THIRTY DOLLAR BAD APPLE!! (Rewritten & Flawless) 

glad to see you liked it

blow mind 😈😈😈🥵🥵

oh hey its the person who made the site

Hi I’m a big fan

@@PoIiwag sus af

Expect it to be made on everything at this point

expected the unexpected but its already expected

I Expect to see a video in the future called "bad apple but with galaxies"

@@miuiswaifu the three great tests: Can it run DOOM Can it run Crisis Can you play Bad Apple with it

Because if it exists, it’s bad apple

Rule 34.BA If there's a music creator, there will be a Bad Apple cover

and they all will become masterpiece

@@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 I think is was "if it have a screen or it can be an instrument there is a bad apple cover on it."

@@poct13 or doom

Or Ecco

honestly it’s probably because a) making stuff into bad apple has been around for ages, and they’re all fantastically and skillfully done. and b) its done using a sound font that includes stuff that would sound like early internet, like the windows sound and the trumpet melody part being very similar to the one from some of the pokemon games, which were around during that same point and discussed on the internet. this video is perfect nostalgia for a certain group of people, myself included. by having things associated with a simpler time involved, it reminds us of those times and the memories that came with them.

30 dollar website has the spirit from a 2007 website with the technology of a 2022 one.

@@Frikiman_H I absolutely agree

true the scripts tho

You know what? I agree with young you, Internet is a magical place.

*If it exists

Or could show something visually and be automated

@@biowbe4522 doesn't necessarily need to be automatic if you can make a frame you can make bad apple

If it can play audio, bad apple can be played on it If it has two states then bad apple can be displayed on it

@Pronominal Terra like the time someone ran doom off of a pregnancy test?

This is the song equivalent of people playing doom on anything that has ram or whatever that meme is

@@TheKoriKasai “If it has a screen it can play doom”

@@Hidnftlong yes thank you

It's an obvious choice

Hm i thought it was the gensokyo the gods loved

@@yukaritrains both are good but you can't beat the nostalgia Bad Apple brings to everyone...

I mean, UN owen was her? Is pretty good :p

🤨🤨

show him this then

He can't lecture me with his 30 dollar haircut.

Rip brother

Update: He's finally willing to come out of his room, but he's always wearing a wig.

The website isn't called gdcolon that's the creators name

@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa nope the site is called after him

@@mutevert No it’s called $30 dollar website I think, GDcolen was his, Username I think?

Or that has visuals lmao

In one sitting? You can save these, you know that right?

Check the description, it's in there

@@DomburgK thanks!

IKR 0:17 onwards is just heavenly

Shit bruh run my guy

Nah man, these are the correct lyrics Drop an apple core and it turns into a woman Then she waves her arms Tells you off for dropping litter Now she's got some flappy wings, is it Batman? Maybe, but she's got a cup of tea Oh my gosh, she's dropped it Suddenly the shard's a flamenco dancer Saying "come and 'ave a go" But look out, she's got a dagger And she nearly had that poor woman's eye out All she really wanted was to show off her Christmas lanterns Wave a massive sword At a tadpole in the sky But it swims out of the way Well in that case never mind And there's suddenly a tree And a woman with a fan And she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air But it's actually a boat And the woman in the boat Has a bloody massive scythe The Grim Reaper in a dress Now it cuts the screen in half Aren't those earrings really big? Look at me, I've got a sword Now I'll point it over there And this girl is so depressed That she set her wrists on fire And it's going to set fire to the ribbon in her hair But at least we're nice and warm And I think this girl agrees But I don't know why they're dressed as a pot plant and a bull There's a funny glowing ball And I wonder what it is Doesn't want to shake my hand Well I'm so offended now And this girl is sulking too But she's having second thoughts And she wishes that she'd gone to the party on the sun Look at all the leaves Sweep them up now, wait a minute Maybe if I smoke this one it'll make me dizzy And I'm dancing like a dad in a disco And a tiny wizard's come to pose like off Charlie's Angels Unconvincing eye is a girl's umbrella Would you like to see a trick? Just like David bloody Copperfield Is it my turn now? Better spin round quickly Going to skip right past the next girl 'Cause she's too boring Badly fitting wings Write a letter of complaint But the pen runs out of ink So she throws it like a dart And a viking takes a drink From a sort of violin But some bugger drank the rest And there's hardly any left And the droplet is a girl With a creepy little doll But she's got ADHD, and forgot to take her pills Now the doll has got away And she's running for a bus But she trips over a shoelace, and falls into the sea And it's really windy now This umbrella's going to break But it's really not the wind There's a magnet over there The Grim Reaper's back again But this time she's got a hat And if you don't think it suits her, she'll chop off both your legs Something's dripping off her scythe And it makes a massive splosh And it's woken up a girl who was sleeping in the pond Someone in a witch's hat Who is hanging like a bat Reaches over to the pond girl and makes a swirly dot

@@RinRin72769 YES

And the Japanese ones are: ずっと、私は回り続けます 苦しみのカルーセルでの私の憎しみだけで ゆっくりと忘れて心が消えていくまで そして突然、私は自由になれないことがわかりました、私は 暗い永遠の亀裂をすり抜ける 私の痛みと麻痺する苦痛だけで 私が誰であるか、私が誰であるかを教えてください 私の心を包む不確実性 私が自由になれないまで、そして 多分それは夢です。多分他に何も本物ではない しかし、私がどのように感じているかをあなたに話したとしても、それは意味がありません だから私はすべての痛み、中の悲惨さにうんざりしている そして、私は夜だけを感じて生きることができたらいいのにと思います あなたは私に何を言うべきか教えてくれます。どこに行けばいいか教えて しかし、私は気にかけるとは思えません、そして私の心は決して知りません 私が別の動きをすると、それ以上後戻りすることはありません すべてが変化し、すべてが黒くなるからです 明日は来るのでしょうか？夜通しでいいですか？ 光の中で壊れた場所はありますか？ 私は痛いですか？私は悲しいですか？私は留まるべきですか、それとも行くべきですか？ 見分け方を忘れてしまいました。私も知っていましたか？ 次のステップに進むことはできますか？できることはすべてやった 私が見るすべての人々は私が決して理解しないでしょう 変化する方法を見つけたら、光に足を踏み入れたら そうすれば私は同じになることはなく、すべてが白くなります ずっと、私は回り続けます 苦しみのカルーセルでの私の憎しみだけで ゆっくりと忘れて心が消えていくまで そして突然、私は自由になれないことがわかりました-私は 暗い永遠の亀裂をすり抜ける 私の痛みと麻痺する苦痛だけで 私が誰であるか、私が誰であるかを教えてください 私の心を包む不確実性 私が自由になれないまで、そして 多分それは夢です。多分他に何も本物ではない しかし、私がどのように感じているかをあなたに話したとしても、それは意味がありません だから私はすべての痛み、中の悲惨さにうんざりしている そして、私は夜だけを感じて生きることができたらいいのにと思います あなたは私に何を言うべきか教えてくれます。どこに行けばいいか教えて しかし、私は気にかけるとは思えません、そして私の心は決して知りません 私が別の動きをすると、それ以上後戻りすることはありません すべてが変化し、すべてが黒くなるからです 私が別の動きをした場合、私が別の一歩を踏み出した場合 その後、それはすべてバラバラになります。私は何も残っていないだろう 風で泣いているなら夜で泣いているなら 方法はありますか？私の心は白に戻りますか？ あなたが誰であるか教えてもらえますか？私がどこにいるのか教えてもらえますか？ 見方を忘れてしまいました。できれば忘れてしまいました 目を開けたらもう戻れない なぜなら、私はそれをすべて捨ててしまい、すべてが黒くなるからです。

@@RinRin72769 lmao those are good, but japanese lyrics are still no.1 for me

@@RinRin72769 i get it

Danke Herr Maul