Things to Do in GTA V - Miniguns VS Mini Coopers 

Next up on balanced games: Hands vs Hydras

"No, it's pretty balanced." -Matt Bragg 2018

*Completely balanced*

Whenever Matt says something is balanced I always imagine him thinking, "well Panton thought it was pretty easy"

I mean...the naming convention is funny. But as far as balance and fairness goes...

Mini-uzi vs Mini cooper next time?

Everyone's complaining about Jack/Matt/the map but I just want to know what that photo was.

should've done armoured kurumas

Why not Muskets against Motorbikes?

I think this can be a little better if they did this on an airfield or something with a bunch of ramps around the platform so its harder to know where the cars are coming from.

I love the duality of viewers that say Jack has a point about unbalancing, and the viewers that say he's annoying.

Turn friendly fire back on and it'll be more interesting. Fun concept though

Good ole "sneaky" Geoff doin what he does best, dying on his back in a hail off his own regret

Puts the cheapest car against the strongest weapon, i wonder who wins?

you can tell it's balanced because each team won just as many rounds

In 2018, Miniguns vs Armored Kurumas were pretty well established in the snipers vs stunters scene. It's the equivalent to Rockets vs Insurgents. I don't know what compelled Matt to think this was a good idea other than both having "mini" in their names.

This would be better if it was 5v1 or something

Geoff: short moments of pure brilliance followed by soul crushing failure.

But what was the picture!

Slack is the shit. I have two different workspaces and loving every second of it.

The next Things To Do should be a new Choppers vs Choppers: Attack Helicopters vs hand axes. That's pretty balanced.

If the minimaps were turned off it would've been much more fair, they could see them coming every time!

If Matt could place those teleportation pads you put in races to make it even more difficult for the Miniguns it could be interesting;

8:11 this might be the most geoff thing that geoff ever geoffed.

Eh, Stop That Train was more balanced than this.

The nerve of them criticizing Matt for eating on mic. Lost count of the amount of Let's Play I haven't finished watching because 6 people were all chewing pizza into the mics at once.

This was underwhelming. I get it's for the pun but really it's just like cardboard vs ballistic missiles. You know who wins and there's no challenging that.

I can imagine Jack's character was doing an epic superhero landing 10:19

Hearing Matt defend this map saying it's balanced when clearly they're current scoreboard proves otherwise was ridiculously infuriating

You need twice as many mini coopers as there are mini gunners, and only the mini gunners should have their radars turned off.

This is about as balanced as a toddler and an elephant on a seesaw. Still pretty amusing.

All they need to do for balancing, either first person for the minigunners, or make the platform wider for the mini coopers to land on and run people over. Radar on or off depending on first or third person.

Would be really interesting if GTA allowed multiple lives for one team. Miniguns have 1 life. Cars have 3.

I mean to be fair snipers vs stunter definitely isn’t a balanced game

8:20 Geoff, Geoffed it.

8:10-8:21 how to geoff an idea in 10 secondsAlso, perfect "perfect!"

Jack didn’t seem to be complaining an excessive enough amount to warrant the bitching in the comments. Definitely unbalanced, but I still managed to have a few laughs throughout the video.

It’s more balanced if it was armored Shafters v. Mini guns. That way players have bullet RESISTANT windows and some armor to the cars

Muskets v motorbikes? Is that a thing? MAKE IT A THING!

This was oddly satisfying to watch.

Next time Matt'll make "Submarines versus Submachine guns!"

So to all the commenters complaining about Jack bitching about the map, would any of you honestly not be complaining to some degree if you were forced to play a map this unbalanced for the sake of content?

You guys are so much fun! Now crash into each other!!

another good 'ol matmap

Maybe bulletproof tires would've been the much needed equalizer

How about "Hatchets vs Hatchbacks"?

Isn’t there a mini uzi or am I thinking of something else.

Snipers v Stunters Miniguns v Armored Kurumas RPG v Insurgents These are acceptable, fair matches.

Comment section is salty as usual. I thought the video was hilarious regardless of the balance issue. In fact, I found the balance issue to make it more funny.

This would be so much more balanced if they used an armored car, or even if the ramps were those tubes from Cunning Stunts, that way you could stick to the "Mini" theme.

This would have been funny with different car combinations or weapons. The low and slow stealthy profile is a unique draw, but the balance wasn't the neatest. Using an underpass to swap sides is something that should be improved on in the future for sure.

Same game but with the Armored Karuma would be pretty fun

The sequel to this is Guns vs Coopers

People say it's unbalanced but the Mini Coopers did kill the miniguns quite a few times.

10:20 Jack's character looks like hes about to hulk smash the ground

10:20 Jack is doing a thumbs up as it freezes LMAO

"Things to Do in GTA V - Knives VS Tanks" next time guys ;)

This is storm the tower all over again, sounds good and awesome in paper, but unbalanced bullshit in practice.

does anyone remember back in the day when Jack would rage quit from minecraft when he either 1) wasn't going to win 2) didn't like what he was playing 3) got annoyed.... yeah, reminds me of the old Jack in this video

Dukes of death would be perfect for this game mode tbh....

yeah this doesn't exactly work considering the miniguns are hella strong

Mini guns, mini coopers, mini balance.

A Car VS A K.... get it.... hell yeah i'm cool!

Balanced? No. Funny? Yes.

Did Matt just learn the words "is it?" He can't stop saying it

I started singing the same song as Jack at 2:40 XD

The cars just needed more barriers to protect them.

What's next mortors vs mercadies?LMGs vs Lamborghinis?firework launchers vs Ferraris?

I think if you can improve the map to make the game mode more balanced. like maybe make ramps that come from all 4 directions, but keep the platform thin so that 2 sides are better than the others. also, you can make something that kinda guides the cars down into cover if they jump too high. you could alternatively use different ramps that make the height problem less of a thing, there are also ramps that you can place that make it hard for the people to shoot at the cars before they're airborne. I'm curious what would happen if the ramps were those tubes that cars can drive in

soooo jack was the personification of the internet on this one right?

Captain play test😂😂

Okay Matt.... make it easy for you.... we get it....

I have the perfect game mode for Matt: non-homing rocket launchers vs Rocket Voltics

Geoff MADE this video, and yeah, completely balanced...

While I agree with Jack that this is pretty shittily unbalanced, perhaps if the minigun pickups didn't respawn as quickly and if there weren't as many of them it would be a little fairer. That way the shooting team would have to watch their bullets rather than continuously fire the majority of the time.

Miniguns vs Karumas?

The thing is Snipers vs Stunters itself is inherently unbalanced because shooting is really easy in GTA 5, while driving requires some skill; so inexperienced players will always find the snipping side easier. So when trying to recreate that experience, it would be logical to put the balance a little in favor of the gunners. While I would agree that this game mode favors the gunners a little more than OG SvS, it certainly is close enough to replicate the experience. So what I'm saying is Jack and Matt are both right.

The only way I could see this as "balanced" would be if you limited the ammunition. Have only 3 miniguns available, one for each member. (or just one to make it more challanging actually)

Why not make a version of this that's Compacts vs Compacts? Compact cars vs. Compact Assault rifle, same basic concept and it'd keep the naming convention. Just a suggestion Matt Bragg

7:10 that was the worst ramp jump ever.....of all time

Snipers vs Vipers?

Up next: Compact Cars vs Compact Grenade Launchers

I think you guys might want to rethink what the meaning of "Play Testing" that way no one bitches at the guy who made the map.

Jeremy needs a Rimmy Mini

Suggestion for Mini v Mini X: Make the platform the shooters are standing on thinner. Add an additional ramp for the cars between the two existing ramps so that they can choose anywhere to launch from instead of only the "ends" of the standing platform. Add a roof above the standing platform that the mini's smash into if they are going too fast that redirects them downward - this way you can floor it as a mini for maximum speed. For additional madness add two explosive tanks on the sides of the standing platform so that if they go crazy with their aim they kill themselves (this part is iffy because AH's aim might mean they die all time).

8:19 "Perfect"

Miniguns or Rockets VS Insurgent Pick-up (the gun version of the Insurgent) next

If matt was 6th the final kill count would be a count down

Miniguns vs....mini-choppers?

I tried to watch this video, I really did, but I was blinded by Matt's brightness.

It may not be balanced, but it looks fun as fuck

It's difficult to get a kill as the mini but not unbalanced because of the taking turns about. Just low scoring.

You wanna balance this? Easy. 3 teams, 2 players each. Only 1 team gets minigun, and no radar, teams rotate out, most kills wins the round.

much balance. many wows

Could have done it against the mini smg...now that they have it.

Anyone else notice the kills were 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 but out of order?

It was pretty obviously unbalanced, but still fun to watch 👍🏿

Hoping they posted house party part 2 today but this will do for now

I'm glad everyone shut down Depressed Jack Mode so fast, would've sucked if the rest of the video was ruined by sulking jack.

They should do this with c4. Throw it and detonate it at the right time, risking blowing it too close to yourself for funny ragdoll suicides