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Things everyone remembers if you went to a British Primary School 

Star Holroyd
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The last one is an actual banger though 🤣 who remembers these?! #britishschoolsbelike #britishschools

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@ethanisadreamer
@ethanisadreamer 25 дней назад
bulldog getting banned and renamed then banned again was an average british primary school thing
@luigismansionishard
@luigismansionishard 25 дней назад
HELP SO ACCURATE WTF. Boys in my class got it banned and renamed it dog in middle. Went on for about 4 months before they got caught. Teacher says she isnt stupid but didnt catch on until too late lmao
@KOKICH1KINNIE
@KOKICH1KINNIE 24 дня назад
So true.
@flyingmonkey662
@flyingmonkey662 24 дня назад
Every single british primary school had it banned at least once
@user-mv9dw4qu7w
@user-mv9dw4qu7w 23 дня назад
fr, ours got banned cause somone got rammed into a pole 💀💀
@Blue-112
@Blue-112 22 дня назад
FRFRRR
@charlottelouise690
@charlottelouise690 9 дней назад
Sitting on the dark stained wood main hall floor with the projector out singing “he’s got the whole world in his hands, he’s got the whole wide world in his hands!”. Priceless. And they always wheeled in the big telly on the trolley to watch England play in the World Cup 😆
@beckacason
@beckacason 4 дня назад
Those floors were always so grim and dusty 😂 I’d get up and my black skirt would look grey 😂
@takemetothelakes13
@takemetothelakes13 День назад
OH MY GOD I REMEMNER THAT CHRISITAN ASS SONH
@neilm3955
@neilm3955 19 часов назад
Whole world in his pants in my school. Genius.
@generaldistain420
@generaldistain420 16 часов назад
...green peas sleeping in a blankety bed...
@maidxn_dol1
@maidxn_dol1 52 минуты назад
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT MY SCHOOL ONLY HAD IT BC IT WAS LIKE A SPECIAL-
@NaomiBeAgEni
@NaomiBeAgEni 10 дней назад
Cant forget: "hes got the whole world in his hands, hes got the whole world in his hands"
@millicent-rosesouthworth5869
@millicent-rosesouthworth5869 2 дня назад
and we had to do the hand actions for that song as well 😭
@toxiczombiewolf5692
@toxiczombiewolf5692 23 часа назад
I got out of singing shit in primary school as I'm not religious so i could space out for a bit 😂
@millicent-rosesouthworth5869
@millicent-rosesouthworth5869 13 часов назад
@@toxiczombiewolf5692 we didn’t have a choice , we were. forced to do it 😅
@nikkilovejesus
@nikkilovejesus 44 минуты назад
nah my principal was gay so there was no way they were gonna sing a Christian so g
@Life_w.j3m
@Life_w.j3m 23 дня назад
When I was in primary school my headteacher cancelled golden time 😭😭
@Avaslays258
@Avaslays258 19 дней назад
OMG!!SAME
@user-mw2vf3mj7l
@user-mw2vf3mj7l 19 дней назад
How did you survive
@XxnottiyaxX
@XxnottiyaxX 19 дней назад
SAME
@Lavendercat2556
@Lavendercat2556 19 дней назад
I’m not there anymore, but I used to go to Kelvinside Academy in Glasgow Scotland
@izzyglamour
@izzyglamour 19 дней назад
Same 😔
@user-ni1nj4db8y
@user-ni1nj4db8y 25 дней назад
GOLDEN TIME STOPPED IN YR 2 AT MY PRIMARY 😭😭😭
@Hdhdgdusgehfiw
@Hdhdgdusgehfiw 21 день назад
SAME ✋😭
@Quunkle
@Quunkle 20 дней назад
WE GOT IT STOLEN :[
@user-xf7tn7ir5q
@user-xf7tn7ir5q 20 дней назад
Omg same
@user-ni1nj4db8y
@user-ni1nj4db8y 20 дней назад
@@user-xf7tn7ir5q yh I arrived in yr 3 and was expecting it on the Friday but it just didn't happen (I cried myself to sleep that night 😭)
@Blue_dino477
@Blue_dino477 18 дней назад
We had it in year 6 😂😂
@-Leah123
@-Leah123 25 дней назад
STRAWBERRIES SWEETER THAN IV EVER SEEN
@Ava-sk6xz
@Ava-sk6xz 20 дней назад
Beetroot is purple and onions white!!
@JasperAllMyLove
@JasperAllMyLove 20 дней назад
All grow steadily day and night, Apples are ripe And the plums are red
@XUnicornXRainbowX
@XUnicornXRainbowX 20 дней назад
@@JasperAllMyLove THE BROADBEANS ARE SLEEPING IN A BLANKETY BED!!
@user-iq5kp4do2w
@user-iq5kp4do2w 20 дней назад
HEYY!!
@user-oo7fe9ql4g
@user-oo7fe9ql4g 19 дней назад
Orangey carrots 🥕turnips cream🍦
@riamatthews9994
@riamatthews9994 25 дней назад
Babe they still got the biff, chip and kippers books at schools I got kids and they bought them home 😂
@carlybrooker200
@carlybrooker200 22 дня назад
ye
@Lulu_o7
@Lulu_o7 19 дней назад
Nah cus 6 year old me had the BIGGEST crush on Biff 😭 The signs were there young
@eeeeesha
@eeeeesha 18 дней назад
Dude floppy the dog was the best
@vikiduffield6860
@vikiduffield6860 16 дней назад
I always did it😂
@TheTrios9
@TheTrios9 25 дней назад
The amount of times bulldog got banned at my primary school
@amydixon805
@amydixon805 25 дней назад
They tried with mine but we kept playing anyway and so they all decided it would be best to let us play with teacher supervision lol😂😂❤❤
@user-iv7zo9tp9q
@user-iv7zo9tp9q 25 дней назад
Fr fr
@AgentWoof
@AgentWoof 23 дня назад
What is bulldog it never got played at my school
@user-iv7zo9tp9q
@user-iv7zo9tp9q 23 дня назад
@@AgentWoof it's is basically red light green light but with a kid Friendly name
@amydixon805
@amydixon805 22 дня назад
@@AgentWoof people line against the wall with one person ready to catch you then you count to three and you all run who ever gets caughts becomes a catcher as well it similar to red rover
@ThatRhea
@ThatRhea 24 дня назад
"..CAULIFLOWERS ARE FLUFFY!.." had me dying 😂😂😂 edit: "..OmG mUm I aM fAmOuS!.." Tysm for 853 likes, can't believe it!
@SmallPigeon
@SmallPigeon 22 дня назад
CABBAGES GREEN, STRAWBERRIES SWEETER THEN IVE EVEN SEEN!
@carlybrooker200
@carlybrooker200 22 дня назад
same it is hobell lucky i am going to middle school
@user-xe5sd2xo4r
@user-xe5sd2xo4r 20 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂 I'm love this vid
@user-xe5sd2xo4r
@user-xe5sd2xo4r 20 дней назад
I'm gonna send it to my bffl
@Cecil-ThePotato
@Cecil-ThePotato 19 дней назад
Singing this at the harvest festival 👌
@ruthhadfield9726
@ruthhadfield9726 11 дней назад
the fact that the adults could heal anything with a wet paper towel
@forgottenartform
@forgottenartform 25 дней назад
Just gave me flashbacks to what's the time Mr Wolf and bulldog 😂
@xxlittlekeyxx
@xxlittlekeyxx 8 дней назад
Oh yeah we used to play what's the time Mr Wolf at my primary school all the time😊
@emilyroberts9536
@emilyroberts9536 21 день назад
Let me just finish that song for you Cauliflowers fluffy and cabbages green redining tomatos that used to be green brown potatoes in little heaps dow in the darkness where the celery sleeps the apples are ripe and the plums are red the broad beans are sleeping in the blankety bed !YEAH!
@user-fn5bd8ip4j
@user-fn5bd8ip4j 23 дня назад
The drawings for those tea towels were you greatest masterpiece 😅
@nerdtrxsh
@nerdtrxsh 25 дней назад
THE TEATOWEL UNLOCKED SO MANY MEMORIES OMG I FORGOT ABOUT IT
@01tommyd
@01tommyd 5 дней назад
Same. My mum definitely still has it.
@possesed_beans
@possesed_beans 18 дней назад
I remember singing assembly. Some boys would sometimes sing misheard lyrics like "in his pants he's got the whole wide world" instead of "in his hands he's got the whole wide world" 😭
@3mili3.
@3mili3. 22 дня назад
NOT BIFF CHIP AND KIPPER I HAVE THE WHOLE COLLECTION OF BOOKS😭
@XUnicornXRainbowX
@XUnicornXRainbowX 20 дней назад
SAME
@Man-I-Love-Frogs
@Man-I-Love-Frogs 14 дней назад
I forgot about them
@RKK893
@RKK893 25 дней назад
Biff chip and kipper 😢😢
@Cookiez74
@Cookiez74 25 дней назад
NOT GOLDEN TIME 😂
@TheBatmanlover1
@TheBatmanlover1 15 дней назад
Bruv, I still have my dad’s tea towel
@Alice-yh6tg
@Alice-yh6tg 23 дня назад
I’m not British but… that feels nostalgic???
@OMG-omg268
@OMG-omg268 25 дней назад
That song gave me flashbacks 😂
@ellierose69890
@ellierose69890 23 дня назад
Golden time every Friday😂😂😂 memories
@shinji177
@shinji177 12 дней назад
Oh god, the tea towel unlocked years of memories all at once. I had to actually use it to dry dishes and it was so thin and useless😂
@wednesday8939
@wednesday8939 16 дней назад
Never had any of those in my British primary school! No idea what any of them are!
@jamyDodger
@jamyDodger 7 дней назад
Me neither... I'm 52 though however my kids are 29, 30 and 33 and none of them had any of these either although kipper rings a bell but I can't remember if it's a book I bought them or a cartoon on TV 😂
@moniqueb8545
@moniqueb8545 День назад
Maybe it depends on what part you're from. I went to primary school in London and the only thing she mentioned that I don't remember I'd the tea towel. My school had all the rest.
@Number81ght
@Number81ght 25 дней назад
Singing assembly was both a blessing and a curse. Loved doing the songs and hated how much it hurt my throat. I actually managed to get rid of a song from the assembly roster once.
@spiralsausage
@spiralsausage 19 дней назад
At my school the people who sang the "best" (i.e. the loudest) got to sit at the back of the hall on a bench I had to always sit next to a boy who was the worst singer but so loud so I was so excited for him to leave to the bench
@Fairyelliexx
@Fairyelliexx 21 день назад
Yk, they took away our golden time when the new headmistress replaced our old headmaster, and that last one… THE BROAD BEANS ARE SLEEPING IN THE BLANKETY BED!!!!
@immir6647
@immir6647 16 дней назад
Yes to all of them. The tea towels were hilarious some drawings were masterpieces looked done by an adult and then you had the splodge with a nose
@leannewatkins4568
@leannewatkins4568 22 дня назад
✨️so fricking relatable✨️
@roksanaoreszuk6749
@roksanaoreszuk6749 22 дня назад
I miss all of this
@MOLL514
@MOLL514 25 дней назад
That song tho 😂
@Rubie_17
@Rubie_17 19 дней назад
THE TEA TOWEL! I'm Australian but I remember when I did that in primary school
@Katie-vy5uy
@Katie-vy5uy 18 дней назад
THIS IS THE MOST RELATABLE THING IVE EVER SEEN ❤️
@coolkid3844
@coolkid3844 20 дней назад
Oh my gosh, I remember the tea towel! There was always one picture that looked absolutely amazing and the rest of them look like demonic faces😂
@issypacanins6250
@issypacanins6250 17 дней назад
The toys they’d bring out at break and there were like 5 for 200 kids… I always remember the coloured scarves and skipping ropes that you’d play helicopter with
@Duskinator
@Duskinator 6 дней назад
I don't think my school did a tea towel but golden time ABSOLUTELY takes me back!
@crusty_musty12
@crusty_musty12 2 дня назад
Cauliflowers fluffy and cabbages green, Strawberries sweeter than any I've seen, Beetroots purple and onions white, All grow steadily day and night. The apples are ripe and the plums are red *The broad beans are sleeping in their blankety bed*
@user-ts1uk1pu1w
@user-ts1uk1pu1w 15 дней назад
I went to primary school in mew zealand and we did most of these things, I still remember the tea towel😂😂
@user-vx5cc6tk8p
@user-vx5cc6tk8p 12 дней назад
I can confirm my tea towel self portrait was a masterpiece 🤌
@Just_a_therian_child_of_apollo
@Just_a_therian_child_of_apollo 5 дней назад
And then saying good morning to the head teacher - "Good mornningg MiSss/MrSSSs/MRR/Mxx ______"
@welshwoodbushcraft
@welshwoodbushcraft 3 часа назад
Anyone remember singing "Cabbages and Greens" or "Big, red combine harvester"???
@sarahglover3286
@sarahglover3286 3 дня назад
Yes my Mum still has the tea towels and yes who doesn't love the harvest song! Although if you didn't do "I'm a spring chicken" you missed out!
@Annabellexx1
@Annabellexx1 20 дней назад
Apples like they’ve been left out for a week
@autumnbishop8429
@autumnbishop8429 19 дней назад
Kipper: WHAT ABOUT ME YALLLL
@islalovesdogsxx
@islalovesdogsxx 4 дня назад
AHH THE TEA TOWEL I CANT😭✋💀 also biff and chip was smt else icl
@sanrioXluver
@sanrioXluver 3 часа назад
The song for the harvest festival was just "mwah"😅 (thats what we call ours anyways)
@fayewithmakeup
@fayewithmakeup 18 дней назад
Im leaving primary school now, and the flashbacks r unreallll
@CREEPMANE-BIATCH
@CREEPMANE-BIATCH 25 дней назад
The fact that in my primary school, the game tag got banned because literally every student (from year 3 to year 6) was playing the game 💀
@Daisy4life2024
@Daisy4life2024 2 дня назад
Omg. We all really did have the same child hood. My tea towel is in the kitchen rn 😭. I hated that song but they always made us sing it . And the we are the children off ____ school we take the pride in the things we do. Lurning together and having fun who's for a good time EVERYONE Give it 1 hive it 2 give it 1,2,3
@MrsBungle6174
@MrsBungle6174 11 дней назад
The last bit floored me! 😂😂😂 I totally forgot about that song! 🤣🤣🤣 the nostalgia is priceless ❤
@williamavery9751
@williamavery9751 5 дней назад
it's a another harvest festival Where we share our fruits and vegetables And also a celebration to say thank you to God the father It's another opportunity To be grateful for the food we eat
@josephineldn
@josephineldn 15 дней назад
Literally forgot all about this song , cauliflowers fluffy and cabbags green... and she brought it all back , even looked up the song . Ah childhood .
@vermontwrites7182
@vermontwrites7182 9 дней назад
Ah, nostalgia. I have such fond memories of primary school. I used to draw in my notebook at Golden Time. And I was way ahead of the reading level.
@MrRydude17
@MrRydude17 5 дней назад
About half of these apply in Scotland, but the nostalgia for those tea towels hits so hard
@buzzaboffical
@buzzaboffical 11 дней назад
Are yes, 'Cauliflowers fluffy' what a BANGER!!!! 😂
@MaryHelm-L
@MaryHelm-L 3 дня назад
I skipped Level 8 of Biff and Chip and my 'friend' was JEALOUS. 😅😅😅
@serenmunro5915
@serenmunro5915 19 дней назад
nah my mum bought two tea towels and the kids had to draw the teachers!!! it was so funny...
@HopeJenkins-ti3mk
@HopeJenkins-ti3mk 20 дней назад
YEEESSSS, THIS IS GIVING ME STRONG NOSTALGIA 😂😂😂❤❤❤
@xxAbi_editzxx
@xxAbi_editzxx 25 дней назад
This is giving me flashbacks of 3 years ago
@Sclub8mad
@Sclub8mad 12 дней назад
loving the fact you've used the grange hill theme song in the background
@alexcrossland8441
@alexcrossland8441 18 дней назад
STOP WHY IS THIS MY CHILDHOOD, PERFECTLY.
@jupitersnoot4915
@jupitersnoot4915 8 дней назад
My primary school had golden friday where literally all day friday was fun day, every single week. Oh god it was heaven
@HelenM1994
@HelenM1994 15 дней назад
I KNEW which song was about to come up, BROAD BEANS ARE SLEEPING IN A BLANKETY BED!
@bethysbarn
@bethysbarn 6 дней назад
I knew I didn’t invent that bloody song in my brain randomly! 🙌🙌🎉 My hubby has no clue what I’m on about when I say we sang this weird garden song about veggies but he did have a weird hippy teacher that had them singing strange forgotten songs from the 60s&70s so maybe his school was the weird one! 🤷‍♀️😂🤦‍♀️
@rosekendrick9752
@rosekendrick9752 17 дней назад
I FORGOT ABOUT THAY SONG UNTIL YOU JUST SANG IT!!! Epic!! 😂😂😂😂😂XXX
@SpaceCase1701
@SpaceCase1701 18 дней назад
Omg "cauliflowers fluffy", core memory unlocked
@ALTnOtes
@ALTnOtes 15 дней назад
GOOD AFTERNOON [insert teacher name] GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE I miss primary school :(
@helRAEzzzer
@helRAEzzzer 21 день назад
I'm so jealous of the tea towel thing! I wish American school did that! Such a fun idea for a keepsake!
@XUnicornXRainbowX
@XUnicornXRainbowX 20 дней назад
WE DID OURS YESTERDAY BECAUSE ITS OUR LAST DAY OF PRIMARY, THEY ALSO GET MADE INTO TOTE BAGS
@DaisyGurney
@DaisyGurney 22 дня назад
Also the climbing frame that was only used once in the year and it was always the last week of school 😅
@goldrose3019
@goldrose3019 2 дня назад
You honestly seem like a joy to be around
@SolarEclips-1
@SolarEclips-1 5 дней назад
When I was in primary school I played bull dog I got insured and had to have a cast on my leg from it, and they still play it to this day 😑
@haggerz84
@haggerz84 13 дней назад
When I was at school, we sang Yellow Submarine in assembly. Also, we played games like Oranges and Lemons, and kisschase, before that got banned for obvious reasons. Tag and House 1-2-3 were also staples in the playground too.
@themaslins2205
@themaslins2205 18 дней назад
No the nostalgia is through the roof😢
@user-sb8ld8hu7x
@user-sb8ld8hu7x 22 дня назад
Omg yes I can still remember the song😭😭🤣🤣
@Rainboroblox
@Rainboroblox 21 день назад
THIS IS SO RELATABLE CAULIFLOWERS FLUFFY AND CABBAGES GREEN STRAWBBERIES SWEETER THAN IVE EVER SEEN
@aimeecooke4231
@aimeecooke4231 17 дней назад
My primary school banned biff,kipper,and chip cuz they were "irresponsible "
@darcyfraser8066
@darcyfraser8066 20 дней назад
I remember that but nowadays it's called " Play 31" because the 31st right is to play but you only get 25 minutes.
@AtlasMei
@AtlasMei 3 дня назад
THE SCHOOL DINNERS IDK WHY BUT THEY WERE EFIN BUSSIN
@SiobhanSampson1997
@SiobhanSampson1997 19 дней назад
yes Yes & YES! Brings back so many great memories 😊
@beckieannfriend324
@beckieannfriend324 10 дней назад
i still know the whole song cauliflowers, fluffy and cabbages, green strawberries sweeter than any I’ve seen beetroot, purple and onions white all grow steadily day and night the b-road beans are sleeping in their blankety bed
@Lilz-rose
@Lilz-rose 18 дней назад
The fact they still sing that song now shocks me so much 😮😂
@millieb3823
@millieb3823 13 дней назад
End of year tea towel!! Never had one of these haha
@Ali0pa
@Ali0pa 19 дней назад
BIG, RED, COMBINE HAREVSTER, BIG, RED, COMBINE HAREVSTER, BIG, RED, COMBINE HAREVSTER, CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUGGING AWAY
@Lindseyrules1
@Lindseyrules1 2 дня назад
My childhood just flashed before my eyes lol
@colettej2504
@colettej2504 16 дней назад
I’m now old enough to have inherited my old school tea towels. I love how boxy 8 year old me thought I was!
@saratompsett125
@saratompsett125 14 дней назад
She knows the song I repeat she knows the big OG
@AutisticKittyStar
@AutisticKittyStar 15 дней назад
I still remember the songs we used to sing in my primary school "shine, jesus, shine" "stay awake, *clap clap* be ready, *clap clap* you do not know the hour when the lord is coming, stay awake, *clap clap* the lord is coming soon, hallelujah, hallelujah, the lord is coming soon" 😅
@XUnicornXRainbowX
@XUnicornXRainbowX 20 дней назад
CAULIFLOWERS FLUFFY AND CANNAGES GREEN, STRAWBERRIES SWEETER THAN IVE EVER SEEN, BETTROOT PURPLE AND ONIONS WHITE, ALL GROWING STEADILY DAY AND NIGHT, THE APPLES A RIPE AND THE PLUMS ARE RED, THE BROADBEANS ARE SLEEPING IN A BLANKETY BED !!! my fav primary song!! :D
@DatLobster
@DatLobster 18 дней назад
I was so proud with the book stuff, everyone else was still on biff and chip, I was reading Terry Pratchet
@user-eh3sr7pm3f
@user-eh3sr7pm3f 3 дня назад
Biff kipper and chip I loved them books
@alicewyld4087
@alicewyld4087 18 дней назад
WHO REMEMBERS THE LEAVERS SONG?? NOW ITS TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO OUR FRIENDS MOVING ON AND AFTER MANY YEARS OF STAYING HERER WE WILL BE SAD WHEN YOUR GONE.
@Me.com2356
@Me.com2356 5 дней назад
The superiority you felt when you sat on the benches in Yr6 unmatched
@beanoboy62
@beanoboy62 10 дней назад
I knew it was gonna be "Cauliflowers are fluffy" before you even said it 😂
@AvvyFen
@AvvyFen 15 дней назад
STOP YOU JUST WOKE A MEMORY UP WITH THE CAULIFLOWER SONG LMAOO
@user-gc6ng9rk9e
@user-gc6ng9rk9e 8 дней назад
both chip and kipper got me being so hilarious and laughing so much because I read those every day like what the hell❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@_Leila_
@_Leila_ 18 дней назад
OMG BIFF CHIP AND KIPPER BROUGHT BACK SO MANY MEMS
@SelinaTandon
@SelinaTandon 15 дней назад
And the song “ WAKE UP GIVE YOURSELF A SHAKE UP GET YOUR BODY MOVING…”
@sapphos_roommates
@sapphos_roommates 17 дней назад
Biff and chip!! Litterally my entire childhood lmao
@Wolfie_fox21
@Wolfie_fox21 22 дня назад
that song omg yess we sang that like every year 😂❤
@serendipitousstudiosyt33
@serendipitousstudiosyt33 11 часов назад
This gave me lethal flashbacks.
@user-fm5qb7st9p
@user-fm5qb7st9p 19 дней назад
In my primary school we sang a song called "We're so proud of our school" and all the year 6's say "we're not proud of our school"
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