These MASOCHIST DECKS are HURTING MY BRAIN INSTEAD (God bless Alex Cimo) 

I love that somehow every single masochist deck manages to have parasomnia pillow, i somehow have 2 on my account

i think the funniest part of the yajiro thing is urgent schedule was one of the few cards that could have actually saved him by summoning monsters on both sides of yajiro so he couldn't move, but he simply didn't understand what was happening until it was too late

Unironically, Cimo is the best thing that has happened to Master Duel.

I'm upset the water goodstuff player won and yet still walked out of that duel not knowing what Full Armor Master's first line of text says.

hey kids its daimax im here to explain in more detail why i didnt called by the maxx c because it was a hedge and i cant really fit the full explanation in a twitch chat basically my starting hand sucked ASS, my only out was them having maxx c, firing it on the normal summon and then talents spiking exactly shamal. everything shook out the way i wanted it to but in case i didnt hit the shamal i needed my maxx c live AND i needed called by around as interruption. i know my end board is strong enough that it would take a very specific combination of very narrow board breakers to crack so im entirely ok with my opponent having a 20 card hand, really what lost me the game there was the mistake of letting gurnards go through. i mistakenly assumed their win condition was Chengying so i wanted to negate that instead, not realizing it would be given targetting protection

The Blackwing duelist holding the Called By for Ash, AND THEN PROCEEDING TO NOT CALLED BY THE ASH, when their reasoning was "I'm more scared of Ash than Maxx C and want to keep my own online" when using Called By on the Ash would've still protected them from the Ash on Maxx C I can't tell if this is peak comedy or peak reading comprehension

Funniest part about the final duel was the fact that Urgent Schedule could have stopped Yajiro since you can summon 2, including 1 to where Yajiro was gonna move to.

Toon DM requires you to discard a Toon card to add/Special Summon, which means they could have discarded TToC to SS any Toon (including BLS, which can attack the turn its summoned) instead of grabbing Toon Page Flip and summoning a random Toon that cant attack

That dude thinking to himself "surely the unaffected monster will be affected the fourth time I use something on it!"

> Draw your opponent to 20 cards > They summon 3 monsters > Only 3 cards remaining in hand Maxx C really did make this a competitive game

Did anyone ever notice that the new art for Obelisk fits with Burning Abyss arc type art .

As a fellow masochist, I can say Switcheroroo carried me quite a few times

Were they going to battle to make a synchro 3 play with the pillow token? Was it a Tatsunoko-> hand synchro into a synchro 9 or 10? Game one something was cooking if that pillow wasn’t negated

Mono water decks unironically go dummy hard tbh, I’ve been playing Icejade Ghoti and it’s one of my new favorite decks

We've entered a new era. An era where Redox sits in everyone's hands.

Black guy gasp* "what did he say!!??" 😅😂😂😂 8:33

Switcheroo continues to haunt the sub replays

I have completely forgotten Yajiro is a thing until today

That deck out couldn't be avoided with a simple nibiru? 😢

God damn it, full armor master turbo and still lost. Trully a maxx c deck out moment

Pretty sure that the BlackWing guy did not think that he could cook, and then drew small world and a target

11:06 😂😂😂😂😂😂 13:17 No Mega Ultra Chicken for you!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 16:58 C O C K .......😂😂😂😂😂😳😳😳 17:40 HE'S COMMMMIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!!!😃😃😃😃😃😃

Double towers? Are we scared of alliteration?

about the vanquist soul vs ra match the ra player took damage even after he lost the match. the VS dude was straight up doing the "DORO! MONSTAH CADO!" meme

As we say in the buisness. Cimmmmoooooooooooooo

I feel like Parasomnia Pillow is the staple for masochist accounts. Most of the masochist accounts I faced in ranked have one.

Probably worth having 1 copy of droll in any max c enjoying deck... just to apply the emergency break...

Wait... He could've urgent scheduled to stop the yajiro... He could've won!

Ah shit we can submit replays? I’ve got a pretty good one from my Masochist run.

I guarantee you if I tried Masochist that I would only get vanilla beaters... Or things so disconnected they might as well be lol

Blackwing truly can just ignore maxx c i once maxx ced a bw and they made 3 tax dragons and my tear deck could simply not out that before dying to it (btw i had 3 super poly in deck and drew into 0)

I wish you uploaded more than once 😭

That was INSANE

Another banger Yajiro combo

It's the pinnacle of playground yugioh lol

Who in their right mind pays for Ra's atk buff against a deck with easy burn access?

Parasomniaaaaa

I'm so glad cimo is ruining master duel

Man, I gotta be honest I do not enjoy this "masochist" decks..