"Think about things that get you soft" | Baywatch | CLIP 

Hi everyone! What grade (out of 10) would you give this video?

Dude said “stuck in a woman for hours” with a straight face 😂

“Stuck in a women for hours” I fucking died😂😂😂

"Think of things that get you soft." "HOW?!!!"

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you.

Why does "Beef and biscuits stuck" put a huge smile on my face?

1:25 "Think about things that turn you off" - uhm, that's impossible for him with that "View" on her... 😅

2:24 Cj Parker congratulating Ronnie for continuing to be stuck and for having it great hahaha

Its sideways

Yeah, there is no "deflating" the situation when the hottest chick on Earth is part of the rescue team.

1:26 Well, with Cj Parker that way Ronnie's situation was not going to deflate

She is so cute and naïve. She is the cause of the swelling.

2:39 Cj Parker says it doesn't make Ronnie's swelling go down if she's the reason he's like this in the first place hahaha

2:24 you know now he's going to get it sooner or later

Warren: "FRANK AND BEANS! FRANK AND BEANS!"

“No I can’t do that at all” killed me 😂😂

You know what? This could've been a lot worse. He's lucky that his erection went right through the gap in the boards. It could've not and hit the board head-on(no pun intended). He threw his entire body weight on that. Ugh! That would've hurt!

"Naw I can't do that at all"😂😂

0:12 Well, with what Cj Parker did to Ronnie, how could he not put himself that way?

Ronnie should talk to ted from there's something about mary, he might be of some help😂

Brav... this propoganda of losers getting hot women is wild.

The most replayed ayo 💀0:14

This scene gets me everytime. Lol!

This looks more like a parody of Baywatch.

Close your eyes, take deep breaths,think of something random, different or gross(not sexually). Works for me everytime when i want to get it down.

I mean theres one way to deflate it ... she might have to do it a few times but itd work haha

hes gonna get a lot of attention from the girls after that display

Woww. I can't believe they cut so many awesome scenes of this masterpiece on tv

Comedy aside, this is what you do if you need to quickly lose that: flex your quads. That's it. The blood will flow into your legs and everything with be better By the way, women: this means that men talking about blue balls are lying

“WE GOT A BLEEDER!!”

JIMMY FROM GTA5!!! 💯💯💯

This dude will always be "Dave Grohl's little brother from that Baywatch movie"

"Totally the same" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I think I need to see this movie! 🤣

How did everything go so wrong in that short amount of time😂😂

I used to love that scene, really a shame it's been that much time since I've seen this movie and it's only getting bigger makes me sad, great movie and funny one too

That is probably the only scene in that movie that I like lol

As much as I don’t like the Rocks ego I think he’s still very funny and great actor

Worst fucking friend😅😂

"flash freeze your johnson" must've been a weird line to get in the script for the rock

This is absolutely hilarious 🤣

This scene could have been cut short if only they had told the guy to think of Nancy Pelosi.

"Eff you, Dave...you're my worst friend" is something we've all said to our BEST friend lol

For the sake of the story, I guess breaking the chair wasn't an option. Until the end.

😂I was eating a fucking and tic tac and starting coming

Cj really makes you weak

2:12 she was trying so hard not to break character and laugh

It shows his in love her.

The girl is really bad at her job. Also, I am pretty sure the wood is thin enough for me to break with my bare hands. Why didn't the sentient muscle that is The Rock not think of that?

This is a terrible misandristic body shaming film. The Rocks lowest ever achievement

This movie was so fricking awful. It had no business being THIS bad. It was never gonna be good, but damn.

The movie found a "hotter" CJ than the series. this scene was HILARIOUS, LOL!

Moj štýl je stále tu rok, 2004 Mulano stylo Svet je o niečom inom, nechceš to prijať si mimo 2014 jak víno, nikto tu nedáva prínos Musel mi zavolať Primo, aby som vyškolil synov na rýmoch Moje trio je hero, patriot, živió hip-hop Naživo rapovým Diom, milión štýlov a príhod Trinitro výchor, výkon jak trilión býkov Jazykom rezať jak britvou, zvykol som si skurvysynov aj s ich pýchou Moje životné rapy hrajú pre obidva svety Asasin na vety rapy, zápasím naveky s niekým Dones mi tých čo sú svätí, povedz mi, kto nemá hriechy Kto bere šeky za treky, ja bystrozraký vy slepí Kontrafakt je späť, vaši chlapci sú späť Sedím hladný za stolom, tak doneste mi ten rap Paťo je stále chorý, cigánske metafory Už to cítiš jak to bolí, sorry Kontrafakt je späť, aj keď nikdy nebol preč Chápeš? Drtili sme celú scénu, nech to počuje každý Aj chlapi aj baby Aj starí aj mladí, aj všetci, čo sa odsťahovali Že u nás jukebox v kluboch šenkoch Bavia sa, viem to Skáču po plafón, horí, aj ty sem poj Zaži novodobú kultúru, rok dva nula trinásť Zdravím starých známych, čo furt stáli pri nás Je to ťažké, ale všetko je možné. Neni sme sami Tak konečne je to dobré. Texty slobodné volné Každý poriadok bol raz bordel Dneska nám už nikto nepovie, čo je nevhodné Toto je rap ty dement, moja skupina piaty element Tá tvoja nestojí za cent, ani len za exkrement Žijeme, čo cítime a píšeme, čo žijeme Spievame a smejeme sa, zlé za dobré skryjeme

Turn you off- Rock is right there, think about him instead of that hot chick.

It was...so embarrasing

Bad reboot, great one liners.

“We’re gonna have to pull it out” mate it’s wood snap it use those muscles

let's be honest here, that would happen to every man who isn't gay lol

This is the lamest **** I've ever seen. Tell me this didn't make it into the movie?!

2:21 😂😂😂

Chris Kreider is way better

Maui and Fred Jones in Baywatch

such a horrible movie

The camera man definitely has an extra bone when filming this

10.

I can't imagine why this movie did so badly....

Wasn't this based on one of shakespeare's plays?

i mean i think it wouldve happened faster if she just left or helped, works either way

Very good. Made me laugh and I'm a grumpy old git

_Beef and biscuits_

This was really aired on Baywatch?

Really weird. Chris Kreider is best.

Who was the actress?

0:12 I'm gonna take a wild guess that futa fanfic has been made of this.

Stuck junk is sssss sss sssssss stuck junk

Wait… HOW ARE THEY SIDEWAYS

Is Zendaya going to be Moana??

It straight to dvd this movie was bad

That shit was so fucking funny😂😂😂😂😂

Why did the camera man zoom in

aughh how did it end up sideways?

Ummm I’m chocking cough cough

What is the name of the movie

0:06

Please the name of the movie

I can see why this movie failed at the box office.

NAH THIS IS HILARIOUS 💀💀😭

Why did he do that

The girl is very very very beautiful

Oh Shit!😫

What movie is this

Stuck in hand

0:12-1:27 🗿🍷

"I mean congratulations"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

when did this come out

great hawk tuah

0:11

😂😂😂😂😂

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