This Bronze Kiriko Didn't Know What Any Of Their Abilities Did In Overwatch 2 

“My teammates are selling” *stands still outside spawn and dies*

This player has to be trolling. There's no way they sent in this video and thought. "Yeah, it was my team throwing, not me."

this guy could probably miss a mercy beam

WAIT! I had this guy in a comp game, I was playing Queen (he was Moira I think), and he kept yelling at us that we suck and we bots. Meanwhile, he was the biggest ult battery for the enemy team.

“This is what’s left of your brain cells rattling around, sorry thats to many”😂😂

I just realized that flats is just if Gordon Ramsey played overwatch

Bro heard "suzu makes you invincible" and took it too literally

I don't like to flame low skill/bad players because I understand not everyone is good at PVP games, or their game sense isn't there, or they don't have the mechanical aim, or they just don't care too much about improvement. And that's okay! play games how you want! But the MINUTE you flame your teammates for your losses, this is where you suffer from the consequences of your arrogance and I will lay out how bad you are. Flat's gets it

I think they are genuinely playing with no HUD, they need a clear, visual, audible attack from the enemy as a que to start right clicking, they can't hit a single shot, they don't know when cooldowns are down, and they don't even have any awareness of where their health bar's at. Including the fact that 90% of the time they don't know who's an enemy and who's not, I genuinely think this person accidentally pressed a "No HUD" option back when they just started playing this game, and now they're complaining about it. That's the only reasonable answer to why they're playing so bad.

That bronze Soldier was having the match of his life for sure

I swear this dude believes 'If I can't see you you can't see me!'

Fun party idea: Every time you catch yourself asking "why the hell would you do that" or every time she uses suzu at nothing, take a shot.

10 seconds into the game and they clearly show why they are bronze

At least his name is "Clouds" so he let's his team know where his brain is at

“I can be a little harsh” 1st 10 seconds is just murdered

Not even 3 minutes in and I’m already upset at this riveting gameplay

I know this player isn’t trolling because I had a game last night where my team thought I was flaming them because I said they need to touch point to stall the game. Their response was “You’re tank it’s tanks job to touch point.” I admit, I caps locked my response but there was no profanity or flaming, but when both DPS and a Healer all say it’s tank’s responsibility to touch I had to make sure they knew it is physically impossible for a dead tank to touch a point. They listened the next two rounds and we won the game but they decided to throw shade when me and the other healer said gg saying “couldn’t have been that good of a game XD”

8:57 He played so bad that he was able to kill the bastion with the suzu lmao

11:30 “sorry that’s to many”

That one friend who agrees to help you with projects and gets bored after 20 minutes. *Heal.. Suzu... Heal... "which button is emotes again? This one? Ooooo, Kitsune... That's a cool emote"

13:20 i play a lot of kiri and that's not the player saying thanks its one of those automatic ones that play out when you get rezzed so it wasn't even that 😂

I don't think I've seen flats go this insane over a player since Whipz on Rialto.

"put the phone down, i promise you didnt get any tinder matches" im DEAD💀

“YOU ARE THE SELLER !!! and your distributing losses to your team!!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭FU -CKIN TOOK ME OUT OF COMMISSION

"Bro is your brain inverted..?" I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT 😂😂😂

As an Illari main, I’ve never seen a bronze Illari, that Illari part hurt my soul. I genuinely couldn’t believe what my eyes were seeing

Ya know... I've never really tried playing Kiri in the past. I mainly stick to Moira whenever I get support, but I thought I should try to expand my skillset and practice on Kiri for a little bit... and I thought I was absolute trash. But after watching this... Holy shit, I feel so much better about my ability to play, in general. LOL

I refuse to believe this isn't bait. No way someone is like this

4:45 bruh the ana lmao.

"Is your brain a subsciption plan, you forgot to pay?"😂😂😂

These videos are fantastic confidence boosts, because sometimes I think I’m the worst Kiriko player, but thankfully this guy has it covered

My Support brain is SCREAMING this entire match!!!!😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 18:03 "like a moth going after a lamp". That got me

This kiri is like ophra : "You get a suzo, you get a suzo, everyone gets a suzo!"

Bro, these vids have changed how I look at teammates, I legit used to be like this one guy I had a game with saying stuff like 'I'm trying to carry but my team is terrible.' Then using the scoreboard as evidence when I've actually been playing horribly taking so many 1v4s, 1v3s, even 1v5s. These have unironically changed how I look at my own gameplay, thanks Flats. (Btw, that guy I mentioned earlier and the 1vnumber examples were real, bro took 1v5s, I don't think I even saw him hack a health pack once, and even said near the end 'Yeah I've been trying to carry on sombra, but my team is trash, just look at the kills and damage and it's a clear difference.' I had never heard carry and Sombra in the same sentence beforehand.)

And I thought my Kiri gameplay was bad; this is otherworldly.

As an Illari main, their pylon placement hurt every bit of my soul. I melted in my chair.

1:10 Narrator: It would turn out that Flats, indeed, was correct.

flats did more damage to my lungs from laughing than that guy in the whole game

Wait i had 0 idea you can choose how many healing things to throw on Kiri. This guy may never learn anything, in fact he probably clicked off the stream 30 seconds in but I (tank main) learned something new. Thank you Flats.

Paper 3 For every ofuda that hit

Friend: Does Flats roast her? Me: He burns and charcoalize the corpse

17:38 This is the most climactic Aerogel 5 battle I've seen ever since OW1

Literally had a support on Bap and my man was raging at the fact we weren’t saving him, yet proceeded to say “ I can kill the tank” ( they were on Hog) and goes to jump on top of him just to immediately get hooked🤦‍♂️…

That poor fucking Tank man. He’s right there suffering and they aren’t doing anything.

Fuck, the soldier even gave warning shots (12:35), Kiri said "Nah, these aren't for me."

I died when you said wait what happened you had your buttons when i left you XD

Gotta say that the hardest thing about overwatch ranked is not the climb while improving, but simply getting out of bronze. There are so many people like this out there that sometimes you just cant win no matter how you play it. I was hardstuck bronze for 4 MONTHS and then I broke out of it and shot up to plat. I now average around gold 2 and have slowly been climbing, but bronze is hell.

"if you we're on my team i'd give up too" lmao

the “hey there” to the moira killed me 😂

11:30 that is brutal my dude imma use that next time gonna start take notes from you for my premium insults

The backwards Kitsune Rush's though XD

"i promise you didnt get any tinder matches" IM DEADD

This Kiriko probably single taps Symmetra beams thinking it's single fire

This is an example of "Just because you have an ability available, doesn't mean you should use it."

"Is your brain inverted?" is from now on one of my favourite phrases 😂

"my teammates are selling or afk" meanwhile orisa: fuck 4k no ult and popping off

Holy fuck, Flats didn’t hold back 🤣

18:34 nah the worst illari ult was when i was playing at 4am and tried ulting a genji 🤣

12:15 Bro just watched frogger and got inspired

I've missed these, what a spectacular entry to the spectating bronze series. Haven't laughed this much in years 😂😂

Sometimes we need the giga buffed horse to carry teamates like this

the "first sneeze of spring" sent me

this guy has to be trolling no way 😭

If I were this guy, I would've changed my ingame name after this humiliation LMAO

Ain't no way, Flats has to be hiring ppl to do this, bc this guy needs mental examination

I am bronze-low silver support and my eyes are bleeding watching this. This is trolling not bronze.

9:10 "is there a subscription plan you forgot to pay?" 😭 had me dead

flat's reaction to kiri not using suzu on the sleeping manga was priceless 😂😂😂

I did not even know being this bad was possible..... common sense doesnt seem so common anymore, its like a super power

I’m glad that the series is back. Please continue them! These videos are so funny

honestly i'm always wondering, do people not map common emotes like "thanks" to a keybind? mine is just mapped to T lol then i don't have to spend 3 seconds scrolling around the social wheel to try and thank my mercy for the rez

Somehow had pretty decent tracking on that sojourn across the map but cant hit the auto targeting healing nor a single shot lmao

This has to be a troll submission lmao

"He watched 1 karq video and tps and suzus the ground" thats litteral me🤣🤣🤣

15:46 My team last night having a Mei that only build annoying walls and heal themselves, dealing no damage

17:01 that's an offence to wooden planks

Put the phone down, you didn’t get any tinder matches. LMAO

5:53 👏🤦‍♂ killed me 🤣

petition for blizzard to release all bronze gameplays over 15 minutes onto a separate tab, censor the players names, and let the community watch (maybe play entry of the gladiators in the background)

All those damn suzus pissed me off😭 as a plat kiri main this is painful

OMW it hurt my soul in watching this bronze Kiri using the suzu every time it is off cooldown! The part that hurts the most for me as a kriko main is when they went out of spawn the wrong way, suzu themself and then just stand there like their brain froze and die! But year it is the team's fault for them not being higher than bronze!

This one's going in the hall of fame, boys

This is f-ing hilarious. Excellent commentary. I love this.

anyone knows why there's a dmg orb just vibing at 12:36?

i love feeling vindicated by these vids, its nice knowing there are people out there worse than me :)

I started playing overwatch2 1 month ago and im stuck in bronze because im too lazy to watch any tutorial(i also main kiriko too) but even i dont heal the enemy team and waste my suzu for no reason and stand still for 10 seconds and then obviously die and say "due to my team i cant win"

I felt Flat's soul escape his body at around 9:53. Only cuz, mine did too. ☠

3:20 never laughed so hard at a play in my life, and I only play qp on console lmao

Theres no way this was a serious submission.

I lost it at “Bro ,is your brain inverted!!”

I miss these and I like that they’re making a come back

THEY COULD CHOKE ON THE RAISIN I'M FUCKING DEAD DUDE.

the enemy team getting a leaver made it fair, change my mind

JAZE was fucking cooking ngl

This is like the OW equivalent of that one DOOM 2016 journalist

We need more spectating bronze. They're great

This series of events triggered me so bad 12:26 - 12:43. I felt Flats' reaction in my heart

is this why kiri keeps getting buffs?

Every time they use their ult my soul dies a bit