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But what kind of Romance language? I geess you'll have to watch to find out.
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@LingoLizard Месяц назад

I’m months into working on a video about the Romance languages you can’t do this me to Mister Agma Schwa

@AgmaSchwa Месяц назад

well there's a new one now so you'll have to add it in, confirmed /j

@engtilde Месяц назад

@@AgmaSchwathis but for real. would be a hilarious inside joke

@jonathanthegreat2008 Месяц назад

Portagoose is ðə most beautiful, yet most cursed animəl conlaŋ I have evər encountered! Þaŋks Mr. Ŋə or @@AgmaSchwa

@cerebrummaximus3762 Месяц назад

I love how Linguistics RU-vidrs just know eachother

@jonathanthegreat2008 Месяц назад

@@cerebrummaximus3762 me too!

@JDWatkins-ws4jt Месяц назад

Next time, we're going to be showing you Cat-alan

@koduflower2000 Месяц назад

meow :3

@abarette_ Месяц назад

lmao

@mariotheundying Месяц назад

cat owners will do their best to teach them that, and also learn it

@enarmonika5557 Месяц назад

As a Catalan, i support this 100%

@belcarra Месяц назад

mreow :3

@thanook Месяц назад

im brazilian, and Back In The Day, i was listening to my history teacher talk about the colonial pact (Pacto Colonial), but ending up mispronoucing it as the colonial duck (Pato Colonial). I spent the rest of her class reimagining a few important portuguese settlers as ducks.

@leusuzuki763 Месяц назад

@@thanook kkkkkk

@tailpig6417 Месяц назад

So, Portugeese settlers

@user-rl4rl7sv2y Месяц назад

straits of magellanatidae 🤣🤣

@sandeater3707 Месяц назад

Como um português, posso confirmar que sou im pato

@otheranthemhouse1675 Месяц назад

@@thanook port of geese

@asdaneedsfunds Месяц назад

Yeah you've heard of romance language but what about romantic comedy languages

@NotUselessProductions Месяц назад

What about horror languages

@hubb8049 Месяц назад

@@NotUselessProductions Caucasian phonology, Japanese writing, Arabic grammar with Hungarian case system and it's ergative-absolutive, go and make it a conlang

@zackbuildit88 Месяц назад

@@hubb8049Japanese writing isn't that bad 😂 Try hecking Thai

@NotUselessProductions Месяц назад

@@zackbuildit88 try Tibetan

@zackbuildit88 Месяц назад

@@NotUselessProductions ooh, nah u right. u got me ther. dang.

@aoscf77 Месяц назад

I KNEW IT WAS CURSED PORTUGUESE I KNEW IT FROM THE START. Well played, mr ŊƏ. Well played indeed.

@Gigagamerrays Месяц назад

Finally, It's about time the romance branch needed a new update

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Месяц назад

Romance got really boring after a few hundred years. Glad that the devs finally had some new ideas for it. Really enjoying Portugoose, CATalan, sPANDAnish and Greg.

@adriangd5040 Месяц назад

i was genuinely half-expecting this to be real i’m so stupid

@doyouknowkeplertwentytwob4032 Месяц назад

yes

@adriangd5040 Месяц назад

why does ŋə’s kitchen look similar to mine what the hell

@JMaster-Scion_Of_Naught Месяц назад

I... am also too trusting, I fear...

@RyebuckCoppercap Месяц назад

Yeah haha, I was thinking it may have been about new information about an extinct African Romance language, like a newly discovered text or something like that, but Portugoose works too ;p

@m_affiliates Месяц назад

We all talk about Romance languages but nobody talks about Platonic languages

@samsmoms4914 Месяц назад

Sexual languages.

@feralcatgirl Месяц назад

*holds up a plucked goose* behold, plato's language!

@readingdino711 Месяц назад

In my one fantasy world I actually made both new romance and platonic languages for the heck of it (I don't have that project anymore, but if I did I'd make a video about it).

@m_affiliates Месяц назад

@@readingdino711 that's really cool

@EchoLog Месяц назад

@@feralcatgirl this full circle joke has inspired me to get distracted from my current conlang. Thank you. One blursed Greek coming up. Do you want creole seasoning on that?

@CRT.v Месяц назад

3:11 My fiancee came running from across the house to see what was wrong after hearing me yell "Oh goddammit!"

@xX_wiLLiam_Xx Месяц назад

H O N Q U E

@StockhausenScores Месяц назад

HONQUE

@koduflower2000 Месяц назад

HONQUE

@andymuggloy6969 Месяц назад

H O N Q U E

@StockhausenScores Месяц назад

HONQUE

@moreydumo5925 Месяц назад

HONQUE

@timorl Месяц назад

No nesting? But where do portugeese lay eggs then?

@hyperion3145 Месяц назад

HONQUE HONQUE

@InsertNameHereBoi Месяц назад

Literally was gonna say that! No nesting in a GOOSE LANGUAGE??

@moreydumo5925 25 дней назад

portugeese lay eggs, their eggs hatched into portugeese, cycle repeat

@_trupples Месяц назад

i'd be very curious to actually hear synthesized speech that would more "naturally" transition from a sound to the next, rather than the very quick sharp transitions here; something that would actually sound like a goose rather than a harmonized dot matrix printer

@StockhausenScores Месяц назад

It's meant to be cursèd

@pikgears Месяц назад

I figured this was going to make fun of the claim that English is a Romance language

@ak5659 Месяц назад

Every time I think that idiocy has been put to rest, I come across it again. and the source is nearly always a monolingual English speaker. SMDH.......

@pikgears Месяц назад

@@ak5659 whyever would you think idiocy would go away any time soon?

@Matty002 Месяц назад

have you guys heard of ULTRAFRENCH? lol @@ak5659

@greenkitty1 Месяц назад

How does this differ from the canadian dialect?

@StockhausenScores Месяц назад

It's based on European Portuguese!

@greenkitty1 Месяц назад

@@StockhausenScores canada goose

@someguy8375 Месяц назад

quebec goose romance language derived from french

@JDWatkins-ws4jt Месяц назад

@@greenkitty1 The Canadian dialect has phonemic moose calls

@JDWatkins-ws4jt Месяц назад

@@greenkitty1 The Canadian dialect has phonemic moose calls

@VanByyrg Месяц назад

For CCC3 I would love if someone made "Mewing" language, where you are not allowed to relax your tongue so you can constantly be mewing

@AgmaSchwa Месяц назад

If they went like, REALLY in-depth in the phonetics of what mewing would do to the release of sounds that would be truly amazing

@humanfingers Месяц назад

Sigma schwa

@StockhausenScores Месяц назад

@@AgmaSchwadefo will have implosives and clicks

@wyntyrr Месяц назад

this is a certified porch of geese moment

@CasualMitosisCollective Месяц назад

porch of goose, actually

@StockhausenScores Месяц назад

Language simp moment SIUUUUUUUUUM

@Rdac0 Месяц назад

Arent the goose formants wild because birds have multiple 'vocal cords'? Essentially, you're trying to find the formant of a choir by using a tool that checks the formant of a single voice

@AgmaSchwa Месяц назад

to shorten a very long potential explanation: pretty much, lol

@user-ii1cu7ie2h Месяц назад

"I just want to see what people would think" People thinking: 1:42

@devonoknabo2582 Месяц назад

I am excite for lé romank lankwaj

@devonoknabo2582 Месяц назад

4 hours! Ley's go

@kornsuwin Месяц назад

i already don't feel ready for this video

@kornsuwin Месяц назад

in other words, this is going to be [q̘ʰl̪o͡ʉ̘ⱱl̪e̝]

@thelollykitty Месяц назад

omg its korn

@engtilde Месяц назад

omg its korn!

@thevalarauka101 Месяц назад

wow

@rachelblaquiere9134 Месяц назад

So that's what phoneticians mean with the goose vowel

@tristenarctician6910 Месяц назад

The goose sounds like a dying hard drive

@szlanty Месяц назад

oh god I can hear myself in the attempts of the server to guess the pronunciation of text

@CasualMitosisCollective Месяц назад

portugoosing -Iris

@iamsushi1056 Месяц назад

Ah, yes. Dubstep as a cursed romantic conlang. Why the hell was I even remotely surprised.

@adriangd5040 Месяц назад

LMAO why are you right best dubstep song: 2:49

@azplantreviews2199 Месяц назад

Wow, I wonder if any Arizona Plants will be mentioned in this video.

@lyricalcarpenter Месяц назад

Agma you did me dirty putting my clip first in the vocalization section

@moldy900 Месяц назад

this is the eighth most horrifying thing i have ever seen, good job

@its_an_inkstar Месяц назад

Awful. Just want we want here. Good job, or as the Portugoose might say: [Demonic screeching]

@klikkolee Месяц назад

it sounds less like geese and more like a modem signal

@Bit125_ Месяц назад

friday night funkin' fans when you pass them the aux

@bsnow304 Месяц назад

Dammit, I was working on a trivocalic language for the cursed conlang circus. Back to the drawing board, I guess

@AlbySilly Месяц назад

I have always wanted to learn some kind of romance language, porch-of-goose is the perfect option for me

@LoganKearsley Месяц назад

Thank you for doing an animal language with realistic animal phonetics! DJP could learn something from you!

@arichansen8527 Месяц назад

Watching this to make my decision to major in Mechanical Engineering look sane

@emanuel585 Месяц назад

As someone who natively speaks portuguesse i realy liked that pun altough it dosent work in portuguese

@StockhausenScores Месяц назад

It's English only.

@StockhausenScores Месяц назад

Sòlo é Inglês (i believe)

@StockhausenScores Месяц назад

You could call it Ducks's Portuguese

@emanuel585 Месяц назад

@@StockhausenScores the closest thing is patoguês but thats duck not goose

@StockhausenScores Месяц назад

I don't know how to say duck in portuguese @@emanuel585

@prof.reuniclus21 Месяц назад

GBA crash sound ass language 💀

@IlleScrutator Месяц назад

Ligma Schwa dropping another classic masterpiece.

@vaaldsamthomas Месяц назад

That's Portuguese but it has a Villain arc.

@caffetiel Месяц назад

Standard Portuguese tbh

@GeoCrusader Месяц назад

tbh I was sure this is some cursed Gascon because of "hera"

@wynnexed Месяц назад

WHAT THE QUACK

@germanempire8678 Месяц назад

No way, the new dlc had just dropped

@agodawg Месяц назад

Wow, Portugoose is such a beautiful language I hope I find myself a native speaker to marry someday 🥰

@tomasebenlendr6440 Месяц назад

7:50 when you stretch vovel frequencies so high up, you should definitely use logarithmic scale, because people (and I guess that geese also) percieve distance betweeen frequencies as ratio between them, instead of difference between them.

@eumesmo3678 Месяц назад

- Elementar, de fato, vejo que o senhor é um homem de cultura. - H O N K

@maxmncs2950 Месяц назад

Wow, as an Italian speaker this language is actually more comprehensible than Spanish! I didn't know the esistence of this awesome romance language

@paulamarina04 Месяц назад

smells like teen spirit fucking killed me

@revangerang Месяц назад

This is what the internet was made for

@Supremedalex Месяц назад

Got to love the use of Wheel of Time for translations.

@kori228 Месяц назад

9:24 human F1 can definitely go above 900. (female) Japanese anime VAs can go up to like 1100-1300

@StockhausenScores Месяц назад

Isn't it sped-up?

@kori228 Месяц назад

@@StockhausenScores well no, I've never heard of that being a thing. There's examples where VAs speak at live shows or on air so I'm pretty sure it's not modified.

@jobrown95 Месяц назад

I feel drunk watching this

@Garfield_Minecraft Месяц назад

this is so romance

@jakindabox Месяц назад

hiiiii

@AgmaSchwa Месяц назад

lol the "Translate To English" button on your comment just adds another letter i

@thecoolkittensarecool Месяц назад

@@AgmaSchwa ah yes, "hiiiii" (english "hiiiiii")

@lilamjazeefa9466 Месяц назад

That's just the emphatic -i suffix which is part of the grammar of the Hiiii language. You see, the language has tonemes which are not denoted in the writing system. The language has two letters, [h] and [i], with stress patterns and tone providing lexical disambiguation. Knowing where to put the tones and stress is a matter of context and familiarity with the language which is acquired by cultural immersion.

@devonoknabo2582 Месяц назад

@@lilamjazeefa9466I love how agma schwa viewers can just easily produce cursed conlang ideas from a simple thing in a comment section.

@lilamjazeefa9466 Месяц назад

@@devonoknabo2582 Hiiii hiiiiiii hi. (I *guarantee* you knew where to put those tones & stresses in your head)

@Tinybabyfishy Месяц назад

I hate how high-effort this is, I hate this in general, why does this exist, what have you wrought, etc.

@Tinybabyfishy Месяц назад

literally weeping and gnashing my teeth

@EleetCanoe Месяц назад

whatever brain cells i had are now lost, but this is so fuckin funny good job

@dayalasingh5853 Месяц назад

Personally I *liked* using Pratt.

@AgmaSchwa 25 дней назад

After this experience, I have *plans* for Praat.

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Месяц назад

Beautiful language.

@fibonacci8 Месяц назад

When you need to speak dial-up

@benuwuowo Месяц назад

Cool!!! now make a video about the Luxebourgoose language 😀

@StockhausenScores Месяц назад

Make it yourself for the #ccc3

@DWithDiagonalStroke Месяц назад

Finalmente, Português na sua forma mais pura

@Celestia1323 8 дней назад

the tables forgot the doctor

@WheatDos Месяц назад

Please call it by it's native name: Portuganso.

@kitcutting Месяц назад

Impressive. There are whole families of Portugeese hanging out at the truck yard where I work. I’m gonna try learning this in order to understand more about the Portugoose culture. ✨ Wish me luck ✨

@ohnocoder 25 дней назад

I wonder what Japaknees sounds like.

@joaocabralpv Месяц назад

portugal mentioned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@NeonBeeCat Месяц назад

Havent watched this but its probably Galician

@CorbiniteVids Месяц назад

Mambo no 5 bike horn remix

@eldomiloqui Месяц назад

hmm yes this language is goosely interesting.

@SurfTheSkyline Месяц назад

Am I haviŋ a stroke o.0

@enuma-elise Месяц назад

This is a monumental discovery. I can't wait to see your findings published.

@KalimbaJammer Месяц назад

im portuguese, was amused, win.

@pncka Месяц назад

Gaster speaks portugoose!

@penand_paper6661 3 дня назад

This is actually a pretty neat xenolang.

@kornsuwin Месяц назад

this video just started but if this doesn't mention Danger Dan i'm gonna be pissed

@kornsuwin Месяц назад

i'm mildly pissed

@engtilde Месяц назад

omg, it’s korn

@Felishamois Месяц назад

Almost immediately clicked off once I got to language name reveal, sticking around, will keep you updated

@spaceguy4116 Месяц назад

3:40 LEFT

@rhsmn2334 Месяц назад

thank you for keeping the cursed conlang craft thriving

@cinthiarosasromero5239 14 дней назад

Oh.. yea i also found a another anlimaniac language is caled toki pona

@stickad_ Месяц назад

what did i just watch

@thatotherted3555 Месяц назад

Genius in action

@Astro_weeeeee Месяц назад

The part with the voices in different hadphone legitimately made my paranoid ass jump and look around lol

@Ms_desolated Месяц назад

the pronounciation reveal made me sh!t ŋyself

@MoustiluigiRandom Месяц назад

Exceptionnel.

@enzogamerukbr 7 дней назад

AGMA SCHWA OIL PAINTING

@VincentEdelstein Месяц назад

Thank you, Agma Schwa

@mickeydamaz9238 Месяц назад

When you thought that it's hard to surprise you...

@nSenuh Месяц назад

Agma Schwa

@JSG4361 Месяц назад

so true

@40watt53 Месяц назад

hey cool pfp

@scaevolaludens679 Месяц назад

Im to lazy to watch the whole video to find out if this is mentioned or not but just in case, know that a historical name for occitan in italian is Linguadoca which (mis)translates to "goose language"

@StockhausenScores Месяц назад

No, it's a region of France