These People Asked To Be Roasted! 

"I don't want to be held accountable for anything that comes out of my mouth" Joe fr 😂

“Looks like you’re married. Hopefully that was consensual”🤣😭

Hearing Greg laugh in the background always makes these videos even better 😂

I’m definitely going to need another roasting episode! This was hilarious 😂

The one dude looks like Stuart little 😂 when you said mouse 😂

Jacked albino Jim Carrie is the most accurate thing ever omg

“i thought i was an overthinker, she’s thinking about everything” 😭😭

This feels like a joe video i would have watched in highschool

“Why is there an alpaca in the kitchen?” absolutely floored me 🤣

Wake up everyone! Joe uploaded!!

I was having the worst day and then saw you uploaded and instantly made my day 1000% better! 😂 Also, we definitely need more roasting vids, STAT!!

6:57 He looks like the kid who owns Stuart Little

Not me over here saying “ Fee Fi No Thumb” to that girl when Joe said it about the third guy hahaha 😂

Not even a minute in , bros definitely going straight to HELL 😂

"She's a very pretty girl, she's just got a lot on her mind" 🤣

‘Take my strong hand’ is something I say to my mates when they aren’t paying attention, it gets them everytime. Because I was born with no thumbs and had my index fingers moved to make me some DIY thumbs. Found a carrot that looked like the hand.. I put it up my sleeve, told mum ‘to take my strong hand’ she’s like oh ha ha then actually looked at the carrot. We were laughing like lunatics my dad came in the kitchen to see what we were laughing at 😂 straight faced completely over my shit.

“You look like you terrorize the smurfs” I screamed “Gargamel” stupid loud and then had a 30 second moment of how the hell did I remember that because that was deeeeeep in my memories…

Joe always cracks me up.

Joe’s voice and laugh gives me life She’s thinking of everything 💀🤣

2nd dude is the living embodiment of Johnny Bravo

Greg’s laugh in the background is hilarious 😂

Can I just say I’m going through some shit right now and you dropped this at the perfect time to put a smile back on my face, so just wanted to say thanks joe love you x

Hey Arnold’s head but turned vertically 😂😂😂

The long distance couple looks like they'd hit you with the "we noticed you from across the bar and want you to be apart of our throuple"

That dude in yellow looks like Max Headroom, demasked. He looks like an A.I.'s idea of what Max Headroom would look like.

I'd forgotten all about Cynthia!

“Her thumb needs a leash” is crazy 😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂

The lady that looks like she hates life reminds me of coach Belichick in family guy. Where Peter and the guys try to find him to get him to smile so his team doesn’t suck 🤣

this is one of the funniest videos i've seen in so long lmao

It's good to see this type of vid from you again, i think we all miss the old people of walmart vids!

The “How-To” videos with the white board and random object erasers need to come back🤣🤣

That first girl looks like she wants you to take her strong hand..

You missed your opportunity to say "five finger discount" 🤣

That first girl's hand looks like that crocodile dentist game where you have to push each tooth down and hope it doesn't chomp ya.

That first chick looks like you ordered popcorn chicken and they gave you the crumbs at the bottom of the basket. The second dude looks like bisexual Duke Nukem.

This is basically idiots of the internet (New season )

2nd guy looks like a real life Johnny Bravo 🤣

I love this subreddit and I’m so happy you found it!!!

I miss Joes 3rd grader haircut..

the 3rd kid looks like sids doll from toy story w the button eyes lmfao

I love how when its a girl half the roast is compliments and when its a guy half the roast is talking about how he looks like a serial killer

Why didnt this show on my page I watched multiple vids and then this popped up. Never been this early love the video tho lol! Love you joe have been watching since the beginning if you do read this lol ❤❤

Lmfao 😂😭, The girls face like "why you so serious"

The second guy reminds me of Paul from Tekken back in the day 😂

Let’s roast Joe here 👇🏻

1:57 Forget just Jim Carrey. This guy looks like the love child of Jim Carrey and Olga Kurkulina. (She was Mother Russia in Kick-Ass 2)

the second dude was in a starfield group on fb that i was in… he got FLAMED every time he posted because i guess allegedly he’s a pediaphile and was posting some super questionable shit in regard to kids 😐

We need more of these 🤣

The guy that lost the weight looks like if Orlando Bloom and Neil Patrick Harris had a kid.

That girl with the forehead definitely looks like everytime someone told her to hold that thought she took it literally and never let go

Do another roast of Joe Santagato, but this time by your comment section 😌

This dude I knew in highschool had a huge scar on his stomach from a bladder surgery he got as a kid but really would show it off and tell everyone it was from a shark attack in a surfing “accident”

These are the nicest roasts I've ever heard 😂😂

Girl with the captain hat looks like sid the sloth and Jim Carreys grinch made a love child

Joe...buddy... Somebody married him *BECAUSE* of those hands 🤭

I saw a video recently of a girl at a bar with her friends and she asked this group of dudes like, do you wanna play rock paper scissors, whoever wins buys drinks? And they were like yeah! And on "shoot" she pulled put her arm in and it was stub with no hand or something and they were in awe and started cracking up because her and her friends were dying of laughter. What a cool chick.

I forget who that dude at 1:57 is but he pops up all over the place on facebook both in memes and on an actual profile thats got MAD pictures that look exactly like the one joe showed xD

Bro looks like the dude in Duke Nukem lmao

The Rugrats comment took me TF out

the kid @ 6:45 looks like Lewis from Meet the Robinsons minus the crazy hair

NO WAYYYY HES BACKKCKSLSLDKXKXKDKDK

at 10:46 the man looked like the creepy painting in ghostbusters 2

This video gave me some Joe santagato nostalgia. He’s always hilarious but this one took me back 😅

Love you so much Joe You always cheer up my day

NOT THE BUGS FROM MEN IN BLACK 💀💀💀

I love uncan u tell me where u get your decor in the back?? I love ur vibe sm

That girl wearing the sailor hat looks like Sid the sloth from ice age 💀

"her hand looks like the solar system" to start off is crazy lmaoooo

That second guy looks like Johnny Bravo.

I need more of these 😂

well, there goes my laughing budget for the week, hot damn

I used to go to OU so I lived in Norman,Ok and worked at the Walmart. No shit, there was a wedding in there my fist week on the job. They had it in the fucking clothing area 😂😂

2:37 dude looks like bigfoot from the goofy movie

Bro. That’s Stewart Little, live action.

Dude, I thought the dude towards the end for sure gets pegged too.

I always know I'll have a good laugh when your name pops up

When we got to the girl with the forehead, all I could think was Megamind

The mannequin comment 😂

Joe and Frankie should do a roastme post and then read the comments in a video. That would be hysterical.

This was 10/10, need another STAT. 🤣

My favorite series omg

Second dude looks like Brendan Fraser as the bball player in bedazzled 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2:13 Johnny Bravo

Joe, please make your videos 20 minutes. I know you're looking at your audience retention analytics, but... 12 minutes of your content is too short lmfao

11:59 that’s a spy kids thumb with hair

Off to a hot start with that first one.

please more reddit things!!!!!!!

11:50 ooh i got one i got one! “Typical A&M student” 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

That one with the big forehead looks like Megamind

I NEED joe to post a roast me photo of himself and of his friends and read through the best comments on each 😂

Hands-down best channel ever

Okay, you know what? I want in on this: First girl: What's her favorite medieval weapon? A hand-and-a-half sword. Second guy: It's Guy Fieri's alter ego: Goh Fohrowy. Third guy just looks like a genderbent Mrs. Trunchbull from Matilda. Fourth guy: Alternate universe where MatPat didn't retire and it drove him crazy. Fifth guy: If Harry Potter didn't get the letter for Hogwarts. Sixth girl: She could do a GREAT cosplay as Frye from Splatoon!

11:23 sid from ice age

PLEASEEEE make another one of these!! I laughed so hard my head hurts

JOE!!!! It is a good day when we get another video of Joe.

I've posted on Roast Me before. I don't regret it, it was actually a fun time. 😂 Most of the people that post on there look like cartoon characters, it's hilarious!

I could watch these all day!!!😂😂

It took me way too long to notice her hand. 😂

Joe, grab her strong hand

I really hope there's more of these😂😂