This "Crypto Astrologer" Was Caught Taking Bribes 

Crazy that Liz Truss quit cause Atrioc told her to

To be fair, you hear about all these company owners get ousted by investors when they go a little crazy, it's kinda fun to watch Mark run a top 5 company into the ground

Mark Zuckerberg: I'm thinking of making a meta verse Facebook Management: That is literally the worst idea I've ever hea- Mark: Oh what's that sorry couldn't hear you over MY MASSIVE DUAL CLASS SHARES

The term “crypto astrologer” really makes me feel like an A.I. is working to put the worst two things possible together and punishing me with it

A lot of countries have restarted their tourism marketing. It would be interesting to see a marketing monday on this as tourism around the world kicks back in

The bots are so annoying. RU-vid needs to add a feature where you can "block" certain users so all of their messages will no longer appear instead of having to manually report every single instance of the same comment from the same user

man i thought 2 negatives would make a right

7:21 This ad read was actually crazy because before now I literally didn't know Overwatch 2 was free to play, but in seeing this clip where Tyler1 reads the ad in a way the company doesn't like it managed to spread more awareness on the topic than if he was just a normal shill and followed the instructions

The biggest thing that's dumb to me is trying to keep the Metaverse locked to his specific products. I've got a Valve Index, and many other people have these more expensive VR things, but we're not allowed to even try the Metaverse. Why would they cut out people who have made larger investments into the equipment and games and stuff when they desperately need active users? Still wouldn't be successful, but it seems crazy to need users and simultaneously refuse them because you want this insane monopoly over an empty kingdom

Imagine having an astrology daughter and a nft son

I think Americans underestimate how many people use whatsapp, it's massive. The heavy iPhone majority is not always the case outside America

its important to note that the only thing the UK essentially said is "we think this could reasonably cause problems, so we'll now look into it". They'll now actually go and look into it. They did a terrible job of communicating this fact themselves lmao

Liz Truss comments aged as gracefully as Atrioc himself

This is definitely one of the Marketing Mondays of all time.

I'm convinced fb just publishes this research about video watch time so that they can count someone watching a vid for longer than 1.7 seconds now as a view and inflate their numbers. The number's also worse because they're just looking at viewership on the fb News Feed, which is designed terribly for a viewing experience anyway. Makes no sense that they'd do this survey on that platform instead of IG, where people expect to watch videos more often

My friend makes all of the patch notes and in app public releases for Telegram. He says the company refuses to put money into any form of direct advertising because they like having the ability to say that it's an app that is entirely popularized by person to person recommendations. Weird strategy but I guess it's working.

To put it into context, between the time of making this video and it being published, Liz Truss did not outlast the lettuce. Edit: GDI editors caught me slipping.

honestly the Tyler1 ad read got me wanting to hop on overwatch

bruh, what a perfect time to get diagnosed with adhd and prescribed adderal.

I like the new ad win and fail section! Hopefully there are more!

Wow, big congrats to lettuce for such a W over Liz.

I have never been so caught of guard than the head of lettuce update. Great stuff editor

The way the metal brick designed to convect kinetic energy into processed grain slips down my fingers while I sit in a white container used for hygiene filled to the brim with 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen

The glarketer would never let facebook make a mistake like that

I really enjoy the fact that the Wins and Fails slowly went from "oh no NFTs are getting stolen!!" to "the world is on the brink of colapse". Crypto still failing so it could be worse

Glad you covered UK

"No legs, no Adderall" sounds like the start of a terrible dystopian YA novel.

Just finished having the Vod play in the background for context. Perfect time to watch this

How did I not see this video come out..

Liz Truss got booted faster than Connor can edit this ep lmao lezgo

This is the most I've seen of What's App in a year, cool to see that it's still around

First time Cody Ko and Scott Galloway were ever mentioned together

Tyler1 cracks me up every time man the guy has the game completely on lock

as someone who loves vr and has fbt on their avatar, the moment i saw these damn legs i knew they weren't real time. that shit was way too human for anything the quest 2 could do unless it was another 600 bucks of tech you had to strap on

I love watching marketing Monday on Friday

Thank you captainbuttsuck for the beautiful message at 9:06

Nationwide shortage of Adderall with the new Call of Duty coming out in a week? Why cruel world why!!!!!

What's wild is when he started talking about attention span I went to another video. I'm back like 2 days later to finish watching.

I got public last week because of you, I turned 18 and was like, Big A I want your stock

Wow the first 1.7 seconds of this video was good

i want someone to make a compilation of all the times Atrioc let a little(or a lot) of spit fly out of his face in the middle of his heated rambling

In regards to the Microsoft and Sony trial, I was partly responsible for that report for data analysis.

Cant believe Mark skipped leg day

keep talking about ads pls man those r always the best vids

No "Wazzup Beijing" very disappointed Big A

Marketing Monday on Thursday lol

3:33 I think there's two ways you can see this, and I also think everyone's seeing it the wrong way. From what I can tell, there's no reason why our attention spans would become shorter now rather than earlier. It seems to me that the much more likely explanation is that we're getting much better at determining if a piece of content is going to be entertaining or not much more quickly.

Congratz to the Lettuce.

Bit coin astrology has to be the smartest thing I've ever seen

You need to watch that new Russel Wilson ad for a fail 😂

You know how many times I had to come back from not watching these videos? Take 1.7 second divided by the time in this video lol

I love how in this video Atrioc mentions that the fact that Liz Truss might resign, and she already resigned 😂

Earliest Atrioc vid I've ever seen on my home page

such a W marketing monday

Marketing Monday on a Thursday :D

Farketing Friday lets gooooo

The KFC ad made me throw my headphones, put a jumpscare warning or something jesus

Time for UK visits is what I am hearing

Maren was such a grift im glad she’s getting the criticism she deserves

I didn’t even hear what the first add was about on my first time watching it

The glizzard back at it again

15:21 woah great time for my sister to buy a second home to rent out the first

Holy shit, the british banter is on another level

The Tyler1 ad read is actually 5head cuz that’s the kind of shit that gets clipped and since ow2 is just ow1 (which was already a good game) just knowing it’s f2p would draw more players.

Metaverse is not affordable. That's the biggest problem. 3.5 billion people need phones so Facebook, Instagram, etc are easier to access. 3.5 billion people DON'T need a VR headset for $500. Affordability=Usability

11:35 Sony recently bought Bungie for like $3.6 billion, still a lot less than the activision purhcase but a fair bit more than "just" 500 mill

Hope everyone in California stayed safe!

New title is much better. 👍

It's friday big A

It's sad that Jarvis Johnson had to feature in the failed ad :(

The 1.7 sec is definitely a FAIL for facebook's RecSys, causing many to swipe away a ton of video before finding 1 interesting enough to view.

If British “people” cancel my cod on game pass imma scream

Atrioc is wrong about the Hey Ash, Whatcha Sellin ad. it's deep internet lore and it's crazy that they included it

The KFC ad at the end would make me consider leaving the theater.

Gotta disagree with Atroic saying that Overwatch 2 isn't really hitting. I mean, did he see that Tyler1 ad read??

Big A saturated until orange 😂

I cant believe that they would do that 🙀

Marketing Monday on a Thursday

As a UK citizen I agree to the Microsoft activision merge.

There is either a sad or admiring thing about zuck going so hard on metaverse

I watch videos through

Marketing Thursday on RU-vid

Tyler1 channeling his inner Doja cat

As I was getting my ADHD diagnosis, my psychiatrist was talking about how there's an Adderall shortage nationwide. She was suggesting Ritalin or Focalin, which I was more than fine with after she described the differences in them. She then prescribed me Adderall after a 20 minute song and dance of how she probably shouldn't prescribe it to me. This is why there's a shortage lol

no mercury is in Retrograin no stress guys, Yes Atrioc!

Coming back 1 yr later and can confirm….rent has not gone down

yo he has the coney arm 😳

I was listening to that ad in the car and I actually threw up

I tried to sign up for public but it’s not in Canada 😢 I really wanted to lose all money on poor investments

The title alone is so fucking dystopian

Things being bad in Meta is such a big W

No legs no adderall

Glarketing Monday

Sony trying to claim that Microsoft is trying to gain a monopoly over games is really fucking funny when they are STILL paying for the big game names to be exclusives

idk why, but it feels like big A is talking in 1.25 speed or som lmao

No

why does atrioc look like his eyebrows are glued on

I cannot believe that a "Crypto Astrologer" was Lying...

I feel like the trocflock has really lost it's way.. I member the good ol, days when the nicknames were simpler. Big A, Old man, Token old guy, the guy from the 1800s that witnessed when Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, you get the drift. The narrative used to fit, and I'd argue it is only getting more and more relevant as time passes. I urge you all, to think of simpler times, when writing all of Big A's nicknames wasn't as arduous as writing 1000 word essays. Coffee cow? We, say Nay! Spoontrioc? Nay! The GlizzmiesterGluckGluck3000,420? Nay! I urge the flock to band together and unify to bring back the good ol days. Bring back the old memes. Thank you for your time. Have a blessed day. -Long time RU-vid frog. I member

I'm not expert but rent price lowering won't take inflation numbers down. The part of rent calculated into CPI(inflation) is done with a really long term moving avarege (Cpi Owners equivalent rent). Therefore it doesn't go up as fast as it should and it won't go down while real price is going down, thus, not letting its part in the calculation go down. Inflation is probably going down because it's compared year by year. November and December 2021 had around 7%, so next inflation data will be compared to the already 7% up. If I'm wrong feel free to correct me.