This Is Not A Crab 

Ur voice is lovely

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You mean "krab"? o_O

The perfect joke! 😂

Lol. That's great

Or "Great Value Crab"! 🤪

craaaab people, craaaab people!

🎶 I wanna be a crab 🎶

You can always become a hermit.

Humans being mammals, we'd probably go through mustelification instead of carcinization.

@@sowilo1324 shhhhhhhh....... We can dream.

This is everyone's final form!

Pycnogonida, they're very weird, most of their organs are also inside their legs, they even have specialized legs thats full of eggs in females, and are the males that carry for the fertilized eggs, they have an uncommon body segmentation among arthropods, and are classified in the Chelicerata clade, although some more studies may change our current understanding about this group.

But there are in fact under water spiders and they actually still do build webs under water.

They're funny little things. Wish I can keep some in an aquarium and freak out my relatives.

@Brian H Also sea horses and catfish. Imposters everywhere man...

@@silent_stalker3687 But Water Spiders mostly live in freshwater wetlands and ponds.

Very keen observation. Thank you for your comment.

I'm liking despite my complete ignorance to the truth since you seem to know more than I do

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no, thats only the swimming crab family, which does include the blue crab.

Sounds like the Google assistant been smokin a lil green leaf before the recording session.

One Punch Man?

well, they're not sexy enough for a mainstream audience avatar wouldn't have been so popular if neytiri was a six-limbed primatoid instead of blue big tiddy space babe

idk half life lore lol are they aliens idk but head crabs are *kind* of crab like beyond their name and the like xenomorph "drones??" I guess facehuggers then by extension but yeah nah still not really that crabbish

How do we know they are evolving into something crab like and most aren't crab like and evolving away from it?

The form doesn't really lend itself to tool creation and use.

@aleksander popov - Unfortunately the U.S. crab fishing industry in Alaska has nearly depleted the King Crab populations in that area leading to cancellation of crab fishing season this year. "The Alaska Department of Fish and Game (ADF&G) announced it was canceling crab seasons in different parts of the state for the 2022/2023 fishing season."

@@wickedcabinboy That's not the US industry, thats Chinese flagged vessels that ignore warnings and overfish in international waters.

@@bthatguy1181 - Quite possibly so, still the population is depleted enough to have sparked cancellation of the the fishing season for this year.

I'm more shocked that comments the voice are ranked lower than about crabs

*gets high just to watch Bizzare Beasts. I admire you sir.

@@dineshkrishnan4029 Thank ye kindly. 😸

Crab ASMR

Squat lobster! Down, down...

Thanks. I will...

By the number of their legs shall ye know them!

Listen to David Attenborough she’s too “sss” makes the S noise too much

Yes, king Crab legs are the legs of king crabs, which are false crabs.

Nice

I just feel puny and insignificant

Her voice is so soothing and peaceful 🌊

Hexapoda forms a clade nested within Crustacea as a sister clade to Remipedia.

Actually, hexapods and crustaceans are separate superclasses within the subphylum Pancrustacea, so crustaceans are a monophyletic group.

@@indyreno2933 while in separate superclasses, Crustacean is a a paraphyletic group with remepedia being more closely related to hexapods than they are to any other crustacean except Cephalocardia, based on molecular and genetic studies since 2012.

It used to be thought that Crustacea was monophyletic, but the first evidence against that occurred a decade ago and further studies have backed that up.

There are only seventeen extant classes of arthropods within four superclasses and two subphyla, the four superclasses of arthropods are Myriapoda (Myriapods (contains 4 classes: Pauropoda (Pauropods), Symphyla (Symphylans), Diplopoda (Millipedes), and Chilopoda (Centipedes)), Chelicerata (Chelicerates (contains 3 classes: Pycnogonida (Sea Spiders), Merostomata (Horseshoe Crabs and Fossil Relatives), and Arachnida (Arachnids)), Crustacea (Crustaceans (contains 8 classes: Ostracoda (Ostracods), Maxillopoda (Maxillopods), Thecostraca (Thecostracans), Hexanauplia (Hexanauplians), Malacostraca (Malacostracans), Cephalocarida (Cephalocaridans), Branchiopoda (Branchiopods), and Remipedia (Remipeds)), and Hexapoda (Hexapods (contains 2 classes: Entognatha (Non-Insect Hexapods) and Insecta (Insects)), the two subphyla of arthropods are Myriochelata (Myriochelates (contains 2 superclasses: Myriapoda (Myriapods) and Chelicerata (Chelicerates)) and Pancrustacea (Pancrustaceans (contains 2 superclasses: Crustacea (Crustaceans) and Hexapoda (Hexapods)).

She speaks so slowly I'd have assumed she was a lobotomy survivor.

I had to put it on 2x speed, because it was annoying the excrement out of me, haha. I got here because of the latest EONS video where they promoted this channel, but yeah, first and last video for me. (EDIT: And i NEVER change the speeds of videos otherwise (not hyperbole), so yeah, it definitely did not click with me.)

Embrace butter sauce become lunch.

No, but there were decapod crustaceans back as far as _Palaeopalaemon newberryi_ in the Devonian.

I came here to make the same comment lol 😂

As soon as she said that, I was B-52ing all over the place!🤣🤣

no, there are plenty more false crabs than this video showed. some are walk just like normal crabs. she also forgot to mention, false crabs have antenae behind their eyes (true crabs have them between the eyes).

they’re still crustaceans

Narrated by Magritte, perhaps?

@@mariashaffer-gordon3561 either that or Hank with a French accent, moustache and hat, and a stupid long cigarette holder with a crab leg hanging out instead of the cigarette

I found it interesting that what is commonly eaten as crabs isn't crabs