They Laughed At Him For Being Too Skinny, So He Took REVENGE 

And a literal god at Stoke

His highlight reel is gold!

Didnt score enough

@@antonellaluque4532he got a goal contribution every 2.98 games, please be quiet

Couldn't agree more Peter crouch unbelievable footballer his career speaks for itself and people say nice guys don't win this proves otherwise he is currently the most respected and loved x footballer in the media in England Crouchy has charisma for days

The man actually joined the premier league "100 goal" club..unbelievable man

It's great that u said he's one of the most underrated players instead of striker cuz he's much more than a striker

he really isn't

Overrated you mean .

I think he's rated exactly right - sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit

watch his docu, came out couple of months ago

Indeed

Had the pleasure of meeting Peter crouch at a charity do. Incredibly down to earth and VERY funny.

if he had normal height he would've had many goals

@@AbdeGOAT33 and if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike.

sure you did

@@jimbobbby What i wasen't hating on him or someshit

the best football fans itw

@@alphonsoralte4371 yeah exactly mate

necause he can't. He's 10x better in the midfield@@alphonsoralte4371

We back our own players. And Crouch did his best. That was enough for us.

@@saikatkar4452 youll never walk alone unless your name is Loris Karius hahah

Tinidad and Tabago goal says it all. pathetic loser .

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Maguire too

@@iamnanirandom2158 Maquire is awful

Yeah wonderfull skill in scoring that goal against trinidad and tobago . pulling down a player by the dreadlocks and scoring a header . what a loser clown of a player .

@@marcusfranconium3392 GOAAAAALLLL LAZZZIOOOOO!!!!!!

@@Bumchats And that means what . Crouch was so horrible he only scored 227 goals in 772 games , as a striker . Ronald Koeman scored 253 goals in 763 games. Big difference Koeman was a center back Crouch a striker. how big of a loser as a sriker are you if your goal average is worse than a defender.

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An almost unique achievement. Crazy scoring record for England. Technically talented and an excellent team player but not prolific as a striker in the Premiership.

Clubs been blessed we some of the best players ever imho YNWA ✌️

I had forgotten about this. You are absolutely correct. He often got free kicks against him just for being tall when he challenged for headers as though his elbows were high but that's just where they were due to his height.

@@Bleech606 Yeah this was pretty much what happened every time. That or he just wouldn't need to jump so defenders would just fall over after initiating contact. He did deserve the 2 yellows vs Madrid though I'm just a Spurs fan

in 2011? Those CBs were not world class in the slightest aha

@@kaihiggins725 Ah yes because Prime age Thiago Silva & Nesta aren't world class players

@@mashfnch30 ah yes a 35 year old Nesta & a 27 year old Thiago Silva (his prime wasn’t until his mid 30s btw) year deffo world class. Had the world trembling it did 🙄

No need to. Most of us saw Peter Crouch playing during his career.

@@miamitten1123 still a good documentary regardless

They didn't even pick you for CB? Craaaaaaazy

It's sad that when you're young, people just look at you and go "Oh, well, according to the way your body looks, you should play this position, so you're going to play that." It often doesn't matter what you're naturally talented at, you don't get the chance because of your body. I used to play a lot of American football when I was young. I was relatively tall for my age and a bit heavier than others, so people saw me and went "Oh, you have to play lineman." It didn't matter that I didn't have the physical strength for that kind of position, I was just the tall heavier kid. But when I got a chance to play away from the line, I kept showing people that I naturally played wide receiver and could keep up with almost anyone we played, or I could play linebacker or even defensive back and cover and tackle anywhere and still defend/intercept passes. But then it'd be a week or two later and a different group of people and it was back to having to play line against guys who were like 30kg heavier than me and significantly stronger.

@@JimTheFly Yep, height isn't necessary to dictate the way you play. I used to play as a defender or even defensive midfielder but I was pretty much the shortest and should be played as a striker instead. However, the thing is, I have no agility as one, let alone finishing touch or composure against the others. And instead, I can deal with players that are bigger by a sliding tackle, sometimes intercept the ball to then start the build-up from behind with a simple pass.

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​@@kohikappujavier mascherano is 170 cm so its fine

He was a man out of time. He was born too early. Imagine if he played under a coach like Guardiola who would actually give him the opportunities and teammates to compliment him instead of bullying him.

Haaland is so tall yet can't control his own head 😂

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i mean stoke ain't had many big names have they

@@kaihiggins725 I have to defend my boys by pointing out Sir Stanley Matthews, the first Ballon D'Or winner, Gordon Banks, England keeper '66, Frank Soo, first Asian player in English football, and more

@@cammoore___ yeah I said not many not none 🙄

@@cammoore___ not to mention both Matthews & Banks were at their best at other clubs

nah he was crap

Croatia 2007

thanks@@ScouserLegend