3 года назад
The guy sitting died two minutes after he started He's not alive anymore, the guy massaging him is beating him so he can cook him
@zoro-fj3ic
@zoro-fj3ic 3 года назад
sussy baka
@mechanic488
@mechanic488 2 года назад
7:10 look at his face
@MBXfilms
@MBXfilms 3 года назад
I started getting a headache at 2:15 just watching and listening to it...and knowing more was to come
@MrDrokkul
@MrDrokkul 3 года назад
"Did your stress massage work?" "Yes. I have all the stress I need now."
@beomgyusthighsofsteel6651
@beomgyusthighsofsteel6651 2 года назад
say what you must and say what you will, but I am highly entertained by this man delivering Mortal Kombat fatality moves to his clients. 😂
@blursedvark4973
@blursedvark4973 3 года назад
This poor guy is getting clapped, literally.
@That1Karen
@That1Karen 2 года назад
REWORD
@darkkiller5861
@darkkiller5861 3 года назад
Parts you might wanna skip: Almost neck snap: 4:14 - 4:17 Shoulder break??: 6:06 - 6:11 Arm dislocation: 7:09 - 7:11
@DarrylBishopDJFlavaz
@DarrylBishopDJFlavaz 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dionjr21
@dionjr21 2 года назад
Yup, lamo
@alanchavez8794
@alanchavez8794 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@grass7590
@grass7590 2 года назад
Closed my eyes when I saw he was going to crack his neck lol
@Crystal_Eclipse
@Crystal_Eclipse 2 года назад
Nothing quite says relaxation than getting a concussion. I am convinced that guy was unconscious most of the video honestly.
@DrEnxy
@DrEnxy 2 года назад
5:41 if i walked in and saw that i would call the cops
@aristocraticbane5862
@aristocraticbane5862 3 года назад
Mans brain was pinging around his skull. The scalp massage seems like the only pleasurable part of the massage. Wtf his arms are just getting yanked
@mmarshy
@mmarshy 3 года назад
*giggles* im in danger
@cac36
@cac36 3 года назад
When he yanks the arm it cracks some joints how ever I think he pulled a few out that can never be fixed
@mikeh3086
@mikeh3086 3 года назад
I'm just gonna come out and say it, this is this guys kink.
@Crazypixiness
@Crazypixiness 3 года назад
Yeah there's another video where he brings another old dude on and a shirtless younger dude and you can just TELL
@geminitiger6778
@geminitiger6778 3 года назад
Hell yeah It is
@Serliu
@Serliu 3 года назад
Definitely
@seb_grove2123
@seb_grove2123 3 года назад
6:29 cracked me up when he fucking smacks him with a bloody headrest. He tried to signature kill the damn guy lmao
@projectmortal42
@projectmortal42 3 года назад
W.W.E ultimate move :)
@Billybobby79
@Billybobby79 3 года назад
That lip curl too lmao.
@umbreonhyperdream
@umbreonhyperdream 2 года назад
When he cracked his neck I legit thought I witnessed a murd*r 😰
@marilynking4003
@marilynking4003 2 года назад
I'm sorry, but I laughed all the way through this. The masseuse literally looks angry as he attacks him, and the guy doesn't appear to mind. I think he knew exactly what to expect.
@AngelOrrandMore
@AngelOrrandMore 6 месяцев назад
Same
@Kang_ston
@Kang_ston 3 года назад
I like your cut g 1:43
@kvgames5
@kvgames5 3 года назад
you got the "ya" right
@TheDeadTheories
@TheDeadTheories 3 года назад
Aseem must be a good cook. Cause he’s certainly good at making vegetables
@robloxtipshelper
@robloxtipshelper 3 года назад
LMFAO
@Healp145
@Healp145 3 года назад
wdfwada twg
@DarrylBishopDJFlavaz
@DarrylBishopDJFlavaz 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tammyknickmeier4922
@tammyknickmeier4922 2 года назад
Lol
@ghostmanginasal1724
@ghostmanginasal1724 2 года назад
A vegetable farmer who can also cook what he harvests
@jordanfletcher8670
@jordanfletcher8670 3 года назад
When he popped the elbow backwards I almost threw up like I could feel it
@spuqe69
@spuqe69 3 года назад
3:20 Is he even alive?!? :DD
@vardaankhosla810
@vardaankhosla810 2 года назад
This is actually how the street vendors do it in India Its like a particular old school style of massage Feels better than it looks lol Barbers do it a lot
@Produmb2
@Produmb2 3 года назад
This looks like what a 3 year would do as a “massage” for chore money
@princessbanana4625
@princessbanana4625 3 года назад
When he grabbed the head rest and hit the guy with it I lost my shit😂
@dakindkid
@dakindkid 3 года назад
4:28 When the ketchup doesn't come out of the bottle.
@Generik_
@Generik_ Год назад
👏👏👏 definitely one of them old school glass Heinz bottles!
@orlaani1451
@orlaani1451 2 года назад
4:15 Silent Takedown +100 XP +20 Undetected +50 Instant Kill +5% Stealth Kill // OP: Schniedelwutz
@caliginousshade3213
@caliginousshade3213 3 года назад
Apparently, that massage is very similar to the ones done in the Indian subcontinent. Calm and relieving, not this brutal or dramatic or where the therapist stares at you to check if you're dead or not.
@JpodTM
@JpodTM 3 года назад
okay to be honest some of that looked relaxing but also wtf
@Naruto22215
@Naruto22215 3 года назад
There's plenty of relaxing moments. It's the hard slaps and smacks that don't really do it for me.
@neneyashirothegirlwhoevery8022
@neneyashirothegirlwhoevery8022 3 года назад
The cupping was relaxing I'm my opinion
@LeiaBraakman
@LeiaBraakman 3 года назад
The concussion stunned him
@songananvashum8668
@songananvashum8668 3 года назад
Nope
@emoneydev8684
@emoneydev8684 3 года назад
Yea
@christianktb1952
@christianktb1952 3 года назад
Rip when he wakes up in the morning
@walterhartwellwhite5655
@walterhartwellwhite5655 3 года назад
i dont even wanna think about it
@tehbucketmaster
@tehbucketmaster 3 года назад
he won't wake up in the morning
@khalil42
@khalil42 3 года назад
@@tehbucketmaster from internal bleeding LOOOKLkJsshaibaHHVJFJ
@gottalivehappy
@gottalivehappy 3 года назад
@@tehbucketmaster no actually
@kookythespooky
@kookythespooky 3 года назад
@@tehbucketmaster LOL
@SaigoNoTanukii
@SaigoNoTanukii Год назад
This will be new punishment method handed by the court for assault
@Homo_heidelbergensis
@Homo_heidelbergensis 3 года назад
7:00 How Karens (male and female) stare at their victims before they attack.
@MagentaUnicorn
@MagentaUnicorn 3 года назад
Holy f*ck this guy is super underrated
@blackpantherepic3104
@blackpantherepic3104 3 года назад
Imean your right lol
@MagentaUnicorn
@MagentaUnicorn 3 года назад
@Akioki Nakamura yes
@9xscopePlayzYT
@9xscopePlayzYT 3 года назад
@@MagentaUnicorn not anymore
@MagentaUnicorn
@MagentaUnicorn 3 года назад
@@9xscopePlayzYT 😃
@UhhIdontknow
@UhhIdontknow 2 года назад
4:50 I was expecting him to just punch this man
@eggon_1345
@eggon_1345 2 года назад
He's just tendering his head after marinading so he's ready to cook
@kickless7776
@kickless7776 3 года назад
4:16 Me: His not gonna snap his neck Guy: *Proceeds with murderous look in his eyes
@durpman4896
@durpman4896 3 года назад
Nicely done agent forty seven
@snox_17
@snox_17 3 года назад
Is that even legal to to chiropractic massages (cracking bones) when you’re not a chiropractor ?
@knowledgeispowermediaprodu7094
@knowledgeispowermediaprodu7094 3 года назад
Yeah, y'all think that's bad? The 7:00 mark is TERRIFYINGLY TERRIFYING!!!!!
@ElysetheEevee
@ElysetheEevee 3 года назад
@@snox_17 To be totally honest, I'm super leery about chiropractors doing shit like that as well. They're in this kind of gray area of medical science where it's based on legit ideas but they aren't all properly trained to be messing with specific areas like they are (such as the neck). A lot of accidents happen because of this.
@snox_17
@snox_17 3 года назад
@@ElysetheEevee Damn didn‘t know that thank you :)
@jookthethird8199
@jookthethird8199 3 года назад
watch whens hes got 100 mil subs ill still be on his side go ducks
@walsterburns450
@walsterburns450 3 года назад
Yeah
@tintinaytung
@tintinaytung 3 года назад
Ducks for life
@jesuschrist1817
@jesuschrist1817 3 года назад
Same
@JJ-iv1ej
@JJ-iv1ej 3 года назад
The looks he gives him has me wheezing 🤣🤣🤣
@Ebizzill
@Ebizzill 2 года назад
I mean why's he looking at him like that . Omg!!!
@0nlytati.2x
@0nlytati.2x 2 года назад
Right😭😭😭🤣
@UnitedGaming420
@UnitedGaming420 3 года назад
My wife is a massage therapist. I showed her and one of her partners this video and the look of terror on their faces was priceless.
@XavXavBoi
@XavXavBoi 3 года назад
not gonna lie, this is really really good ASMR sounds.
@desireemacdonald1813
@desireemacdonald1813 2 года назад
Check out the channel ASMR Anil Cakmak. It is the same concept done gently and correctly. It is amazing and so relaxing to watch and hear.
@backtocapalot5097
@backtocapalot5097 3 года назад
you can become a professional boxer or a “professional massager” to get out your anger
@pioactuallyexists
@pioactuallyexists 3 года назад
Him: Beating the shit out of the guy The subtitles: 🎶MUSIC🎶!
@cosmic8155
@cosmic8155 3 года назад
4:16 50 XP Silent kill 25 XP Unnoticed 25 XP neck snap
@jcdenton2187
@jcdenton2187 2 года назад
Rating: 5 Stars *Silent Assassin*
@bubby9175
@bubby9175 2 года назад
Well done 47 head for an exit and we will speak again soon
@draco2493
@draco2493 2 года назад
Hitman be like 4:16 also I give the credit to you Philip
@manohanged
@manohanged 2 года назад
Sniper Elite but better?
@iamthecheese5377
@iamthecheese5377 24 дня назад
He looks like he's not sure what's going to happen half of the time he's doing it. It's like he's accidentally killed the last guy so he's bracing himself to bury another one.
@marthuds1784
@marthuds1784 2 года назад
3:46 that kid in class be like
@zerocat888
@zerocat888 3 года назад
When you try to massage your ex be like:
@kittyprisoner3057
@kittyprisoner3057 3 года назад
2:43 why did I start laughing at that ‘okay’
@mathiasjensen8377
@mathiasjensen8377 3 года назад
Why is no one talking about the fact that he is wearing a shirt with himself on it about to give a smack down?
@GiorgioVongola
@GiorgioVongola 2 года назад
Dude it's been forever since I laughed this hard, thank you so so much August!!
@zahraalhussein1912
@zahraalhussein1912 2 года назад
Doctor: So, what got you here? Man: Well...it's complicated.
@mizzysavage1329
@mizzysavage1329 3 года назад
2:00 listen to that with your eyes close
@rubberducky1122
@rubberducky1122 Год назад
💀
@bondermas0170
@bondermas0170 3 года назад
2:32 "This man's head was just attacked, absolutely walloped, and he barely blinked." Mans has his eyes closed.
@dominicaibodje8197
@dominicaibodje8197 2 года назад
I think he's asleep or something
@bondermas0170
@bondermas0170 2 года назад
Nah.
@bondermas0170
@bondermas0170 2 года назад
5:20 you can see that he is wide awake.
@tasm63
@tasm63 3 года назад
4:03 i thought he was gonna snap his damn neck
@kinnikuzero
@kinnikuzero 2 года назад
His facial expressions is what sells it for me
@eggnog7694
@eggnog7694 2 года назад
i like how this guy looks does it like he is a pro at it but hes actually just doing hand signs he has learned from naurto
@Xienshira
@Xienshira 3 года назад
1:30 I think he's enjoying that a little too much 🤣
@weatherloops
@weatherloops 3 года назад
0:08 8 year old kids preparing for a fight
@pigsterplays4721
@pigsterplays4721 3 года назад
His face expression is hilarious 7:02
@CGAMER6845
@CGAMER6845 Месяц назад
No wonder he didn't flinch, bro prolly got knocked unconscious mid way
@Crysiss
@Crysiss 10 месяцев назад
I've never seen someone express so much passion and disgust at the same time before today
@divasko101
@divasko101 3 года назад
nice massages: exist asim: ew cringe, slap goes broom broom
@gottalivehappy
@gottalivehappy 3 года назад
im in me mums car
@gottalivehappy
@gottalivehappy 3 года назад
sorry
@Jakesully421
@Jakesully421 3 года назад
Asim? Asim is his name? HAHAHAHAHHAA
@--story--
@--story-- 3 года назад
@@Jakesully421 probably the least funny thing about this video, it's a common name
@vilmosdibuz4408
@vilmosdibuz4408 3 года назад
8:21 So this is the new 2020 olympics flag.
@fazedev4332
@fazedev4332 3 года назад
3:58 this got me 😂😂
@radioactiveteleportation3459
@radioactiveteleportation3459 2 года назад
3:26 nah bro he ded
@dad49998
@dad49998 2 года назад
At times, you can literally see the evil in his eyes. This is just unlawful.
@phlosen7854
@phlosen7854 3 года назад
"I have a light headache..." "I'll give you a massage" One concussion later "Now I have a bad headache!!" "Yeah but you dont have a LIGHT Headache anymore!"
@robloxtipshelper
@robloxtipshelper 3 года назад
🧠
@thatlittlemonstrosity
@thatlittlemonstrosity 3 года назад
I thought there would be a joke that he became disabled and said “AAiOOiashiiiEeeeEEYgh alHFAGh”
@LudosErgoSum
@LudosErgoSum 3 года назад
7:42 This is when I broke down completely and spitted my milk and cornflakes all over the kitchen. WARNING: Do not watch August with food in your mouth.
@MadaraUchiha-ne2td
@MadaraUchiha-ne2td 2 года назад
By now i learned that😂😂😂😂
@cott7203
@cott7203 3 года назад
0:01 *My dad that the supermarket checking if the watermelon is ready*
@benb5124
@benb5124 2 года назад
5:23 :He tells him to take his shirt off but looks disgusted so try's to clean him
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