Things You've Been Doing Wrong Your Whole Life

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@brainblaze6526 2 года назад

Get Surfshark VPN at Surfshark.deals/blaze and enter promo code BLAZE for 83% off and 3 extra months for free!

@matthewmaceda5042 2 года назад

Surf shark are the real troopers after that intro.

@attraueketcham350 2 года назад

Does this mean Osel is a "Bell-end"? Look at me being cultured.

@chriskatz2355 2 года назад

Into the shadows? The shadows of legends?

@Joe_Potts 2 года назад

how is this post from 2 days ago when the video was released today...?

@chriskatz2355 2 года назад

@@Joe_Potts scotch.

@sammeetthosar9130 2 года назад

Danny literally wrote the introduction knowing Simon will mispronounce the names and then he could link it with today's topic😂😂. Danny you Absolute legend

@jeffsorrows 2 года назад

Well I mean until Danny is free, he'll find ways to torture Simon 😭 #FreeDanny

@merrittmarcus13 2 года назад

I feel like at this point, Danny and Sam are what we watch the videos for.

@overwhelmingapathy721 2 года назад

Sam has fully weaponized memes....awesome 🤘

@stueyfx9350 2 года назад

And he still said that name wrong at the end 🤣

@cripplious 2 года назад

Danny is slowly turning Simon into Ron Burgundy. He just reads what's written.

@Elysia_Fields 2 года назад

I live in the States, and I definitely called someone an "absolute bellend" today. It was glorious.

@midnightrambler8866 2 года назад

I've been working bellend into my vocabulary.

@brainblaze6526 2 года назад

Legend.

@cristinesplinis5815 2 года назад

Y’all aren’t alone. I try using bellend at least once a week. I want to work up to daily usage. 😉

@adamloverin231 2 года назад

Love hearing it, haven’t done it yet, waiting for the right time, can’t wait ‘till the day I make it happen. *he man*

@tammystockley-loughlin7680 2 года назад

I use dubber...unless I need to swear. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis

@jjlegend3922 2 года назад

Danny's life sounds so interesting, but I'm pretty sure that's because he's been in the basement so long, he's started to dissociate from reality.

@Chef_PC 2 года назад

I need a Biographics for Danny, and everything is just fucking wild.

@Jezus42 2 года назад

Danny is a figment of my Hallucination

@le_travie7724 2 года назад

@@Jezus42 I'm pretty sure Danny's the one that's hallucinating m8

@lindaedvardsson4218 2 года назад

😁👌🏼

@Graham.R.Naughtcy 2 года назад

Glenn Danzig once said “I’ll never criticize someone for mispronouncing a word, they probably learned it while reading.”

@TheSoftestGirlYouKnow 2 года назад

I love that! 💕

@xerothedarkstar 2 года назад

I had that problem for years. I think I've got it mostly worked out after 20 some odd years of adult conversations. Mostly, still haven't had a chance to use "ancillary" yet.

@robfenwitch7403 2 года назад

“I’ll never criticize someone for mispronouncing a word, they probably learned it from Simon Whistler".

@shaneminer4526 2 года назад

Chameleon...

@Graham.R.Naughtcy 2 года назад

@@shaneminer4526 ah, the shau-mill-ion.

@joshk.6246 2 года назад

Simon: "This is such a useful brain blaze, who would have thought you'd actually learn something here." None of Us. We're here for the Memes and banter between You and Danny via the script.

@austinwilliams7919 2 года назад

Technically a 3 way banter.. Sam adds with memes.. Allegedly

@cthesuperior 2 года назад

I feel like Sam and Simon have the most banter. Sam is always back talking in the blazement via memes. Danny gets his quips in too though.

@bigernmccracken5736 2 года назад

“That’s not my problem… it’s yours.” 😏

@aceundead4750 2 года назад

Am i right Peter?!

@GimmeJimmy23 2 года назад

These are facts.

@keziaoliphant4891 2 года назад

We all know Danny's shower is just a leaky pipe, and the kitchen his shower leakes into is that bit of uneven floor thats prone to growing mushrooms.

@oneshucklak6021 2 года назад

I think we all agree that we, the Blazers, would love a chiropractic episode now.

@brainblaze6526 2 года назад

Me too.

@mattbell1907 2 года назад

@@brainblaze6526 Simon's lawyer: *puppy_saying_FUCK.gif*

@FreyasArts 2 года назад

Yes, please :D but also I kind of fear it'll end up as North Korea part 2, never to be released 😂

@cowsharkdefin6376 2 года назад

I don't get the hesitation. I've been slagging off chiros for years and noth

@keatomic 2 года назад

THAT WOULD BE EPIC. I am constantly telling my wife what ****'s these *****'s are!

@JeeVeeHaych 2 года назад

List of subjects Simon dares not talk about: - North Korea - Chiropractors I think we found Blaze Boy's kryptonite: Kim Jong Un cracking his back

@rogueviking9268 2 года назад

Does the NK cut expose the proclivity of North Koreans to actually be chiropractors? We need answers!

@maxrockhamner 2 года назад

Ngl just spit our my coke Edit: columbian ofc

@EportChris 2 года назад

Brain blaze implosion... top ten of shocking North Korean Chiropractor anecdotes from defectors. I'd definitely watch that.

@theenzoferrari458 2 года назад

Simon doesn't talk about vaginas either. So Kim Jong un cracking his back before a good fuck session. 🤔

@brainblaze6526 2 года назад

I dont like assassination or law suits.

@crispoman 2 года назад

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how much of Sam's hard drive must now be full of random nonsense just so he can pepper it between -clips of Simon mispronouncing things- segments of the original footage. Absolute Legend.

@zext0r 2 года назад

Anybody else just wanting a super cut of all of Simons ADHD off topic ramblings 😂

@GimmeJimmy23 2 года назад

That would be like a 24-hour clip. *clears calendar*

@cherylmaden5989 Год назад

Omfg I'd pay good $😂

@DoctorDex 2 года назад

Idk what I love more Danny's overly long intros or how much they annoy Simon xD

@minagica 2 года назад

"annoy"

@higgledypiggledycubledy8899 2 года назад

I know qtips aren't supposed to go in ears, but I don't care, it feels too good

@rodepet 2 года назад

Try aiming the shower head just so you get one stream richt in there 🤤

@Sweetkaos26 2 года назад

@@rodepet then I end up with an ear infection no thanks. Some of us have to wear earplugs in the shower bc of sensitive ears. They’re annoying but it’s better then my ear clogged and hurting.

@Sweetkaos26 2 года назад

This! I hate the feeling of anything in my nose and ears so I will continue to gently swab my ears 👂🏼

@melindoranightsilver9298 2 года назад

@@Sweetkaos26 They do make an Ear wax removal tool with a camera. It's about the size of a pen, maybe a little bigger and the handle is the width of a men's Gillette shaver. It taper's off half way and you have a small silicone piece,the camera and a light. You download the app and you can see where the wax is and you can make sure you don't go too far or take out too much wax (you do need to keep some in your ears). It is gentle and the silicone pieces are gentle and thin so it is also easy to clean. Even the charger is small. I like mine.

@RavenFilms 2 года назад

I don’t get bored in the shower anymore. For the past 4 years, I’ve had a set up where I can watch RU-vid IN the shower. SOOO much better! What did I ever do without it?

@tammystockley-loughlin7680 2 года назад

Same, I watch the pbs newshour. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis

@noone3216 2 года назад

Just get clean and get out like a normie?

@prepperjonpnw6482 2 года назад

Probably things you shouldn’t confess to in a RU-vid comment section lol

@goosenotmaverick1156 2 года назад

I learned that trick about beer cases at a liquor store, where we ringed our own 6 packs from cases. We would race each other with stacks and stacks... we had too much fun making nearly no money 😂

@lindseyweaver8399 2 года назад

I'd bet a lot of that 10% is used for makeup, Q-Tips are great for touch ups, and they're especially helpful for wiping away miss drawn lines and smudges.

@Arcanua 2 года назад

Helps with painting models for the same reasons.

@dudepool7530 2 года назад

I use them to go ocd on my keyboard. Sometimes canned air just doesn't seem like enough.

@sombramoon927 2 года назад

Simon: Glorious Glorious profit. Me: *Picturing Simon as a Ferengi*

@xerothedarkstar 2 года назад

I'd actually pay to see that.

@takeoffeh9576 2 года назад

Simon dressed as a ferengi blazing about ferengi !

@dudepool7530 2 года назад

He does have the right hairstyle!

@shadowprepper9358 2 года назад

I'm American, cotton swabs work great in some tighter spots to get when cleaning a few firearms Simon

@1TrueGem 2 года назад

I feel like here in America nobody ever hears anything about Prague anymore. Simon is a reminder that it still exists, lol.

@seangannon6081 2 года назад

There’s stories from the G.I,s that liberated the camps, and they said the part that really pushed them over the edge was killing the dozens of Guard dogs because the had been trained to kill and maim people on command. If that doesn’t underscore the absolute horror of war I don’t know what does.

@capnstewy55 2 года назад

I bet there is a high correlation between people watching Into the Shadows and buying the Keep Danny shirt. Free Danny buyers are definitely Mega Projects people.

@twosquids 2 года назад

I...I can't tell if "mega projects people" is an insult or not

@pushinkeys 2 года назад

I’m finding myself bursting out laughing at the meme’s lately, especially the “HA!!...GAAAAAY” 😂🤣😂

@theenzoferrari458 2 года назад

Bruuuuuhhhhhhh that shizz was funny af.

@jmanj3917 2 года назад

Lolol... Danny just trolled the F*CK outta Simon! HAha!

@PositronWeaponD 2 года назад

Sam adding a JoJo reference through the magic of editing added years to my life.

@keatomic 2 года назад

Stratego was my fav board game. Who remembers that one?

@TheJtyork420 2 года назад

I love how consistent this channel puts up vids. Biz Blaze is one of my favorite things to drink to.

@gandalf_thegrey Год назад

31:40 That's is a real struggle FR FR 😩 Long showers and doing it daily are the single greatest thing in existence but I also have sensitive skin, so I have to carefully balance the need for showers, my love for showers and me not wanting itchy skin.

@chrisyanover1777 2 года назад

I am going to take a stand and agree with Simon over Danny. The reason is I do my shaving in the shower face, head and body. If I shave at night I will wake up with a scruff that gets worse as the day goes on. In addition I feel refreshed and ready to start the day after a nice morning shower! Plus I feel dirty all day without my morning shower. This comes in a category that no one asked me about my bathing hygiene, but I still went ahead and decided to write it anyways! The other way to solve this massive argument instead of being team morning and team evening shower, you can also shower both in the evening and morning! It's not illegal or immoral to shower twice a day!

@chesh1rek1tten 2 года назад

You're not agreeing with Simon though? He showers at night, too. Like his wife. And it's debatable if showering twice a day isn't "immoral". States like Utah and California for example ask their inhabitants to only shower for 6 minutes a day to conserve water.

@WildeFyre69 2 года назад

@@chesh1rek1tten Fuck that noise! I'll shower for as long as I bloody want to! LOL

@brentnixon834 2 года назад

Took a break from RU-vid and honestly thought brain blaze was just another new channel for simon. Hes got a new one every month.

@mavos1211 2 года назад

I fucking love Simon! Especially his outbursts they are a thing of beauty and quite literally legendary! 🤣

@Vikanuck 2 года назад

Lol I can honestly say that when I was like, maybe 13-14, I discovered the whole “Pushing cans through the box into the fridge”, instead of just emptying them out one by one, not because I was clever, but because I was lazy lol. But when my dad saw me doing it, I absolutely blew his fucking mind, and he went and grabbed my mom, and was like “Look what this flippin kid just did”, and same thing with her lol. I’m 34 now, and I went over to their house for dinner a few nights ago, and my dad did that with a new case he had haha, we just don’t even think about it anymore, it’s just how it’s done now.

@bobingabout 2 года назад

what do I use cotton buds for? Cleaning. usually dip them in IPA or Mentholated spirits, and wipe electronics, or model train wheels with it. or dip it in oil and lubricate delicate parts of model trains, and stuff like that.

@jacobtaylor3712 2 года назад

Show before bed and to start your day. It’s not bc I wake dirty, but to help wake me up.

@ManOnTheRange Год назад

cotton swabs are a genius idea!!! i do use them for cleaning weapons, air spray gun, outdoor gas stoves etc...

@SegwayBossk 2 года назад

Cotton swabs dipped in 91% isopropyl alcohol work well for cleaning the stems and other odd places on water pipes and other fine glass inhalation apparatuses

@theenzoferrari458 2 года назад

Wtf did I read.

@ryanroberts1104 2 года назад

That toothbrush thing reminds me of the vibrating tool they use to remove bubbles from wet concrete. What could Simon possibly be referring to?

@0sirus1989 2 года назад

My favorite thing to do at work is when I know the day is nearing its end (last hour) is asking the new people the time and blacking out what they say so that time stops for them xD

@Gothtecdotcom 2 года назад

I shave and shower in the evening too... Next morning quick wash and brush, breakfast and your ready to go!

@LadyLexyStarwatcher 2 месяца назад

Last time I played monopoly I only agreed to play if the free parking rule was enforced as original, AND houses DO NOT go back into circulation if you buy hotels. That second one was a part of the original Landlords game.

@ericdano 2 года назад

Danny is the hero in this video.......again.......LEGEND And SAM comes in to DESTORY

@h3llbent434 2 года назад

Sam inserting the toothbrush xray😏 was perfect. It was the ying to Danny's yang of roasting Simon! Keep it up basement dwellers!

@jessicabowling5645 2 года назад

Danny: I love your writing! Please never change

@saritacruz3020 2 года назад

1000 percent agree about showering before bed! I take a quick shower in the am also to wake me up.

@forgetunome 2 года назад

Showering at night wakes me up and then I have difficulty going to sleep. In the morning I'm ready to be awakened.

@derpsmash9741 2 года назад

Use cotton swabs daily at work for cleaning things, wiping things, and application of things. I repair musical instruments. Also, an early focus of wind instrument training was breathing with the diaphragm. Can't not do it now!

@pr0xZen 2 года назад

Eh. I don't know why, but I sometimes sweat absurdly, profusely during sleep. Like not just the casings but tve actual pillow and duvet so soaked they need to hang from morning to late afternoon if to be dry again by nighttime. If I don't shower in the morning before work, with soap (tried without, skin and hair less sticky but does nothing for the smell), by lunchtime I can't go near any customers or coworkers. So no, I don't shower in the evenings instead, because I have to change that bedding every day.

@angeldite30 2 года назад

Going from a true crime episode that got me in my feels, watch this video and feel better some how. Nice

@kght222 2 года назад

the main problem with chiropractors is not the chiropractic treatment, that has been peer reviewed many times and found to be a valid medical treatment which is why insurance (in the states at least) will cover it. the problem is that most of them also sell allot of snake oil on the side.

@jennymichie5175 Год назад

Please! 🙏 That AWESOME "Hitler bravely and selflessly killed himself" quote! Can anyone tell me which video that was in?? I can't remember exactly how it was worded (Promise you...aside from context...the most important thing is the wording)....and, Simon! Oh my God you absolutely NAILED IT! Best, most satisfying and ultimately funny bait and switch EVER!!

@kandreasworld4374 2 года назад

They make a plastic shelf to put into the microwave to nuke 2 meals at once. I've had one since the 80's.

@TheNazradin 2 года назад

Learns the correct pronunciation of Eva Braun, 30 mins later forgets the correct pronunciation. Then Simon heads off to buy a second mircowave for his date night.

@HorusDeathtouch 2 года назад

As funny as a Free Danny t-shiry would be to me, I can't help but think about how little context that would have when worn in public. Need to get myself a The Past Was The Worst shirt though.

@fabiandieziger2714 2 года назад

Great video. The intro was good but that toothbrush is gold.

@epkesel 2 года назад

Would love a video roasting the US Space Force And other military shenanigannery

@MetalheadAndNerd 2 года назад

Ear cleaning could be a way to use up dull drill bits. Just make sure to turn the percussion function off.

@theveryworstluck1894 2 года назад

The most expensive tiles in American Monopoly are Boardwalk and Park Place. I didn't even know the spots where called different things in different countries.

@jeremybowman5283 2 года назад

Don't worry, Simon. I'm a chiropractor and there's some wackos in this profession (allegedly 👀). All good fun, have at it 👍

@lilyanna203 Год назад

Simon: I don't use q-tips in my ears, I'm not a savage Also Simon, 2 minutes earlier: I did get an iPad pen piece stuck in my ear once

@StefanMedici 2 года назад

Danny blazing our Fact Boi in this into. Legend 😂

@katecrown644 2 года назад

Danny that electric toothbrush clip was perfectly time. I was just thinking about it when Simon pulled it out 😂😂😂

@yuumain264 2 года назад

Shout Out to Singers and Wind Instrumentalists who are natural Diaphragmatic breathers!

@CalebSpears1 2 года назад

I want a business please credit scene like this: Host: fact boi Danny: fact boi’s fact boi Sam: fact boi’s meme boi

@batticusmanacleas510 2 года назад

Danny may live in Simon's basement, but he definitely had Simon dance like a marionette with his clever literary skills and keen awareness of his overlord's foibles. What an unsung Machiavelli is poor imprisoned Danny.

@ryanroberts1104 2 года назад

Simon's explanation of Monopoly is 100% my business model as a landlord. I know people hate me for it, but if I didn't provide houses to rent there wouldn't be any houses to rent...

@charleslindsey6789 2 года назад

Don't people hate all slumlords?

@ryanroberts1104 2 года назад

@@charleslindsey6789 Who said anything about a "slumlord"? I couldn't care less what they think of me, they have to kiss my ass or find a new place to live.

@charleslindsey6789 2 года назад

@@ryanroberts1104 Or attack you and/or your family after you have evicted them?

@ryanroberts1104 2 года назад

@@charleslindsey6789 LOL! Not an issue, I sleep just fine. Give it a try, I love target practice.

@ryanroberts1104 2 года назад

@@TheRatsintheWalls Only pathetic tenants who have created problems with numerous landlords instantly label the landlord as a "cunt" or any other similar word without knowing anything about them. What's the matter, can't pay your rent?

@nickdanjer1923 2 года назад

Danny, you are an absolute legend!

@formula73 2 года назад

Thank you for the solid 2 mins spent on stacking shelves. I am 2 minutes closer to death. Thank you again.

@elizabethsayeau8305 Год назад

33:07 as a person with a deviated septum, i simply couldn’t survive by breathing through my nose if i wanted too

@GuntherRommel 2 года назад

Danny, that was spectacular. Sam, well done. FACT BOI, BACK IN THE BLAZEMENT. Literally the only channel you haven't linked to is "Into the Shadows". THE ONLY ONE.

@Fred-1034 2 года назад

7:08 *starting a motorbike*

@nugboy420 2 года назад

13:22 and I’m just like WOP WOP WOP BOSHHH

@thehangmansdaughter1120 2 года назад

My microwave came with a wee rack thing that allows you to stack another plate over the first. Works like a charm.

@mark_williamh1340 2 года назад

Oh that toothbrush flashback...bravo Sam...bravo

@Xiuhcoatl_ 2 года назад

I literally had a random "Into the Shadows" recommendation on youtube the other day and I was like damn I didnt know Whistlerboi changed xplord's name to Into the Shadows Nope. Two completely different channels. NEVER CHANGE FACT BOI.

@nicolassalamanca8051 2 года назад

*googles sleeping babies *knocking on door: "FBI OPEN UP!"

@RHCole 2 года назад

WE BLAZE ETERNAL!

@DaxSkrai 2 года назад

What is the Brennan Lee Mulligan clip from at 3:35 ?

@thenightlydice8307 2 года назад

Sam i found my new favorite reaction image and it's Simon's face on piccolos body

@MotoHikes 2 года назад

Holy shit Simon really has the Monopoly strats down

@carlkiehne3423 2 года назад

I use q tips on my dab rig (bong made specifically for hash oil)

@gavinm4155 2 года назад

That bloody tooth brush joke got me good

@natetheshocker7547 2 года назад

I shower at night and in the morning. I just can't properly start my day without hot water on my body. What did they do before in-door plumbing and water heating? The past was the worst!

@theenzoferrari458 2 года назад

Omg I wonder what happens if you take a metal tub and put a flame under it? How about use your brain as in brain Blaze. Oh wait you can't dumbass cause you don't have one.

@natetheshocker7547 2 года назад

@justinl458 It was a rhetorical question. Did you know that you shouldn't leave a tampon in your vagina after you've finished your period? Go ahead and take it out now Justin. You'll thank me later.

@mandlerparr1 2 года назад

If you play one of the handheld digital monopoly games with original rules, you will win every time as long as you buy and develop the two cheapest properties right past go. I don't know if it works in an in person game.

@Jeepscreeps90210 2 года назад

put food in a fairly deep plate, put another plate of food on top, or put a plate in the microwave, put a plate upside down on it, put the second plate of food on top of the upside down plate. Or: cook an actual fucking dinner and only use the microwave for heating up forgotten coffee. Simon.

@Wookiee925 2 года назад

I used to shower in the evening and then have a quick one in the morning. Then I moved out on my own and was responsible for the electricity bill and that soon changed 😅. Still refuse to get in until it hot enough to melt my skin off. I'll fight every one on that front 😜

@phforNZ 2 года назад

Another advantage to learning to breathe correctly - avoiding Hyperventilation Syndrome. You're welcome factboi

@darkfire4206 2 года назад

yeah like here in America at least in my state before weed became legal smoke shops that sold bongs and such would have stickers on them that would say "for tobacco use only".

@kirab4146 2 года назад

Sam, love the dbz, but Simon is definitely stronger than that

@Istpmom Год назад

Or* you can stack upside down plates on plates and put another plate on that and then stack right side up plates on bowls and put another bowl on top of that.

@doclewis8927 2 года назад

I use Q-tips for cleaning up my cuticles after polishing my nails.

@LunarKnight22 2 года назад

I always aim to get as much as I can from Orange to Green. That corner of the board is more... Middle Class/Upper Middle Class stuff, and can really win you over. Also, my Opa [mom's dad] brought home the UK version of the game after WW2 and that's what I grew up playing as a kid. So 'Park Place and Boardwalk' are kinda weird for me, I'm more used to Mayfair and Park Lane.

@wfb.subtraktor311 2 года назад

Simon breathing wrongly actually hurt me :D

@MrPhish 2 года назад

Release the Korea Cut!!!

@thespazdragon 2 года назад

This oddly useful blaze was fun

@rosebrown6381 2 года назад

cotton swabs are great to clean electronic devices and apply makeup

@dc1842 2 года назад

Brennan memes Sam you have outdone yourself

@christophergant9459 2 года назад

I would take a shower when I wake up and then one before bed sometimes I will take a third one depending on what time I went into work and if I had plans to go out after work

@lloydster9000 2 года назад

When are we getting the option to buy the “It’s Like Yea, Yea, Yea” t-shirt?

@banditvinchenzo347 Год назад

My dad certainly thought you could microwave a romantic dinner 🤣 gave my poor mom chef boyardee for a date one night when they were young and called it "gourmet food". He always was a bit of a knob