These Companies Are Stealing Our Merch (So We Bought It)

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These Stores stole our Merch Design... so we gave them money?
🥒 GET THE JOE PIN : shirtz.cool/joepin
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@coldones 4 года назад

GIVE US YOUR SOULS! 🥒 GET THE JOE PIN : shirtz.cool/joepin ♿️ GET THE JOE SHIRT: shirtz.cool/products/joe-tee

@sammyxv7020 4 года назад

Kinky

@mallowmallow2070 4 года назад

Does it come with rope and a mug?

@eTurd 4 года назад

You should make cucumber joe wheelchair rims

@vactv9282 4 года назад

i bought a cutlery apple shirt and its now the nicest and dumbest thing i own. props on the quality tho boys! fit is nice as well

@-blacktabs- 4 года назад

Lemme get a bootleg tho

@tompalmer6379 4 года назад

Imagine being an 8 year old child working in a sweat shop on 5 cents an hour and you are told to make a Cucumber Joe bootleg dog bandana

@arthurfleck6762 4 года назад

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@derrickrose5870 4 года назад

legit tho bruhh

@sodiumqueen 4 года назад

5 cents/hour? Thats way too generous

@internetivan 4 года назад

XOTWOD

@tompalmer6379 4 года назад

@@sodiumqueen more like 5 cents a day and a beating every time cucumber Richard is accidentally printed

@sumisauce1164 4 года назад

wow didn't even link the companies so we can't support piracy :(

@sumisauce1164 4 года назад

@annie's big day 😳

@mcpickles9319 4 года назад

the funny has left

@500nicko 4 года назад

These double standards amirite

@nowayomanwhatisthis9492 4 года назад

@@mcpickles9319 I dislike minorities

@Backtrack3332 4 года назад

Most of it seems to be from RedBubble

@bec1290 4 года назад

imagine your whole wardrobe being just different variations of cucumber joe tshirts

@m4rvelous23 4 года назад

Bec yes

@OblockTweaker 4 года назад

Bec yes

@johnnyjoestar4424 4 года назад

Bec yes

@LILSOULX 4 года назад

@johnnyjoestar4424 4 года назад

soulless delete your coment

@maxmoesh 4 года назад

every cold ones video: "Do you remember buying that?" "No."

@turbosoggy6767 3 года назад

The less they remember the better

@emalinu 3 года назад

kinda makes it funnier

@Salmonella4Skin 4 года назад

I don't ever want to hear "cucumber" and "joe" in a sentence together after all of this.

@cupofcow9645 4 года назад

Ok ellen

@_knownasjack_ 4 года назад

Ok ellen

@gelo5861 4 года назад

Ok ellen

@rudlum7250 3 года назад

Ok ellen

@OliverFlinn 3 года назад

Hey, you want some cucumber, joe?

@dom19945 4 года назад

I can't believe people are making counterfeit Cold Ones merch.

@Joseph-ts5yz 4 года назад

Like it isn't scuffed enough

@will-1am 4 года назад

Its probably mostly bots

@itzwoody1649 4 года назад

William bots are designing and producing clothing nowadays? Crazy world

@will-1am 4 года назад

@@itzwoody1649 yeah, check out r/TargetedShirts on Reddit, lots of crappy bot designed shirts.

@bobbymalone2039 4 года назад

@@itzwoody1649 yes lol that's a real thing

@fearlesspupil2565 4 года назад

5:34 That transition made me change my pants

@adamfriebele3625 4 года назад

So good

@adrianvaldes8100 4 года назад

It actually starts in 5:17

@diogenes_prod 4 года назад

same

@Relemsis 4 года назад

this is the best edit work I have ever seen in a youtube video

@thog4529 4 года назад

You know what song that plays before it?

@joeyk3134 Год назад

The idea that someone somewhere probably ordered memorial pictures for their dogs and instead got "I am Joe Cucumber" made me almost throw up laughing.

@SKFSTETSHT 3 года назад

Just imagine being the original artist max and chad hired and now youre seeing random knock offs of what was probably the dumbest design you’ve been commissioned to do.

@ShatteredGlass916 3 года назад

The worst part is those knockoff people probably didn't know Cold Ones, late alone the original Fiverr artist. So the dude probably hella confused as to why these knockoffs that looks awfully similar to one of your comissions just exploded

@fryadalh630 Год назад

that:´s so funny

@Jazsle_ 4 года назад

that bottle transition was the best fkn editing i've ever damn seen.

@brianfugate2446 4 года назад

I like how a rip off of pickle Rick has rip offs itself.

@Th3Treasoner 4 года назад

Bootlegception.

@BoothyDeez 4 года назад

Most people: THEY STOLE MY PRODUCT. IM GONNAAAAA SUEEE THEM Chad and max: MMMMM CONTENT

@lucasgrover9416 4 года назад

Thought the same thing 😂

@sebastiangamezgodoy3172 4 года назад

Eddy burback

@zanehoover1060 4 года назад

@Blushi The Sushi idc where they got it from, point is. They're taking something they could've been dicks about, and flipping it. It doesn't matter who did it first, they have their own style and taste just like mark

@gagechase1413 3 года назад

it’s cucumber joe

@chadwell69 3 года назад

I don't think they can sue

@user-yy1qf2yk4z 4 года назад

I like how they just don't remember what they ordered

@jakubr2769 4 года назад

it's been 6 months for them, I'd forget some of the stuff too, especially that they probably ordered some stuff during this time too

@skybingus 4 года назад

Redbubble takes ages to deliver

@ilikevideos4868 4 года назад

@@jakubr2769 Plus their brains are all fucky due to all the alcohol and drugs

@djsemxd 4 года назад

@@jakubr2769 Cucumber Joe only dropped 3 and a bit months ago. Assuming they filmed this video say a week after that, then it took 2 weeks to edit and upload - it was MAX 2.5 months between the 2 halves of the video.

@hair_sauce6472 4 года назад

dementia sucks bro

@andydiggydeesmoothiii1926 4 года назад

Hands down the best time-passing transition I’ve ever seen.

@t_f_weston 3 года назад

Their editor is actually soo good. Very under rated. Hope he gets a lot of credit. All the videos editing impressed me.

@manofspice 4 года назад

I like how Max is continuing his breakfast intro on cold ones too

@23nathankelli 4 года назад

Orange juice

@bigdaddyswagmoney 4 года назад

Lay's Green Onion crisps

@surpriseraisin5892 4 года назад

Beans

@xwkshfrajerze1083 4 года назад

fried egg fried egg

@theoneandonlyluk7970 4 года назад

@@xwkshfrajerze1083 waffles

@DaaFreestyle 4 года назад

5:36 that transition tho

@danielryan2452 4 года назад

Literally put on the cucumber Joe shirt this morning. Great coincidence.

@protatotv 4 года назад

I’m wearing it now lol

@Addysuun 4 года назад

Same

@1chrisramirez 4 года назад

Same shit is some of the best merch I’ve ever bought

@dinkledord7026 4 года назад

simp

@Danamous 4 года назад

U wear that in public?

@WodernWarfareTree 4 года назад

I’m a little late to the vid on account of me being busier than a cucumber in a women’s prison

@smokeyjoe291 3 года назад

what’s that a reference to, it’s gonna bother me now lol

@lightmorrison5404 3 года назад

@@smokeyjoe291 ask your parents to explain the joke

@smokeyjoe291 3 года назад

@@lightmorrison5404 i got the joke, i just forgot that it was a reference to this video lol

@pigmentpeddler5811 2 года назад

@@smokeyjoe291 more like dopey joe

@swishyfish2003 3 года назад

All other youtubers: “I can’t say this word because I’ll get demonetized :(“ Max and Chad all in one video: “penis, aids, isis, corona virus, fuck” all while throwing knives and clearly drinking alcohol. It’s amazing this channel is still around, and I’m going to enjoy every minute of it.

@TheNicksta72 4 года назад

Cucumber joe is probably one of the greatest ideas I’ve ever seen

4 года назад

funniest shit ive ever seen

@esteb0t 4 года назад

that’s sad

@noahbarton2809 4 года назад

Esteban Salcedo nah cucumber joe is this generations Jesus

@altgreen817 4 года назад

steel joe from american dad and cucumber from Rick and morty. SO ORIGINAL

@noahbarton2809 4 года назад

alt green I know right!? Best idea ever! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

@QuarterFrost 4 года назад

Just in time to for me to lose some braincells while I dine.

@AxxLAfriku 4 года назад

HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record RU-vid videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear fif

@drew25000 4 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku did anybody ask?

@allcaps9734 4 года назад

Love the icon fiftyk is a legend

@yagababa6319 4 года назад

exactly

@Calthecool 4 года назад

You might as well give Scott a mic at this point.

@armouredcat2369 3 года назад

@rogeez579 4 года назад

Ah yes, the look of disbelief when Max realizes after decades of opening children's cardboard he's gained some strength in his muscles.

@splonko9788 3 года назад

Max here: *$1400 AUD!?!?* Max now, spending $5,000 AUD on a king Bach animation: *ONLY A SPOONFUL CHAD*

@zacharykennedy4045 4 года назад

i feel so bad for the sweatshop workers who get 12 cents a day to make bootleg "cucumber Joe" merch

@blooburri 2 года назад

12 cents?? Thats waayyy to generous, more like 12 cents a year ☠️☠️

@zak7886 4 года назад

i havent bursted out laughing in a while.. when the orders got mixed up and u said someone got a cucumber joe thing i died lmfao

@literallyleo 4 года назад

3:47 yo props to the editor for making the model frown

@Max25670 4 года назад

When you realize Cold Ones have filmed most of their vids months in advance.

@meh.9605 4 года назад

2:58 I love how some are so far removed they became "I'm joe"

@gmarcepr488 4 года назад

Chad just pronounced UNICEF as "UNIKEF", wtf Chad

@thomasshaughnessy9023 4 года назад

Chad has proven that he's worthy of the name Chad

@als_pals 4 года назад

UniCHEF

@scenenuf 4 года назад

@Cara M bet me to it hahaha

@marqussaidso Год назад

Imagine going to the thrift store and seeing an entire isle dedicated to black cucumber joe tshirts💀

@bradypotter8389 3 года назад

oh my lord, i’m gassed and just got so deep into that transition... it was amazing

@elinorniemi6487 4 года назад

can we get an aubergine joe

@asperosity8466 4 года назад

aubergine meg

@emileewatson4845 4 года назад

auberjoe

@kobod 4 года назад

Aubergina

@azzlackguhnter5635 4 года назад

Aubergine Peter Aubergeter

@pon7630 4 года назад

I want joji spoon version of the shirt!!

@jakubr2769 4 года назад

Max be like: "nau Chad, pout that doun"

@CompactRisk 4 года назад

You gave me a fucking heart attack

@jammose6208 4 года назад

B0ss

@jakubr2769 4 года назад

@@CompactRisk read "" at loud

@beausexualaf8525 4 года назад

loved that editing with the bottle transition

@DeezNootz42069 4 года назад

Everyone..... we need to share as many videos as we can, this channel deserves to get all the attention and millions of views each video. This is one of the best channels on RU-vid.

@jigglephysics655 4 года назад

Imagine you paid a premium for some nice large dog stickers to decorate your room, you're really looking forward to it and when it finally arrives you instead get a massive sticker saying: "I'm joe cucumber" on it

@mindless6732 4 года назад

Literally just bought heaps of your cool shirtz clothes. Finally got the Dead Cool Jacket.

@Godsavethecrumpets 4 года назад

still no fluffy jacket :(

@majinpacks 4 года назад

Cool story bro

@purplepacks7175 4 года назад

I read this in an Australian accent and I don't know why, i guess I just assume your Australian because you said "heaps" in a sentence

@TCP_dizzy-kf6rx 4 года назад

11:02 I flinched at that😂

@bentheloner3642 4 года назад

The maxmoefoe food lore has expanded to cold ones

@Productions151 3 года назад

I personally believe this editing is second to none, keep it up boys.

@inderet4118 4 года назад

"We're gonna include these bootleg shirts in random orders" *rips a bootleg shirt and hoodie in half*

@slakzy7089 4 года назад

69 ur welcome

@SADBOYS1997 4 года назад

we all relate to the "flakey parts in our washing machine" been there

@enormousiserratic8276 4 года назад

5:16 -easily the best transition edit I’ve ever seen on a video

@trollsometimes9789 3 года назад

max and chad getting mad about stolen designs when they stole the designs from a mashup of 2 pop culture references is funny to me

@lukiboy5294 4 года назад

5:15 omg that zelda link to the past sound took me back, also best scene on youtube in any video, just a moment of peace and silence in this f up world. Thx Max

@mamodokod 4 года назад

AHHHH FINALLY ANOTHER COLD ONES VIDEO!!!!!

@wrongrabbit 4 года назад

5:36 That Link to the Past dark world transition sound effect... I felt that...

@thog4529 4 года назад

Oh my god dude holy fucking shit thank you I was going Insane because I couldn’t find where that was from because it was so familiar. But now I know where I knew it was from

@clumpclump 4 года назад

Idk how ima face another day, max really flexed the entire cucumber joe suit. I'll never be able to live up to those standards

@ivangongora6344 4 года назад

So nice of Chad to order clothes for the homeless man and open them together once it arrives. A true man of kindness

@CoolDrifty 4 года назад

Just the thought of someone ordering some dog art piece and getting “I’m joe cucumber” sticker had me in tears

@delatorre5827 4 года назад

I like how if you click on Max’s solo channel link in the description it takes you to some bloke who is teaching you how to download cydia.

@schmokehng 4 года назад

I have just got to say, COLD ONES EDITS ARE GOD-TIER!

@B1smarkk 4 года назад

Middle text: Thicc Max

@crabman5420 4 года назад

I'm dyslexic, so I'm waiting for the official "I'm JUCUMBER COE" merch.

@SLVGGER-ym9bw 3 года назад

Hey crabman

@crabman5420 3 года назад

@@SLVGGER-ym9bw Hey Joe

@supraguy4694 3 года назад

That transition with the empty bottle was god tier

@JomasterTheSecond 4 года назад

broke: suing the people who knock off your merchandise *_woke: buying the bootleg merchandise_*

@divinasi0n 4 года назад

13:59 Unlike Max, Chad was sadly only wearing one shirt at the time of this recording... and was hospitalized shortly afterwards.

@RG-FNR 4 года назад

This was hilarious. Much love to the whole cold ones team!

@acidfeelz Год назад

take a shot every time chads mic fucks up

@thedarklizardonx8178 4 года назад

5:18 favorite part of the video. Alluring music. Good editing. Alluring female shows up on screen. The sense of tension. This is perfection.

@thog4529 4 года назад

Do you know the name of the song that plays

@wick7201 4 года назад

“Ay it’s me counterfeit zucchini Charlie!” 🥒👍 13:14 I don’t think that would be the best idea now.

@quiteindeed6809 4 года назад

"Has to be the worst pirate I've ever seen."

@MusicIsMyAddictionx 4 года назад

I would like more bootleg merch for more expensive prices.

@fluffcake 2 года назад

They made a knock off of a knock off of a knock off. Incredible.

@juandelacruzv3722 4 года назад

I swear, I was just in shower thinking to myself "It's been a while since Cold Ones uploaded a vid" and then I come out & see this... Papa Bless you guys :)

@IllusionInHD 4 года назад

For my 21st birthday yesterday, I got 6 cold ones coolshirtz from my girlfriend; i think i am going to marry this woman someday thank you chad & max

@Nate-ll4do 4 года назад

That's lit

@Addysuun 4 года назад

HAHA YES

@grimlockthe1823 4 года назад

shes a fuckin keeper mate

@angelv2572 4 года назад

ABOUT FUCKING TIME I CAN LITERALLY REHEARSE YOU EVERY SINGLE VID OF COLD ONES BY NOW LMAO BRING MORE UPLOADS GIVE THE GOBLIN SOME MORE CONTENT

@bradendoan8844 4 года назад

1:03 damn that's a supra

@todo9633 3 месяца назад

The broccoli one should have said "I'm not Cucumber Joe"

@Mert_LeeMatttinson 4 года назад

I find it class that you guys review t-shirts sent from all over the world costing crazy money! When there's a t-shirt printing studio next door. 4D chess boys 4D chess played very well I like it!

@TreasuresGalore 4 года назад

I got an ad for a product called mosquito Joe while watching this video wtf

@muffin4641 2 года назад

Damn 2 years I'm old AF

@benhaas4537 3 года назад

I feel like “cucumber richard” is more of a play on pickle rick than a rip off of cucumber joe. 🤷‍♂️

@calcetinbt2265 4 года назад

Gex in the background is such a good detail

@Drewolo23 4 года назад

I really like the idea of some random lady taking out her stickers to see a big cucumber Joe sticker instead of her dog sticker.

@shitnamez2517 4 года назад

I like that Mac’s channel that is linked goes to channel about iPhone jailbreaking and only has 21 subs

@seanea1413 4 года назад

Me: Mum can I have cucumber joe T-shirt? Mum: we have cucumber joe T-shirt at home Cucumber joe T-shirt at home:

@GigaLordShinyMudkip1 4 года назад

2:11 Surprise guest appearance Zach Hadel from the creator Smiling Friends and Hellbenders.

@Melibond64 4 года назад

I wish more people came to do an interview... Cold Ones is really the only interview channel I feel good when watching on RU-vid nowadays. Or any content on youtube, period... It's genuine, and I miss genuine videos. I'm legit sad that youtube is going down its own agenda of a rabbit hole.

@willkratzenberg2852 3 года назад

gotta love the teleportation sound effect from link to the past at 5:37

@pewdiepieusa 4 года назад

It's been 3 weeks >:(

@slavikoak8586 4 года назад

10:08 chad should be happy it wasn’t max throwing up milk on him

@sax8592 4 года назад

Or water (Recent Gaming Vid)

@DeezNootz42069 4 года назад

I want more content please.

@outsider_in 4 года назад

max & chad: "yeah we're just gonna be buying shirts can you make it interesting tho?" the editors: _"It's free real estate."_

@CollinGill7 4 года назад

wanna say thanks to scott and the cool shirtz crew for not saving payment info on site, i already had my card info typed in when i went back to put in the special instructions for that sweet bootleg merch and when i went back to the payment page i was very happy to see the site hadnt saved my card info, its the lil things