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Theo Von and Andrew Santino's appearances on This Past Weekend and Whiskey Ginger podcasts talking about their childhoods, going to school growing up, and what would happen if Theo went on the Ellen show.

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@goingfurther8092
@goingfurther8092 2 года назад
“He was on uppers, and downers.” “Somewhere in between” 💀💀💀💀
@MagicMacXXL
@MagicMacXXL Год назад
Andrew "magic Johnsons wife doesn't have aids." Theo "and he's the all time leader in assists
@joshm.5340
@joshm.5340 11 месяцев назад
“Have you ever been angry at a costume party??? That’s wrestling!!!” Theo is an absolute genius without trying.
@alltaken0
@alltaken0 10 месяцев назад
thanks for pointing this out. this is f kin funny af! lol!
@augustoornelas3845
@augustoornelas3845 2 года назад
"you ever been angry at a costume party, thats wrestling"
@skylarstevens5056
@skylarstevens5056 2 года назад
Theo feeds off his companies energy, amplifies it, and adds his own fucking hilarious perspective.
@taj6519
@taj6519 2 года назад
The joe rogan might tell us bit was gold lol. "No that's neptune" 🤣
@tylernelson8917
@tylernelson8917 2 года назад
I feel like Theo would be better as a improv comedian than someone who writes jokes and just sticks to his script. He makes people laugh off the cuff most the time and is just a hilarious person in general
@jasonhughes5332
@jasonhughes5332 Год назад
If you listen enough, you realize that almost none of this is improv. He practices these stories
@nolanchappell6115
@nolanchappell6115 Год назад
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@WTFBUTWHY
@WTFBUTWHY Год назад
@@jasonhughes5332 almost none of this is impov lmao..ya ok... you know how many hours this guy talks a week.. He improvises on the spot then works on those bits for his stand up
@jasonhughes5332
@jasonhughes5332 Год назад
@@WTFBUTWHY spend some time listening to him, he's been telling the same "improv" stories for years. He has the timing down perfectly. Give the man credit. He's a real comedian.
@bravingbrivatebrian
@bravingbrivatebrian Год назад
He's like Norm where his podcast/show appearances are his best stuff
@SooMajor
@SooMajor Год назад
Magic Johnson being all time leader in assist 😭😭😭😭 crazy because it’s John Stockton but I’ll allow the lie for a Sunny joke lmaoooo
@mendezra1988
@mendezra1988 Год назад
Santino and von would be a good name for a show with these two together
@UniqSniper
@UniqSniper 11 месяцев назад
"Bro thats in like a year and a half" that had me rolling
@seva4241
@seva4241 11 месяцев назад
4:09 that painting of chris farley is amazing.
@velvet373
@velvet373 Год назад
"He was the first person that taught me how to throw a Frisbee, he was there when Princess Diana died"
@caiomartins7464
@caiomartins7464 2 года назад
imagine being around these two lol
@MrHibbsComedy
@MrHibbsComedy 2 года назад
9:05 EPIC
@Audiofatuation
@Audiofatuation 2 года назад
Damn I miss Gianni's laugh. Really pulled the whole thing together
@psfeeley67
@psfeeley67 Год назад
When you fart down the aisles it called "crop dusting" but " going to Jersey" is good!!
@abominablesnowman64
@abominablesnowman64 Год назад
Seeing Bobby and Santino wrestle would be the best thing ever
@lsebs4878
@lsebs4878 Год назад
Eating facts out of a glowing bay
@DigitalContentStudios
@DigitalContentStudios Год назад
Going to Jersey... In Australia, we call it Crop Dusting.
@Twanvictor
@Twanvictor Год назад
the thicc boy thing was the killer lmao
@RaySteez
@RaySteez Месяц назад
A jewish diamond dallas page is crazy 😂
@Kreechdog
@Kreechdog 8 месяцев назад
Last two words I said when flew out windshield of car was LETS DO THIS 3 words and well Doing it!!
@Jeffshp21
@Jeffshp21 Год назад
“he looks like he could play power forward underwater” how does Theo think of this shit
@hdsjakaoaosixhhdsisisiuf2680
@hdsjakaoaosixhhdsisisiuf2680 2 года назад
“Billy conforto”
@schnapperino
@schnapperino Год назад
winston black is fire😂🤝
@richiemac77
@richiemac77 Год назад
“He was prolly one of the top homo sexual boxers in America “ Andrew looked like he needed a minute to comprehend what he just heard
@friendswitdadealer
@friendswitdadealer Год назад
So dude taught Theo how to throw a frisbee, and told him who Princess Diana was, AND he was the top homosexual prize fighter? Ok I’m starting to lean towards the side of Theo just being a comedy genius and is really good at making up funny stories on the spot.
@JoeBarron1027
@JoeBarron1027 2 года назад
OhhHHHhHH yea
@mackday7202
@mackday7202 Год назад
John Stockton is the all time assist leader, not Johnson,
@michaelbartley9572
@michaelbartley9572 Год назад
If I was crashing I’d grab a hot girl give her a good 15 seconds then knowing my luck the engine would kick back in and the pilot was like we’re good and I’d be attested😆💯 jk I’d be holding on for dear life Theo is my spirit animal.
@hala8660
@hala8660 2 года назад
I love Theo so much . . . However. His comedy specials don’t hit as much as him improving in a podcast : (
@travismiller1491
@travismiller1491 2 года назад
Tbh his last one didnt hit because if you listen to his podcasts, you've heard his special.
@LilAssTonkaTruck
@LilAssTonkaTruck 2 года назад
@@travismiller1491 yeah that’s prolly the problem. I feel the same way when I watch them but I also did see that he uses a lot of material on stage and on his podcast. Podcast are imo way better tho, i be laughing w tears coming down at work listening to this guy! 😂 all around he’s dope!
@wacharse
@wacharse 2 года назад
Definitely
@viking_nor
@viking_nor 2 года назад
Improving? Sorry im norwegian.
@deebop3539
@deebop3539 2 года назад
@@viking_nor improvising*
@Official_Zim
@Official_Zim Год назад
“Wow, I just had a vision you don’t”😭😭
@davo_t
@davo_t Год назад
"im not a chatty guy" - they guy who does standup and podcasts for a living. love these two
@xtc8915
@xtc8915 2 года назад
“Yeah I’m here for drywall”💀😭😭😭
@jerrysalazar5799
@jerrysalazar5799 Год назад
Shit had me dead when he said that 😂
@BIGGESTBENWA
@BIGGESTBENWA 10 месяцев назад
Knew this comment was here haha, Im in fuckin tears
@dylankillin318
@dylankillin318 2 года назад
The master of random stories and the master of impressions
@travismiller1491
@travismiller1491 2 года назад
Will Sasso is a solid second choice for impressionist.
@Itsamansworld1
@Itsamansworld1 2 года назад
And metaphors nobody has every thought 😂
@cooperhayes3243
@cooperhayes3243 Год назад
🎉 Thank
@brandot989
@brandot989 Год назад
Love his bobbies mum impression, spot on
@Samuelle09
@Samuelle09 2 года назад
Eating facts out of a glowing bag lol
@leopoldstotch7711
@leopoldstotch7711 2 года назад
Theo making absurd Rogan jokes is the best, him and Nick Swardson had me crying ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-1KBUKHcbki4.html (link should start perfect at 10:32)
@1703702
@1703702 2 года назад
That clip had me stifling a belly laugh in public.
@syphonunfiltered
@syphonunfiltered Год назад
I can't explain how much I love that joke
@pellebrannvall6521
@pellebrannvall6521 2 года назад
Andrew's whole personality is just being evil lmao
@tacticaltomato2200
@tacticaltomato2200 Год назад
It's almost lawful evil too. The giving out the wrong directions bit is proof enough haha
@somethingcreativeprobably5160
​@@tacticaltomato2200 the most accurate description of Andrew. Lawful evil. Theo's chaotic neutral i think
@tacticaltomato2200
@tacticaltomato2200 Год назад
@@somethingcreativeprobably5160 I wholeheartedly agree. Although he leans a little evil when he talks about eating the Vietnamese when he's stranded lol
@kevinwaldie2367
@kevinwaldie2367 Год назад
He's a redhead, they all are! Trust me, I have one! 😂
@williamkendrick6148
@williamkendrick6148 Год назад
It's the lack of a soul and moral compass. Loads of fun though.
@thetoenailking9708
@thetoenailking9708 2 года назад
'Oh dude this one time, I saw him eating facts out of a glowing bag'.
@user-uh9hj5if3c
@user-uh9hj5if3c Год назад
That "all time leader of assists" joke didnt get appreciated like it should have lol
@luichibug
@luichibug Год назад
Yeah why do I immediately hate everyone else that is on my plane? Is it because we might have to eat eachother if we crash and don't want to form a connection or give them a name
@jakee.4030
@jakee.4030 Год назад
maybe for you bro what 😂😂
@jakee.4030
@jakee.4030 Год назад
is it any easier to eat someone else instead of hunting / gathering for food? 😂😂
@luichibug
@luichibug Год назад
@@jakee.4030 yes
@evgenm17
@evgenm17 2 года назад
That last bit about death is straight up 🔥🔥🔥
@PepaWolf
@PepaWolf 2 года назад
Much love from South West Sydney austraila
@Gayactormichaeldouglas6969
@Gayactormichaeldouglas6969 2 года назад
Gang gang
@ianbevis701
@ianbevis701 2 года назад
Much love from Tacoma Washington gang gang
@Gayactormichaeldouglas6969
@Gayactormichaeldouglas6969 2 года назад
3199 frankston baby
@ao1778
@ao1778 2 года назад
Much love from these nuts.
@CptCupcake5
@CptCupcake5 2 года назад
Much love from Niger 🇳🇪
@MrBuketman
@MrBuketman 2 года назад
The combination of them, Bobby Lee, and Segura are always a great mix and match. Griffin and Chrissy D are fun with these guys too.
@callanc3925
@callanc3925 2 года назад
throw callen in there for some assists too
@youlikeitiloveit4838
@youlikeitiloveit4838 2 года назад
Theo, Shultz...
@riverrat9412
@riverrat9412 Год назад
Who is Chrissy D? Hopefully not D'elia. He's an arrogant creep. I agree with all the others though. Another pair that's great, is Rogan and Duncan Trussel. They have fun
@BobsYirUncle
@BobsYirUncle Год назад
@@riverrat9412De’steffano I think probs spelt that wrong 😂 I’m high af right now 😂🤙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@mTs1978412
@mTs1978412 2 года назад
Comedy is going to save the human race and Theo Von is on the front lines. I'm so thankful 🙏
@grantrogers1858
@grantrogers1858 Год назад
That's Jesus mang🧡
@wobase
@wobase Год назад
GANG GANG baby! god praise yall
@Weemolly4779
@Weemolly4779 Год назад
Theo is a gift from God. His jokes keep me sane and heal my soul 🙏. I wish he knew how many people he brings joy to ❤
@jamesrattray1345
@jamesrattray1345 Год назад
​@@Weemolly4779his story telling is hilarious 😂such a soul also
@jamesa8030
@jamesa8030 Год назад
His magic Johnson leading the league in assist joke was so quick. Love Theos quick subtle jokes lol
@bobbosworld6795
@bobbosworld6795 2 года назад
When they said last 2 words before you crash, i got into a car accident i thought i was gonna die and i said "been fun" before he hit me lolol spoiler alert: i didnt die 🙏
@thijsfb
@thijsfb 2 года назад
Pretty nice last words tbh, might steal that for my car crash
@K4ReeL187
@K4ReeL187 2 года назад
6:46 Theo describes Andrew perfectly ...
@gamerGUY3013
@gamerGUY3013 Год назад
Santiago really is the best guest of any show lol he's so good at adapting to any situation
@uglyfightnights1946
@uglyfightnights1946 Год назад
oh yes... Andrito Santiago. Best guest ever
@ZaZa-nm6sw
@ZaZa-nm6sw Год назад
Thor is such a good host too
@fatiplant
@fatiplant Год назад
​@@uglyfightnights1946 😂Andito Santiago Gonzàlez
@SarahSkinnyJeans
@SarahSkinnyJeans Год назад
I agree. He sets people up nicely and plays off people well
@TheMikesc15
@TheMikesc15 2 года назад
1:45 Just a funny sidenote for anyone who isn't american or who happens to be european like myself! My dad told me about visiting a friend in America around the same year that I was born, 97, and he was offered a cigarette by his mate. He takes one (cant remember the brand) but my dad said it was like candy... the filter tasted kinda sweet and all in all he had to smoke one of his own afterwards due to not getting the satisfaction out of the first cigarette. His mate then wants one of his Pall Malls (Danish cigarettes) and the american proceeded to cough and exclaim something along the lines of "What kind of fucking poison is this?" The Pall Mall thing they said just triggered the story for me, funny how different it can be eh?
@margaretpritchet
@margaretpritchet 2 года назад
my two favorite comedians
@davidwaynemain
@davidwaynemain Год назад
My youngest came out a redhead. After having two the mother of my kids wanted one that looked like her. Being a redhead i have to believe she did some sort of seance to bring this being into life lol. Our youngest is identical to her. Let me tell you. 2 of em..... dangerous. Up util that moment i had never ran from a toddler.
@alexcoyg3281
@alexcoyg3281 2 года назад
Nadav's laugh is the universal perfection of sitcom laugh
@l.j.1417
@l.j.1417 Год назад
I am a redhead and yes I am a stepchild.
@theconerippa8061
@theconerippa8061 2 года назад
Vietnam veterans smoke unfiltered paul malls LMAO XD
@rickytrejo4851
@rickytrejo4851 2 года назад
My two favorite podcasters !
@DivineMind222
@DivineMind222 2 года назад
No they call farting while walking by people like that cropdusting lmaoo
@ndpesicgroup
@ndpesicgroup 2 года назад
This is gold.....Santino is a beast !!!
@boddaboom77
@boddaboom77 3 месяца назад
That smile Santino gives at 16:18 when Theo is talking about his friend telling him who Princess Diana was cracks me tf up so good and I have no clue why.
@dannypope1860
@dannypope1860 Год назад
How do they even know what Ellen is like? Have they actually watched it…? Gay…
@Smokeyxz
@Smokeyxz 2 года назад
Not it
@Sidney_TSG
@Sidney_TSG 2 года назад
What IS the deal with airplane peanuts?
@nothing2see315
@nothing2see315 2 года назад
Same price?
@alexgarcia1709
@alexgarcia1709 2 года назад
I literally can’t stand chido santino
@KingZion187
@KingZion187 Год назад
You should do hilarious moments with Andrew Santino & Andrew Schulz
@WTFBUTWHY
@WTFBUTWHY Год назад
3:17 love that moment Theo realizes Santino is joking
@joeocallaghan2905
@joeocallaghan2905 Год назад
lmao the most i laughed the whole time
@bassa2803
@bassa2803 Год назад
“ I just had a vision you don’t” 😭😂
@aightimmaheadout3573
@aightimmaheadout3573 Год назад
the ginger dude is really unsympathetic to me
@xXscreamingkoalaXx
@xXscreamingkoalaXx Год назад
"I travel and people are different therefore God exists." Bruh I thought he was smart wtf
@smartz565
@smartz565 9 месяцев назад
thank God for Theo .. gang gang
@twistpv
@twistpv Год назад
“Eating facts out of a glowing bag” I don’t think no truer words were spoken. And the secret was it was just a pretzel
@davidmason9142
@davidmason9142 Год назад
No one ever comments about this but I think that Chris Farley painting is actually very beautiful
@Idostuffdrunk
@Idostuffdrunk Год назад
My body count is 23 no condom and have finished in all of them. No STDs no pregnancy. What does that say🤷🏼‍♂️
@matthiasthulman4058
@matthiasthulman4058 Год назад
Little to no foresight, poor decision making skills. Or, or you're a total badass. Could go either way
@blackbuddha7731
@blackbuddha7731 Год назад
@@matthiasthulman4058 🤣🤣🤣 hilarious
@Simo258
@Simo258 11 месяцев назад
How many of those 23 were guys tho
@Jade-bb2xp
@Jade-bb2xp Год назад
Romans 5:8: God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
@jbizzyonine6937
@jbizzyonine6937 Год назад
These cocaine bear ads. Theo needed to be in that movie
@antonioromano8666
@antonioromano8666 2 года назад
12:08 HAS ME DYING
@Here2Watch.
@Here2Watch. 2 года назад
Nadav’s Laugh > Gianni’s Laugh
@Audiofatuation
@Audiofatuation 2 года назад
I prefer Giannis. Feels less forced
@archiebrackenridge7785
@archiebrackenridge7785 Год назад
Magic Johnson isn’t actually the all time assist leader.
@alexdunhill4271
@alexdunhill4271 Год назад
Oh no now it’s not funny
@ChristopherSibert
@ChristopherSibert Год назад
"What happened to those 'brown onesies' men used to wear? Where are they?" You mean coveralls? They're still here boys, but you have to work for a living in order to need them 🤣🤣
@TheGrowCave
@TheGrowCave Год назад
How did you not know howard stern was a Jew? If there was a picture in the dictionary of Jew Nose, his would be there.
@slimshady4life689
@slimshady4life689 Год назад
Everyone that Theo knows ends up driving into embankments and dying 😂😂
@stefanfrisk9598
@stefanfrisk9598 Год назад
Hahaha, wtf - "Eating facts of of a glowing bag" - I can see it.
@kieranpugh3832
@kieranpugh3832 5 месяцев назад
Lost it at open my arse up
@clubbedsandwich1128
@clubbedsandwich1128 Год назад
My redheaded girlfriend is also a stepchild. lol
@urdad9853
@urdad9853 7 месяцев назад
my friend calls walking by a bunch of people and farting "Crop Dusting".....LOL
@ghxsty66
@ghxsty66 Год назад
10:38, i know what andrew is trying to say. America is too big of a country with too many people living too many different lifestyles to have one central governmeng and it rlly fucks with everything in america
@TechW-MildlySerious
@TechW-MildlySerious Год назад
The idea that because we dont know what happened to bring us about exactly that we preport it to be an accident is not what we think. And its the rambling of someone ignorant to such concepts.
@a.k.4o
@a.k.4o 2 года назад
May I make a request? Wizard of pod host Colum Tyrrell. Has an unlimited amount of hilarious segments on his podcast and Legion Of Skanks
@ChefofWar33
@ChefofWar33 Год назад
Listening this while lifting at the gym. People must think im insane for laughing while benching heavy ass weights XD
@iiiivv
@iiiivv Год назад
“like you get in the front and you gotta sit in the backseat” …so im getting in the back then😭
@ItdontMatter-ip5zw
@ItdontMatter-ip5zw Год назад
No one ever knows where new mexico is they know where arizona colorado nevada even texas but have no idea where new mexico is
@mesk412
@mesk412 Год назад
I usually crop dust the folks in on first class when I have airplane flatulence.
@Cmoreau27
@Cmoreau27 6 дней назад
“I fuckin saw him one time eating glowing facts out of a bag” 😂
@mangoman1073
@mangoman1073 2 года назад
he changed the song thank god that shit was annoying as ffUWOWOWOWO
@lilstrawhat
@lilstrawhat 2 года назад
Please always use this outro and not the sadboi song lol
@MK-651
@MK-651 Год назад
Whats up with uncles smoking unfiltered cigarettes
@calavera5797
@calavera5797 Год назад
Andrew says not a wrestling bone in his body while he look like Sammy zayne
@DM-yq3pr
@DM-yq3pr 11 месяцев назад
Farting while you walk down the aisle is called crop dusting
@tonez9o8
@tonez9o8 5 месяцев назад
A Cuba gooding jr party… yea he seen some shit lol
@jakemj03
@jakemj03 7 месяцев назад
Farting down any aisle is called "crop dusting" lol
@JOHNTHE8TH1
@JOHNTHE8TH1 10 месяцев назад
Farting down the aisle… you crop duster!
@MrDadumbo1
@MrDadumbo1 9 месяцев назад
Nobody out funny Theo. Dudes hilarious
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