Things Cowboys Don't Say

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All the things you will NOT hear a cowboy say! The motivation for this video came straight from Earl Dibbles Jr. video, "Things Country Boys Don't Say." Earl and Dale have a lot in common, they are greats in their respective industries. See Earl's channel below! From now until May 5th enjoy free shipping on DaleBrisby.com with code: FREESHIP
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Who is Dale Brisby!? Dale Brisby is a legendary bull riding gypsy soul that is always on to the next one! He crawls outta bed the same way he crawls into the bucking chute, ready to keep it 90! He loves spurring big brahmer necks for big money checks. you can find him at the pay window, behind the bucking chutes, in the chute, or even busting broncs and tearing down honky tonks! He's been 90 in Maine, Spain, Spokane, and Ala-bame! Thank you for taking a moment to enjoy his shenanigans on the road, at a rodeo, or at home at Radiator Ranch! We all know that one guy who's always playin. You find yourself wondering every time he opens his mouth if its a serious story or another joke. You think to yourself, "You play too much! But it is funny. And you're good looking. And I want to name my kid after you. And you're a legend. And I want you to kiss my wife on the mouth!" Well that guy is me! Sometimes when I open my mouth, I don't even know if what I'm about to say is credible, so I can't imagine how you feel! However, if it isn't true, it otta be! Thanks again for joining!

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@DaleBrisbyBullRider 3 года назад

If you wanna check out my apparel go to DaleBrisby.com and text "special offer" to (940)353-0890 to stay in the know about the upcoming sale!

@EverythingN.Nothing 4 года назад

I left a gate open 32 years ago and I STILL can't sit down.

@madisongroves9398 4 года назад

Lonestar Ranger felt that...literally

@brockbaker9500 4 года назад

Ass still hurt from dads boot up your ass or he shove your head up there got lucky never done that

@DC-ei9vl 4 года назад

Pretty sure my neighbors kid used to do that on purpose. Hated that little bastard.

@HD-xd2jh 4 года назад

😂

@DevinMichaelsMusic 4 года назад

Madison Groves 😂😂😂

@jdub3816 4 года назад

“Just leave the gate open” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@devildog3606 4 года назад

Lest a gate open 25 years ago still can’t sit down

@hazellevesque7773 3 года назад

^^ felt that

@smittysmeee 3 года назад

Everyone who grew up cattle country remembering their Dad's belt: 😣

@AG-sp9zt 3 года назад

@@devildog3606 *copied comment*

@devildog3606 3 года назад

@@AG-sp9zt not purposely copied just tell the truth

@heatherheath9980 4 года назад

I once saw a guy listening to Havana, while fixing his tractor. With his southern accent he said, "This is really good! Have you heard this before." I almost lost it. That was so out of place.😂

@Lee-hp1wg 4 года назад

Heather Heath he’s just vibing

@haydensingleton3620 4 года назад

Hawvaenna ooh naw naw 😂

@Sage-qd6tf 3 года назад

The tough ass farmer in chief on the farm I stack hay for said he listens to Lady Gaga once in a while. I thought that was kinda cool, cause like listen to whatever you want, you know?

@Just1American1966 3 года назад

Like Uncle Joe and "Despacito"..

@garyguerin5806 3 года назад

Who the heck is Havana??

@christophermiller9516 4 года назад

This feels like if city boys just decided to have a laugh and try to be cowboys for a week

@r0tting_.Bxnes4 4 года назад

Christopher Miller omg yassssss!

@lisathuban8969 4 года назад

City boys don't talk like that either. City girls do.

@tripodurra 4 года назад

Hey I’m city but my hearts country don’t bust on people just cause they’re city

@annabelledubose616 3 года назад

I'm surprised they didn't say he-aaa-h

@MarekUtd 3 года назад

City boys rather get a job that actually pays well.

@ranchurdhimster4955 4 года назад

"I wear underwear." I for one say it should be called going cowboy.

@itsallaboutthatbass8558 4 года назад

My dad always said “The only thing between me and the good lord is these pair of britches.”

@sally180 3 года назад

In Australia, it is 😂😂

@iloveamerica8541 4 года назад

We wanna see them outtakes

@wyatthersom6579 3 года назад

HELL YEA

@oMegaEddy13 3 года назад

ON GOD

@skylerwolfer1283 3 года назад

Yes we do come on

@oakleyfisher5024 3 года назад

Yes yes yes

@The_CIA 4 года назад

*_"Nah, we don't need to check the fence today - it should be fine."_* Lol that'd be mine.

@splashkid8410 3 года назад

Uh....😅

@natashasavage8039 4 года назад

“Easy Carol Baskins” 😂😂😂😂😂

@karal8617 4 года назад

Natasha Savage I’m dead😂😂😂

@natashasavage8039 4 года назад

Sliding Into Everyday ....Right? 😂😂😂😂

@Remi-px4qn 4 года назад

Had had me 😆

@natashasavage8039 4 года назад

Remy_3355 😁

@willfromsc1168 4 года назад

LMAO!!!!!

@AG-sp9zt 4 года назад

Things Cowboys don't say: Things English riders say:

@HavvahartKL 4 года назад

I thought the same thing 😂

@graceofgrace5562 4 года назад

I ride English but learned western so everyone looks at me like I’m insane when I work... oops

@sofialol6613 4 года назад

The reason I went to the comment section was to find this, thank you.

@sofialol6613 4 года назад

@@graceofgrace5562 oop- Same here lol

@AG-sp9zt 4 года назад

@@graceofgrace5562 same!! well sorta. I started off riding western but didn't progress very far. Once I started to learn how to trot, that's when I found English riding! I fell in love with show jumping and dressage and I wasn't very fond of the western displcines. So I switched over

@ingridhk4285 4 года назад

I haven’t watched a single cowboy-related video ever. I need to know what youtube’s algorithm was thinking with this one

@itsallaboutthatbass8558 4 года назад

I’ve been watching some red dead redemption videos then this pops up.

@grettahucht5617 4 года назад

Same!

@vaulimere 4 года назад

Comedy?

@ingridhk4285 4 года назад

Jon Stewart where?

@ok-iz2tc 4 года назад

@@itsallaboutthatbass8558 same man xd

@madisongroves9398 4 года назад

I don’t have cattle so I can’t relate that much but one time I did leave the gate open to my horses and I had to walk for 3 miles .....NEVER AGAIN

@Ogrematic 3 года назад

I gotta show this to my uncle. I don't know whether he's gonna laugh or zap me with a cattle prod again, but it'll be funny either way.

@wendigoexotics6536 3 года назад

Again 😬😅

@cameronbennett5085 4 года назад

“You’ve got a bug on your shoulder” *snorts*

@gracewillie 3 года назад

2:14

@briaschalesky6628 4 года назад

“Just Leave the Gate Open” NOOOOOOOOO PLZ NOOOOO 😭🤦🏽‍♀️😭

@adjacentchannel 3 года назад

"Kinda feeling it might be to muddy to ranch today" 😂

@paytonanthony9251 4 года назад

“The cows are vegan” I’m weak 😂

@CharlieAnneCaves 4 года назад

"You got a bug on your shoulder." That reaction is what got me to hit the like button. 😂😂😂

@jswart3179 4 года назад

The funniest one has got to be when he got of his horse at the end🤣

@bubbabitty5438 3 года назад

“Put some kale in a blender, a little cumin and essential oils, mix them then, rub it round the edge of your beer” 😂😂😂

@adensmith834 4 года назад

Ropin’ and Ariana Grande ain’t something that goes together, Ol’ son.

@joshsqualitylawncare8585 4 года назад

Aden Smith no it doesn’t?

@cowboypoet2067 4 года назад

When you're on the wagon 3000 head deep on branding season sometimes you need a little Dangerous women old son

@adensmith834 4 года назад

Josh Dettamanti: ya got me there ol’ son

@danceswithspiders2309 4 года назад

Hey I'd rope an tie her in a New York minute 🤠

@adensmith834 4 года назад

45cc Country: I’m inclined to agree with ya’ partner

@melinatafarella9775 4 года назад

"thats a gelding." "Gender neutral" 😂

@redgator652 4 года назад

If dale brisby dont like this comment he aint no cowboy ol son.

@joeryan9130 4 года назад

Was this a trailer to broke back mountain

@hu4l.117 4 года назад

Haha gross 😂😂

@TurningGuns 3 года назад

I thought it was the sequel 😁

@johnmott8278 3 года назад

Yeah that's real cute until you realize that cowboys ranchers and Farmers have fed this country and thousands of other countries since the founding of america. And guess what, we are all about to lose that

@lolwtnick4362 3 года назад

@@johnmott8278 lose that? or sell it to mcds and real estate developers to get filthy rich?

@lancejames7072 3 года назад

@@johnmott8278 there is not anywhere close to a thousand countries

@outthasky 4 года назад

The Prius trailer hitch line almost made him break.

@lukeescamilla9386 4 года назад

I do love fire smell not gonna lie sometimes I stand in the smoke on Perp-us

@bobbyholloway9776 4 года назад

"If you wanna take a step then take a step!" 😂😂

@georgie3821 4 года назад

“Easy Carol Baskins....She’s a saint!”

@marshallwhite7324 4 года назад

"Take a quick selfie of me"

@westxranchin 4 года назад

“Easy Carol Baskins... she’s a saint!” Hahaha! ! !

@neppietism 3 года назад

im not at all a cowboy, in fact i live in nyc, but i still enjoyed this video like i understood what everything meant and after like 9 months. god we love youtube’s recommendations

@fearlesssfcappuccino 3 года назад

"I kinda feel like it might be too muddy to ranch today." XD OMG. These are fantastic

@mbower50 3 года назад

“Just leave the gate open” hahaha I’m dying

@nmelkhunter1 4 года назад

This is the best video Dale has ever made. It wasn’t a 90, it was a 190! On to the next one Ol Son. And I don’t mean Starbucks...

@joseywales7930 4 года назад

Gender neutral. Dude coffee came out my nose.

@-Beidou- 3 года назад

"New hitch on a Prius..." I died. 😂

@angeliquebenham9795 3 года назад

I live on a ranch, the "light to moderate" ranching made me spit my coffee!

@laurynembree6430 4 года назад

That moment when you just got a order from him to make a set of custom spurs because that's what you do and now you are really excited but you dont know what to do now

@YourMom-qk9pv 3 года назад

These are all things that I 100% heard or either said while living on a farm. This is so hilarious. I saw a man singing "wap" while fixing a fence once. I appreciate that man.

@BidenCrashenomics 3 года назад

"We designated a smoking section." On a ranch 🤣

@geraldfrost4710 3 года назад

by the branding fire...

@steveforsing13 3 года назад

Man couldn't even say Prius without almost laughing. Mad respect.

@quinbrady 4 года назад

"We designated a smoking section."

@jonerickson2358 3 года назад

I was born and raised in Montana. Spent a couple of summers running rodeo stock. NOW THAT'S FUNNY SHIT!! "I think it might be too muddy to ranch today!!!!!"

@johnpierce2095 4 года назад

the horse makes the rules lol

@alissag.8150 4 года назад

"Leave the gate open" made me snort-laugh. 😂😂

@14nevergiveup13 4 года назад

"Just Keep The Gate Open"

@tudyk21 4 года назад

Had to look up who Carol Baskins is. Great video, though!

@jamietownsend3677 4 года назад

tudyk21 I asked my kids.

@itsallaboutthatbass8558 4 года назад

tudyk21 Some bitch from Florida.

@madisonmorris7394 3 года назад

@@itsallaboutthatbass8558 she’s a Florida woman?

@sarahc.6222 3 года назад

The “you got a bug on your shoulder” really cracked me up 😂

@AverageMomma 4 года назад

I just abut died. So glad I stumbled across this gem.

@carloreubenvongerkin9760 3 года назад

Things cowboys don't say.... "Let's make a RU-vid video. Be sure to wear your cleanest clothes!"

@virtualsarah247 4 года назад

This video fills me with a burning rage that I can’t explain. The pretentiousness is unrivaled 🤩

@joshsalwen 3 года назад

“You got a bug on your shoulder.” 😂

@Danka42 3 года назад

Me: probably never touched a cow in my life RU-vid: Here's a recommendation I know you'll love!

@comptonghost9013 4 года назад

This is a funny one man i need a 67 year old rancher here soon

@AbesShenanigans 3 года назад

This is the best thing I've ever watched

@sjfarish 4 года назад

I did put a trailer hitch on a Ford Fiesta one time back in 1979...lol To pull a little jon boat and it worked out pretty good but looked pretty stupid though...

@bricekey8276 4 года назад

Oh my gosh that’s the funniest one you’ve ever posted. Nailed it!!! 😂🤣

@katesampleseverything 4 года назад

I almost had a heart attack when he said "just leave the gate open". 😂

$@fractalcat3696$

@fractalcat3696 3 года назад

“I wear underwear” LMAO

@SquirrelgrlandChar 3 года назад

1:30 ya know what I hate, the horse trying to untie its self in the background 🐴

@xxx-kf4wb 4 года назад

So they didn't say yee haw here... That means.... They actually say that... I interesting

@qmartin1997 3 года назад

I don't know how I got here but I am glad.

@alanna4872 3 года назад

This is literally exactly what it’s like at my all female, English barn.

@geraldfrost4710 3 года назад

"Take a quick selfie of me!" Yep. With a hair flip and a giggle.

@codyroden719 4 года назад

We’re’d you get tickets to that” was the best part

@skyking228 4 года назад

I'll bet they both get mani-pedis… Fun to watch, thanks!

@AustinAirCo 3 года назад

Taking the day off today, I milked those steers yesterday.

@minisoduh 3 года назад

“you thought you could put a NEW hitch on your prius without me noticing “ 💀

@UsernameSaraWithNoH 3 года назад

He could barely keep a straight face when talking about the Prius 😂

@9989Wolverine 4 года назад

the carol baskins comment killed me lol

@clapdemcheekz731 3 года назад

This is the most realistic video on youtube. HANDS DOWN!!!

@LizzyTexBorden 4 года назад

"......like I wouldn't even notice." LOL.

@disasterlesbian8973 4 года назад

i literally have never seen a horse up close before let alone ride one but this is the best video on youtube dont @ me

@depphead_edits9455 4 года назад

We all secretly love having our horses tails braided

@stevenrichards8880 4 года назад

It's like the horses are looking at these guys going..."what the hell".. Well done gentleman.

@libertymyers1490 4 года назад

Dale: woah Meredith Leroy: that's a guilding Dale: it's gender neutral

@robertdraco8404 3 года назад

As an ex-big outfit cowboy...I appreciated that!

@MickeyGreenEyes213 4 года назад

"Whoa Meredith" "That's a gelding" "Gender neutral" 😂😂😂

@wywyb88 3 года назад

"We're headed into town, you going to change your clothes? " needs to be on the list.

@b5maddog 4 года назад

Please if there are outtakes please please post

@pastorofmuppets8834 3 года назад

I love the "maart as weell" responses.

@joshcossaboom7316 4 года назад

I laughed so hard at this!!

@AManWith_NoName 3 года назад

As a cowboy, I have said a few of these things, like a padded seats and bugs on my shoulder.

@laffin_out_loud 3 года назад

This would be a Gen Z cowboy.

@anthonylombardo4829 3 года назад

Nah this is a liberal cowboy.

@emmettmcfee5844 4 года назад

Dale you should either put a gooseneck on the half top or have it done that would look slick with the bulldog

@cynicismpiee 4 года назад

Me, a Northerner: Ah, yes, the unknown language of *South*

@oliviacunningham7495 4 года назад

Some of these would be so wholesome if they were siad. Like worrying about a friend getting to cold. Open communication about issuies like smoking inside and such.

@maxsanchez2339 4 года назад

“Gender neutral” 😂

@docwilson8343 2 года назад

“I was at the Arianna Grande Concert”…..LMAO!!

@HubertofLiege 4 года назад

I’m glad I can’t see their eyes.....window to the soul.

@sharonholmes6083 3 года назад

This Montana Cowgirl was grinning all the way through this video! Thanks for the Cowboy humor!

@emettdiede6318 4 года назад

“Pastures are too green”

@edenadams3440 4 года назад

"Easy Carole Baskin" I laughed really hard, because I said this to my horse the other day when she was acting up (I ride Western, and do ranching aswell. I don't do english)

@bendover3820 3 года назад

Diversity is our strength, That's something a CowBoy wouldn't say!

@Silivrenwolf 3 года назад

Lol I'm glad I stumbled upon this. It was hilarious 🤣

@juleswins3 4 года назад

I’ve never seen a cowboy wearing a hat quite like his, either. Or jeans come to think of it.

@harrisjuan1564 4 года назад

I always thought they were kind of funny. Come to think of it. JB must roll that way too. Lol

@DaleBrisbyBullRider 4 года назад

you ain't no cowboy

@harrisjuan1564 4 года назад

Dale Brisby keep it 90 ol’son. Now give me some hearts. Lol

@squarebodyjesus6138 4 года назад

@@DaleBrisbyBullRider I second that my guy

@SerahRos 4 года назад

Watched this while laying on an old horse blanket, out in the pasture, watching my mares eat new grass for a bit. I left 2 gates AND the barn door open. 🤫🤣 And I think I've just been inspired to rename my Pinto (whom I've been calling PintoThing for 3 years now...) Carol Baskins. Thanks!