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@DANEMAN5
@DANEMAN5 3 года назад
Friend of a friend told his therapist about cum town. And the therapist said, “yeah I’ve heard. From many of my patients…” I haven’t laughed like that in a bit good god.
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran 2 года назад
I really hope this is true.
@clockworkking777
@clockworkking777 2 года назад
@@ZeranZeran This is the greatest moment in cumtown history if that is true.
@yehheapsmadaybut
@yehheapsmadaybut Год назад
Was this true?
@GeoffreyBronson
@GeoffreyBronson 9 месяцев назад
@@yehheapsmadaybuthow the fuck would we find out dude?
@TruStoogeDrew.
@TruStoogeDrew. 7 месяцев назад
Funniest thing I’ve ever heard
@coolman9i6
@coolman9i6 Год назад
I told my therapist i had a foot fetish because of something that happened to me when i was a child then she stopped wearing shoes and socks in our sessions. 3 months later her husband calls me and tells me hes gonna kill me. This isn’t even a bit this literally happened
@penguano5514
@penguano5514 Год назад
fully commit to the bit and ruin his marriage
@rorke6092
@rorke6092 Год назад
yeah but did you do her feet
@sonice9020
@sonice9020 10 месяцев назад
yes but why did you omit the fact you have schizophrenia
@coolman9i6
@coolman9i6 10 месяцев назад
@@sonice9020 loving that the only video you have on your channel is the most schizophrenic shit ive ever seen. Guess you’re projecting
@antonioreconquistador
@antonioreconquistador 6 месяцев назад
Imagine having a the-rapist Let alone marrying one lmfao
@putthebunnybackinthebox
@putthebunnybackinthebox 3 года назад
“You should be depressed” That is actually a very valid observation.
@Ma0Matthew47
@Ma0Matthew47 3 года назад
So brutal but funny 😂
@sixthgear5874
@sixthgear5874 3 года назад
I can’t believe a woman would actually want to listen to this autistic fucking podcast 😂
@juwebles4352
@juwebles4352 2 года назад
@@sixthgear5874 Autism is not gender specific
@treyjetson5320
@treyjetson5320 2 года назад
Im actually impressed with how not depressed he is.
@billzsigray1504
@billzsigray1504 2 года назад
He is he just pretends he’s positive. It’s why he crumbles immediately under any actual criticism or anything less than complete gassing up.
@tpmmpt
@tpmmpt 2 года назад
The idea of a kid with downs watching his father play catch with another kid and seem to enjoy it better than playing catch with him is probably the most depressing thing I’ve heard in a long time…. And I’m laughing my ass off at it
@OnPointFirearms
@OnPointFirearms 2 года назад
Way too funny. And true.
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran 2 года назад
This literally happens in an episode of King Of The Hill, where Hank starts hanging out with Joseph and getting him into sports Poor Bobby. Couldn't even be gay with his own dad.
@alo4912
@alo4912 3 года назад
I remember when stav first announced he had a therapist. Stav- "Ive been going to a therapist" Nick- "Do you guys kiss?"
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 2 года назад
When Stav said ‘no,’ Nick stopped looking into therapy
@nortonman5238
@nortonman5238 2 года назад
What's his name
@metsoIomita
@metsoIomita 3 года назад
“Your therapist being like would you say that’s sick or it’s gay?”
@LeoSkyro
@LeoSkyro 3 года назад
4:50 that's an all time Stav laugh
@eight_hundred_eighteen
@eight_hundred_eighteen 3 месяца назад
6:37 as well
@smokestacksband
@smokestacksband 3 года назад
All jokes aside I do think that this podcast has significantly made my life worse
@samschiller3813
@samschiller3813 3 года назад
How naive and innocent were you beforehand?
@dt4236
@dt4236 3 года назад
in what way?
@Key_highway
@Key_highway 3 года назад
Also you’re gay
@dayman9432
@dayman9432 3 года назад
why the fuck did i start listening to this shit? really makes me want to die
@lean4real_11
@lean4real_11 3 года назад
@@dayman9432 why is that?
@rg9810
@rg9810 3 года назад
"I don't like it, because I'm not good at it"- every human being ever
@SladeBallard
@SladeBallard 3 года назад
now if only more humans realized that instead of becoming youtube critics
@cinemacynic980
@cinemacynic980 3 года назад
"Adam had to save Jews from antisemitism - before he helped a dear friend"
@lf3boss
@lf3boss 2 года назад
The bit at 4:38 made me weep with laughter holy shit I don’t know if I’m just depressed as hell but nothing has made me laugh like that since my wife left
@finished6267
@finished6267 2 года назад
So rad when my wife leaves.
@iangpark
@iangpark 3 года назад
deep ewotionaw wift
@eight_hundred_eighteen
@eight_hundred_eighteen 3 месяца назад
"Instead my mom would cry and dwink."
@juvenoiachild7675
@juvenoiachild7675 3 года назад
"Other patients told their therapist about cumtown" Imagine telling them you listen to a podcast about not being gay
@NotOwenR
@NotOwenR Год назад
6:14 Nick nearly slips into Tucker Carlson for a second
@dontdothngs
@dontdothngs 2 года назад
i want to try therapy again so i can tell my therapist about cumtown
@glennmatthews758
@glennmatthews758 2 года назад
0:12 I love the implication that for the past year, amongst the three of them, someone has asked if anyone can hang out only on three separate occasions, and all three of them came from Nick.
@Ray_D_Tutto
@Ray_D_Tutto Год назад
Nick and Adam hangout every week Stav just stays shut up with his roommate stuffing his face.
@fajile5109
@fajile5109 3 года назад
The double seagall was unexpected but cool
@floppycopy1284
@floppycopy1284 3 года назад
Damn bro Nick sounds so much better than he does now in the first clip
@sethwalker8284
@sethwalker8284 3 года назад
@@dylancounte1448 Nicholas sounds much healthier in the first clip of this video than he sounds doing the current shows of Cum Town on Spotify and Patreon.
@SoulshineWavy
@SoulshineWavy 3 года назад
@@sethwalker8284 “Nicolas” was a nice comedic touch
@bobcostas6272
@bobcostas6272 3 года назад
4:38 is the funniest shit ever
@gitman3486
@gitman3486 2 года назад
I love the idea of Nick as a therapist ruining Stav's brain for fun
@CeramicShot
@CeramicShot 2 года назад
3:27 Stav thinking a rubik's cube has four sides is super cute.
@over8124
@over8124 2 года назад
0:47 Nick is the only person in history who could’ve ever come up with this
@asdfmovie6820
@asdfmovie6820 2 года назад
hi
@over8124
@over8124 2 года назад
@@asdfmovie6820 🫦
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran 2 года назад
why so seeeeerdyus that was amazing
@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages
It's the kind of dumb joke that you come up with in between episodes of depression and anxiety that leaves you laughing despite how dumb it is.
@DrBachur
@DrBachur 2 года назад
"Your therapist being like 'Would you say that's sick or it's gay?'"
@alt-tiztik
@alt-tiztik 2 года назад
These are the only guys I can relate to and they would hate me.
@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages
There is a noticeable drop in the quality of my mental health whenever I rediscover this podcast.
@jillsandwitch67
@jillsandwitch67 Год назад
lol true
@lebulle4544
@lebulle4544 3 года назад
imagine being straight and going to therapy
@dethkon
@dethkon 3 года назад
My old therapist was a 9. Must’ve been only a couple of years older than me, because she was still going to Therapy School to get more degrees. And she would like, express extreme sympathy for all of this crazy traumatic stuff I went through; sometimes we’d cry together. I wanted to hit SO bad you can’t even imagine.
@ariel-bird
@ariel-bird 3 года назад
@@dethkon "Pretending to not be gay"
@benclemens2736
@benclemens2736 3 года назад
@@dethkon what was his name?
@dethkon
@dethkon 3 года назад
@@benclemens2736 Lol it was Dr. Katz. The squiggly lines around him got me rock fuckin hard.
@neverforever4787
@neverforever4787 3 года назад
@@dethkon kinda sounds like DiCaprio and Vera Farmiga in The Departed
@brennanneaton3062
@brennanneaton3062 2 года назад
Nick just subtly and genuinely implying that stavros is simply too dumb for therapy is one of the most insulting/funny moments
@theskycavedin
@theskycavedin 3 года назад
Nick gets mad at a Jew thinking he might be anti-Jew so decides to be openly anti-Jew
@Bignasty10lbs
@Bignasty10lbs 2 года назад
it makes perfect sense in his spectrum ass brain
@SanchoDomingo_
@SanchoDomingo_ 2 года назад
7:22 that’s literally an Always Sunny in Philadelphia sketch 😂
@titlewave489
@titlewave489 3 года назад
*THE AIR SMELLS IONIZED.*
@T800-z4h
@T800-z4h 3 года назад
4:45 stavs laugh lmao 🤣
@mattbritz5066
@mattbritz5066 3 года назад
Amazing laugh
@12345Yeah
@12345Yeah Год назад
@@mattbritz5066 amazingly annoying
@lugie69
@lugie69 3 года назад
Nick sounded like Jesse Pinkman at 1:22
@Gromp
@Gromp 2 года назад
Nick is slowly becoming his Tucker impression
@FumblsTheSniper
@FumblsTheSniper Год назад
My friend brings up how during Covid I worked 12 hour shifts listening to cum town and religious conspiracy videos. Usually to say he’s glad I’m doing better.
@rayne6719
@rayne6719 Год назад
The call it BetterHelp because "this better help or I'm loading my AR-15"
@ThumpingThromnambular
@ThumpingThromnambular 3 года назад
I should ask my therapist if he's heard of cumtown.
@bobsondugnutt9466
@bobsondugnutt9466 3 года назад
Noita fuckin rocks
@limabeats2389
@limabeats2389 2 года назад
Damn. I had a psychotic break 2 days ago. I can confirm that only the mentally ill love this podcast
@jimmyfairplay
@jimmyfairplay 3 года назад
When he said HaLuigi I thought he was going in another direction and it would be holocaust denier Luigi. Turns out that’s just regular WaLuigi and it’s why he’s never invited to be in Smash.
@pikachuclasico2366
@pikachuclasico2366 3 года назад
I wanna hear nicks take on BetterHelp
@versebuchanan512
@versebuchanan512 2 года назад
Tbf, Blood Meridian is my favorite novel
@j.d.8162
@j.d.8162 3 года назад
Therapy is good, always helped me out. And yes, I am gay
@j.d.8162
@j.d.8162 3 года назад
@@dylancounte1448 midwit?
@SoulshineWavy
@SoulshineWavy 3 года назад
Therapy is bad, take it from me, a guy who’s never been in it
@themostdiabolicalhater5986
@themostdiabolicalhater5986 Год назад
Some mysteries solve themselves
@LouKessler
@LouKessler 3 года назад
No therapy, we die like men.
@IHJello
@IHJello 3 года назад
Been thinking of buying this game.. perfect way to test it out
@StevenSeagull
@StevenSeagull 3 года назад
It rules but it’s quite hard and pretty complicated. I’d watch some tutorials before picking it up so you’re not going in blind
@IHJello
@IHJello 3 года назад
@@StevenSeagull Steam summer sale might as well. Just finished Blasphemous; a metriodvania dark souls like game i got during the sale.
@kaitiehatcher4359
@kaitiehatcher4359 3 года назад
Whats the name?
@duncanurquhart5278
@duncanurquhart5278 2 года назад
7:02 literally a IASIP bit lol
@P_steez
@P_steez 3 года назад
Respect
@brettuhl7818
@brettuhl7818 2 года назад
Stav seems like a cool person to hangout with
@BIacklce
@BIacklce 2 года назад
im just self-pissed
@outoftunebro21
@outoftunebro21 Год назад
nick dropping the Garry Larsen got me good, absolutely sick pull.
@sethfisher1326
@sethfisher1326 3 года назад
Been celibate for about a year and the "I'm done having sex" song has become my mantra Also I am talking about being celibate for gay sex, because I'm gay
@monguskooklord7867
@monguskooklord7867 Год назад
Hell yeah dude
@asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550
@asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550 3 года назад
Stavros the Mastermind
@MrSh4des
@MrSh4des 3 года назад
It sounds gay but working out, being productive, finding God, being in nature, and having a good community is the best therapy. The problem is having the discipline to pursue these things.
@floorijzerman
@floorijzerman 3 года назад
Note to self: join your local militia
@MrSh4des
@MrSh4des 3 года назад
@@floorijzerman militias are illegal in communist dictatorships.
@floorijzerman
@floorijzerman 3 года назад
@@MrSh4des oh i'm Dutch, so you're 100% accurate
@MrSh4des
@MrSh4des 3 года назад
@@floorijzerman I'm Canadian lol
@johnnymartinez478
@johnnymartinez478 3 года назад
@@floorijzerman militia are a bunch of boomer blue pulled retarfd who love Israel. And 1 fed I know I tried to join
@vinchenzo2502
@vinchenzo2502 2 года назад
I really wish you guys would bring up Blood Meridian again. That's my favorite book
@cheesetownboatrepairmainte2101
All of cormacs books are what I fantasize about being
@crisptomato9495
@crisptomato9495 2 месяца назад
That poor therapist having to deal with multiple CumTown fans lol.
@ethanhenderson5901
@ethanhenderson5901 Год назад
Shoutout Blood Meridian for real
@JoeMama-mg5dk
@JoeMama-mg5dk 3 года назад
I went to a therapist for my aggressive sexism and hyperactive libido. I don't know what she was saying because i had her bent over that gay little coach for the whole hour in my head. Best 200 i ever spent
@finished6267
@finished6267 2 года назад
So you're a chick?
@0110-d6s
@0110-d6s 2 года назад
What if you have both down syndrome and irishness? Do they stack or nullify each other?
@themostdiabolicalhater5986
@themostdiabolicalhater5986 Год назад
They stack multiplicatively. Therapy actually worsens your mental state
@cupofjoe1788
@cupofjoe1788 3 года назад
Cuntown turned me gay
@travus111
@travus111 3 года назад
Noita is tight
@AZOMBIERYO
@AZOMBIERYO 3 года назад
The rapey
@terrybates9874
@terrybates9874 Год назад
The thought of Adam going to therapy is gross
@MinecraftGuys0
@MinecraftGuys0 3 года назад
that's sick
@maxjamesfashion
@maxjamesfashion 3 года назад
Therapy, amirite?
@thehuff8898
@thehuff8898 2 года назад
Nick is like, the opposite of a therapist. He'll just tell you how it is. Therapists are like sciences priests
@holly1528
@holly1528 Год назад
so would you say that that's "sick" or "gay"?
@hotepmichaeldouglas5258
@hotepmichaeldouglas5258 3 года назад
I'm more gay than that gay actor Michael Douglas
@birdofj
@birdofj 2 года назад
Can anyone help me find the ep where they have a guest who keeps trying to convince Nick to go to therapy?
@xaviermoreau-raymond9269
@xaviermoreau-raymond9269 3 года назад
Hell yea
@zachflame123
@zachflame123 Год назад
Just checking in. I'm still gay
@anthonyn1157
@anthonyn1157 Год назад
Damn skippy
@samangelo2208
@samangelo2208 3 года назад
Hell yeah dude
@unclecraigscasita
@unclecraigscasita 2 месяца назад
0:47 we are so back
@JR-hi9bu
@JR-hi9bu 3 года назад
Nick is right about therapy though. Funny seeing Stavros, morbidly obese with teeth dropping out of his head, insist upon therapy as if it makes any difference
@SockMonkeyPal7
@SockMonkeyPal7 2 года назад
I want to die too. COINCIDENCE!?
@JohnDoe-ix6my
@JohnDoe-ix6my 3 года назад
4:38
@WarmodeEngaged
@WarmodeEngaged 3 года назад
I went to the rapey.... and now im gay!!
@brettsilbaugh2696
@brettsilbaugh2696 2 года назад
4:51
@nickelback3360
@nickelback3360 3 года назад
The down syndrome therapy bit sounds a little too real...
@z.c
@z.c 3 года назад
6:36
@robertkidnley93
@robertkidnley93 3 года назад
Omg 😂
@CrackerBarrelKid54
@CrackerBarrelKid54 3 года назад
Therapy is both gay and nice
@doctor_fill
@doctor_fill 8 месяцев назад
4:50 ded
@josephisafan
@josephisafan 3 года назад
why the fuck did i get into noita now
@StevenSeagull
@StevenSeagull 3 года назад
Because it’s an extremely good game
@Fundjin
@Fundjin 3 года назад
I don't know if this show produces more homophobia or produces more gay jokes.
@phatase1608
@phatase1608 3 года назад
Two sides of the same sensual coin
@P_steez
@P_steez 3 года назад
We love the gays here
@SoulshineWavy
@SoulshineWavy 3 года назад
Nah man. This is a pro gay show. “Cum town” is a gay acceptance movement
@imgaybut1346
@imgaybut1346 3 года назад
this show produces gay people who are also homophobic
@kingt0295
@kingt0295 3 года назад
@@imgaybut1346 if you’re actually gay and not being wildly homophobic in every social setting you deserve that bussy taken from you
@user-im4wl2ci5n
@user-im4wl2ci5n 3 года назад
2:29
@meantime69
@meantime69 Год назад
Dwink
@mattnoyes6513
@mattnoyes6513 3 года назад
"You deserve to be happy, but you shouldn't be." goddamn dude that one hurts
@bobcostas6272
@bobcostas6272 3 года назад
Hell yeah dude
@j69199
@j69199 2 года назад
I've been hooked on this podcast for years, then this week I was just diagnosed with Autism... It all makes sense now 😆
@TheTrillaTron
@TheTrillaTron 3 года назад
Deep emotional wift
@thebeegfoot
@thebeegfoot 2 года назад
Stav’s laugh at 4:50 is probably my favorite of all time.
@12345Yeah
@12345Yeah Год назад
Horrific
@carlanderton3rd
@carlanderton3rd Год назад
9:41 "Pretending... to... not... be... gay." Lmfao
@HaIsKuL
@HaIsKuL 3 года назад
You're me therapy, Steven. xoxo
@versebuchanan512
@versebuchanan512 2 года назад
Tbf, Blood Meridian is my favorite novel
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