This Game Costs $200 

It's like a game design student procrastinated for an entire semester then the night before finals, threw this together, got mad that their grade ended up being a flat 0 and released this on steam at a high price to "prove the teacher wrong".

You are literally the ONLY person I would ever expect to willingly pay $170 for something like that, and still complement it. Also, I think the reason the jump button was broken is because, like the art, the code for the game was also made in MS Paint.

This game is so well made it should be double the money

This is actually genious, it was probably made in a few hours and even if a single person buys it, the creator gets huge profit

This is the first time i can recall ever seeing DF being genuinely annoyed playing a game. Wow

I love how DF wanted to see a dragon spewing fireballs in an animated fashion, and 100 odd steps later dragon with animated fireballs. Foresight.

I'd say it's a -10/10. A game all AAA studios should aspire to be.

As an indie game dev, I can attest to how beautifully made this game is. It takes pure skill and genius to make something so... whatever this is. 😅

Suddenly I have confidence in my ability to develop a game.

😂😂😂 DF being snarky with his enotionless calm voice really cracks me up.

Just the sound of the spacebar being pressed 50x per second in the background every time he tries to jump killed me lol

I think I understand why it doesn't jump always. I think you have to press the button at a time were it calculates the next timestep. So jumping is a frameperfect trick.

That price tag is either insanity, a typo, or an intentional deterrence.

I surprised it isnt EA who made it

Please let the play time be less than 2 hours, for refund purposes. The steam page even tells you to refund it. Edit: I have now finished the video. And yes, less than an hour. 0/10 game.

If this game was made in unity, I assume the developer checked for inputs in FixedUpdate instead of Update. FixedUpdate is for stuff like physics calculation (which was probably used for the controlling the character). However FixedUpdate is not called every frame, so inputs like pressing a key can get lost if pressed at the wrong time.

After a free game that is surprisingly well made, there's this... Well, can't complain, DF is entertaining regardless, and cudos to Editor-san major skills in making this!

when making gravity, if the collider touches the ground and the developer sets the vertical velocity to zero instead of something small to keep pushing the character down, it can cause it to be a bit janky for on ground detection.

Ubi Soft & EA are taking notes from this game.

This game is so well made i couldn't even finish the video

I just confirmed that I can watch DF play any crap for 20 minutes without question. and have fun in the process. Love iu

i think this is the first game that he has uploaded that he did not enjoy at all

QUICK, DF, YOU BEAT THE GAME IN 40 MINUTES! you can STILL GET A REFUND If you play a game under 2 hours and its in your library for less than 2 weeks, then you can get a refund

10/10 really beautiful artwork control movements 10000000/10 the money well spent,the children crying over their wasted money,truly beautiful!

I love how at a certain point you can hear DF furiously mashing the space button in the bg 😂

I wanna see a speedrun of this

ofcourse DF spends 200 dollars on a game after a free game

I love that DF couldn't even BS at the end. He went "0" and went on with his day, trying to forget what he just experienced.

100/100, a perfect game that taught me the importance of collecting my unhappiness.

POV the Devs seeing someone bought their game:🤐🤣😯⁉️

This looks like GameMaker The jump issue is probably because it doesn't see floor beneath your character. I ran into it when I mad a similar game

This game makes me cry from it’s beauty, I feel as though the greatest artists would nay they definitely will come back just to get a glimpse at this. The greatest philosophers would ponder this game’s existence of why, how, and mainly when did this come to be? What is said game’s purpose? It might be to bring peace on Earth because of the price only the richest of people would buy and play this, then playing this would lead to them becoming the purest of people on Earth! Then they will train to be stronger than Goku and become the protectors of Earth, after that they would form the Z fighters!! This is when they would try to find the One Piece! That is all😊😊 9999999/9999999

I honestly can't believe you suffered through that whole experience xD I would've probably just yeeted it as soon as I figured the jump button issue- As for why the jump isn't working I suppose with my limited knowledge of C# there's probably some arbitrary variable that needs to be met- Maybe it generates a random number on space bar press between 1 and 10 and if the number is 6 it jumps or something xD

i don't think ive seen a RU-vidr criticize a game so much, in all fairness the game deserves it i would rate this game "you fell into a pit" out of "screaming eternally in the depths of hell where every once in a while the lord of darkness says "skill issue" to you and leaves."

I find it so funny how you can tell he's frustrated despite sounding so emotionless.

This looks like something that should of come out 40 years ago.

Still better than some release day AAA titles.

i'm surprised DF didn't give this game a -10/10 score.

the jump button not working is actually genius, because its a very obvious but sneaky way to pander the game time! that way you cant refund!! 10/10 would buy 4 copies

I cant explain how beautiful it is❤😢

video games are DANGEROUSLY funny /overstimulating everyone who plays videogames, you deserve what you get from doing it, (or preferably... what you LOSE from doing it)

The jumping made me remember myself whenever I try to make the jump mechanic first attempt

I like watching DF, he spends money so I don’t have to x)

The gun fire for no reason 🤣🔥best editor

It's called the cost equivalency fallacy. "It's so expensive it must be high quality or well thought out" then when a fool and their money get parted the suffer the sunk cost fallacy "i paid so much i have to use this or keep it" and the worst part is how many sales this game has.

I just want to take moment to appreciate all that DF does. His videos always make me smile. ❤️

This looks like the type of game that even pirating it would give me buyers remorse

DF had to pull every ounce of patients he has for this game

I feel like DF will be the only one to actually pay for this game.

For a man who loves his auto-clicker, DF is strangely reluctant to use his auto-keypresser.

My life has been changed by this. I finally got a house, wife, kids, and this game.

Why am I watching this? Eating dinner. :) I always have a DF video on during or after dinner. Rating? 8/10, needs more dragons. :)

your sacrifice did not go unappreciated

DF you make some of the best videos I've ever seen. keep it up you are doing great!

Gotta love how the greatest games are free, and the most low quality games seem to cost way too much money

amazing and worth the money 20/10

This isn't a game, it's a social commentary

The best game of the decade

I love it vids keep up the good work

I've never seen DF rage before, he's scary when he's mad, so passive aggy

Something about him suffering for once and not the game, feels fair 😂

its either a social experiment, satire, or something special will happen once you do the game a particular amount of times

This is truly GOTY with what the price is. All they have to do is pay off the people with the income made.

And by buying it, you've encouraged the creator to make a DLC!

I love how you can barely hear him smashing his keyboard to jump

My bet is that the unreliable jump is the dev preventing the player from double-jumping. Instead of detecting when the character was touching the ground, they put a timer on being able to use jump again....and set it for way too long; probably to prevent it from being used again while halfway down a pit.

I feel like this game was specifically designed and priced to tempt DF and only DF into buying it because we all know he wouldn't be able to resist

DF, wanted to thank you for your many game suggestions over the years. I think this game has replay-ability coming out of its ears. Edit: sorry, that was my ears... and my melted brain leaking out. My bad. Still, love your stuff, DF!

Oh man, DF really fell into a pit to be playing this. 😂

editor seems to be a nice guy

U know u f-ed up when Df apologizes for makin u watch 🤣🤣🤣

This game fills me with senseless rage and I'm not even the one playing.

"They say it's good no matter what the actual quality is..." Apple moment

0 cost money, 200 profit, the dev won

It’s interesting reading the reviews on this game on steam. Like it’s a real mixed bag but it’s an interesting read.

Truly a game of all time. Its got many things like graphics, controls, and levels. I'm sure its got a rating out of ten. All that for the low, low, price of almoat 200$ truly a game you can look at and say that exists.

when it comes to the question-ability of the jump, I assume it checks if you are clipped into the ground to let you jump; this would lead to inconsistencies because of the collision system. This is just my first thought as I have made my fair share of questionable 2d platforming engines. Also if this was hard to read, I’m sorry, I wrote this at 1 in the morning. ok goodnight

My heart was pounding like a squirrel

It’s pretty nice to have to press the space bar 10x to jump, I have to press the space bar 100x

DF needs a go fund me for this missile

Yo, can we talk about how DF unintentionally predicted the dragons in this game!

I could buy every single DLC in the sims and not get as much entertainment compared to this video

Man really went "I need some tax deductions. What's the most money I can spend quickly?"

I watched every ad with the volume on. R.I.P, bro.

I assume they made the jump button like that as a quick way to stop being able to jump multiple times mid air by just adding a cooldown or something

here's my perspective as a junior game dev. assuming this was made in unity (which i'm getting the vibe it is). those issues with not jumping properly can often be caused by detecting if the player is directly colliding with the platforms, you usually want to give some leeway for this reason and have a special collider that doesn't have physics, just checks if you're on the ground. also if the creator decided to let unity auto-generate the colliders instead of just using box colliders... it can cause unfortunate shenanigans with collisions not being detected accurately. as for the being stuck on walls that looks like the default physics in full effect. to fix that you can just disable or lower the friction

DF you should make your own game

You can almost taste the passive-agressiveness in his voice

Is the brown ropes not a “ladder” up kind of thing and then the green ones “vines” help you go down, if needed? Or to slow your fall at least?

11/10 Never seen a game thats more worth it

Is this the new cod with the movement we been waiting for.

I genuinely appreciate you playing these crappy games so I don't have to. I'd be dying of curiosity if I saw that on Steam, but i don't have $170 to gamble with.

I think this game is truly a 1/1 game

This game is so good that I'm going to double it and give it to the next person.

From the thumbnail i was sure the MC was a paintcan. After watching the video, I'm sure the MC is in fact, a paint can.

Thank you for this video! 😀💐

This is really one of the games ever

This game is like every early access game!

God, I hope you got your money back!

It is the spacebar sounds in the background for me.