The Worst Product Review on the Internet 

Did you not taste anything else? I thought you would taste a hint of pepper with it?

I choked on water 😂😂😂

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I had some chicken the other day and you won't believe what it tasted like. Chicken. Like excuse me?????

I know right?

*Magic Bullet...

Yeah the iron bullet that turn egg in to more egg

Jack just likes to have stuff his way

Jack really is a special kind of stupid. I bet he was thrown on his as a baby

no the real problem here is that he is going with the same speed and instructions that the infomercial did, like who the fuck does that? 🤣

Lol

Reminds me of a Google review I read for one of my favourite Italian restaurants. They gave the restaurant 1 star and wrote "They only serve Italian food." Yeah, probably because it's an Italian restaurant... 🤦‍♂

@@oliver_twistor Here in England, Chinese restaurants actually serve non-Chinese dishes for people who don’t like Chinese food

@@Nick_C1997 what

​@@crowdemon_archives I think it's mainly for milking extra profit outta picky children. Because having the chicken tenders on standby can reel in some extra dough if there's a picky eater in a family.

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Or that he couldn't get a medium rare chicken breast.

@@bscar“Sir, we serve food here.“

​@@TomJakobW "You forgot THE PICKLEEESSS!!"

Lmao

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Jack reviews a toilet: "I took a 10 pound shit from my terrible cooking and it clogged up and had to call the plumber. Dont buy this toilet"

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deadass

I'm calling it now, guy's going to be patient zero for some kind of plague in the future.

What the fuck is a keter class SCP

@@G35370 SCP is fiction in the form of a wiki, about supernatural things/animals/people which are being recorded and/or contained by a secret organization. and keter is the most powerful/difficult to contain classification

Wait a minute, that's not jack (Rips off mask) Haha, I knew it, it was SCP 682 all along, since he couldn't kill us directly, he's trying to poison us, the hospitals a cover up

I'd believe that. My mom believes that medium steak is rare simply because there are juices coming out of it. Then she'll convince herself she can see red on the meat cuts where there is none.

I was just thinking hmmmm isn't this slander?!

LMAO this right here! He probably called them - Yes this is the Cooking with Jack show I'd like to pitch a... hello? Hello?

Agreed

Yeah, sounds about right.

I think it goes deeper than that, I think magic bullet refused to pay him any money and only offered a free unit, so he made this.

Fresh food is Jack's kryptonite

69th 👍

@@zabtronics edible food is his Kryptonite. 🤣

@@zabtronicsWell that’s not correct because Jack likes his chicken fresh. And I don’t mean fresh cooked, just fresh.

​@@zabtronics at least he likes his meat fresh.

Lmao

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The omelet was closer to cooked than his chicken

Pretty much. Really, he just needed to flip it over, cook the other side (to where he thinks it's burned), then it would have actually been the first time he cooked something fully.😂

He IS E. Coli. His brain is just a colony of salmonella and some random parasites and some other bacteria living together, controlling him as their puppet. Trying to bring in more bacteria colonies to join the hivemind.

I think it's case study on stroke survivors.

Skill issue from Jack

He's unintelligent.....

I always put an omelette under the broiler in the oven to finish cooking.

I read this comment first and thought, how does an egg relate to a blender? Then watched the video and busted up laughing from his failed egg omelette that he cooked and then continued to blame the blender 😂 it’s burned 🤣🤣🤣

I had one many many years ago and I remember it being pretty decent for the most part until the motor burnt out or something (I remember smelling burnt plastic and it was the spinny parts fault)

Pro tip: Ninja has the best blenders, they're the only ones that can handle making protein ice cream which is probably the most difficult item for your blender to make. Magic bullet is alright thou and they're hella cheap

@@ryanfuller4401 yup. I used Magic Blender for about 4 years. Once it burned out I bought a ninja blender and it has been flawless for 5 years with the exception of a dulling blade, but that is to be expected.

Right? I mean, it's not supposed to take the place of your Vitamix Blender, and nobody from Magic Bullet has ever made that claim, but it certainly has it's place in the kitchen. Jack is just an idiot that didn't use it properly, but like, a hammer isn't gonna work if you hold it upside down. Operator competency has to factor into the equation eventually. lol

yeah, these blendy products are pretty good. I use mine for snack shakes - throw in some almond milk and unsalted/unsweetened peanut butter for added protein. They seem gimmicky, but worth the investment

That sounds like something Jack would do

SO TRUE OMG 😮

HEARD

Well, random stranger on the internet, I do trust you. I would certainly trust you more than Jack the reason the recipes didn’t turn out because of a “as seen on tv” tiny blender.

He’s a tub of lard

More like him blaming his car when he’s late for work.

Omelette not scrambled. They're almost as opposite as cooked egg comes. One is a mass of egg as one. One is a mass off egg as, well, scrambled.

a nos leak is a gas leak you can blame an accident on. although thats considered negligence on your part for allowing the leak.

I have a nutribullet because I typically use blenders for liquifying

OH! I forgot about that!

Ah yes, the "lazy man's omelette" that was more work than a regular omelette and looked absolutely disgusting. 😂

im convinced this guys like allergic to properly cooked food

Mmmmmm microplastics!

Pro-tip: If you complain about something you got in a box being broken, claim that you can't find the piece that was broken off, because that means that whatever happened to break the thing happened before it was being boxed up to be shipped, meaning that the company is to blame. It's why if you call them they'll almost always ask if you have the broken part. They want you to say yes, or at least give a maybe. If you say no and they record the call, you've basically got the best piece of evidence ever if it ends up in court somehow.

@@qty1315 So you decided to give an irrelevant “Pro tip: How to scam companies if you know you broke something” comment. If you watched the video or actually paid attention to what I wrote beyond “came broken”, you’d know that I was poking fun at how Jack can do everything wrong and think that a product is worthless.

​@@jolteon345 Oh yeah, imagine the tragedy of scamming those multi millions dollars company. They do it to us all the time and they don't seem to care all that much

@@jolteon345 So im buying your products smashing them and returning them got it.

He's so used to cooking the nasty patty from SpongeBob that normal food is nasty to him

This dude Is a clown.

In the black and white slow-mo footage where a giant X comes up across the screen

"Do you struggle to cook your chicken properly like this guy? Struggle no more!" ~ Random infomercial featuring Jack as the useless chicken undercooker

He’s definitely the guy who stabs himself in the ear with q-tips and screams out. DAILY

@@seradinengram3610daily 😂😂

Yeeeah, exactly... Or that girl in ads for mobile game, who can't repair her window, and freeze 🙄😸😸

Bite into a tomato, while looking at a jalapeno. "Why doesn't this taste like salsa?"

I've had to throw my magic bullet because I made a banana milskshake, and all I tasted was milk and banana

Lol.

@@mrenigma6508Well of course it’ll taste like that, you forgot to put in the shake.

I smashed my blender on the ground cause it couldn't melt an entire block of Velveeta that I didn't cut up (fun fact I actually did break a glass blender by dropping it, it wasn't on purpose tho)

@@mrenigma6508 yeah I want a shame. I was hoping for a little bit of rust to come off the blades personally. Add a little bit of an irony texture and flavor.

Also he used a smaller pan so the result would never have been the same as the commercial.

The vegetables add moisture to make it so you can’t cook it on high temp like a normal omelette

He could have also just flipped the omelet like a regular human being lol

@@MrKhankab It shouldn't be necessary but he could have drained the top of the omelet by lifting a side and tilting the pan. A common problem is too much heat.

@@rayl3103 or he could have just flipped it.... like other dude said. Nothing wrong with flipping an omelet to quickly cook the other side if its a little runny. As someone that has been cooking for 27 years and currently a professional rstaurant cook there is nothing wrong with flipping an omelet 👍

Right lol

Bro would be insufferable.

Yep wouldn't be able to be around him.

Correction: not only you, everyone...

He's a shit human being for sure.

You should watch his restaurant reviews. He's rude af

I really read the end of the sentence like "on porpoise"

BINGO!!

Lmao I bet you're right! Jack would definitely be that petty.

Exactly what I thought. Found your comment after I wrote the same.

Probably right. That comment he made about the cost of shipping at the end was odd.

Same lol

it's a product from a corporation. who cares? i hope his review makes people not want to buy it. i hope they go out of business

@@tonyisnotdead lol you probably typed that out on your device made by a corporation.

@@tonyisnotdead “i hope misinformation causes a company to go out of business because boo corporations”

Okay they arn't sheaper

Don’t put anything frozen in it frozen blueberries broke mine

Dead ass, these things fuck.

@@SirHams Oh? I make smoothies with frozen berries every day with mine and it complains a little, but 100+ smoothies later and it still does the job. Maybe there are different kinds of bullets or blades that work differently with frozen stuff.

I had one growing up and it was amazing too! I had no problem with mine!

@@SirHams Did you have liquid in there with the berries? Otherwise I could see how rock hard pellets bouncing around a plastic container might do some damage.

"I cooked bacon, why does it smell like bacon?"

i wonder what his reaction to fully cooked chicken would be

@@ketaminepoptartsjack would probably say its overcooked.

"It's the blender's fault my father left!"

"It's the blenders fault I've contracted Stage 3 Diabetes."

What's funny to me is he could just redo the video instead if it turns out bad but he uploads and grins through it anyway saying it's great lol

He has had like three legit strokes so I wouldn't be surprised he has brain damage.

He just forgets he ate uncooked chicken. He forgets the salmonella. Jack is unstoppable

We will see how unstoppable he is once his other arm goes GIMP on him....

Jack has an additional stomach for extensive decontamination.

that's why he cooks raw chicken. He takes raw chicken and cooks it to raw.

Witch can kill you 💀

Those eggs were brunt. Brown eggs are burnt. They taste way worse.

he cooks mostly with can food, so the salsa was something freshly prepared and he can't remember when was the last time he saw freshly cut/cooked ingredients...

Screw that chuck him on hells kitchen ide like to see what ramsey says

"Jack! The cilantro is raw... you donkey!" -"Gordo, it is an acquired taste... i always cook it medium rare like my best Chicken Salmonella." It will be epic.

More like Worst Chef's of America

Look up The West Texas Investors Club. There's an episode where Jack appears and it's a trainwreck.

Man wait till Gordon see him

Ah yes, the tomatoes-jalapeño-cilantro salsa is made out of tomatoes-jalapeño-cilantro.

He forgot the little bit of water and salt that goes into the salsa

He forgot the piss

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Bro these replies are golden lol

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

This garbage of a cook would be an excellent comedian, if this was his character.

Is this guy serious or he's doing bad reviews for the views?

Has he ever cooked a steak? Because he's either the "I want it still mooing" type or the "I want it on for 10 minutes a side and covered in ketchup" type

@@SuperNuclearUnicorn culinary russian roulette

@@SuperNuclearUnicorn i remember i saw in a video by someone else he cooked burgers at some point and they were rare or even less than rare and he called them medium rare

It looked like it would have been fine if he flipped it and let it finish cooking

​@@Loli_lover206Or keep it on heat a litte longer, it wasn't burn. Or kill the heat and let it finish Or whatever really

Lmao freakin FR tho. All it needed it was a quick flip and probably would’ve came out perfect… for once 🥲

​@@komiks42 wdym? it's clearly burnt. it's almost edible, jack doesnt like that

@@66ixty9ine point me moment when you see part that is burnt

No I like how he says the salsa taste nasty but when he ate raw chicken or garbage that had beer, hot dogs and other stuff in it, he says that's good. I don't think Jack knows the word good.

It's a miracle he's married with a child... He really doesn't deserve a wife. He's a horrible person that should just be in a mental hospital for how delusional he is.

He's absolutely that type of person. He couldn't even be assed to give the salsa another THREE FUCKING SECONDS, just immediately wrote it off. He very clearly thinks he's smarter than every person around him, too. It's obvious by the way he talks about what has actually been an extremely popular product, I mean I've used one and yeah it's not as good as a VitaMix or something high end but it's definitely not a piece of crap by any stretch, you might just have to give it more than three goddamn pulses to actually work well. What a joke of a human being Jack is, I feel so damn sorry for his wife (at least I think he's mentioned being married, and assuming he wasn't lying).

Wait until you see his church chili on why he didn't win 😂

@@dirtywash4890 oh, I saw it. I'm surprised he didn't kill someone. Lol

The magic bullet requires effort Therefor, its not a Lazy Man's Omellete

*Checking video of bison burger* I'd be surprised if it's more raw than the chicken he eat!

Okay, I am back from watching the "Bison tacos and bison burgers" video and holy crap! You weren't kidding. It was basically "Burger tartare" 🤢

@@lunaredgrave In the words of Gordon Ramsey, *IT'S FOOKIN RAW!*

@@Deform-2024 im gonna go watch it right now, be back in 30 minutes

im back, he just straight up ate raw meat, not even rare but just raw. he just let it sit in the pan till the outside became brown. Plus he added raw egg.

WOOOOO 🤷‍♂️

Probably didn't have that citrusy lime juice taste he wanted, you know because cooking with Jack can mess up a glass of water

Poor blender 😥

Or Aunt "whatsherface's" everything refrigerator congealed salad stuff with celery or green peppers or whatever it had

Welcome to the real world little buddy. There are lots of people like this dude

I love that! I used to take one to restaurants for a man I worked for who had swallowing issues bc most places either can't or won't puree food for him. It made us so much more mobile and try more foods.

yes, it works if you use it correctly unlike Jack

At one point I could recite the whole thing voices and all - what a time to be alive

You’re probably an early 20s zoomer yourself

You gotta look up the older OLDER ones

I remember though, I loved those commercials. I wanted a mini blender so bad. Finally got one.

idk if I'm remembering this correctly but wasn't there a trashy old lady with a cigarette she never ashed? Memories

Or get mad that he couldn't climb it like Spider-Man, so he tries to sue Marvel for false advertisement.

Because he's a narcissist lol

Because that wall is nasty

Same, my mom had (has?) one too. Apparently the "push the container down to blend" is really practical. The only negative thing I can remember is that the blades got dull very fast, I had to sharpen them every few months, and the big container is somwhat hard to clean. It's a cheap blender, it blends. Don't know what else it should do.

Yeah, it’s a fine low powered mini blender, just don’t expect it to tear through difficult tasks. It’s for drinks and simple dips.

I don’t think he understands the word “salty”

I had one of these too. It’s straight up murdered whatever you put in it. But I never thought about putting a solid block of cheese knowing it’s disadvantages. Definitely difficult to clean the bottom if you thought it was a good idea to experiment 😂. Was decent for liquid stuff. And I think it had the ability to lock so you could not have to hold it down. And the cup attachments was a interesting idea. Not always executed perfectly. 6.5 out of 10 great for waking up the family at 3 AM 😂

Magic bullet was weak. It was like an easy-bake blender. But nutribullet was legit

I love mine. Jack needs to learn to read instructions. There are different blades for the different purposes. But if he stole it, he probably didn't have either. I tend not to trust someone who stole the product he's reviewing.

Still have our original magic blender for over a decade now

Yup!

It looks better than the one in the commercial, right? That looks rubbery and dry as fuck!

He is dumb, no blender or food processor on planet will finely chop sticky cheese. There are rules how to chop different things like for example you need some liquid or lower speed so food is not just bouncing away from blades. Its pain to watch.

Ikr it was prob over the maximum

You can grate cheese on a blender, but it needs to be a harder cheese and said cheese has to be refrigerated or left on the freezer for about 1 hour. Otherwise, the heat of the blender motor coupled with the friction is gonna melt and turn the cheese into paste.

I thought that omelet looked like cooked on both sides too. I'd imagine that she just folded it to make sure it fit on the plate, because I don't believe there was enough room on that plate for it to just sit flat.

or the classic "using a lid trick", pretty advanced an all.

biased lol ;) I know what you meant, just joking with ya LOL

I know most telemarket crap is just that, crap but the magic bullet is alright. It's a blender... It blends. There's obviously better blenders (that can get really pricey) but It's a decent product. Jack must be pretty stupid for not knowing how to use a damn blender...

B-B-B-BASED

BASED REVIEW

Based and Magic Bullet-pilled

I bought a 3 in 1 from Amazon. Mini food processor, immersion blender, stand mixer. I use it quite often

I had one of those. We made baby food, and I ended up using some of it as a sauce on my chicken.

Well done! I made all my babies' food too. (Mostly with my Magic Bullet) It's so much more healthy and economical. Good job going that extra mile😊

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It wasn't even burnt it was nicely browned lmao it genuinely looked better then the one from the commercial.

That omelet looked fucking delicious on the "burnt" side. What the fuck is wrong with him

@@liesalllies That's the most hilarious part: the guy actually cooked something correctly and thought it was bad, amazing

It's how he places the blame of his own mistakes onto anything around him. And probably how he keeps expecting this poor machine to do what he unreasonably expects it to as he berates it

He's admitted to choking his son until he got a nosebleed so your impression of him is correct

You're breaking my heart. Don't tell me that Jack is actually a horrible person.

@@brandonquinngarey6416he’s a despicable person, not only did he admit to beating his teenage son and making him homeless at 16 for smoking pot, he also voiced enthusiastic support for genociding civilians in the middle east. and to top it all off he’s a loyal parishioner of a church that’s been involved in child sex abuse and animal abuse scandals, and who’s pastor is a guy who hacked an innocent woman’s head off, found jesus in prison, and become a millionaire televangelist.

How do hou give yourself a stroke with food (except maybe a slow thinning of arteries)? And how do you know what caused his stroke?

Omg I need to see this. Do you have a link, friend?

@@wvrjl nah, he said "stoke". He stoked himself out with his food

Where is this blog

​@@wvrjl it couldve been an ischemic stroke where blood vessels in the brain get blocked by fat deposits in the bloodstream

Its a new feature

The like button also shines when someone asks to like the vid

Well spotted

Yeah it does that now, it's actually kinda cool

Was the shamwow actually good?

It's the best for smoothies. It does a better and faster job as my 250$ food processor that is far from being a piece of crap.