The Worst Pokémon To Have In Real Life 

Keeping Goomy in a dark, damp environment is literally how you take care of any snail, but yeah, I wouldn’t wanna worry about the little guy getting lonely or drying out either.

You forgot the part where if Magikarp did somehow manage to evolve then you'd have to deal with a Gyrados. *Which is a big fucking problem.*

I always thought they abandoned their rockruff because it evolved and was no longer "cute" (Lycanroc is cute and I will die on that hill) which would be a cruel reference to things that happen in real life.

Drifloon wouldn't be great, you'd be dealing with it bringing home kidnapped children all the time. Probably the authorities too.

I think one of the worst Pokémon to have as a pet would be Shuppet. It feeds off of negative emotions so if you aren’t depressed all the time it’ll die from starvation.

The problem with Magikarp is that one wrong move, and you’ve got an angry Gyrados in your house.

Imagine if there was a poor little Eevee chained up like a junkyard dog can you imagine the mutation.....

I would say Snorlax. Can you imagine trying to feed that thing? That’s probably the equivalent of a mortgage payment.

Wouldn't evolving Rockruff into Lycanroc curb its aggression, since it does get more aggressive as it gets closer to evolution, and once it evolves, its not that much bigger than a Great Dane, only concern is that it shows affection by rubbing you with the mane of rock around its neck

We're ignoring the fact that Hattrem literally beats the shit out of people with bad vibes. Had a bad day at work? Well, better avoid going home to your pet Hattrem, or your day will get worse

Gardevoir. Imagine the world ending because your gardevoir saw you getting mugged

I choose Arceus so I could break the very fabric of reality if I wanted to

Psyduck would be just awful when you forget to feed him he would just give you a headache

Espurr is worth it. Something about that blank lifeless stare, just adorable

Worst pet would probably be Dialga, and not just from power. Every waking moment will be “Dormamu I’ve come to bargain” As of Pokémon I would want, it would be Mew. It’s my favorite Pokémon, and I think that it would actually be a good pet even if it can learn every TM. It seems quite friendly and able to control its power, making it safe to be around!

Goomy is subjectively the best pokémon to have. not only is it adorable and calm, it’s not considered a strong pokémon. thus, it cannot do much damage to you. in the XY anime, there was a scene where the goomy dried out. but after that, it had learned rain dance. thus, it can hydrate itself. in humid environments, especially around tropics where it rains often. i don’t care what you say rogue i will keep my goomy you cannot stop me i love him and you cannot take him away from me i love goomy stay away from my boy

I personally would like Espeon as a pet. It would make a great pet, and a weather reporter.

Aw, I think you're being a little harsh on Rattata. Sure, you'd have to make sure to keep plenty of chew toys around, but that's just normal for keeping rodents. And the dex says Alolan Rattata will even help you pick out ingredients if you take it shopping with you. Like, that's absolutely adorable. Anyway, a couple interesting picks you probably wouldn't want that weren't covered: Stufful is another Pokémon who's dangerously strong, and doesn't particularly like being touched; Bayleef's scent just straight up makes you want to fight; Deino is blind and will literally tackle and bite things to learn what they are; and, of course, there's the recently-revealed Greavard, which has the very ghost-type tendency of inadvertently sucking away your life energy.

I think the biggest issue with Magikarp, besides the risk of it becoming a Gyarados, is how the species is known for jumping ridiculously high with either Splash or Bounce. You are gonna be lucky if all it does is crack your ceiling and knock itself out.

I’d choose Slowpoke. He’s a very cute lazy boy who’s basically just a couch potato who won’t need much care. If he gets mad, he won’t remember what he’s mad about. Also his tail naturally falls off for free food that’s apparently tasty!

I'd say Magcargo is probably the worst but when it comes to Pokemon that look like they'd be good pets, I'd say Spoink. Mostly because whenever you try to snuggle with it or pick it up, or sleep alongside it, it fucking dies.

So I literally just showed this to one of my best friends, and her response was, "Only 10? There are so many that would easily kill you just by being in the same zip code." Nice Eevee quip, by the way. And this is coming from someone who has Eevee as a Top 5 fave. You should write your own creepypasta with that idea. Who cares if the fire for creepypasta writing died out - or at least dimmed - a decade or so ago. The joke's so cringingly absurd, it's hilarious and deserves its own full story. All part of its charm Great video and great to see you're back! Epic return, if I may humbly say so

I thought charizard would’ve been #1 cus it’s tail is a hazard and if you piss it off it will probably burn down ur house. And people will beat you up for saying your favorite Pokémon is charizard.

While I disagree with putting Eevee here, this is a good list. Another reason why Goomy wouldn't be a good pet is because of Sliggoo's behavior if the Dex entries are to be believed. They'll attack and eat anything due to being blind. Lastly, each member of its evolution line is slimy, sticky, and gooey, with Goodra producing the most slime or mucus. That's gonna result in clothes needing to be washed a lot. Magikarp makes sense mostly due to Gyarados. If it evolves, the first issue is its size. Where would you keep it? Yes, we have Poké Balls, but still. Then, there's the aggression. Sure, there was an episode in the Orange Islands where a giant Magikarp evolved to protect the tanned Nurse Joy, then when it faced her, it was friendly. However, they are known for their capacity for destruction. I'm assuming the reason Rockruff becomes aggressive is because its a wolf cub rather than a puppy. Lycanroc are wolf Pokémon. One thing that I don't believe is talked about when discussing potential pets is whether or not pet allergies exist in the Pokémon world. Ideally, they don't, but it's never brought up anywhere to my knowledge. If it's brought up in the manga, please let me know. If someone is allergic to rabbits in our world, they could be allergic to rabbit Pokémon like Lopunny, Cinderace, Azumarill, and Diggersby. As for Pokémon that I would list as bad ideas for pets, I would say: 1) Munchlax and especially Snorlax -They eat so much that it would get costly. Evolution would make the cost significantly increase. Then there's the matter of size and weight. Where would you keep it? Again, we have Poké Balls, but still. 2) Fire-type Pokémon, more so those with a constantly burning flame like Charmander -Scientists would need to build an apparatus for each stage of the evolution line for certain Fire types. For the Charmander line as an example, this device would be worn on the tail. It would need to keep the flame from going out. It would need to make sure the flame doesn't come into contact with anything that can cause forest fires, brush fires, building fires, and so on. Then, it would need to not hinder movement for the Pokémon so that it's not a complete inconvenience to wear. 3) Grimer and Muk, specifically the Kantonian regional variants -They smell terribly and are highly toxic. It would be hazardous and probably lethal to be around. 4) the Litwick evolution line -They drain the life force of others as fuel for their ghostly flames.

Look I love Drampa but I would never have it as a pet because it would destroy people who make fun of me and I wouldn't want that.

Honorable mention to Deino. It can't see, so it just bites *everything.* At least it isn't a picky eater

In the case of gloomy, there are many reptile species that need constant moisture, so there are tools to keep a cage moist. You can also use hides to offer the Pokémon shade, as well as putting some moss in the cage too to make it feel more at home like a damp forest or swamp.

Technically new would be the worst pokemon pet. Although it's cute, just remember in journeys it shows it can transform into any pokemon and can learn any move. *Walks into house after work, ready to cuddle up with mew* *It fire blasted the kitchen, sheer colded the bedroom and filled the living room with toxic gas. It also went invisible so you can't punish it and now the neighbors think you did all of this and called the cops*

Despite what you think, Hypnos would've been great to have in the real life. It all really depends on the way you use them. They can be used by doctors as an alternative to anesthesia without side effects besides sleepiness. Used by psychologists to see what caused a psychological trauma or anything about psychology. I would also love to have him as a roommate because he's fluffy and cute. You don't even need to buy food for it, Hypno eats dreams ( those that people have when they sleep ).

To be fair to Eevee, it starting to look similar/like it’s trainer is probably more similar to dogs and their humans as often times there are dogs and humans that look alike. But that’s just my interpretation of the pokedex entry

I would want a pet sylveon bc we could be best friends and could help me around the house

I like to think of a Parasect just casually causing an pandemic, I would assume other pokemon and humans gained a resistance to the spores over time, but if we took it to a whole new world... Don't mind me with my whole villain arc

I think a good choice would be Meowth. It's a cat that spawns gold coins. Also Growlithe it being a fire type is pretty risky but they are super loyal and friendly. They also evolve with a fire stone so unless there's a fire stone equivalent in our world it is going to be a puppy forever.

Bro magcargo just needs to exist to kill you assuming his entry is true then he is twice as hot as the sun💀 Edit: I realized most legendaries would also be pretty bad cause even IF you get them you'll become a gigantic target for just about anything without even considering how most legendaries can very easily kill you

I'd say Charmander is one of the worst because if my clumsy ass drops coca cola on it, it fucking dies.

Gible might sound like a good pet, but its pokedex entry stated that if you live with one, your heating bill will SOAR. Not only do i NOT have the money for that, but I'm bad with the heat already As for ones i would want, Wooloo and Melmetal. Simple. Wooloo has the fluffiest wool known to man, so i can just sleep on it, and melmetal can create iron out of NOTHING. i can literally ask it to make a sword for me and *boom.* yeah

Now we just need what is the best Pokémon for real life without destroying the environment

Komala is always asleep because of the berries it eats, so if you just give it a different type of berry it will be fine.

Honestly, I wouldn’t care about Eevee mutating since more likely than not it would evolve into an Umbreon via Friendship before any big changes are caused by it’s unstable genes, and even if it stays as an Eevee, while Eevee’s face is supposed to resemble it’s trainer’s face after a while, I’d probably not see much of a difference due to my face already being extremely similar to Eevee’s base expression.

I guess with the magikarp they may look aesthetically pleasing, dwell with and compliment other water type pokemon

You piss off your Gardevoir and it will make a black hole and destroy earth

Well, since Espurr is my favourite Pokemon I would want it as a pet IRL. And what if he is like a mini bomb, just raise it well and it won't become a weapon of mass destruction. There was in the anime a lady that had like 3 of them, if she can handle 3 at a time without whipping humanity, then so can I. Maybe, probably. Espurr is the cutest thing ever though and I am not sorry.

About the Phanpy situation, the pokedex has gotten EVEN WORSE in scarlet and Violet, with it mentioning that when the trunk hits your arm, YOUR ARM BONE SHATTERS! Like, just that dex entry alone makes me super upset that I can’t keep a Phanpy as a pet at all because I don’t want my arms breaking! 😢

I'd personally pick mew as a pet, sure, it can transform but also, it's a cat. I FUCKING LOVE CATS

The worse pokemon to have as a pet? Magcargo. Everyone can understand why

I always said Bulbasaur because it could go get me things with it's vines. But I would hate to pet one *shudders*

We need an updated version with gen 9 included as my answer for the worse pokemon to have in real life would be any member of the Tinkaton line. They'd probably rip all the metal out of your walls, appliances and destroy your car (if you have one) to build a massive hammer, at least it'd have a weapon ready if anyone breaks into my home

The three legendary dogs would be pretty bad I think we can all imagine why then being fire water and electric type

another based video let’s fucking go rogue

I, honestly, would love having a cute shiny gibble or dratini. Any cool baby shiny mon I would keep as a pet… unless it could do some pretty messed up stuff.

You cannot not persuad me in any way shape or form not to have an eevee as a pet

Imma give my pet sobble my sobble plush because sobble is my favorite pokemon. Also just evolve it to emo to sniper then you get a protection

Darkrai would be the worst one because yknow, it kills things that sleep, if you were to have a darkrai it would kill you

If I could bring one Pokémon to reality? Arkuus-I mean Arceus because it’ll just bring Pokémon to reality in general. (Yes I’m aware about how stupid this is)

I think that pickachu is the worst Pokémon in real life, it shocks you, it's fast, do i need to go on?

Lets be honest even if half of the pokemon in the list can destroy your neighborhod you know people would still have them as pets.(also y am guilty of this to I ❤ Espurr sorry but love the video)😄

Let's not forget about Goldeen breaking the fish tank with it's horn and just... dying.

Any of the reptile or lizard pokemon could be hard to care for. Possibly except treeco, if its like one of the common pet geckos.

HES BACK FROM THE DEAD

I would get a greninja. I mean, it has water moves so it doesn’t need to hydrate, it has pretty good self control when tamed, and, I can beat the hell out of anyone. It’s the perfect Pokémon!

2:51 well they can jump really high

the WataMelon, i cant hahaha also i think eevee would evolve semi-randomly, rather then mutating in the way you said, even if it did... i wonder if an everstone would halt that phenomenon somehow...

Pretty much every legendary Pokémon would be a bad pet to have, girantina is the devil, groudon and kyogre have caused actual devastation on hoenn and then there’s eternatus, where do i begin with it, its giant, causes pokemon to be giant, reeks hzvoc across the entire region, bends space, have you seen its stat distribution, it’s a literal monster, requires the assistance of two other legendary pokemon to even deal any damage to it, its final form is literally just a massive hand of death. But on the plus side its a dragon and will scare away all the other pets

I think any ghost type Pokémon would be a bad pet. Just look at any of their Pokédex entries! You think Greavard is cute? If you play with it, you'll die. You think Litwick is cute? If you're just near it, it will absorb your life energy and you'll die. You think Mimikyu is cute? If you accidentaly see under its disguise, you'll die.

I want a pet vaporeon 😈😈😈

real rodents have teeth that never stop growing, too, so Rattata is just a big big rat

If we go with how Ash's rockruff's arc went, them getting aggresive the older they get is probably 1.- just a grumpy old dog 2.- they need to evolve, when Ash evolved his he became a good pupper again, and it the dex it's mentioned that the midday form can be a loyal pokemon that will never betray you if trained from a young age, and dusk form is so harmless it doesn't even bark (unless in a pokemon battle). The midnight form however, it's extremely disobedient if you don't show you are a strong trainer, so make sure to evolve your angry dawg at day xD.

For the worst pet id probably say electrode, and the reason is that I don't need one, he is a litteral bomb. and he can control what he does to, it's a bomb that can choose when to explode. This thing will kill you at all costs. And as evidence that It wants to kill you, if you search "what's the most aggressive pokemon" electrode is one of the top 5 results. THIS THING WANTS TO KILL YOU AND COULD DO SO EXTREMELY EASILY But you may defend it by saying "oh well to kill you it would need to kill itself" and to that I say: NOT ONLY IT IS WILLING TO DO THAT (in the games it almost always used an explosion move first turn) BUT IT CAN LEARN THUNDER BOLT AND MANY OTHER MOVES TO KILL YOU WITHOUT KILLING ITSELF, AND HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO SURVIVE THUNDER BOLT?!?

I’ve had my pet fish for 15 yrs I’d love to have Eevee and if It’s face turned into me it could go do stuff I don’t want to

Darkrai because it can pop up in your dreams and give you straight up nightmares

Nah I think any of these can be a good pet if you know how to handle them. Except for Muk or Garbodor.

i would not want Vigoroth based on it's gen 3 pokedex entries. i copy/pasted them below in case you're interested Ruby: Vigoroth is always itching and agitated to go on a wild rampage. It simply can't tolerate sitting still for even a minute. This Pokémon's stress level rises if it can't be moving constantly. Sapphire: Vigoroth is simply incapable of remaining still. Even when it tries to sleep, the blood in its veins grows agitated, compelling this Pokémon to run wild throughout the jungle before it can settle down. Emerald: It can't keep still because its blood boils with energy. It runs through the fields and mountains all day to calm itself. If it doesn't, it can't sleep at night. Fire Red/Leaf Green: It is always hungry because it won't stop rampaging. Even while it is eating, it can't keep still.

any part of the charmander line is a terrible option because they are literally always on fire and could burn down your house at any second (same goes for all other pokémon that are always on fire)

I feel like Bewear would be an insane one to have; get it a little too happy, at its hug will BREAK YOUR SPINE

Imagine having meowth he can give you cash

Any pokemon would be a bad idea. simple tackles are shown to dent metal and break pretty sturdy things and stagger or topple large mons heavier than cars. You could be walking down the road or minding your own business on a bench or just anything outdoors and a happy little Eevee that's just running and hopping along and wouldn't be paying attention and probably tackle you right in the chest shattering your ribs and making a lung or both rupture.

I always thought Eevee would mimic your whole face instead of just your hairstyle And that's the point I realized most Pokedex entries are probably wrong

Having a Salazzle as your pet is probably not a good option. Her pheromones attracts male Salandits (and possibly humans) to bring her food, and you know how desperate those Salandits get to please their mistress, to the point they will raid other people's fridge to find food. Also lets's not forget how frisky one Salazzle can get

In the anime, It's said you can't eat Magikarp. It's just scale and bone

Where did you get that image at 4:26 and 4:27 ? Just wondering

Having a Magikarp as a pet would be TERRIFYING, because you never know if it might _somehow_ evolve into a Gyrados and kill everyone in town.

I don’t think Riolu would be a great pet, you’d have to deal with it running off at night and it ignores you.

I’d 100% still wanna own an Eevee n see how this thing evolves Plus when it’s grown at least it’s the size of a dog- And a sylveon is the best thing ever (aND I KNOW ITS EVIL I ALREADY LIKE CATS)

Worst pet to have in the Pokemon world is probably a goldfish, cause it’s just a magikarp but smaller and it can’t evolve

Houndour, imagine it sneezing on you, cause dogs do that, but it spits fire and burns your leg ever so slightly. The dex talks about how it and houndooms fire leave burns that never stop hurting

While talking about how bad rattatta could be, just the normal rat that I’m currently petting

“Rockruff’s gonna bite the frontal lobe off a baby” Someone oughta turn that into a horror game. Also another pokemon that’d be an awful pet is Ninetales. I know people that want foxes. Oh sure, they look pretty, but either version you get is either gonna keep summoning a bright ball of fake sun, or just cause a localized snowstorm in your house. And they’re VERY smart too. You already know how normal pets can be unpredictable at times, you want one of these foxes to be moody? And speaking of, fox pee is NOT a pleasant smell

Lugia culd just cut the planet in half! Prety self explenetory!

Bewear can break your spinal cord! Any fire type pokemon would be terrible pets. They can Burn your house. The pokemon that have flames on their bodies are the worst. Charmander, chimchar, ponyta , magmar, magcargo would be the worst.

Sucky choice for the rest of the environment, but I like parasect. its spores are good for my insomnia, and it's really easy to take care of if I only have one and if it gets as big as the Manga boom portable beanbagchair takes over my mind kills me, don't care, much rather have it do that than pay taxes

Literally any ghost type

Croagunk. Imagine a poison dart frog but times it by 10. That’s croagunk

Flareon is my little boy, i need him, he is fluffy, warm pillow, cute, able to cook my food, and just a lovable little guy.

i feel like eevee wouldnt literally have your face, it would just slightly resemble you (example: hair covering one eye)

Mesprit would be great. Free therapy. And she is just very cute.

While Pikachu is an adorable Pokémon and is the face of the franchise, I doubt it would be the best pet to have, if you make it mad, it will shock you with a voltage that’s about Idk…100,000 VOLTS

Me: owns a pet Clink *evolves into Clinklank* ME: "Wants to hug it but remembers that its made of litteral gears and spikes..."

The hole Fennekin line because it’s know for accidentally setting things on fire when doing a trick plus they need constant attention or they will get revenge for you not playing or training with them so ya they would suck as pets because imagine you come home from work and you’re hose is one fire and you’re Fennekin is hitting you for not being around

first igglybuff looks like a demon and if it bounces it won't stop sooo good luck getting it back second is lumineon dangerous to have id like a useless pretty fish

Most pokemon would be a very bad idea to keep in your house, because they can destroy your house in so many ways. The best pokemon to keep as a pet would probably be magikarp, or one of the baby pokemon, because they can't destroy your house that much.