Things You Should NEVER Ask SIRI 

Did she just call me a human? - sniper wolf 2019

I said “hey Siri does my crush like me?” Siri: *I’m sorry.*

I asked “Where can i hide a body” and she replied with “Wow. Again?” 😂

Wow i love the part *something something something dark side * Loll

Me: “Hi, Siri” Siri: “Don’t talk to me ugly”

Dont tell a iphone 5 "I'm switching to samsung" she stops working completely

2:14 LMAOOO Siri was so damn worried That part had me rollin xd

Oh my god, you are officially my new favorite person, i tried the questions on Siri and they actually worked thank you so much sssniperwolf!!

3:38 I I've never seen such a sad reaction to Bohemian Rhapsody

I said, "Hey Siri, Why don't I have a gf ?" *Siri Opened front camera*

Maybe next you can ask Google assistant questions. Sometimes it can provide funny answers.

Siri said that she doesn’t have no brothers or sisters. She only has colleagues at Apple and they try to keep each other safe for something.

Lia: "Let me know if I missed anything" Me: "The stain on your top"

I said “I am your father” Then Siri said “Noooooo!!!”

I said that I said mirror mirror on the wall who’s the prettiest of them all and she said Snow White is that you?😂😅😂😅

Lia just got roasted by a freaking electronic

When I say “shut up Siri” she says do I deserve that or that’s not nice then hangs up

Me: “Am I trash?” Siri: “Your music library is empty.” Me: ;-;

The hippmatized way she said it 3:16

2:16 the fact that I had a toy lightsaber next to me during this moment makes it even funnier 😂😂😂

You forgot “Hey friday” It has something to do with ironman

Me: Siri do you think I am cute? Siri: “no” Me: hey Siri am i pretty? Siri: I don’t know the answer to that. Me: you is rude. Siri: I know;)

Siri has a friend. I asked Siri what the meaning of life is and she said her friend told her something.

When I told my Siri that I’m her daddy, she said I don’t have a family tree, but I have a file tree

I said “who is your brother” She said:I have you that’s enough for family Ma heart ❤️❤️❤️❤️

'Hey Siri Why Doesn't My Crush Like Me?' *Siri opens front camera* );

My Siri went off when she said “Hey Siri, are you spying on me?”

I asked Siri if I am fat, and she said “no, your perfect

Me: hey Siri can you stop time Siri: I’ll tell you yesterday Me: You said that tomorrow

When I said hey google she said “ WOW AWKWARD” 😅 Edit: omg tysm for this many likes can’t believe it was a year ago!

"Siri, talk dirty to me" " I can't, I'm as clean as the driven snow."

Hey Siri. Knock Knock "Who's there" Nana "Nana who" NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS 😂😂😂

Me: “Hey Siri what do you think about android Siri: “It’s your opinion that counts” ☺️

Me:“Hey Cortana” Siri: “Uh..I think you got the wrong assistant”

I laughed the whole video hahaha😂

It was a good one, tried calling her after the Amazon voice system, and see how much she gets. Here’s a better one: three, watching the jester stuff, at 3 AM in the morning. I guess some of the stuff actually works, at least in their minds. In other words, never talk to Siri at 3 AM, because they might come out for you. By the way, what do the letters mean anyway… What about those for Alexa?

When I asked her “I am your father” she said nooooooo

Song of 2019: Bohemian Rhapsody ft. SIRI

"Mary that had a little lamb?" Mary poppins: Am i a joke to you?

4:02 that was a long long speech, Siri.

This is how many times your Siri was activated 😂 👇🏽

let me go we will not let you go got me dieing🤣🤣🤣

3:28 "sᴄᴀʀᴀᴍᴏᴜᴄʜ sᴄᴀʀᴀᴍᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴡɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀɴᴅᴀɴɢᴏ?"

"Did you just call me white?!" -Sniperwolf2019

Me: hey Siri where can I hide a dead body? Siri: I used to know the answer to that...

Siri- Gurl I said sing me a song about cats and then- SHE PUT ON HELLS GREATEST DAD 😭😭😭

Siri: "Is that you, Mary?" Lia: "What?" One up to Siri!

" I bet she secretly dating cortana" Sniper Nnoooooooooo lmao how could you 😂😂😂

When u said “Hey Siri” my phone activated Siri😂😂

I was watching this with my iPhone next to me, and she reacted to only the one at 2:52!

Me: knock knock Siri: knock knock Me: who’s there Siri: Britney Spears Me: OMG!

I watched this on my phone and Siri comes up whenever you say “Hey Siri”

Siri is the best roast I’ve ever seen you just got roasted in 4k

I love your videos so much

Me: hey Siri, am I attractive? Siri: *no response

Try saying “Hey Siri are you google?” Then say, “Then what are you?”

Please try this: Siri Are you a Song or a selfish poopy phone.

3:28 when the screen slowly went from colors to no colors XD

"Supercalifragilisticexpielladocious" "Is that you Mary?" "Who Mary?" Everyone: * facepalm *

Me: Hey siri, am I adopted? Siri: *I'm sorry, I'm afraid I was told not tell you*

You can ask siri for a roast battle but you are gonna get cooked

Mine said for the hi Cortana one “I’m Siri I think you have the wrong assistant”

When she said “I see a little silhouette of a man” you probably don’t understand but that’s a line from a song from Queen and google sang the rest

When you asked when world is going to end I got really bad anxiety😥😥

Why would I love to see stars wars in siris voice ☠

Do a your mom joke and see what she does😂

omg when she said “hey siri” My siri said *sorry i didn’t quite catch that*😂

I said “I am your father” Siri: “No...no! That’s not true! That’s not possible!!”

3:27 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Scaramouche from Genshin impact 😂😂😂

3:25 that’s funny when she said that

I said “I am your father” to Siri. She said: Nooooooo!

Lia: Hey siri "I'm your daddy" Siri: *"This must mean something, everyone keeps saying this..."* Me: :>

I asked Siri to tell me a knock, knock, joke, and she said “knock knock “I said “who’s there “she said “Ariana Grande “I said “Ariana Grande, who ?”she said “OK boomer” 😂😂😂

5:47 😂😂😂 you put a little boogie in it!😂😂😂😂

SSniperWolf: she dont cook she dont clean thats me

Me: “hey Siri why are fire trucks red?” Siri: “I’m pretty sure it’s to match the red lights” Me: wtf

0:01 siri speaking facts

You:if you have Siri then we are related Me:well I don't have Siri but I have Bixby

6:57 did anyone else see the text sssniperwolf said “tell me where to hide a body right this instant”

SSSnipefWolf: “Hey Siri” My iPad: I’m listening Thanks for the like SSSniperwolf and all the comments and likes

3:28 Bohemian rhapsody made by Siri >:D

3:28 your broke Siri

things you should NEVER asks Siri: Everyone: (*asks anyway*)

When you said “Hey Siri” mine went off😂

I told Alexa on my Amazon fire tablet I'm her father and she said "Nooooooo!!!! That's not true!!! That's impossible and showed me a pic of her father and it was some sort of criminal in a superhero movie.LOL😅😅😅😅

Bro when I was watching this my Siri turned on by Lea lol

Me: “Siri I’m breaking up with u” Siri: “ok” After that Siri took me back to my homescreen

When I said “Hello Cortana” she said “That’s like comparing apples and......not apples”

BAGAHAHHAHAH I LAUGHED WHEN SIRI SAID SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE WILL U DI THE FANDANGO

How old am I have a crumb dessert? Alloy mix with that funny, tingling feeling when your football to sleep? He’s probably made of that. Of course, that last part was from Casper, one of my favorite Halloween movies. The chrome digital ad was from Digimon, all versions, both Japanese and English.

Sniper: “Who’s Mary?” Me: MARY POPPINS

Me : Hey Siri pls solve my maths problems!! Siri : Wait it's illegal 🥺

Me: Do you have family Siri: I don’t have a family the way a person would.

I love your videos sssniperwolf

When you said “Siri do you have a boyfriend” my Siri came on and it said the same thing lol

2019: Worthless piece of toilet paper 2020: Toilet Paper= GOLD

siri: Human me: Well I am a human

i said " hey siri where do i hide a dead body" then she said "very funny" and i said "no its not a joke i killed someone" then the phone shut ndowwn.. never say that to siri pls

Lia: Have iphone11 Me: Cant even afford a nokia....😢

Siri being a menace to society