The Xenomorph Army - Accounts of the Earth War 

Should be a shot of the alien queen with the other queens on earth. "and then i told him I would fight for him..." group laughing.

Missed my favorite part of the novel when the queen picks up spears: *Somebody fucked up!* thought spears. Then he realized, it was him.

Ripley walking in with 12 guns taped together is just the silliest thing I've ever seen. But I still love it.

"Know your enemy, know yourself and you would win a thousand battles" The general didn't study enough of the xenomorph

The queen basically trolled Spears on a galactic level

Spears forgot the number one thing when dealing with any enemy, never underestimate their strength.

The only hope for earth is faith in the god emperor and the cleansing of exterminatus

Spears: “I’m going to save the Earth!” Alien Queen: “GOT EMMMMMM”

General Spears- The Zap Brannigan of USCM commanders.

"We wanted to study the Alien, to control it, to weaponise the perfect organism. But above all, we wanted to dress them in cute clothes and funny little outfits" -General Spears (probably)

If there was no copyright infringement or something like that I'd suggest you do a full reading of some of the novels. This is legit becoming one of my favorite things to listen to on youtube.

Damn. I really did think that Spears was gonna show us some Alien on Alien fights.

Master Chief: 2-3 Guns Doom Slayer: ~12 Big Guns Ripley: All of Doom Guy's Guns *At The Same Time*

This is definitely the largest and longest of the Earth War accounts, but it is none short of awesome! This episode is one of my most favorite by far!!! :)

Looking back at this, I honestly wished Speares had the entire war live so the entirety of humanity could watch how quick and badly he failed

Lol @ General Spears thinking that half-baked plan was ever going to work.

Thirty minutes long? You spoil us AT. Just wanted to say your works were a blast to listen to as I painted stuff for my contest entry.

30:50 She sure duct-tape-created the ultimate gun.

You are like the Bob Ross of the alien universe. I wobble myself to sleep on Accounts of the Earth War. Very lucid narration. You are doing an awsome job!

Best story yet.. The war never started for Spears lol The war he fought was all in his mind..

I've just watched all 25 episodes in 3 days. This may be the best thing ever published on RU-vid.

WHAT AN OUTSTANDING ACCOUNT. You voice combined with this profoundly great writing, just get ya fully immersed though every characters inner monolouge, every new setting, every description of gore and perverse alien anatomy and behavior along with science lingo. It's all just delivered so well! Everyone could see spears downfall coming a mile away (didn't see him pop up in that taming a xenomorph video ) but it was in any case WONDERFUL to see him torn apart by soldiers he was deluded into think we're his own. The xenomorphs numbered faces remind me of the avp game but slightly cooler, I wonder if the game got the inspiration to do the numbering thing from this graphic novel or if it's a coincidence

I've been waiting so long for that double cross

Spears: I'm your pimp now! Queen: (BETRAYAL INTENSIFIES)

When ripley opens her eyes in the sleep pod i shit myself true jump scare hahaha

This is the series that got me stuck on your channel. Keep it up man and never forget how AMAZING YOU ARE!!!

Spears had a solid concept and screwed the execution. Breeding Xenomorphs has taught me there can be trust, affection, and loyalty in Plagiarus praepotens, but they're much too smart and wily to settle for a subservient role. Use volunteer hosts as much as possible, always be gentle with eggs and hatchlings, calm and friendly with the adults from Chrysalide all the way up to Queen Mother, and they'll accept you as one of the community. They'll never be underlings to some arrogant human, but they are loyal, fiercely protective allies if they know you'll do it for them too.

So many "narrators" fail to grasp the subtle inflections of the text they read. This is really exceptional. You should be proud

Me: "Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." Master at Arms: "They've taken over the entire planet." Me: "I know... do it."

You know I just knew that was going to be the fate of Spears, still I can’t deny that I’m a little disappointed we didn’t get to see two Xenomorph swarms tear into each other! :)

Ripley and Hicks as the ULTIMATE alien killing power couple... With their adopted daughter Newt and her android lover Bueller *The family unit I never knew I needed* 😍

This account was surely the best one yet! I think I will watch it a few more times and just soak in the irony of it all.

I read this book years ago. Glad to see someone else knows the insanity of this character. Also, that if one egg were here on earth, we would be doomed. In absence of a queen, an egg mutates so that when the face hugger deposits egg in creatures chest, a queen is what breaks out.

This got my heart pumping almost as much as the first time I saw 'Aliens'. SUPERB work dude. You're a fantastic narrator.

When Ripley showed up I was like "What!?". Now I understand why she is at the end of the playlist. x) Thanks for the accounts, love it.

This "gun" is twice that heavy as Ripley, but I cannot stop admiring it, this is awesome, this is exactly how Alien franchaise should be developed.

Just got home from seeing a midnight showing of John Carpenter’s The Thing and decided to check RU-vid rq for any videos I have to see before bed and sho nuff, a big long ass account of the earth war posted only a couple of hours ago. It’s like I had a sixth sense for Alien Theory videos.

I remember the novels from the 90's and still have them; Spears was nuts to think he could control them.

Thank you for making my commute to work so enjoyable. I can’t wait for more to come.

My thesis is due in a week, but I've watched every video in this series instead of writing like I should be. "It's time to finish it" indeed. Thanks Ripley.

This series is really special man. Your narration is a treasure

I live for these particular videos, and the wait for the next installment is always excruciating. Good work!

Even i late to post my comment but i always will watch your videos Alien Theory please do more Xenomorphs videos and share your ideas with us!

This is basically an audio book... you do a sublime job. I think these dorts of videos would do GREAT as podcast episodes, you should consider releasing these in podcast format, it’d be great!

Perfect material to watch to bed 🙌👽

God yes. Been waiting on this video. And thank you for your amazing work

So glad I found this channel about 2-3 months ago, honestly you are amazing at story telling! Chilling on a Saturday watching this 32min long video, Is there a better way to spend my Saturday? I don't think so.... ; ) I cannot wait for the next one!!!!

I loved this series, the narration and partitioning of episodes was wonderful. Dark and introspective in theme and editing. Thank you Alien Theory.

*Sees that its 32 minutes* This is gonna be good.

You did a great job on this video. I've always wanted to do this, but you did better than I could have. Keep up the great work!

Spears should've read what actually happened at the Battle of Rorke's Drift, and the preceding Battle of Isandlwana. At Isandlwana the Zulu slaughtered a large British force which had the support of artillery and cavalry. The Zulus accomplished this because they were, in fact, *very* well trained in the art of war. You could consider them an African analogue to the ancient Spartans. They were capable of and indeed excelled at fighting in organised formations, modelled after a bull's horns. One formation formed the head of the bull, supported by two formations on either side forming the horns, and one to the rear making up the bull's flank. Zulu warriors were exceptional runners and would literally sprint into battle, and so the head would smash into the enemy at speed while the horns encircled them. In this way the Zulu conquered many rival kingdoms in southern Africa and posed a real threat to the British. Rorke's Drift was really a miracle for the British. It was a small encampment and field hospital comprising an old farmstead and a very small garrison, many of whom were wounded or sick. When they were attacked by the Zulu army they were outnumbered considerably. The Zulu were in high spirits from their crushing victory at Isandlwana, and by no means fatigued by the battle or the march to Rorke's Drift. The British forces that day were incredibly fortunate, saved by the favourable terrain, their world-class training in rifle drills, and the courage of the men present. They were atop a hill in a valley, giving a clear line of sight to the enemy who would be funnelled to their position. They had what we're at the time state-of-the-art Martini-Henry rifles, single shot breechloading firearms which could be fired to an effective range of several hundred yards at maybe a dozen rounds per minute by a skilled operator. The rounds were over half an inch in diameter and could kill a horse a quarter mile away. The British Army in 1879 was the very peak of military technology and doctrine, and yet they were only just barely able to force the Zulus to withdraw after extensive fighting which deteriorated to hand-to-hand combat between spear and sword and bayonet. If Spears knew this, maybe he would've been more apprehensive, and wouldn't've died like a bitch.

Really enjoying this series. I appreciated the recap at the beginning too, helped bring my roommate up to speed!

Your storytelling ability is fantastic and inspiring. Thank you for taking the time to do this, I really enjoy your videos

Dude, I am only 1/4 of the way through and am loving it. You are a very good narrator. Keep up the great work 👍

Its amazing that this man spent god knows how long with these creatures and he STILL didn't bother to account for the Xenomorph's acid blood.

The Dutton probably named after the actor in Aliens 3 Charles S. Dutton, classic!!! Great symmetry!!!

I love this series man, you're doing such an amazing job. Cant wait for more!

I enjoy your videos so much! Especially as someone who knew nothing about the Alien series outside of the films. Keep em coming!

Really a treat to have such high quality readings and presentations. Thanks, and what a cool comic series - sucks I missed this one.

This is probably my favorite series of anything on youtube

As someone who simply stumbled upon this, I want you to know you have wonderful storytelling of voice but know I have sat here for nearly four hours. I knew nothing of the Aliens aside from the live action movies and even then only tentatively, you sir, have me hooked.

Out of all the extended universe’s characters, my heart went out to Mitch. 😢

Words cannot express the amount I enjoy your videos, thanks for the on-going great videos even though this hard time on youtube. Cheers man

32 mins of my life well spent! RIPLEY IS BACK!!! BRAVO AT! Brilliant video! Love you man! Bring on the next one!!!

Never have I clicked so fast on a video. Good stuff!

I've never been this early. I love your videos!

This was incredible, Many THANKS! I just introduced my son to my FAVORITE franchise of ALL TIME this past week (Alien(s)) And this was the icing on his cake. Now he wants ALL the comics/stories/books. Or at least, The ones I'm missing from my collection when I was around his age. Thank you for inspiring a new generation of fans. Keep up the great work/content. And we'll keep watching ;D

TY so much for making this! I know it must have taken you a very long time to produce these fine quality video-stories, but we appreciate it! All Alien fans should know about your channel. Your artistic sense and your editing skills are superb. Keep up the good work, my friend!

I got goosebumps from the ending. Good form!

He could have made this work if he alterted the genetic code. Much like the genocide red aliens. The xenos WOULD have fought if they had a different genetic area and thus impure.

I came across these by accident and I'm glad I did.Its not only captivating but SO well written

When I re-read my old comics or the old paperback novels I've got I read it and hear your voice in my head now. Good channel, brilliant narration, cheers to the new voice in my in my head lol

Your videos never disappoint, great series and keep them coming!

This is just pure awesome.

Absolutely stellar fantastic work as always AT. Beautiful narration and editing. Keep them coming. You are the best channel on RU-vid for the Alien and a Predator universe, you keep it pure and relevant.

30:56 I love how they’ve basically turned Ripley taping guns together into a running gag. Like it’s a rocket launcher with a taped on laser sight (I assume for targeting or maybe homing?), an M41A pulse rifle, and a flamethrower.

Awesome! Newt and Hicks are alive! I just wish this comic was canon.

I read these when I was a kid. Brings back memories! Still canon in my mind :)

This was fun as hell! Well done, Your dialogue delivery is top notch.

Great work there on the soundtrack! Especially from 25:00 to 29:00 Subtle in the background and that's what makes it awesome and emotional.

Spears: I need Alien soldiers that don't know fear. Also Spears: Ima control them with fear. I got this.

I remember reading this book in a comic book store, Bend Oregon. A few months later 3 came out and they changed all the names in the reprint. What could have been.

I've never read these comics, but basically just binge watched your entire series. Is this it? I want more!

I love these videos, I always check in for the next chapter. Thank you!

This is what Alien 3 and Alien 4 and Alien 5 and and Alien 6 and Alien 7 and Alien 8 and Alien 9 could have been if 20 Century Fox listen to The fans 😢🙏🏾❤️

I freaking love this channel

Damn the bit where you say Ripley's dreams ... and her eyes! Very good...

more.....watching this on a rain/hazy morning, great stuff.

Can't wait for the next episodes! If I could I would financially support you, however I will do what I can for now which is to leave my like and this comment.

Just when I thought my Friday night was a bust

Made my night dude! Always look forward to these

Love the blinking edits. Makes the story feel so surreal.

in a time before alien 3 ruined everything lol

I've never wanted to hear somebody speak about aliens more than you.

This was the first video I saw of yours. It's been 5 years now, and I've rediscovered your channel. Now I'm watching through your earth war playlist and this is sick! Really great work, man.

I enjoy listening to these, and i appreciate the time and effort you put into your videos. Thank you very much for these entertaining stories.

I'm not sure if you will ever see this, so here it goes. I enjoy your narrative. Your tone is stoic and strong. There are only so many stories to retell, and I was wandering if you would ever consider narrating and still-drawing fan fiction. Same format, only new material from Reddit or something. I love the 'What If' s' and storylines a Director couldn't explore... But you can :D

This is what the directors should have done a movie of instead of Alien 3. :P

Dude, I actually love this channel! Thank you for doing this! You make a difference in my day!

This is the best work I’ve listen to in a long king time.