This Is How You DON'T Play Baldur's Gate 3 Act 1 (Jamieking Edition) 

Ironic, considering Phil is a parasite himself.

Almost feel bad for it

Lol

😂😂😂

Honestly, it's not really a waste because a regular roll is far superior to rolling at a disadvantage tbfh

And then he uploads the unedited footage and calls it a playthrough... Nobody can get any information from one of Phil's play through. Other than this is how you don't play that game.

What’s funny is Giving advantage to negate the Disdvantage is smart but we know he didn’t plan it he just cast the wrong spell I. His mind

He's played so many games for so many years and never learned the golden rule: if it's not 100% accurate, it's 50%.

ive failed 99% options before. there should be an achievement for that though

@@airiakizuki5592 Exactly. Hell in Gen 1 Pokemon even 100% wasn't a guarantee because of a bug which meant even 100 accuracy moves still had a 1/256 chance of missing lol.

Has he played xcom?

@@batboy555 Yup. Enemy Unknown and the weird spin-off third person shooter The Bureau: XCOM Declassified.

And then he never follows up with it. He makes a comment to complain and just *refuses* to learn.

We both know God can't possibly be involved in the creation of that thing 😂

Honestly

Now I want a dnd show with phil hosted by an extremely masochistic DM and players that are constantly plotting to get Phil's pc killed.

​@@left-2-write28if I could stomach speaking to this man for 90 seconds. I would offer my DM services for this. But I like my one shread of sanity left.

Also he could have seen that dragon earlier on at the druid grove as you can look through the telescope right next to the lady you save from the bugbear

Always male as well. Always has a beard. Always white with no skin condition or scars. Always little body fat with high muscle. His lack of creativity is insane.

At least for ONCE he didn't make a white dude with a goatee and black hair color... that makes him look exactly like himself.

I wouldn't say disturbing, but pathetic. Money isn't everything, and one day it's all gonna be worth nothing. Yeah money's important, but to an extent. Other than that, it isn't everything.

@@lman2047no it’s absolutely disturbing. That kind of mindset is typically the one adopted by history’s most heinous individuals Mao, Stalin, Hitler to name a few.

Dave's the new Hitler confirmed lmao. Tbh you comparing a streamer to Hitler or Stalin is just as concerning if not more-so. Who cares what Dave thinks but at least he's not undermining the actual atrocities of history and world wars by comparing them to absolute buffoons. It would be better if you made a comparison to actual psychology terms such as sociopathy. Would really narrow things down, be more relevant, and less ridiculous. Ironically the people who complain the most about idiots, are idiots themselves.

Withers shamed him for it too, honestly love that

@@NightKnocker316 Withers is such a great character, I love it.

It sums up his entire life. The only person duller and more boring than Phil is his wife. Kat isn't even an NPC, she's a poorly rendered background object you aren't supposed to look at for to long.

Phil doesn't know what fun is. It was a red flag once he said he hates music. I've never heard someone say they don't like music

Astarion was the star of this playthrough 😂

I had no D&D experience and got things pretty quickly. Phil is confused by mechanics in Hr 100 introduced in Hr 2

Also why did he pick a sorceress class? Should have picked an easier class to play as.

Yeah Sorc isn't very beginner friendly.

even sadder is that one of the games this guy is actually "good" at is FF6, he made a playthrough of it and it's probably the only one where he gives useful commentary and information, but he's still somehow unaware

I value my liver, actually.

he has a wife dood!

Because Waifus clearly have cooties!

He’s was saving himself for Halsin 🥰🥰🥰🥵🥵

​@@someguyinawheelchair4405 the fact Halsin is the most wholesome companion while Phil is a salty rage goblin is so funny to me.

Yikes, get some standards dude

Timestamp bro

​@Manjozo he sells Asterion out at 1:54:40

Astarion got the last laugh on dude.

Astarion leaving Phil with all of his good items is one of the most beautifully karmatic things to happen to him. And there was nothing he could do about it 😂

for sure. magic missile being guaranteed damage that you can scale to your wish with the cast level and being able to be distributed among multiple targets is insanely strong. quite frankly its a bit too good, always end up using it. spellsparkler, reverberation and the illuminated+2dmg ring is stupid. if you have high illithid level you can also use it to abuse cull the weak to an absurd degree. all in all i would say its a very robust spell

@@AL3Z72 lol. Robust indeed

​@@AL3Z72 real chads don't use the illithid abilities

There are builds based on the spell. Hes a clown.

"It's one of those spells you take all the time it's that damn good." i mean, most people would define that as a crutch. it's something you _have_ to take with you. magic missile is a great spell but it's also a great example of WotC's awful (lack of) game design philosophy. they're completely allergic to change if it means changing one of the things they view as "iconic" for the brand (sacred cows). they have hyped themselves into a corner by being "the definitive tabletop RPG" and are too afraid of criticism for all the wrong reasons. they literally think that people will stop playing the game if they can't beat the average DM's adventure by casting fireball in every room. this is why fireball is absurdly high value, given its spell level and damage dice. in game terms, you're just plain stupid if you don't take the spell. it's sad, really, they'd rather pidgeonhole casters into a few spells for the sake of "i cast fiyabawl" and "i cast haste" than actually balance the game. then they nerfed all the other spells to make it _seem_ like they've balanced the game.

Thank you so much for the lovely comment, I'm so glad that you (along with others) enjoy the video.

​@@TheJK369it's pretty hilarious watching him, because he just sucks at games, and he'll blame it on something or someone other than his suck skills. As someone who's new to D&D, and still to understand the rules or catch up on the humongous lore behind it, I can still say that I can understand the game better than Phil.

Wow easy there, let's not call them dentheads "people", they don't deserve that title yet.

my favorite is when he makes the classic rookie mistake of saving himself into a position where he has 10 health and has to kill an entire room full of monsters to get any back.

And he almost got an aneurysm during Bugbear Assassin encounter...

Bro he would have fucking HATED Minthara. If he thought Astorian was evil Minthara would have been worse and unlike Astorian, Minthara is a beautiful and attractive babe and we all know that beautiful women scare Phil.

@@JoeyCentral She's also similar to Lae'Zel and is rather straight forward with her sexual advances if you get her approval high enough, Minthara's lines about Dark Elf society being a matriarchy would probably get under his skin.

@@chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926 soo true. He would be ranting “ohhh here we go again with the horny 14 year old sex crap!” Meanwhile he giggles like a little girl as his character is getting a gay wedding with Halsin. I honestly think he is a closeted homosexual at this point and is in denial of it. Theres no way that there is any love with him and that disgusting blob of a wife he has, so it is clearly just a facade.

As a PS5 playeer I fully agree. While not 100% the same as mouse and keyboard. Larian did pretty much a perfect job of making the game playable with a controller.

Not only that there is the percentage of players who got the trophy for beating the game lol. This man’s veins are filled with cope.

That’s been DSP for 16 years

​@@theblackcousintoast to that man. Been kind of watching comps of Phil just being a bitch cause he sucks at games. Up until recently, never watched his content or even knew he existed till two years ago

​@@theblackcousini understand why he has detractors. I thought people were being hard on the guy, but man every time he opens his mouth it grinds my gears.

he actually used to be better, or at least more entertaining, when he didn't have stream chat to hold his hand, but he was well known for insulting game developers to an absurd degree for what amounts to his own stupidity, MGS being the most famous example

He hates when it gives him a block of text to read because of his eyesight and attention span. He doesn't like when the games give him a tutorial mission either. The only ones he actually likes are when it integrates the tutorial into the gameplay.

He didn't skip the dialogue he just doesn't pay attention to it

I honestly couldn't tell you what the settings were sorry, truth be told I'm still learning the ins and outs of all this

Same. Didn't have half the problems Phil had 😂 Then again we have brains and not gin rot brain

i love how many awful gaming guides there are online, he probably got it from a random IGN guide or something. i remember looking up the best way to beat Ancient Dragon in Dark Souls 2, and i clicked on an IGN guide. i was trying to do this late in the first playthrough, so around SL 90 or something, and i found it to be too difficult. the fucking clown in the guide was SL 200, meaning he had over double the stats that I had and I would have to grind for an insane length of time to get that. most people who take the game seriously don't go past 125, even when you restart the game and it becomes harder

The Dent Hivemind.

It's either he is using a guide or his chat is telling him about stuff, it could also be a combination of both in his "doesn't exist" discord.

@@TheJK369lol. “Doesn’t exist” discord. That’s jokes. He’s so regarded

he does this on the regular now, it's really obvious and quite sad

turning off karmic rolls is actually a terrible idea. i'd consider myself an old school gamer but in a PC game it just amounts to you quickloading more frequently, unless you want to do some kind of ironman challenge run.

@@CrizzyEyes thats completely fair if you wanna play it more like a videogame. i play dnd and i treated the game like a normal session. if i fuck up a roll, oh well, unlucky. i just have to live with the outcome. but thats fun for me & i get that its not for everyone, so im glad the devs put karmic dice in as an option

If I were to actually guess it would be a mixture of RU-vids ass compression and the videos being compressed twice

Dave is his dad's name yeah

His dads name, as far as I know it was Tevin (It's Tevin's fault) that started the meme.