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Things Not To Do In Glasgow (Scotland) 

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I may do one of these for Edinburgh too, but Glasgow is usually the place in Scotland that we all make fun of so I wanted to do this one first! =D
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@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
I feel a lot of people are taking this video too seriously =P It's meant to be a bit of a piss take but the story about the chips did actually happen to me!
@guarddog318
@guarddog318 7 лет назад
Mosco, do keep in mind that some folk are just sarcastic bastards, and that sarcasm doesn't always come through in written words. Speaking strictly for myself, I can only ask that you not take anything I say too seriously. 😉 Oh, and one other thing while I'm here... I came to your channel strictly by accident. A video popped up on the main YT page titled something like " Why Scottish people love America", and being confused at anybody loving this place, given how and by whom it's currently being run... well I sort'a had to have a look. What I found was amusing and educational enough that I figured I might as well stick around. 😀
@clxud3dm1nd71
@clxud3dm1nd71 7 лет назад
WeeScottishLass is that a Yuri on ice shirt? o.o
@paulmitchell5420
@paulmitchell5420 7 лет назад
I know yer taking the piss with this video but instead of chips give the alkies give them a deep fried mars bar
@moonrabbit8557
@moonrabbit8557 7 лет назад
WeeScottishLass I'm originally from Glasgow but I moved to Inverness 4 years ago
@davidmaguire3521
@davidmaguire3521 7 лет назад
This has me in stitches. I had all these impressions before I moved to Glasgow 7 years ago. Now I'm a chip stealing, stabbing local
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
Dear family of Lads and Lassies, please help me make my content more readily available to non English speaking folk by helping me to subtitle this video =D We need to warn everyone about the dangers of Scotland after all ;) Also FIRST!
@BListHistory
@BListHistory 7 лет назад
WeeScottishLass let's start a petition to get Glaswegian registered as its own language, or at least its own dialect
@NoNo-sj5oi
@NoNo-sj5oi 7 лет назад
WeeScottishLass i like your accent, and your hair, how did you get it to swoop?🤔🤔🤔🤔
@ravenskye23
@ravenskye23 7 лет назад
have you seen the Glasgow tunnels?
@NoNo-sj5oi
@NoNo-sj5oi 7 лет назад
ravenskye23 no not yet
@djrobinson7506
@djrobinson7506 7 лет назад
Glasgow is not that bad I'm fae Glasgow
@markdoherty3718
@markdoherty3718 7 лет назад
Thanks, now you tell me. This explains why I got stabbed the last time I visited Glasgow while I was walking alone singing God save the queen in my terrible Irish/Scottish accent and refusing to share my chips with a group of drunken Scottish youths. Well better late then never.
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
x'D there's always one! Hahhaa
@smoothfags20
@smoothfags20 6 лет назад
Refusing to share your chips is one thing but, singing God save the Queen is another. IF, you`d sung Oh Flower of Scotland, you`d have had a good sing song with hoards of others all joining in.
@michelegillespie1971
@michelegillespie1971 5 лет назад
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@rashlereid
@rashlereid 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@markoldgeezer167
@markoldgeezer167 7 лет назад
"So even though you're going to be getting killed, at least we're going to be friendly about it." I love this line! =D
@bigred7318
@bigred7318 4 года назад
Mark OldGeezer it's not her patter, the joke is you might get stabbed but at least we'll call you a taxi or ambulance ...haste ye back
@deborahcobain5794
@deborahcobain5794 3 года назад
This is a Glaswegian comic called Kevin bridges Joke she taking that as her own too the lassie is full of bs!
@JungiOlympia
@JungiOlympia 7 лет назад
I've been to Glasgow twice! Once for over a week! Walked about at night. Sometimes by myself. Without any chips. Never got stabbed. Should I ask for my money back?
@littleblue3310
@littleblue3310 7 лет назад
"A £2 bag of chips may save your life" - so true though 😂
@JPMJPM
@JPMJPM 7 лет назад
Ailish is Pan I thought she was talking about a bag of chips that WEIGHS two pounds! Ha! I was thinking, Wow, that's a lot of chips!
@littleblue3310
@littleblue3310 7 лет назад
Jen P. Mitts lol 😂
@justaman-km1hl
@justaman-km1hl 7 лет назад
Ailish is Pan except the SEAGULL gang's roaming at large and lying in wait to pounce and set upon ya like a feral one eye'd alley cat mangling a dainty he's caught.The fear isn't from a low IQ bunch of chavs with an equal number of tooth to tattoo ratio and lack of MENSA memberships. Just get on with the FOOTIE !
@littleblue3310
@littleblue3310 7 лет назад
justaman6972 ah yes very true, the seagull gang is the only one who won't leave you alone if you have chips 😂
@jakebarnes28
@jakebarnes28 7 лет назад
Ailish is Pan Ah! I thought you were talking about the WEIGHT of the chips! I was like, "damn! girls gotta lug around a lot a chips to be safe in Glasgow. "
@kaitlynnstirling6494
@kaitlynnstirling6494 7 лет назад
"Or, in America, you might have a gun" 😂😂 so true though.
@gordonr8706
@gordonr8706 7 лет назад
Things to do in Edinburgh, go to Waverley station and get a train to Glasgow, cos they're anti social people in Edinburgh.
@AAA-fh5kd
@AAA-fh5kd 4 года назад
@@thismortalcoil696 Thats the dumbest most ignorant statement you could make.
@paulredmond5956
@paulredmond5956 4 года назад
Well said big yin
@paulredmond5956
@paulredmond5956 4 года назад
@@AAA-fh5kd no its not it's the truth
@petermcdougall301
@petermcdougall301 3 года назад
Just as much anti social people in Glasgow as I used to live there.
@dianacasey6002
@dianacasey6002 3 года назад
Cross breed Glasgow Edinburgh person both have qualities worth while don’t be a tool
@Sophie-cs6hs
@Sophie-cs6hs 7 лет назад
You're not more likely to be stabbed in Glasgow than anywhere else in Europe but if you are stabbed in Glasgow you're more likely to be stabbed multiple times because in Glasgow when you commit a crime you commit. (Not my joke)
@MegaCutie000
@MegaCutie000 7 лет назад
Haha Daniel Sloss! I imagined him shaking his fist while reading this
@brianallison1192
@brianallison1192 3 года назад
In a friendly way obviously
@laytonpro8655
@laytonpro8655 7 лет назад
Another thing not to do in Glasgow: if someone comes up to you (especially a drunk person) and asks if you support Celtic or rangers, its best to say you don't follow football. They may seem annoyed but it's better than saying one or the other. If you say the one they don't support, they can become extremely aggressive and if you say the one they do, they will be your best pal but someone else who supports the opposite might then be offended and if you then lie and say you like the other team to the second guy, the first will think your a backstabbing lier. In short, it's a loose/loose situation.
@squach6239
@squach6239 7 лет назад
Layton pro 🎩⚡ Tell them the name of an American football team! Our football not soccer,even though that might slow em up also!Met a bunch of Spanish guys at a bar in KC Mo and they were going on about soccer and they asked me what football team I followed and I told them the Chiefs ,shut em right up!! They spent like 5 minutes in a Spanish huddle,then just said, thats cool,and bought me a beer! I think it might work on most any rabid football fan/huligan !
@laytonpro8655
@laytonpro8655 7 лет назад
squach623 !!!!! 😂that's kinda funny. Fair enough that may work but still be careful, people here can get pretty annoyed when people call football soccer here
@SternLX
@SternLX 7 лет назад
Would confuse an American sports fan. "Is that Boston Celtics(Basketball) and New York Rangers(Hockey)?"
@starandfox601
@starandfox601 7 лет назад
Interesting fact about american football and soccer.the reason why they are both called football is cause they basicly came from the same game and the word soccer came from a english boys school cause it was shorten form of the word association football. If you don't believe read book or use google.
@kacywatson6314
@kacywatson6314 7 лет назад
Layton pro 🎩⚡ ST John’s FTW GO PERTH Hometown
@hazrieimran4658
@hazrieimran4658 7 лет назад
I've lived in Glasgow for nearly 6 years and I find Glaswegian to be very friendly, and most of them are not racists. Glasgow is more Scottish than Edinburgh if you know what I mean
@CapAnson12345
@CapAnson12345 7 лет назад
I heard all this stuff about the dangers of Glasgow before I visited.. and my hotel was on Argyle street. Which isn't the best. So naturally I decided to go for a walk at 1am to see just how bad it was. And truthfully other than some random drunken people I didn't see anything out of the ordinary and didn't feel the least bit threatened. I'm a rather large fellow so I'm sure that's part of it. But I didn't think Glasgow even remotely compars to the dangers of say.. south side Chicago or Atlanta. There was this McDonalds near the train station that a bunch of.. I dunno.. emo leather clad teenage toughs liked to hang out in the evenings.. like a hundred or so. I don't know what their deal was but I suppose they could be intimidating to some people. Glasgow did seem a bit.. grimier.. than Edinburgh but it seems to me just don't do anything overly stupid and you'll be fine, like you would be in any large city.
@CapAnson12345
@CapAnson12345 7 лет назад
CelticWorld ok well I'll stick to the inner city then.
@lilfear
@lilfear 7 лет назад
I constantly love ur videos. makes me love the Scottish lifestyle more and more...."if I kill you I will be nice about it" omg hilarious
@jdmeaux
@jdmeaux 7 лет назад
Visit Glasgow. Wear chainmaile.
@jerotoro2021
@jerotoro2021 7 лет назад
First video I've ever seen of yours. Or any scottish youtuber for that matter... and jeez that accent. I swear I'd travel to Scotland just to sit in a pub and listen to that accent for a week straight. So great.
@grayghost296
@grayghost296 6 лет назад
That was so funny I love how you say staby like not a lot just a little staby lol
@lilyy2209
@lilyy2209 6 лет назад
A live in Glasgow oh and btw a was in the middle of Glasgow n this wee guy started to sing Garry cinnamon and we all sung along lmao
@facieann2127
@facieann2127 7 лет назад
lol love it. I live in glasgow right now and live across from a pub. the singing while drunk is extremly true!
@TranceHeed
@TranceHeed 7 лет назад
Pretty shite you've just made Glasgow out to be a terrible place to go.
@4561-n3l
@4561-n3l 6 лет назад
amclellan84 murder capital of Europe
@PsychicIsaacs
@PsychicIsaacs 6 лет назад
Glasgow IS a terrible place to go!!!
@Cheezsoup
@Cheezsoup 3 года назад
You, Joke ↑
@TranceHeed
@TranceHeed 3 года назад
Even the neds have better patter than you rejects.
@paulcrawford5437
@paulcrawford5437 7 лет назад
Lol at least you can get a cop of tea here unlike edinburgh where the greeting usually is "you'll have had ur tea then?" lol :P
@corrielightbody5969
@corrielightbody5969 7 лет назад
I love your channel even though i'm Scottish myself and don't NEED to watch these videos XD
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
YEYE =D Thank you!!!
@far_away_rhys
@far_away_rhys 7 лет назад
Corrie Lightbody I'm the same, it's brilliant xD
@cxlstxn3071
@cxlstxn3071 6 лет назад
Same :p
@1Scottishmum
@1Scottishmum 6 лет назад
Same lol
@kae-uz2cc
@kae-uz2cc 4 года назад
I'm Glasgow
@stanneubert4911
@stanneubert4911 7 лет назад
Should we bring our bowie knives or is it better to just pick up a dirk, or even a claymore when we get there?
@user-nz5rx1vy2y
@user-nz5rx1vy2y 7 лет назад
form living in Glasgow for 13 year I have to agree so much with you + found it funny af
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
So glad everyone from Glasgow has an amazing sense of humour! It makes me so proud to be Scottish to know that we can literally laugh at ourselves and take a joke =D
@janfluitsma8274
@janfluitsma8274 7 лет назад
CamPlays-_- ! Like Deacon Brody?
@user-nz5rx1vy2y
@user-nz5rx1vy2y 7 лет назад
don't know him/her but if they have then yes
@janfluitsma8274
@janfluitsma8274 7 лет назад
CamPlays-_- ! The myth is that he designed a new type of gallow and was the first to be hang by it. Btw, it is Brodie.
@user-nz5rx1vy2y
@user-nz5rx1vy2y 7 лет назад
sorry thought he was a RU-vid
@HankMacGregor1
@HankMacGregor1 7 лет назад
I went to Glasgow for a laugh and came back out in stitches.
@toni5543
@toni5543 7 лет назад
Haha I love this vid. True about god save the queen 😂. If I see you out and about in Glasgow expect a quick high five from me! Love from a fellow Scottish lads.
@NaimaMB
@NaimaMB 6 лет назад
I was just in Glasgow, and I’m going back in February. That place is wild, and part of me loves it. The other part didn’t get to stay long enough. 😂 I literally watched your videos for years now. You’re the reason I mainly went.
@TheRoseMaddox
@TheRoseMaddox 7 лет назад
I was walking aroud Glasgow centre at midnight and was feeling perfectly safe. But in Gorbals - I was scared af :D
@carlybw5562
@carlybw5562 7 лет назад
barb_ecue of course, its the gorbals😁
@garrygemmell5676
@garrygemmell5676 6 лет назад
Try Easterhoose or Barrheed - Gorbals is like disneyworld!
@bnns1219
@bnns1219 6 лет назад
Oliver 2000 costa del greenock 😂
@aperson126
@aperson126 6 лет назад
Garry Gemmell OMG barrhead is terrible! I HATE walking about
@1Scottishmum
@1Scottishmum 6 лет назад
Yeah i'd be scared too.
@joshuaalmond1376
@joshuaalmond1376 7 лет назад
I've just recently moved to Scotland from Newcastle, I already love this place and I've only been here for 2 month the people around here are so much more laid back and friendly than down Newcastle
@Xxxypher
@Xxxypher 7 лет назад
Glasgow is a funny city, I've had more 'fun' encounters as a dude than I have had in drag.
@nathantillis9478
@nathantillis9478 7 лет назад
I've been watching your videos for almost a week now I finally decided to subscribe I'm your 24910th subscriber I think you're bloody brilliant a Bonnie Lass and wildly entertaining keep it up I'll keep watching
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
YEY! Thank you Nathan
@mnshorten
@mnshorten 7 лет назад
This video is hilarious/terrifying. "It's a wee bit stabby." 😵🔪
@DerperDaDerpa
@DerperDaDerpa 7 лет назад
I'm so glad I found your channel you always make me smile and laugh, thanks for brightening up my day and much love from the pacific northwest USA. We adore you keep doing what you're doing and I hope you're having a great day.
@jackcarter6629
@jackcarter6629 6 лет назад
Things not to do in Glasgow. 1. Be English. 2. Be English. 3. Be English. 4. Be English. 5. Be English.
@rachelhains4396
@rachelhains4396 7 лет назад
I look foward to your videos all week and you never disappoint. Also wanted to say thank you for sharing Yur!!! on Ice, with me. I watched all the episodes yesterday and loved it!!!!! Can't wait till your next video, you always make my days better.
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
rachel hains YEY it's sooooo good isn't it??? DONT STOP US NOW! THE MOMENT OF TRUTH! WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY!!
@scottgrieve3061
@scottgrieve3061 7 лет назад
You've made it so I'm scared to leave my hoose!
@user-mr8rj5mr6c
@user-mr8rj5mr6c 7 лет назад
Haha when you said not to walk around at night, i have walked in glasgow at night since i was a teen and i agree. XD Great video
@JEMCochran49
@JEMCochran49 7 лет назад
I remember walking out of Queens station...early 70's... and giving a bum some change. Suddenly about a half-dozen other bums got up and headed toward me. I loudly said sorry guys, he got all my change....they all sat down.
@moonmaiden8881
@moonmaiden8881 3 года назад
LOL! I'm such an American. When you said you were carrying around a 2 pound bag of chips I immediately thought of weight not currency. I thought, "Man, she must REALLY love fries to be carrying around two pounds of 'em!". XD
@ianonline
@ianonline 7 лет назад
This could just as easily be "tips to be safe out at night" in England or just about anywhere, apart from the Scottish accent attempt which in non-Scottish places would just get a few laughs, and that's cheaper and healthier than chips. :)
@shaunvlog
@shaunvlog 7 лет назад
Another awesome Scotland vlog Mosco 😊😊🙌🙌
@markoldgeezer167
@markoldgeezer167 7 лет назад
Hey, Mosco. I'd like to see you, Erin and Shaun do a collab - that would be the most Scottish video ever!
@aideno5931
@aideno5931 7 лет назад
This is so great to find a Scottish youtube channel thats so good
@killianjones3477
@killianjones3477 7 лет назад
I'm going to study in Glasgow next year, I was mostly worried about the accent, but now i'm really thinking of learning some karate😂🤣
@jimbotheassclown
@jimbotheassclown 6 лет назад
Karate the Dane Cook of martial arts .
@bigred7318
@bigred7318 4 года назад
This wee girl thinks she's funny but she's not, you'll have a great time in Glasgow , great live music scene, nightlife and socialising in general, loads to do for free and we sandblast our buildings so they look clean unlike Edinburgh...enjoy the city Killian you'll love it...
@zeeshanazeem992
@zeeshanazeem992 7 лет назад
thanks so much moving to Glasgow for studies and ur vid really helped ! :)
@lishykins9176
@lishykins9176 7 лет назад
watching your videos makes me really want to visit your beautiful country and I know my husband would like to see where his ancestors came from.
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
Aye because nothing says 'VISIT SCOTLAND' quite like being told we all like to stab each other and steal alloy wheels ;D HAHA I joke, thanks for the comment!
@lishykins9176
@lishykins9176 7 лет назад
WeeScottishLass haha, the stabbing and stealing of people's car parts is the normal in the city I live in anyway. So it'll make me feel like home lol, but no need for thanks on commenting. You make great content!
@Brixenta
@Brixenta 7 лет назад
Lishykins I thought both of those things too! Man, mosco's vid is make me want to visit so bad! And, the horror stories, really are no Deterrence, because, they happens around here too! In fact, it might make me more comfortable to walk around the streets having to constantly watch my back, to make sure no one's trying to stop me! LOL
@stephababe2007
@stephababe2007 6 лет назад
Why? Its a shithole like most places
@Olivia-zk3wx
@Olivia-zk3wx 6 лет назад
Lishykins you should come it’s a realy nice place and there is always something to do
@colinp2238
@colinp2238 7 лет назад
Yay got delivery of my Wee Scottish Lad and Haste Ye Back Tee shirts. Went out in kilt and tee shirt on a hot and sticky Friday in London. Proud as Punch! Ended up at the local Portuguese bar and a wee cracking waitress was taken aback. She asked if I have a son - a bit of a back handed compliment but hey!
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
colinp2238 YEY WAY TO ROCK THE LOOK =D haha xD I love it! Tweet me a picture if you want!
@colinp2238
@colinp2238 7 лет назад
I haven't got a picture yet. I don't use Twitter. When I get a pic how else can I send it?
@ianmacfarlane1241
@ianmacfarlane1241 7 лет назад
Can't really take any more of this shite (2:24 gave up)"Stabby" "Don't walk alone at night" absolute pish, but if it keeps her out of Glasgow, that's great. As for the rest of the World - yes, Glasgow is up there in crime statistics HOWEVER the inter-gang fighting greatly skews these figures, so unless you're 15-19 and want to go looking for a gang fight, you'll usually be totally fine. Yes, people can suffer from muggings, etc but I'll go out on a limb here and say I think in Glasgow there's probably LESS random stranger attacks than elsewhere. LESS!! People are generally very friendly in Glasgow - remember not to join a gang when you are visiting , and all good.
@lindsey5818
@lindsey5818 7 лет назад
Ian Macfarlane aye Glasgow is amazing the people here are all friendly
@ianmacfarlane1241
@ianmacfarlane1241 7 лет назад
Lindsey Wilson It really comes down to jealously - whenever I hear the anti-Glasgow stuff I know that's what lies at the heart of it.
@bigred7318
@bigred7318 4 года назад
Aye remember it could have all went a bit stabby coming back from gay pride in a tolerant city like Glasgow for not sharing a chip, in saying that I've just tippled to the out burst in an attempt at humour with hidden anger, she had to share a chip...now I get it she's from Edinburgh , people from Glasgow are used to helping and sharing hence the name the friendly city, if you ask for some mair in Edinburgh the open a window...
@mikefelty2625
@mikefelty2625 7 лет назад
I just discovered your channel. and I'm liking it so far. I have a Glaswegian friend who visits twice a year, and she has stories about Glasgow that pretty much sum up all of what you just said. And she's in the service industry and has to deal with people directly that have had a few too many adult beverages lol. Keep up the entertaining content, and I'll keep watching. ☺
@kenjohnson1041
@kenjohnson1041 7 лет назад
we were driving through Glasgow years ago.my son had a rangers top on(not a fan,he just liked the top) we came across celtic football stadium and it was,wait for it...MATCH DAY😨😨😨 He was only 9 but we got that top off him QUICK
@BigJack-1872
@BigJack-1872 7 лет назад
In all honesty if it's a young child, the fans won't attack. It's when you get "TAIG SLAYER333" with his big sash and fuck the pope scarf that the bricks start flying
@UnknownUzer
@UnknownUzer 5 лет назад
Reality show idea : Take a bus full of Glasgow's meanest badasses and drop them in the Middle of Chicago and tell them to run the place like they did Glasgow and watch the fun unfold. It would be a very short series (at most a week long mini-series) but I bet it would be entertaining as fook.
@trinny4130
@trinny4130 7 лет назад
i live n Glasgow, i love how she made it look like we go around stabbing everyone all the time (we dont) lmao, i dont relate to many scottish vids and im a glaswegian!!!XDXD
@lindsey5818
@lindsey5818 7 лет назад
Mr.Bobert Ross no but some people do. Scotland is a beautiful country (the best country ever and its history is amazing) but more and more people are turning it into a rather devastating place with the rise of drug intake....Ye have to not take everything so seriously this is Scottish humor 😂 always taking the piss of everything. Oh Bonnie Scotland I am so proud to be fae Glasgow. It's a lovely city despite some things that go on there but everything has its flaws
@zedex1226
@zedex1226 7 лет назад
Everyone needs a hobby. Try to do two stabbings on your way to work in the morning. It'll set a bright pace for the rest of your day. When the boss or some customer or whatever gives you shit and you just think you can't stand another minute of this crap job you can remember that you've already done a stabbing or two and no matter how horrible the day is, at least you have that. You'll find that eases your own tension. You might think you are well collected by people can pick up on cues that you might not even know about yourself. So if you're stressed it shows. The two stabbing in the morning thing will ease that. Often as not will improve things. If not, treat yourself and make it your third.
@MrBoreray
@MrBoreray 6 лет назад
We have a lot of'Lapgoch'(look it up)practitioners here,the ancient Welsh self-defence martial art
@garrygemmell5676
@garrygemmell5676 6 лет назад
Haha true or from pure and utter cunts area like Newton Mearns!
@garrygemmell5676
@garrygemmell5676 6 лет назад
Haha you obviously dont get out much i was stabbed twice once in Blythswood square and once in Buchannan street and I got mars barred outside the Claddagh my clock looks like a patchwork quilt so dinny gie us yer waash wee man - probably from Newton Mearns are ye!
@Deckybob
@Deckybob 7 лет назад
More true Glasgow stories! I was accosted by a charming youth in a very fashionable trackie while coming out of the local corner shop for milk and rolls. I was greeted with the beautiful sound of, "Geez a quid or am gonny batter the shite out ye!" Rather than oblige this most reasonable request, I admit I sort of...pat ma shants and in a moment of panic (as the folks back home doth eloquently say) I doofed him in the dome with two pints of milk and bolted up the road. So, as a local looking to add an amendment to your helpful guide, if chips aren't available then carry milk. It could save your life/financial well-being.
@Artist21st
@Artist21st 7 лет назад
👍thank you Mosco! I'm from originally Wisconsin USA Milwaukee in particular. I spent a significant amount of time in Chicago, unfortunately has a reputation for being a very violent city. Not all of Chicago, you just have to be aware of your surroundings. I definitely feel what your saying.😊😉 BUT to everyone please do visit Chicago.. Use the same advice as per Glasgow.
@josephfriend7442
@josephfriend7442 7 лет назад
Romero R 160 shootings in the 1st 2 weeks of June in Chicago. mostly west n south tho.
@Artist21st
@Artist21st 7 лет назад
Joseph Friend yeah SMH
@brianseefeldt4085
@brianseefeldt4085 7 лет назад
Every time I pass HWY 100 going East I feel like I've entered a different world. Milwaukee, like many places in this world, has its problems but the places I've been in Milwaukee do make me feel safe but I'm never there after dark unless I'm leaving a show at the Riverside or Pabst Theater.
@brianseefeldt4085
@brianseefeldt4085 7 лет назад
Chicago, on the other hand, scares the crap out of me!
@josephfriend7442
@josephfriend7442 7 лет назад
Brian Seefeldt well iver one thousand shootings this year so far
@stevendee2831
@stevendee2831 6 лет назад
Loved it! Ya forgot to mention running down the street yellin " go rangers!!"
@Devils5lut
@Devils5lut 7 лет назад
The bit where you offer food to drunken people always work. I get hungry when I had a couple of drinks, more along the long the lines of being a bit tipsy. I always carry a bag of mix sweets of sort in my bag. And it's a big one! And I just offer to as many people. It works wonders and they get sentimental on you but that's kinda creepy lol
@ScottTheGamer
@ScottTheGamer 7 лет назад
It's really good to see a big Scottish RU-vidr with almost 30k subscribers I really hope I get that someday
@skrimshaw72
@skrimshaw72 7 лет назад
Hehehe.. So basically this vlog is about the "neds" in Glasgow? :D
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
Exactly =D
@wa1ufo
@wa1ufo 6 лет назад
Thank you lassie!
@garymcatear822
@garymcatear822 7 лет назад
Aye a £2 bag a chips might save yer life but that all depends if yer would be attacker likes salt n vinegar on their chips or not, it's yer donald duck at the end of the day
@medievilwarrior1106
@medievilwarrior1106 6 лет назад
A bottle of buckfast may com in handy too...works better than chips
@graylad
@graylad 7 лет назад
Don't go to the Viking pub on Maryhill and proclaim the you're a proud Englishman, or that you love the English LOL . You'll get a big kiss for your troubles. Ye may even get a smile!!
@michelegillespie1971
@michelegillespie1971 5 лет назад
Who would ever say that anyways? Was raised very Irish, and my Nana would not even allow English alcohol in her house... LMFAO
@nzgersfan
@nzgersfan 5 лет назад
Hahaha people just don't go to Maryhill at all I lived there for couple years and it looks like hell love the place but be careful if you do go there
@LucasMartins-dz6jx
@LucasMartins-dz6jx 4 года назад
It's really important, I'm going to Glasgow next summer and I didn't know that I can't do these things. Thank you so much, you helped me a lot :)
@ashleyCNesbitt
@ashleyCNesbitt 7 лет назад
A Celtic fan unfollowed me on Twitter for retweeting from a guy who had a Rangers profile picture. Thankfully I support Ayr Utd, not a very good team but anything is better than them two. Having to drive through Glasgow to see my grandparents in Oban is my least favourite part of the journey.
@Jie67
@Jie67 6 лет назад
Ayrshire hun
@JamboC-et8jn
@JamboC-et8jn 7 лет назад
Thank you, this is a funny video and I live just outside Glasgow
@straightouttascotland7130
@straightouttascotland7130 6 лет назад
Living near Glasgow, I can confirm... That this list is the most helpful thing ever😂 but aye... Don't sing God Save The Queen...
@terry987654
@terry987654 7 лет назад
you should also do a video on how to use a bus in glasgow without getting stuck with a ned lol
@robertlyons7681
@robertlyons7681 7 лет назад
Am.east end Glasgow , my boy is 16 , Glasgow has changed so much when a was a kid , far too much negative press the city gets , the Billy or a Tim song's are gone
@bnns1219
@bnns1219 6 лет назад
Robert Lyons where abouts in east end ?, it has calmed doon but gangs still kick aboot in someareas like Drumchapel( too many to name individually) Tongs and Cumbie pretty much all the old ones to some degree , Glasgows kickin off big time wi Lyons v Daniels but
@Kinokisings
@Kinokisings 3 года назад
Mosco: Hey lads and lasses, it’s Mosco Captions: He never has a muscle it smells good I can’t fucking breathe 😂
@kitkat1152003
@kitkat1152003 7 лет назад
Hey I'm from Glasgow and this is too true 😂 thanks for making me more aware of the city I live in! Great video again! I live In an area where it's a little less "stabby" but I'll keep this in mind for when I go to the city 😂💕💕💕
@bpctrailers820
@bpctrailers820 7 лет назад
kitkat1152003 Same i live in the East End so i see a fight everyday 😂
@emmaryan2108
@emmaryan2108 7 лет назад
I'm from Glasgow it's so funny watching this video because I relate to pretty much everything she's talking about 😂
@kacywatson6314
@kacywatson6314 6 лет назад
kitkat1152003 hello Glasgow from the other side of the hill Perth
@datweirdguy8113
@datweirdguy8113 6 лет назад
kitkat1152003 i ❤ glasgow its amazing
@thomasmcavoy9942
@thomasmcavoy9942 6 лет назад
kitkat1152003 listen she is not even from Glasgow she is talking shite
@gergomedgyes4394
@gergomedgyes4394 7 лет назад
Is it really that bad? I just moved to ayrshire and i was planning to visit the city occasionally....
@courtneyo8715
@courtneyo8715 7 лет назад
Loved this! My fiancé and I will be visiting Glasgow in September. We kind of giggle to ourselves about all the warnings people give about how violent it can be. We live just outside the city of Detroit and he is a Detroit police officer and I think the cities reputation is pretty globally known 😬
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
Yeah and most of this is tongue in cheek =D yer gonna love Glasgow!
@garymcatear822
@garymcatear822 7 лет назад
Back in the early 90's a new coca-cola vending machine was fitted outside a shop in the Duke street part of Glasgow. Now they claimed this vending machine was impossible to break into or smash to pieces and so on, it had been on the streets of detroit, philidelphia and all sorts of other places in the USA and nobody could bust into them. The very next day in Duke street Glasgow the vending machine that was installed the day before (which had been 'bolted' to the ground and the wall was gone, vanished, never to be seen or heard of again. Never underestimate a Glaswegians enginuity.
@mollyapteros
@mollyapteros 7 лет назад
It has its bad elements, but it can be a really great city too. Heaps of shopping, museums, galleries, interesting restaurants, some great historic sites. Tourists generally don't go to the more 'dangerous' parts of the city anyways. I've been a dozen times and never had any stabby stabby incidents. 😉
@stephaniebieberxxx
@stephaniebieberxxx 6 лет назад
Courtney B Glasgow is fine you'll be ok
@platinum2283
@platinum2283 6 лет назад
I love how your RU-vid channel is about Scotland and Glasgow it makes me happy there's a fellow Scot in RU-vid also are you from Glasgow? I am
@stephblah8651
@stephblah8651 7 лет назад
This is a little bit offensive 🙂
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
It's meant to be funny, hence why I spent so long in my last vlog talking about our sense of humour and how you'd need to know it for upcoming videos! For the most part though, most Weegies found it hilarious including my gran who is from Glasgow. But to each their own.
@stephblah8651
@stephblah8651 7 лет назад
WeeScottishLass Aye, fair enough. But I don't think this is Scottish humour to say that glaswegians will steal your tyres if you stop a traffic light or will stab you. Glaswegians are generous, helpful and friendly people and there's nothing about that in your video. I get this is your thing but I'm worried that people from other nations will watch this and think this is what it's like in Scotland.
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
Read through the comments =D I think you'll feel better that almost everyone noticed it was tongue in cheek and replied in their own way. The only people who seem to be taking any of this seriously are people from Glasgow (and even then most of them have had a laugh about it)
@georgelurye6274
@georgelurye6274 7 лет назад
All this talk about Glaswegians having a thick skin and there you go, saying shit like that.
@georgelurye6274
@georgelurye6274 7 лет назад
To be fair, she never said it was Glaswegians stealing tyres. It may be tourists or immigrants or anyone and she never said the tyres would be stolen. She may have meant they'd be sliced open.
@ronmac9522
@ronmac9522 7 лет назад
I love going to Glasgow for my holidays especially Maryhill. When the sunlight bounces off the empty buckfast bottles and discarded needles in the back ally's its a sheer delight.
@Teshi_Kokoro
@Teshi_Kokoro 7 лет назад
Ye'll tak' the high road and I'll tak the low road And I'll be in Scotland afore ye But me and my true love will never meet again On the bonny, bonny banks of Loch Lomond FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG!!
@PaulDGreen-bu4iz
@PaulDGreen-bu4iz 7 лет назад
Well I guess that tells me I'm not visiting your neck of the woods! LOL! Thank you for sharing!
@talonsage954
@talonsage954 7 лет назад
Your advice about drunken food and stabbing explains SO much about my family...
@PapaPhilip
@PapaPhilip 6 лет назад
I went to uni in Glasgow for a year. Sometimes you couldn't help pick up some of the accent, but the Scots would mercilessly taunt you for that (and probably rightly so). However unbeknownst to any of us, I'd picked up the intonations of the Glasgow speech without the accent. When I went on a trip across Europe by train, almost everyone (except British people) thought I was from Ireland. New Zealanders thought I was Irish, Canadians thought I was Irish, my fellow Americans thought I was Irish all because of the intonation. Now there were two words, though, that the Scots in the 1980's insisted I pronounce the way that they did: Scotland (and "Scottish") was the first one and I had to say "Ya bastard" with a Scottish accent. Those were acceptable in 1985.
@topicalcontent
@topicalcontent 7 лет назад
"Glasgow is stabby" ... That was cute. I live in Chicago / Chicagoland. If you're a Glasgow resident, visiting Chicago - remember - it's never a good idea to bring a knife to a gun fight.
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
Personally I'd rather be shot than stabbed... Quicker and faster (depending where they shoot) than being stabbed like 30 times
@Rusty35
@Rusty35 7 лет назад
Glaswegians would eat Chicago for breakfast
@dogepin1640
@dogepin1640 7 лет назад
Because im sure you're from Chicago
@graciet2419
@graciet2419 6 лет назад
TopicalContent it's never a good idea to try offend an entire nation to be snarky.
@Brecconable
@Brecconable 6 лет назад
Places of pure mental: Glasgow Belfast The Middle East Africa Chicago wouldn't come close.
@FullaEels
@FullaEels 7 лет назад
I'm really surprised that the taxis in glasgow are dirt cheap compared to the ones in edinburgh. I guess being the capital and a tourist magnet, means the drivers can charge premiums.
@ravencottage
@ravencottage 7 лет назад
Does it really rain Buckfast in Glasgow?
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
Aye it does!
@ravencottage
@ravencottage 7 лет назад
Buckfast is illegal in the USA so we just have ordinary rain but I have a T shirt that says Buckfast...Everything Went Blank.
@fergie2463
@fergie2463 7 лет назад
ravencottage yeah it does silly bollocks.
@jamiesiddons1273
@jamiesiddons1273 6 лет назад
Naw it rains cat piss mate
@Jie67
@Jie67 6 лет назад
Naw thats chemtrails fae the english gov.
@sophiarossi268
@sophiarossi268 7 лет назад
I live is Glasgow and tbh I agreed with all of this 👍🏻👍🏻 u are by far my fav Scottish youtuber 😺
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
Sophia Rossi Yey thank you Rosie ^^
@sophiarossi268
@sophiarossi268 7 лет назад
WeeScottishLass omg you replied ahhhhh 😱😱😄😄
@josephfriend7442
@josephfriend7442 7 лет назад
pfffft... I have an inner fat kid that would stab me if I gave away fooood
@Brixenta
@Brixenta 7 лет назад
Oooo, learn new songs! I'm always up for that. Challenge 😄 lesson 2, keep food on me at all times to ward of violence, got it! ⚔️🛡
@jeongna
@jeongna 6 лет назад
In Hong Kong, Aberdeen is a city.
@paulritchie5868
@paulritchie5868 4 года назад
Been,lived in Stanley..
@melodyhui7634
@melodyhui7634 7 лет назад
I'm going to Glasgow next week for a summer program at UofG, this video is just in time to save my life! I was planning to walk around the city after school so it might be evening time...thought it was safe as there is long daylight?(til 10pm?) sounds like I shouldn't do that:(
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
Beware if you're alone after dark! I'd say get back to the hotel before the sun fully sets! Daytime should be fine as long as nothing major is happening (football games / Pride etc)
@melodyhui7634
@melodyhui7634 7 лет назад
thx guys! will stay safe:)) looking foward to visit Scotland X)
@davidnull5590
@davidnull5590 7 лет назад
*For people from the U.S. visiting Glasgow, the airlines won't let us bring our own guns, how do we rent guns in Glasgow for our visit? Even a small shotgun will do; what about a machine gun? Rocket launcher? Are there rental places throughout the city? Where can we practice shooting in town?*
@WeeScottishLass
@WeeScottishLass 7 лет назад
x'D if you're lucky you might be able to buy a staple gun from a local hardware store!
@ekos012
@ekos012 7 лет назад
+David Null - Hahaha. Yeah, we need to have a handgun outlet for Americans in Glasgow...all of Scotland actually. When I don't have my handgun strapped on I tend to walk in circles; the weight of my handgun needs to be compensated for and if I don't have my handgun my 'compensation' causes me to walk in a circle. Are ya havin that?
@ekos012
@ekos012 7 лет назад
+Sexual_Assault_Rifle - Hahaha. That type of 'accidental discharge' is not something I've had. I've never had a handgun 'accidental discharge' either. If one has a 'negligent discharge' they should think twice about carrying a handgun, if it isn't confiscated.
@danielmesa2836
@danielmesa2836 7 лет назад
can one buy a nail gun? a little tinkering vola a crude gun.
@davidnull5590
@davidnull5590 7 лет назад
I'm in New York State near Syracuse - today I went out to many yard sales where people were selling crap they didn't want anymore to others ~20 sales - it's a long holiday weekend here - included in the sales were several shotguns all 12 gauge, three .22 rifles, a 7.62 bolt action rifle (deer hunting) and a 9mm Uzi (semi-auto) the Uzi was US$375. It's legal to sell these to anyone over 18, no ID, no paperwork. Same in Scotland?
@itobyford
@itobyford 7 лет назад
tbh, randomly singing God save the Queen in public would be considered pretty weird in England. I wouldn't even know the words anyway.
@escfan1247
@escfan1247 7 лет назад
Do Aberdeen next!!
@soulsurvivor2001
@soulsurvivor2001 4 года назад
I've always wanted to buy Billy Connolly a drink in Glasgow. "HEY JIMMY!!!!
@billypate2479
@billypate2479 7 лет назад
I myself being from Detroit (born & raised) I think I could handle Glasgow....Nooo problem!!!!,..lol!
@garymcatear822
@garymcatear822 7 лет назад
There is an area of Glasgow called 'Tollcross' it's nickname is 'little detroit' because of all the cars, loads of car showrooms. However Tollcross is also one of the places you do not want to go, i know coz i was born and raised there. We are known as 'The Toll-X- wee men', and we defend our borders against everybody, even the cops.
@georgelurye6274
@georgelurye6274 7 лет назад
You'd be able to handle Glasgow just as well as a Glaswegian handling Detroit, which is to say not well at all. They can see you're a tourist from a mile away. You don't know the language. You don't know the streets.
@billypate2479
@billypate2479 7 лет назад
George Lurye, I understand, I'm always aware of my surroundings though, not ment to be disrespectful (sorry WeeScottishlass, my apologies if I offended you or anyone).
@2300Kenzie
@2300Kenzie 7 лет назад
I was told to always carry a 6-pack of beer when in Edmonton. In the likely chance you'll be attacked, drop the beer and you have a few minutes to escape.
@patrickhogue8790
@patrickhogue8790 7 лет назад
You didn't mention the "Glasgow kiss" :)
@nettesgoodies9
@nettesgoodies9 7 лет назад
Glasgow sounds like the real life version of the movie Filth with my love James McAvoy! lol
@bigred7318
@bigred7318 4 года назад
nettesgoodies9 funny you should say that as filth is based on Edinburgh culture as is the wee snowflake girl who done this video, Glasgow is a great city, look up a proper review as I think this wee girl only passed through at a gay pride parade and knows nothing, the worst that happened to her was she was asked for some chips and the rest is shite, Glasgow's violence mostly happens between themselves and tourists are very safe, it's a very friendly city unlike Edinburgh or London, she should smell the shite in her own city before flinging it elsewhere...
@stevenmercado8604
@stevenmercado8604 7 лет назад
haste ye back Scottish Lass 😉😉💜💜
@matthewstoddart3552
@matthewstoddart3552 6 лет назад
I'm going to bring a Stabproof vest and a cutlass when I go to Glasgow. To add insult to injury I'm going to use an English cutlass.
@carabeckett6364
@carabeckett6364 7 лет назад
Me and a friend were cosplaying in Glasgow today. The orange walk we're going through the streets with no way past them so me and my friend pushed through them since we were already late. We then got the comment "freaks" by a guy walking in it and I swear to god it took all the effort in the world not to turn back around and shout "we're the freaks?"
@ConnorMcCartney95
@ConnorMcCartney95 7 лет назад
Cara Beckett Bunch of pricks that do that haha. Orange walk I mean.
@laytonpro8655
@laytonpro8655 7 лет назад
Cara Beckett good thing you didn't
@carlybw5562
@carlybw5562 7 лет назад
Cara Beckett christ I'm surprised you even survived in that, at least they weren't chanting you away, with their "Church Walks" as well that they didn't bloody come after you, I'd be running straight after a comment😂
@justaman-km1hl
@justaman-km1hl 7 лет назад
Cara Beckett marry me Cara, just know that I bring absolutely nothing to the table. And I look like Tarzan.
@BatMan-ib4dx
@BatMan-ib4dx 7 лет назад
Lies
@xT0K0x
@xT0K0x 7 лет назад
Thanks for the tips! :D Heading to scotland for the first time TOMORROW~ Appreciating all the advice! Cheers! p.s. love the Yuri on Ice shirt ;)
@GraemeBell9864
@GraemeBell9864 7 лет назад
You sound like Ruth Davidson to me.
@ayrlyn5854
@ayrlyn5854 7 лет назад
I loved my holiday in Scotland. Especially Glasgow.
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