They Got Paid $500,000 To Kill Me 

DF: *picks up an upgrade where he gets hurt when he dashes* Also DF: *died from a heart attack from dashing*

Losing health when dashing + using all dashes at once was definitely an unexpected downfall of this build... it had very great potential otherwise but it was funny when DF died because of it 😂

I think you forgot that you take 1 damage each time you dash. So the multiple dash all at once was killing you more than the enemies, lol. That was a crazy build tho, you always seem to find some way to break games in the most interesting and entertaining ways possible.

I would love to see a cooldown based build, and I wonder if the armor ability could be combined with low cooldowns to make you almost immortal

Df: we are delt damage every time we dash. Also df: we use all our dashes at once

No matter what games DF will play, I'll always be there to watch him.

That guy's my favorite one. I try to build slower projectiles and slow-projectiles aura, then I run away from my projectiles until they become a singular mass. Dodge over a boss and every projectile you've thrown hits them, resulting in them dying instantly. I call it the orb of annihilation.

tips: the character he played gets range from area effect upgrades, also he cannot get bouncing but his projectiles do NOT have infinite piercing so he does benefit from that upgrade

There is nothing better than watching DF mess around in a game and break it 😂❤

The way he got SO close to the 50% Cooldowns needed to unlock the mage character, but then never took another cooldown reduction upgrade again and then beat the boss so it wouldnt count anyway... it hurt my soul a little, but the damage was still worth it, lol

It seems like the projectile slow on this character is actually pretty good. It creates a swarm of throwing stars around you on top of the ones spinning around you. There is almost always a projectile blocking enemies from getting to you.

You have to love how DF can make an awesome build by accident. He just picks the one that looks fun and before you know it, his computer is about to die.

Have a good break DF you earned it like those crit and that absurd damage

This build feels incredibly broken and I'm living for it

The triple shot would have been so overpowered

Hi DF. No matter how late (In my case it's 11:00PM) or early I'll be there to watch your videos. Watching your videos are the ideal way to end my day.

He ignored the heal when dash upgrade came several times, broke my heart...

Its so nice to see a full damage area build. So many area effects and cooldown reduction, and most importantly explosions!

AoE makes his shuriken go out farther before coming back. Also, it's blindingly obvious in the stat screen that your pierce is set to 5, meaning you can always use more.

15:05 was that a chuckle? This is the 3rd video I've seen where you laugh, you laughed when you did teardown, and you laughed in another game which I can't remember the name of, and I've been watching you since you were doing Stardew Valley videos. Glad you're having fun! Keep on doing what you're doing!

welp DF's computer must of finally had the nuclear meltdown

If you have that upgrade that slows your enemy's then try picking up at least 2-3 or 4 of that upgrade where your pick up range and abilities increase with this build and you might slow them down in a far away distance Also, love your content by the way so keep it up my guy

DF seems to be posting earlier and earlier and I’m all for that

Ahh, the perfect combination. DF and too much coffee.

I just wanted to let you know that I really appreciate your content and it brings me a lot of joy. Thank you!

You can turn off explosion animations and the number animations in the options menu to make it easier on your computer

Nigels weapon has 5 pierce points at the start, if you get more pierce it is very useful, and with the tornado, 100% criting and the shoot is piercing unlimted while criting you have a tornado of 20 shuriken permanatly at that is fun :D

I'd love to see DF do a "rare draft" in this game, where he has to take the rarest upgrade. The only time he gets a choice is when multiple upgrades are of the rarest quality.

You have an aura slowing things down by 50% and speeding them up by 50%....that means they are moving at normal speed.

it's always fun to see the game and DF's PC struggling before he's even close to losing. *Big Boy Numbers*

Take the extra pierce with this character, it has a limit to the amount of pierce, i believe it can start with 5 pierces before the projectile breaks. 5:51 it breaks and doesnt come back.

With that charecter, area of effect increases his thrown distance, having the faster projectiles really helps when they get really far out. My favorite build for him is large area of effect, fire behind, triple shot, and Mighty Mezcal Staff

Love these type of games that DF plays

The aura that slows projectiles also slows your own projectiles within it.

Awesome content whenever you upload, just enough uplifting humor to keep me sane during my quarantine

" this character has a little trouble cleaning up a lot of enemies" " This charcater is made for large groups of enemies" -Dangerously Funny

I enjoy DF's videos. It was fun seeing all the shurikens flying everywhere. Was a little sad seeing him pass up on the pierce with crits. Could have had a literal infinitie sawblade rotating around him! But, enjoyable nonetheless.

Always a good day when I see DF play something broken, kupo.

Nobody: Literally nobody: DF: shureeken

thank you for actually put into the efforts to unlock characters.

Watching you play this makes me want to download the game!

DF you can turn off damage numbers and explosions in the settings. it helps mitigate the lag

Bro seemed to forget he was damaging himself from the dashes

GGs to Nate for editing this monster of a vid!!

I made the garlic aura while making the CD almost 0s it did about 200k DPS but the creeps were immortal I tried to kill them for 20min but no one was dying its weird in late game

DF dying from heart attacks, perfectly normal day XD

Again I need to highlight DF’s random math wiz’s moments in these videos where he just calculated random suit very accurately like what

The “lose health from dashing” is definitely like an F tier upgrade. That build would have kept going had you not taken it.

I like how DF got an upgrade where he had a lightning around him, but five seconds later he was wondering what the blue aura around him is.

I just realized this dude is like the Spiffin Brit but American and only abuses the in-game rules instead of breaking them

FYI with Nigel taking the area of effect increases his range, and his projectiles do 5 pierce base, and then come straight back, so with enough range, you could bounce his shots, but I've never done it.

this is poggers keep up the good work DF

Did your pc finally go boom? 💀🤭 If you're taking a break DF....have fun! you have earned it! 😘

I love watching you play this game

That tornado that takes some of your projectiles and spines them around you is the most op thing in the game for that caracter. You have infinite pierse😎😎😎😎

This game is so much fun to watch!

If DF played archery he would be like "who needs accuracy, I just need 40 arrows!"

Dude you really don't meme hard enough and take all legendary AoE range. I need this

It seems like that item that slowed down all projectiles also slowed down your own projectiles.

heres a potentially extremely OP build get emergency kit then lower ur cooldowns so you always heal when hit making you invincible

I just realized, with the infinite piercing, the slowed projectiles hit the same enemy multiple times

The in universe of this game has to be wild. We send billions of billions of men after him and our elites. He killed the majority of us and you're telling me that none of you captured or killed him, he just died on his own?

Thanks for the awesome content!

4:30 am I finally figured out the exact time he uploads :) yay not being able to sleep

DF gone nuts on this one

The earliest I’ve ever been and thankful for it keep it up legend!❤

The aura that slows projectiles slowed his projectiles too, don't know if that's a good thing or not

I like how the only thing i like about this game is you can play and lvl up forever, unlike the other peasant game.

The "reduce cooldown of abilities" one seems to also increase attack speed.

He has to be more coffee than human at this point, right

I managed to get lucky and got a high movespeed + "lightning strikes every 2 meteres traveled" buff, I could just run in a circle and everything would die before it came on screen in the end haha Also, try a cooldown build with the cactus guy and take things like "shoots projectiles every 6 seconds" and loads of dash damage, it's a lot of fun

You used my corner tactic on the bomb guy :D

The AoE boost adds max range for that character. Also bounce happens after the last pierce and this character has 5 pierce to start

They need to change that HP Lost On Dash upgrade, because 100 base attack for a permanent health loss on dashes is just so bad. Either increase the cap, remove the cap but lower the amount gained on dash, or remove the HP loss after a certain amount of dashes.

When DF picked up lose one health when dashing I knew that was how he was going to die

Rotating projectile, max crit and crits pierce means all the rotating projectiles are infinite. Throw in aoe, cool down, eventually things won't get close enough to even shoot their shots

No DF video today.... 😱😭 OH WHERE ART THOU DANGEROUSLYFUNNY ????

The more damage the better.

"I don't really like this blue, transparent aura because it makes it hard for me to see but I'mma still keep the damage numbers that literally makes the game lag an insane amount and takes up most of the screen"

If you have a crit multiplier upgrade, you should probably also try to get 100% crit chance.

I got here QUICK I love the vids keep them up!

Found out when playthign this character bounce does take effect its just that his projectiles only bounce after about 5 pierces base i believe. and area increases his range.

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 bravo bravo, and the tomato is a Jalapeños man.

For the later half of the video there were so many projectiles, my video quality was so bad I could count the pixels

Crit chance is almost always better than crit damage for improving damage, for example at the start a purple crit damage is equal to a gray crit chance when it comes to damage Edit: for simplicity try to keep it at a 1;10 ratio

Playthrough: restart as many times as you need until you get a legendary. From then on, you have to take the rarest upgrade you find. If two or more are equal in rarity, pick whichever you choose.

Take damage when dashing, continues to rapid fire dashing, when 3 hp left. Did you forget you had taken that upgrade?

The speed increase from standing still won't be reset if you dash instead of just walking around.

unfortunate that the swirl effect got taken over by the slow projectile upgrade if you still have the swirl upgrade till the end you'll live for much longer i recon.

have the best day DF you are the BEST youtuber

Imagine if you took the "Heal 1 when you dash" upgrade and didn't have a damage cap XD

My best build was the “Spazz”… extremely fast, backwards shots, triple shot, piercing and 100% crit

The very scary game df:this is fine i enjoy it Hot coffey df:am nervous 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The coffee is foreshadowing a future issue

DF when getting 10 damage:yeah thats 10%

Yeah, that damage-on-dash plus the slowing projectiles aura killed you the most.

tip- if you chose that your projectiles pierce when they crit than your tornado surrounding you would have been infinite.

hi DF its my BIRTHDAY today and i would love for you to say happy birthday it would be the best thing i could get for my birthday and thx for the amazing content

DF, you already one shot the enemies, so you should boost your attack speed instead of damage!

seeing him skip the healing dash hurts me cause it’s my favorite upgrade 😭