Theory of a Deadman - Bitch Came Back [OFFICIAL VIDEO] 

To help soak up the alcohol 😉

Plain toast with butter was always my go to back when I used to party. Like if I could hold that down I was gonna live. It is so good to be old & boring nowadays. Lol

@@agw2714 2 glasses of tomato juice are better. I mean excluding 2 times I was so hangovered I couldn't walk 2 tomato juices fix hangover completely.

@@Petaurista13 fuck that. I'd puking acid, for days.lol

To be fair, who doesn't love toast

"How DaRe you" - Greta Thunberg

BET YOU ANYTHING SHE HAD SOMEONE ELSE WRITE THEIR NAMES ON HER ARM..AT LEAST I'D THINK 🤔🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️..!!??

Same

Yep! I'm also impressed how she was able to lock the front door from the outside 😂🤣🤔

@@gmfreeman4211 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-_RWvcuVKHa0.html

Dragons_for_ life don’t feel bad. I thought the same thing.

Time to be a serial killer and cut their tits off HAHAHAH haha after all they’re bitches aren’t they? I feel conflicted by this song ngl

Jeff Paris oh WOW lol 😂

Lol

Shocking, isn't it?

Well I can’t not hear that now😅🤘

Bruh 😂😂😂

XD

I very much did

Indeed

Yandere

Well i never could meet kurt cobain and...well look where he is now

@@DupsOutdoorAdventures well yes but actually no

well at least she met them.

Well then it would take more than a arm to write all that down 😂

Guess she really hate your girlfriend

She is a legend😂👌

Amazing how young some 'Grandma's' are. And we're, 9 years apparently, 😂🤣🤣 just saw that...

Your grandmother was as crazy as mine. Lol

That's my kinda granny 😂

🤣🤣🤣

Same thing happened here

u shoulda got em to dedicate it to her lol xxx

Lol that's funny

Nothing more relatable than that

rip

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Wish you strength

@@Pug46YT dick. Funny, but still. You could've just said that to yourself and got the same gratification.

@@Pug46YT bro…

+Casey Crampbleh the very next day, mind you!

He thought she was a goner but no she came back

lol

+Casey Crampbleh xD you can but dont expect non lethal security ;o

Lmao 😂😂

I busted out laughing how the band tries to play guitars and the drums before these guys make there next song learn how real bands play guitars acdc or led Zeppelin not this crap these ugly guys would be lucky to have even a crazy girl

like they copy pasted some disney stuff in there XD

Nope.

Casey Scare I think I died of laughter

Shiiiiiiiit XDXDXD

You mean doggo

😾😾😾

Sang The Cat Came Back at summer camp 40 years ago.

Lmfao my son learned that song at Daycare and this came to my head

Brittany Sullivan hahaha same. I feel like a bad parent

Funny

Why would you even clarify that

Not really, it was a pool party :v a bikini was a better option :v

@@almudenaperezdelavega1377 true

I like crazy bitches

Lol true

Hey, the crossbow was for Dean!

well. woman... :D

Sounds like the plot to Deadpool.

one's gotta save ammo dude

Awesome tune with funny lyrics (if you’re a guy)… hot women, great song, lyrics made for guys in their 20’s during 1990’s…. Guys who loved to party with their buddies and a group of attractive 20-something women. The end of an era, when life was fun and society was made up of people who interacted in person, treated strangers with respect and a willingness to help out others, because that was the right thing to do. Now, it’s rare to find that in our daily lives, but when we do, it’s awesome and it immediately connects those people. Everything wasn’t criticized and condemned because someone didn’t like it or was triggered- well don’t watch the fockin’ video and let others with a brain, personality, and a sense of humour enjoy it. And there’s some truth to the story… there are some psycho women that stalk rock bands, celebrities and even the average guy. And the uncensored version is soooo much better than the general public version, so thank you for not censoring the song!!!

Good she’s is stupid

For singing along

There's a fucking in there Friend

literally my fave part

Arent they all?

+Justin roth The video is about a psycho stalker. The song itself is about a guy who doesn't want to commit to a girl who's possessive and jealous (and though that's good enough reason to not want a woman in his life, he doesn't sound like a keeper, either - preferring girls who can shut the fuck up and get on their knees for him).

chris a piece of art can have many meanings.

+Madame Fluffy I'll write you a 101 guide on male ideology so that you're aware of what a man is. What you pointed out about the song, that's called being single, and there's different forms of being single. The good single guys that "prefer girls who can shut the fuck up and get on their knees" are single, the not-so-decent ones have a wife or girlfriend already. There's a difference between a man with morals and a man that's just "not a keeper," a man with morals recognizes his need for sex and disillusion to the idea of settling down so he remains without bound to have as much sex as he wants, a man without is already settled down while having the side-gig and he couldn't care less about either party. The single man that just wants sex and not a relationship is the good guy no matter what angle you try looking at it to prove otherwise, he doesn't need to commit to a woman and he understands the system. The married man with his dick elsewhere isn't intellectual enough to understand that he's going to get caught eventually, nor does he care. There's also a level of need that every man has and that can't just become redundant in a marriage or relationship. Some men need sex every day but their wife doesn't agree with that. It's not like the guy's sex drive is going anywhere, he's going to get that much sex whether his wife believes he needs that much or not. If anyone reads this and is one of those types of women, do yourself a favor and stop being a piss-take, you married him, have sex with him. That's a major role of any healthy relationship. Some guys prefer sex to be a "meaningful experience that brings us closer to each others hearts with every thrust," but they're snowflakes so to stay on the topic margin with ideals of real men we'll leave them out. Some men can live with sex only being once or twice a week, these are normally the most faithful ones as they've tamed their sex drive enough to be equal to that of the average women. Think of it like the science behind social menstruation, it's been proven that women who spend every day together actually end up cycling their periods to happen at the same time, no body really understands why that happens but science has explained it and I don't feel like explaining what science explained. The idea behind that is that your husband has spent so much time and energy to make the relationship work that he's actually forced his sex drive into pairing with yours. Be proud of your husband, that's a man you'd outta commit the rest of your existence to, because good luck finding another one. Some men can live with sex once a month, these are the ones you need to look out for because studies have shown that the average male that pushes sex away for weeks even months are one of the biggest reasons for cheating-related divorces. If your man randomly starts working night shifts without any schedule proof or one day up and decides to start working a load of overtime and always seems too worn out for sex, 9/10 times his load is being pumped elsewhere and you should probably get the lawyer ready. Some men take the more intelligent route and recognize how much sex they need out of a relationship so they find a girl that has a relatively same sex drive and work with that. It's not difficult to understand a man and it's even less difficult to keep your man happy. Provided you're aware that being in a relationship does in-fact mean that you will need to have sex with your significant other to keep the relationship healthy, men can be pleased with very little. Tip 1 would be to buy your man alcohol, that'll raise his happy level significantly for as long as it takes him to drink it. Tip 2 is buy him cigarettes or cigars, if you go to any cigar store you'll be able to choose between $30 cigars and $300 cigars, buy a couple $30 ones for his birthday and tell him they costed you $600 for the pair because he's not going to know the difference either way. And if he doesn't smoke, not even willing to tackle a cigar, leave him because he's a bastard, he's not a real man, and he's not to be trusted. This includes men that vape unless they're trying to quit smoking for health reasons, any man that starts vaping who isn't already addicted to nicotine is a snowflake and as far as masculinity go you're better off being with a woman. The guide to understanding males also lists men who vape to save money on smoking as low life bastards and again you'd be better dating a woman, if he can't bring in enough money to pay for cigarettes then he needs some help. Vaping is only allowed for the male gender if they're on the verge of having cancer, and even then it's still mildly frowned upon among other males. Tip 3 for making your man happy: buy him a gun. Any real man appreciates firearms, because if someone breaks into your home and your husbands first instinct is to call the police instead of providing his wife with the protection she deserves, he's a bastard and you're again better off dating a woman. It doesn't even have to be a decent gun, it can be anything, you can make a 9mm pipe pistol on your own and give it to him, the Army put out a how-to-guide on making improvised firearms for you on one of their side pages, use it. This also has nothing to do with the AR-15 scare people are having, blunt objects are responsible for almost all homicide related deaths annually, a bullet is not a blunt object get over yourselves snowflakes. Blunt objects are the cause of death for many husbands that try protecting their wives when there's a home intruder, the burglar is just better at using a baseball bat than he is, but if your husband was armed he wouldn't be dead right now. Think about it, get your husband a permit and get him a firearm, he'll be happy as shit. If he already has a lot of guns, you're a good wife, get him one more to add to his collection. Tip 4 to pleasing your man is food. Men love food. Period. Tip 5 we've already gone over, provide him with sex, lots of it. Do it, or get cheated on, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not a month from now, maybe not a year from now, but eventually he will get sick of your prude ass and find his own sex elsewhere. It's normal, you're not "destroying your body" if you really believe you love the guy and it's going to work out, he's the only one that's gonna have access to your body, shouldn't matter at that point right? Maybe women that don't "enjoy" sex should be kept an eye on, what's the body being saved for? See how that works? Tip 6 is hardware, men like power tools, men need places to store their powertools. Buy him a toolbox, a big one, one where everything's got a place. He'll be more happy for years to come, every time he looks at that tool box he'll think of you, and anytime he slides it open he'll think of sliding you open. That's a good thing, better he think about sliding you open and not about sliding any one else open, right? Tip 7 and the last tip we'll go over, cars. Men take pride in their vehicle. If he likes trucks but you don't want him to have a truck, nut up and let him buy a truck, it's not like as a man he'll be getting any use out of your great Prius idea or that your Prius idea will help the environment in any way shape or form unless every human switches to driving one. That ain't happening any time soon, so truck it is. If your man likes sports cars, let him save up to get a sports car, no harm in it right? He learns about money management, and you don't have to teach him how to not spend all your savings on beer, because chances are he'll be slowing down the drinking a bit because he just got your permission to save up for the car of his dreams and he wants it yesterday but he can't, he gotta save money. If he likes your Prius idea and agrees with you, he's lying, and healthy relationships don't allow for lying to a scale as large as thinking a Prius is a good option, he's lying big time, leave his ass. If he prefers small Asian brand cars as big as the cardboard box your TV came in or any form of minivan, he's a bastard, he's not a real man, and you should leave him. There it is, understanding a man, simplified.

Vendettex bitch you crazy

Angsty Tantrum you're not wrong

In your knee?

+Connor Laverty In your sweetroll.

+Haritaci Joe how can I do that when its be stolen?

+HULK THE FINAL what d? I could have a vag for all you know

+HULK THE FINAL maybe I'm just doing a lot of cocain and this shits getting to my head

I'd love it if it did lol

2016 was 4 years ago dude the whole “Imagine if this happened in current year” is just as cringe as the “guys it’s current year”shit lefties did. Update your meme boi

@@markanthony4546 5 years ago

I don't get it

Already are lol

Palma handerson the hairy 5 and the 2 twins that swing below

Yea… THAT’S why. 👌

That's the reason why and not because of the way u ate

Damn surprised your fuking all six

Doesn't she cheat on you ?

I'm sorry man but... that would make 110% xD

@@funnyvanessafunny 120 learn math

@@haylenjordan2938 Never knew that 80+30 added up to 120 xD

Yeah, if you listen to this fuckin band then there’s no way you can do simple math.

@@EddieMachetti everyone makes mistakes. So don't go spread hate if you're here as well. This "fucking" band makes money because of your views on here... and you're only here to spread hate. The joke's definitely on you.

Phobia shared it instead of keeping it like J Law said in Mother!

cause she's a bitch

YEAH RIGHT !!! LOLOL

I know the band didn't do anything

She's killing the band for no reason. Her husband was a homeless mafia member in Iceland.

HarryGinn4Eva They say it in the lyrics: she's so f*ckin stupid, haha!

TheBeastlygrrl xD and she's a bitch

Matthew McCoy Damn right!

rollerman95 Im sure they did something to her they just don't show itor explain it, and u don't like it cuz ur a guy and there is a womangetting her revenge for whatever they did to her

Lori Wise /sarcasm yes that is exactly what they were going for: sexism.

Here's the link to it. . . www.lyricsfreak.com/m/macabre+ministrels/the+cat+came+back_20762852.html

i think she censored the song

That songs older, this is their comedic version

Stephanie Pike The girls r hotties..

Neither was I but here we are and I love it-

Yeah I was expecting a “BITCH” girlfriend to keep bothering them/him

don't forget to grab your coat.

YOU'RE IGNORANT.

She was gathering data, testing & retesting results. It is now "Scientific Theory" of a Deadman

@@raygowan1968 OMG😂😂😂

Not just a Theory...a Deadman Theory

Hsd me in the first half, not gonna lie...

because Tyler and her had a thing and she became overly obsessed with him and he didn't find that too attractive...

if she could sneak in to kill them why didn't she just sneak in and give them the gift

it was Because They Wrote This Song And Called her a Stupid Bitch

Daniel Serba I can explain in one word: Woman

What are you doing

Same

You absolute dipshit! I love it too ^^

Kristie Robinson that's a feminine's personality

Kristie Robinson it's cos in the vid the girl dated the lead singer and became obsessed which he didn't find attractive so I guess she killed his band members one by one for suspense before killing the dude that rejected her or wtv

kaina michael myers has a daughter confirmed!!!

Ultimate Gaming “feminine’s personality” how dumb are you?

Ignorance is bliss

+southerncajuncharm oh man. I was so gonna comment that till you said that lol

Landon Arthon it really is concerning..c'mon guys i'm serious

***** that's even worse than me.

***** I just torture people mentally so there isn't enough evidence to sue me.

***** Or two?

Your not late brother! Men arrive when we dam good and ready... cheers

No one cares. Stop clout chasing.

My mom loves this song, too. :)

@@milesmatheson1142 why you upset that women are not offended by this song?

@@milesmatheson1142 someone hasnt felt the tender loving touch of a woman. wonder why

@@btsht394 because shes a bitqch lmao. someone is insecurei and projecting unto an innocent man i wonder why oh look same game can be played ya stuqpid fuqck!

Some people just wake up to be offended. Fuck em!

It's gotten worse in 2019. Cant wait to see next year

@@showingnebula89 Oh, yeah! When Trump gets reelected, the left is going to fucking explode! Got plenty of ammo though, so if they get stupid around my area it would not end well for them.

My stalker was offended by this!

@@Enonymouse_Tell your stalker to go fuck himself!

lol

ou man good idea thanks :D

dragondagger24 same Shit! she's back! grab the rifle!!

Wow.

I only came across this track like 3 days ago and still listening. So stupid but so funny 😂

I hate the original song this was based off of , it talks about cruelty to animals , which is something I am violently opposed to

Lol. They do look alike

Ikr haha

Exactly!

That's what I got out of it.

nah dude it aint that deep, its just a funny song

aquamarine ancient soul I believe so…

yes

I think Sonic DOES like Amy, just not in the way Amy likes him. i feel like he does see her as a friend...

What up

Eh you shouldn't be offended lol

Hannah Rebel same

just don't be a psycho stalker

Maybe if he wasn’t a fuckboy she wouldn’t have to stalk him

XD

😂

9876 the cats won...

Something like that!

LOL not even a one night stand. A obsessive relationship/fantasy from her post on Fakebook. They never met her, didn't even know she existed. Her fan girl art got damped in front of her, by the gate keeper, at a invite only party she tried to talk her way in to. So clearly she needs to stalk and kill them all, a love story really. prophetic, Pound Me Too! moment before there was a Me2. :)

@@mattstorey7256 Why do sexist men always shit on the Me Too movement?

@@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323 Well if I was sexist, maybe I would have a sexist view point to tell you. All I can tell you, is from a believer of freedom, liberty and justice loving viewpoint. Pound me too! espouses the concept of guilty until proven innocent, that is anathema to justice or freedom. Our legal system is based on the concept of innocent until PROVEN guilty (not accused of guilt). Pound me too! is in essence a high tech lynch mob, they have a woman point a finger and say "bad man, sic him", then mobs of other women and simp men attempt to ruin his life, without a simple trial or usually shred of evidence. Ask the blacks that lived under Jim Crow laws what it was like, that is the role Feminists of the Pound me too! movement (movement in the sense of "Nazism" was a movement) relegate for any male they find inconvenient. I find it ironic that anyone that don't like Pound me too's! viewpoint or it's gestapo type antics, is automatically branded a "sexist man" without allowing him a opinion on the matter. So much for "tolerance". The most powerful natural right of any organism or person is self preservation. Any male that can't see what PM2 is about is in essence suicidal or willfully ignorant. What PM2 does is attempt to exterminate a person and make them a non-entity without the expediency of a trial or a chance to do the most fundamental building block of justice *face your accuser*, they snipe from the shadows instead. Stunningly brave and empowered indeed.

I guess that bitch was crazy also

uh huhh i call bullshit!

​@@IsraelCountryCube over a monk telling him an age old saying? "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is old as fuck. Also why wouldn't a religious person know this? It's not like they come out of the womb bald and wearing brown robes

Same omg

+Bryce Petitt a pyschpath thats who

exactly i literally dropped my jaw, when i saw that. Then there's the end

Bryce Petitt that bitch was on a freackin mission

yea a mission

You probably electrocuted your slaves feller. Roll tide

LMAOOO LITERALLY