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I dived deep into the rabbit hole of Steam Reviews and found some interesting, and questionable, reviews for the game Geometry Dash!
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@gd.cc3 Год назад

« Threw my desk across the room » got me dead😭

@axoltl2119 Год назад

Bruh y u use «» instead of ""

@gd.cc3 Год назад

@@axoltl2119and?…

@researchertoast Год назад

@@gd.cc3but why?

@gd.cc3 Год назад

@@researchertoast because in my country these are the one we are supposed to use in school

@stelbertstylton Год назад

I think it's like a Spanish thing correct me if I'm wrong

@VTB_GD Год назад

12,000 hours is beyond crazy 😭😭

@chuklzzzz Год назад

The game consumed his mind

@JesusLivesOfficial Год назад

Bro that’s 500 days

@glitch8173 Год назад

rust players:

@Bbals Год назад

Bro unlocked the next world level after that grind💀

@gmddirvelin6972 Год назад

lol

@chuklzzzz Год назад

Yeah it’s weird the game crashes when you press alt + f4 and it also crashes when you go up to the top bar and press “quit Geometry Dash”

@arthursanic Год назад

The game disappears when I press the "-" at the top bar, needs to be fixed

@deleted-something Год назад

@@arthursanicwhat

@ShupidRayn 7 месяцев назад

@@deleted-somethingminimize button

@ShupidRayn 7 месяцев назад

Also when i open task manager then press "end task" on geometry dash i crashes

@liiyu8795 5 месяцев назад

I think I have a solution, it happens with every other thing I run and I'm seeing no end in sight... Might not be a bug, might be a feature of windows.

@spectrxlbss Год назад

rip to the guy who wanted to eat cement while playing Geometry Dash

@moheb_stars Год назад

cememt*

@Quaplex4921 Год назад

@@moheb_stars i thought it was cement, i hear an n

@moheb_stars Год назад

@@Quaplex4921but the guy who wrote it typed cememt

@wtz_under Год назад

cemen

@haimalexandernikolchook8280 Год назад

He wanted to eat cement without "t"

@Bo-oh-Oh-Wa-er Год назад

Bloodbath 98% just hurts

@BotherVR 11 месяцев назад

I'M BRITISH AND YOUR NAME OFFENDS ME 🍑💨

@JesminSultana-wr3sz 10 месяцев назад

Bo oh Oh Wa er🗣️🔥🔥

@jibranbasil 8 месяцев назад

Bu eh Oh Wa er

@StripesInTheYT 6 месяцев назад

@@BotherVRshut up bo o o thwo er

@Celobia 6 месяцев назад

@@BotherVRi'm British and I don't care

@AndyGooglegd1206 Год назад

This is great! We need a whole series

@Ambu3hh Год назад

HE BEAT THE HARDEST LEVEL IN THE GAME

@CyPruxGD Год назад

HOLY CRAP I KNOW

@autumn_sunday Год назад

Us beat the hardest level in the game (Communism joke)

@jarster1 Год назад

@@autumn_sunday thats not what communism

@vanjamirosavljevic4399 Год назад

GIVE HIM THE CROWN

@menvaetwo Год назад

still easier than time machine

@the_minegamer_9 Год назад

His reaction when we beats Back on Track XD

@wutdespoon 9 месяцев назад

"Geometry trash" Robtop: ah a new victim 🍷🗿

@RiandelPlayzRB 7 месяцев назад

RobTop:Geometry Trash more like Geometry Bash *everyone cheering*

@the.human.being2 Год назад

This guy is the camman18 of gd

@lochlanramsey 11 месяцев назад

But he isnt trash

@Dauom 11 месяцев назад

But he isnt trash

@gdenfix9938 11 месяцев назад

But he isnt trash

@lennonhogrefe4373 11 месяцев назад

But he isnt trash

@leflyathon 10 месяцев назад

lol

@shasatow Год назад

Bro how did you throw an entire desk??? 💀

@_wxlt Год назад

arms

@user-bx4pg8xg3j 11 месяцев назад

leg.

@TheOurpleMan 11 месяцев назад

he just had good gaming chair

@shasatow 11 месяцев назад

@@TheOurpleMan probably 💀

@sirpotatoman3248 11 месяцев назад

According to my calculations desks are not that heavy

@fatyoshi1456 10 месяцев назад

It took 482 hours for him to realise geometry dash wasn’t a maths game

@Zangchoughber 7 месяцев назад

The “This game doesn't have geometry” review is relatable.

@harvhere7111 Год назад

Bro 12k hours is 1.3 years 😂

@Henrydog7770 Год назад

Gg I remember you telling me back in 1886 that you were gonna beat back on track and here we are!

@Dave_alles 8 месяцев назад

“Threw my desk across the room” omg that is so relatable

@EvilrobotAM 9 месяцев назад

"That wasnt back on track" *realizes he confused back on track with knock em out* Oh

@willellb31 9 месяцев назад

Who ever made that last review is a legend

@ItsKameedhaa 8 месяцев назад

Acrually, Geometry Dash has geometry, because 1) The name "Geometry Dash" has "Geometry" in it, and 2) Spikes are triangles, Slabs are rectangles, etc. So basically the user, that commented "wait, this game doesn't have geometry" was wrong.

@memesong21 7 месяцев назад

orbs are circles, icons have many different shapes, etc.

@iashiash716 Год назад

you laugh all you want but he makes a point when he says "why no round"

@starfGD Месяц назад

i cannot get over how simple yet genius the name Chester is

@vxlko 10 месяцев назад

bro nearly finished blood bath at 200 hours yet i cant even do an easy demon at 300

@ewan0801 11 месяцев назад

Id love it if that happened. From rivals to enemies to friends

@KingoftheCrusades 7 месяцев назад

If the guy has spent 12,696 hours on the game we need to divide that by 24 and then divide it by 356 so we get 1.5 years and if he spent 1/5 or 4.8 hours of his day playing geometry he may have started on September 23, 2013 and had to go through a lot to find this.

@Bananica-or8jy 6 месяцев назад

Bloodbath 98 at 250 hours of gameplay is crazy

@timthesillioir 7 месяцев назад

Cool joke going like "oh gee back on track hardest level" but thing is it was literally the first level i beat

@MazarineOfficialChannel Год назад

Can you do a resprite video where you make the cube a coffin? I think it would be funny ngl.

@RealWubboy Месяц назад

"Geometry Dash? More like Geometry TRASH!" Says the guy with almost 3300 hours-

@zaza_kittyo_head 7 месяцев назад

bro celebrated in lower case 💀💀

@user-du6eg1ow4n Год назад

we want part 2 of these

@cheeseburgerinvr 5 месяцев назад

Pretty sure the one of "geometry trash" wasnt as a joke, ive seen an actual guy on posts about gd literally shitting (figuratively, not actually) on geometry dash, and i remember 'em saying the exact same thing as that review.

@user-kk3uc3ug4r 8 месяцев назад

¨geometry dash isnt geometry¨ The 3D Squares: im going to kill you.

@IceIGuess 9 месяцев назад

He didn't have any glow on the blocks 😭

@hencocluckinbell3170 5 месяцев назад

You forgot Drakosa's legendary review, 4000 hours on record not recommended "d"

@endz-__-InEnglish 2 месяца назад

"i want to eat cement"💀

@TOJRRN 9 месяцев назад

Bro, 12,692 hours is CraZy III💀😭

@AlexAnders_69420 Год назад

Luckily not all of them were serious

@hola2222_7 5 месяцев назад

The game crash when you press alt+f4 got me😂

@Icys_main 6 месяцев назад

"wait this game dont have geometry?" BRUVV

@C0BRA_LuigiPres1 10 месяцев назад

Geometry Trash with over 1200 hours is kinda crazy ngl Also nice macro for back on track

@geometrydashcolon 6 месяцев назад

nah he faked the back on track verification you can see at exactly 69.6969% he phases through the block by 1 millimeter.

@orangetrygy 8 месяцев назад

This guy said he got caught because he threw his desk? He's such a noob! I never get caught doing that!

@GalaxyDashGD Год назад

Man I resd one in google play and they where UPSET

@gamemixermobile9399 7 месяцев назад

bro knew he was reading them reviews😭

@Sycrose-3dash Год назад

Ngl i just found out that geometry dash is the only game allowed to play in the middle of the class on my school because it has the word "geometry"

@ThatDeprenGuy 11 месяцев назад

bro really beat back on track lmao

@Starwarrior99 Год назад

You should see the 5d chess with multiversel time travel reviews

@TheCosmicSoverign 10 месяцев назад

according to scientific research, stereo madness is the official hardest level in all of geometry dash and the unofficial hardest level is retray

@FlareTDWYT 8 месяцев назад

You know what’s hard. Beating hell and hell mode of dmc. Without used dt

@acethecreator65 9 месяцев назад

bro thought we wouldn’t see him hack back on track 💀

@tonybaja5267 Год назад

What’s the bg level

@marshap1016 10 месяцев назад

Back on track is so hard i havent touched it

@serziex Год назад

whats the level in the backround looks fire

@shutlap 11 месяцев назад

tell me if u find it dude

@serziex 11 месяцев назад

it looks like a clubstep remake but idk what its called

@BenutzernameUnavailable 7 месяцев назад

back on track? more like back on crack lol

@iiBlitz0709 9 месяцев назад

geometry dash? more like geometry smash.

@user-tj1pt8en7h 8 месяцев назад

Geometry Smash? More like Geometry Crash

@jimmyfazbear5019 11 месяцев назад

I love geometry dash but pressing alt f4 straight up freezes the game altogether and it's so annoying

@JustaCubarsiFan Год назад

I have a bad habit of leaving geometry dash running for weeks at a time, so in a month I have so I have like 500 hours

@Shallowpond22 9 месяцев назад

Why is back on track speed up kinda fire for no reason?

@snowydafurry4619 Год назад

does anyone else have 1,000 hours on the game with a small potion of it being just staring at the editor

@rexxl 7 месяцев назад

Bro got a Side Quest 😭😭

@pops7962 6 месяцев назад

The guy who said geometry trash literally as over 3000 hours 😭😭

@corruptedpixelz 11 месяцев назад

Geometry Trash is an actual game, its on the app store and its one of my favorite mobile games

@cedrickpaloma7792 7 месяцев назад

Ppl: >:( Robtop: 💀💀💀 >:)

@azadehvaziri1954 8 месяцев назад

Wow back on track is harder than slaughterhouse😂🤣🤣😂

@Skumnutlover12ei 10 месяцев назад

12,000 hours on gd is wild😭😭

@user-oc2bq2oo9r 6 месяцев назад

steam reviews are another type of crazy

@xixixixixixixix 11 месяцев назад

Can we take a moment to respect that one of them went 127 hours without dying

@antoinebruant8886 11 месяцев назад

Why did bro throw his desk 😂

@yesiplayrhythmdocter7814 9 месяцев назад

12,000 hours on "rec room"

@DockedBobcat 8 месяцев назад

What about the review that shows you how to make delicious chicken

@DarkTophatiusSkeletius 10 месяцев назад

I once found a negative review that said "Cant s3x the cube"

@bobica100 4 месяца назад

But you can

@vendelorsos743 5 месяцев назад

"critcal" typo

@RyuDieDragonGD Год назад

I can’t believe the demon i verified *dubstep* is playing in bg of this video LOL

@kukuku_075 7 месяцев назад

what's that level behind? (you say Back On Track imma track you down 💀)

@oweemcguire3573 5 месяцев назад

Honestly lust letter is easier than back on track ngl

@superlionrw Год назад

I love how these are mostly jokes lol

@benz7427 Месяц назад

the first one is xanii fr

@user-dm7he3xc5f 11 месяцев назад

"i beat the golden" ahh reaction

@user-ws1ml8sb2t 5 месяцев назад

AYO WHAT DID THAT GUY SAID FOR GEOMETRY DASH

@PopDonato2008 7 месяцев назад

What is the Background level?

@Icone153 Месяц назад

BRO BECAME ZOINK AFTER BEATING BACK ON TRACK

@TheBester7 10 месяцев назад

the wrong back on track. the actual back on track is way harder, and the world record is currently 3%. the farthest people have got using tas bots is 7%