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@Freeagent2000
@Freeagent2000 3 года назад
I solo launch and Trailer my boat. In and out rapidly! I really enjoy doing it in front of the people that have teams of helpers and spotters! Lol ....love your videos
@tommckelveyiii7714
@tommckelveyiii7714 3 года назад
always nice when random people see you trailer it and say “sheesh youve done this once or twice eh?”
@jerrymiller276
@jerrymiller276 3 года назад
It never ceases to amaze me how many of these guys come in without bothering to get lines ready before they are fighting to stay in place against wind and current. It is like driving into a parking lot and waiting to install the brakes in your vehicle until you are pulling into the parking space.
@scottlewis2401
@scottlewis2401 3 года назад
That is a MASSIVE croc.
@xd-metal9026
@xd-metal9026 3 года назад
@tongkatable How about relocating the boaters instead? They are the intruders. The croc was born there!
@huntermcelroy6792
@huntermcelroy6792 3 года назад
@@xd-metal9026 and people wernt born here also? Lol where exactly do you expect humans to disappear to? Lol 🤦🏽‍♂️
@xd-metal9026
@xd-metal9026 3 года назад
@@huntermcelroy6792 I meant the croc was born in that place and the water is its habitat, which is being polluted by boaters, but I don’t expect you to understand that, Mr Hunter.
@DK_tk3
@DK_tk3 3 года назад
@@xd-metal9026 the croc is not native to Florida, they need to shoot it.
@xd-metal9026
@xd-metal9026 3 года назад
@@DK_tk3 You don’t seem to be native to Florida either. I guess same rule applies.
@katerynachristian8844
@katerynachristian8844 3 года назад
Boating with family is only for pros!!!
@TheArchangel38401
@TheArchangel38401 3 года назад
What I think you meant was .... Never drive your 'father-in-laws' boat... if he's present... *chuckles* Correct !
@BobWiersema
@BobWiersema 3 года назад
Yep, these days my brother and I just put the boats in and out when nobody is around. Not sure how we manage without them. Their nerves can't really take watching me slam the pontoon onto the trailer at speed because of a cross wind.
@Robalo246
@Robalo246 3 года назад
I dont let my father in law do anything on the boat now, he failed a few times and has been demoted.
@byoung1520
@byoung1520 3 года назад
They should have boat trailer parking at divorce court. Drive straight from the boat ramp to divorce court!
@GodBlessedAmerica
@GodBlessedAmerica 3 года назад
Where’s the drain plug mafia when you need em. 😂
@jimcasper5206
@jimcasper5206 3 года назад
How about an episode featuring only rental tow vehicles?
@GoldCoast85
@GoldCoast85 3 года назад
Yup agreed, even funnier
@garrettblaster
@garrettblaster 3 года назад
Yeah I laugh every time I see this, having to rent a truck every time you want to go boating just get a medium sized suv
@signoresantinoburnett1169
@signoresantinoburnett1169 3 года назад
And you end up being that one guy who had to rent the truck because yours is in the shop
@Themothershipsailing
@Themothershipsailing 3 года назад
in Europe we move our 12m yacht around in fairly tight areas and dock without anyone ever getting off the boat. The key is to be able to handle your lines well enough to lasso bollards or cleats on the dock and to know how to use your engine to stay pinned against the dock while you get the lines sorted. There are yacht owners here in fairly heavy tidal and wind areas who can do this single handed.. amazing you don’t have to know these fairly basic skills to drive a boat elsewhere 🤓
@leonh67
@leonh67 3 года назад
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@Thunderbyrd.
@Thunderbyrd. 2 года назад
There are many people who handle their boats like a boss, but showing a video of them isn't entertaining. So, the videos on this channel focus on some of the not so experienced boaters. I wouldn't doubt there are more boaters in Europe that handle their boats better, here it's just a different animal.
@signoresantinoburnett1169
@signoresantinoburnett1169 3 года назад
"Somebody's finally doing something that gets a positive result here" 😂😂
@Cigarsnguitars
@Cigarsnguitars 3 года назад
Son-in-law probably just had Dad-in-law pluck his last nerve and S-i-l reminded him of last year’s Xmas present, much to the chagrin of wife/daughter. It was a Smith & Wesson Model 500 with an 8 3/8 in. barrel. It will chamber 5-.50 caliber shells and weigh 5 lbs. He advised it is kept on his person at all times and he has a CCW permit. It was a very quiet ride home from the family boating adventure. 😎🤘
@tomm2271
@tomm2271 3 года назад
Hello from Ohio! Boat is fogged out and put away :( Your narrating and videos are hilarious!
@brandonhobbs5324
@brandonhobbs5324 3 года назад
Now this is must-watch footage! Not sure if anybody cares to witness, but the public boat ramp at Snow’s Cut in NC gets some first class googans daily. I could see a great business coming from this channel!
@gilbertfranklin1537
@gilbertfranklin1537 3 года назад
The inept boaters and the misplaced croc enjoy the environment and get along just fine. And they helped create interesting video content for more than 100,000 viewers. Then, to make things more interesting, the child-like spats among the commenters adds another dimension of classic absurdity... great show! 👍
@FSHNKNG
@FSHNKNG 3 года назад
We lived in Cutler Bay before moving to Dixie Co. Me and my boies used to ride our bikes to Black Point to the point and island hoop and fish and chill. Thanks for these vidz.
@MrNick-
@MrNick- 3 года назад
I always put my truck’s tailgate down and that helps a ton with backing up, I twist my body in the driver seat and look behind me instead of using my mirrors and then it becomes natural
@VC-Toronto
@VC-Toronto 3 года назад
When I was a kid we had a 23 foot sailboat that we used to trailer, and for the longest time for the life of us, we always had a bear of a time to get it to load onto the trailer level. Turns out the way the boat was loaded made it have a little lean to one side. The solution was to have 2 or 3 five gallon pails, and fill them with water and hang them off the high side like fenders, which was just enough weight to level it off while it was being loaded on the trailer and up the ramp. Might be the guys with the U-Haul pickup have a natural lean to contend with.
@leonardlaing6733
@leonardlaing6733 3 года назад
Awesome channel. These guys give you lots of content to comment on.
@brandonb417
@brandonb417 3 года назад
So are things done differently at places like this? The way I've always done it is I drive the boat up to the dock, just inches away my driver steps out and grabs the trailer while I go wait around away from the dock for him to get the trailer. He backs it in and I drive the boat on and we pull the boat out. The trailer is in the water for 3 min, max, and I'm not tying up a dock spot. But when I see these everyone is tying up to the dock and waiting for the trailer.
@Jkstolz
@Jkstolz 3 года назад
Exactly. That's how we do it. 29 footer, no problem 😊takes a minute that way. 👌
@Jkstolz
@Jkstolz 3 года назад
Isn't it weird to see this happening all the time on these videos. Good lord I can't watch 😩
@brandonb417
@brandonb417 2 года назад
@bob builder LOL. Not a chance. I used to regularly go to Lake Mojave on holidays, talk about a zoo. That place is so nuts you could take a case of beer and sit under a shade for a full day of entertainment. And now I launch at the #1 bass fishing lake in the country.
@GodBlessedAmerica
@GodBlessedAmerica 3 года назад
The wind and the current can be your friend or your enemy. Use them wisely.
@SteveXNYC
@SteveXNYC 3 года назад
Wind and current is nothing against my 1200hp oil burn population machine.
@walldogger1
@walldogger1 3 года назад
So,dock lines on the REAR of the boat are illegal in Florida?🤡
@RockThisTown2000
@RockThisTown2000 3 года назад
The green bimini-ed deck boat . . . purple-hatted MIL was the only 1 who looked like she knew what she was doing to me. She deboards & throws the line to Captain Noclue, who then secures it to a rear cleat (1 kudo for that), then she correctly pulls the stern toward the dock. Meanwhile, Gramps stands there like a tree stump but should've been keeping the bow from pinballing into the dock. But MIL's real heroine-ism shines thru when she keeps the stern from banging - she bent over & did the full body save, using both arms & legs. Great job & multiple kudos to MIL!
@bigmeaney555
@bigmeaney555 3 года назад
First guy cant be mad at anybody on the dock. He should learn how to drive and dock a boat. And learn how to back up a trailer...or better yet, just sell the boat.
@jonnygranville281
@jonnygranville281 3 года назад
Jaysus. That croc is huge.
@rangerbull
@rangerbull 3 года назад
Best entertainment ever. Just grab a lawn chair and spend a afternoon at the ramp
@leonh67
@leonh67 3 года назад
👍👍👍👍 I have a new London National Maritime Museum video. Check out my new travel channel if you got a chance. Thanks 😊
@Aaron.Davis56
@Aaron.Davis56 3 года назад
Dropping the tailgate makes all the difference. Gotta see the trailer
@TaintedNate
@TaintedNate 3 года назад
This is the most important tip for retrieving a boat and one of the least known tips.
@TaintedNate
@TaintedNate 3 года назад
@Mike Lyons some trailers are too narrow. Using your mirrors is for newbs.
@TaintedNate
@TaintedNate 3 года назад
@Mike Lyons this must have been your first year on the water. Please do some research.
@TaintedNate
@TaintedNate 3 года назад
@Mike Lyons you don’t have to make up stories to prove your theory. This is just getting sad. Please educate yourself.
@babadagaa8352
@babadagaa8352 3 года назад
@Mike Lyons I was gonna say USE THE MIRRORS!!!
@southbeachmiamiart895
@southbeachmiamiart895 3 года назад
Smart dude in the Uhaul.
@connormiller7947
@connormiller7947 3 года назад
The only way to learn is to practice so just all help each other
@leonh67
@leonh67 3 года назад
👍👍👍👍 I have a new London National Maritime Museum video. Check out my new travel channel if you got a chance. Thanks 😊
@judge743
@judge743 3 года назад
The irony of making fun of arm chair quarterbacks lol
@arthurloux6438
@arthurloux6438 3 года назад
Even with friend I going boating with I go over procedures before we get to the dock so we are ready, always good to get brain thinking before you need it to think
@bryanmarshall6878
@bryanmarshall6878 3 года назад
If you insist, and it appears many people do, on being a bow only tie up crew, learn to turn your prop towards the dock and tap it into reverse and you'll snug right up to the dock and earn Bronco's "pro" rating. And the appreciation of everyone else who's waiting to us the launch. Cheers.
@kaydensinger5051
@kaydensinger5051 3 года назад
In kinda wondering what bronco guru would say if he witnessed me and my family bring our boat in lol
@RudyF6
@RudyF6 3 года назад
Deck boat and no skills? Check. Mismatched trailer? Check. Rented truck? Check. We're going to be here a while..........
@MiamiBoatRamps
@MiamiBoatRamps 3 года назад
Love the checklist, Rudy! 😂
@corpusbiker2991
@corpusbiker2991 3 года назад
Trailer lights? Optional
@corpusbiker2991
@corpusbiker2991 3 года назад
Oops... he had a right one..good enuf...
@danwolf307
@danwolf307 3 года назад
Proof you should have to pass an I.Q. test to get your boaters licence...
@nelsonfernandez7473
@nelsonfernandez7473 3 года назад
Love it when you give us video of black point ,at least we don't have to hear other videos of people just talking a lot of shit
@chuckmvs
@chuckmvs 3 года назад
If your boat has a midship cleat, why don’t people use it when tying up to the dock? A simple one-line tie off will keep the boat straight and snug at the dock.
@anthonywstanton
@anthonywstanton 3 года назад
Love your commentary sir!
@actemple3282
@actemple3282 3 года назад
Super cool ...great job
@steelem422
@steelem422 3 года назад
Nice show thanks bro!
@comrose7181
@comrose7181 3 года назад
Is there a rule at the ramp that prohibits dropping a person off to back in while the boat moves out of the way and waits for the trailer?? or just too much traffic??
@fatdaddio3796
@fatdaddio3796 3 года назад
My wife drops me off, i back the trailer down, she drives the boat on, i pull away......ONE minute......max
@chuckmvs
@chuckmvs 3 года назад
See so many struggle using bow or stern lines to tie off to dock, one midship line tie-off is all you need.
@guitarman864
@guitarman864 3 года назад
Dam!! I thought that crocodile was fake for a min, wow I didn't know Florida had crocs.. yeah definitely dont wont to end up in the water there
@jacobwebb4992
@jacobwebb4992 3 года назад
If your boat is sideways in the dock tie off the bow, cut the wheel toward the dock, and throw it in reverse
@coryhorne1037
@coryhorne1037 3 года назад
Just tie the bow and put in reverse and turn it and it will bring the stern to dock
@KSpides53
@KSpides53 3 года назад
Thank God I have a slip. 😁
@leonh67
@leonh67 3 года назад
👍👍👍👍 I have a new London National Maritime Museum video. Check out my new travel channel if you got a chance. Thanks 😊
@afaketwo
@afaketwo 3 года назад
In the first video. They need to tie it and steer left so the stern goes right
@KnottyDeez
@KnottyDeez 3 года назад
Love the entertainment !
@leonh67
@leonh67 3 года назад
👍👍👍👍 I have a new London National Maritime Museum video. Check out my new travel channel if you got a chance. Thanks 😊
@dorflonnigan4413
@dorflonnigan4413 3 года назад
great video, needs to be longer
@leonh67
@leonh67 3 года назад
👍👍👍👍 I have a new London National Maritime Museum video. Check out my new travel channel if you got a chance. Thanks 😊
@delta1super461
@delta1super461 3 года назад
Love the videos they are so funny keep the good work up
@MiamiBoatRamps
@MiamiBoatRamps 3 года назад
Thanks for the feedback, Delta! We got some good stuff on the way! 🍻
@delta1super461
@delta1super461 3 года назад
Ahh man this is going to be awsome
@Zazoopy
@Zazoopy 3 года назад
Love you again bronco keep up the great content
@leonh67
@leonh67 3 года назад
👍👍👍👍 I have a new London National Maritime Museum video. Check out my new travel channel if you got a chance. Thanks 😊
@samk9799
@samk9799 3 года назад
They should hire people to back trailers into the water
@dieselbourbon3728
@dieselbourbon3728 3 года назад
May I suggest putting camera on a pole to give a line of sight above traffic
@discoveryoutdoorskcfishing236
@discoveryoutdoorskcfishing236 3 года назад
My wife can back better than these captains in Miami. We get our boat out of the water locked down and on the road in about 5 minutes after a fishing trip. These are mind-blowing.
@WiscoBoater
@WiscoBoater 3 года назад
I LOVE the content of this new channel...I just wish the vids were longer, or they came out more often! This stuff is not only entertaining...but it's great to watch to learn how to be a better boater in your own vessel (what NOT to do)! LOL...keep 'em coming guys!
@sambob6428
@sambob6428 3 года назад
Is it a normal thing to have two seperate lines in the USA? Here in Australia we typically have ONE line attached at the bow at one end and at the stern of the boat at the other (at least where I go boating). It makes it easier to keep control of the vessel at the dock and only needs one deckie. Is this just an Aussie thing?
@johnstarkie9948
@johnstarkie9948 3 года назад
Yes, it is.
@customrider81
@customrider81 3 года назад
Man that gator.
@johnbaker4847
@johnbaker4847 3 года назад
salt water croc... 😱
@customrider81
@customrider81 3 года назад
@tongkatable either way. Screw that.
@Idahoprepper71
@Idahoprepper71 3 года назад
At 3:45. Based on his knot tying skills, he is no pro!
@rcOhio
@rcOhio 3 года назад
Love this channel! I usually laugh at pretty much all of them (not that I know Jack S**t myself). I actually felt bad for the “son in law” though. What a dick, that father in law.
@PFLEONARDI0906
@PFLEONARDI0906 3 года назад
Green shorts: a “high center of mass” never works well for jumping physics - acceleration, deceleration, force transfer, and angle of inclination all come into play...that’s why you will never see gymnasts of his size....that truly is a “Leap of Faith”....
@nonyabisnusb9602
@nonyabisnusb9602 3 года назад
Fred the croc
@lindabutler7914
@lindabutler7914 3 года назад
Love it!
@jeffpark4003
@jeffpark4003 3 года назад
@Miamiboatramps do you have to be licensed in Florida to drive a boat or jetski ?
@leonh67
@leonh67 3 года назад
👍👍👍👍 I have a new London National Maritime Museum video. Check out my new travel channel if you got a chance. Thanks 😊
@Jkstolz
@Jkstolz 3 года назад
Wondering why they don't let someone off and wait in the water away from the dock until the trailer is in the water. That's how we do it in Arizona. This is just weird 😕
@Parker-di7ef
@Parker-di7ef 3 года назад
There almost need to be people employed by the city to be down on the docks to help with lines.
@leonh67
@leonh67 3 года назад
👍👍👍👍 I have a new London National Maritime Museum video. Check out my new travel channel if you got a chance. Thanks 😊
@jorgefigueroa7573
@jorgefigueroa7573 3 года назад
Hello where you guys at black point Sunday the 18th around 2 pm ??
@tomseadon9965
@tomseadon9965 3 года назад
You must really enjoy doing this. I know that I just enjoy them a lot. At time frame 7:18, look at the dock to the right of the boat’s transom, when all of a sudden, the lady in the dress suddenly just APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE!!! I watched it 5 times already! It’s probably nothing, but it’s just weird!
@bernie9728
@bernie9728 3 года назад
What I don't get is why would anyone use a bow line, or a stern line at a temporary dock? Why does everyone have these long dock lines? A 6 foot long mid cleat line is all you ever need. It's not like you are going to stay over night.
@Truckinstuff
@Truckinstuff 3 года назад
Black point breaking up relationships today haha
@MiamiBoatRamps
@MiamiBoatRamps 3 года назад
😂
@bentleyfatheree1616
@bentleyfatheree1616 3 года назад
Easy fix for docking a boat , add a cleat to the middle of the boat. This will
@andydrahos4027
@andydrahos4027 2 года назад
Hey, Fred the croc is back! Again, WHY the masks outside?
@crisprtalk6963
@crisprtalk6963 3 года назад
I volunteer to teach the dude how to back up a trailer.
@eazyfree5347
@eazyfree5347 3 года назад
Yeah that's Fred
@leonh67
@leonh67 3 года назад
👍👍👍👍 I have a new London National Maritime Museum video. Check out my new travel channel if you got a chance. Thanks 😊
@johnsweeney6072
@johnsweeney6072 3 года назад
I told the misses them crocs 👟👟were dangerous
@RRRIBEYE
@RRRIBEYE 3 года назад
That looks like a GATOR (rounded snout vs. pointy of croc).
@DixmondGxng
@DixmondGxng 3 года назад
Two things here: a) this makes me happy I don't have a boat b) this should be a scheduled tv programming
@larryclark4297
@larryclark4297 3 года назад
I live in Jacksonville Florida it must be a South Beach thing to have U-Haul rentals pickup trucks to pull your boat
@toolbitzbox
@toolbitzbox 3 года назад
Are there no cleats on the dock to tie up to? Seems very strange.
@EricFB
@EricFB 3 года назад
Do people in Florida not use fenders on their boats?
@viarech
@viarech 3 года назад
Broncos is soooooo funny. Omg hilarious
@luisarodriguezsr4256
@luisarodriguezsr4256 2 года назад
Poor crocodile he feels the available boat driver meat is so dumb it could give him an upset stomach…
@Robalo246
@Robalo246 3 года назад
Why no cleats anywhere on these docks?
@andyhamilton8940
@andyhamilton8940 3 года назад
Always someone smarter than you at the boat ramp.
@lumpyg63ipod
@lumpyg63ipod 3 года назад
Not a boater by any means but is there a reason no one uses fenders on their boats when docking?
@leonh67
@leonh67 3 года назад
👍👍👍👍👍 I have a new London National Maritime Museum video. Check out my new travel channel if you got a chance. Thanks 😊
@JS-zb1vv
@JS-zb1vv 3 года назад
Rented u haul truck == great RU-vid clips at the boat ramp .
@leonh67
@leonh67 3 года назад
👍👍👍👍 I have a new London National Maritime Museum video. Check out my new travel channel if you got a chance. Thanks 😊
@mejeanlouis72
@mejeanlouis72 3 года назад
Mate fantastic video nice commentary only thing its way too short 8 9 mins
@tylergood6963
@tylergood6963 3 года назад
In the scenario of the father in law: why don’t more people get that front line tied down good then put the boat in reverse, turn the wheel and it’ll pull the back end to the dock. ??
@boatme101
@boatme101 3 года назад
I am amazed at these clowns. Most do not have lines on (fore, mid, and stern) already attached ready for docking when they arrive to toss over the piling or to someone on the dock. Crazy this is why people should be required to go to school and get a licence with re school every 5 years
@randyreading8317
@randyreading8317 3 года назад
Watching some of these people launch and retrieve boats it's a wonder you don't catch more collisions on video. So much time would be saved if people prepared a little better before hand.
@bjrano
@bjrano 3 года назад
I'm new to this. But I did not know Florida had crocodiles only alligators. Why would Fish and Game not remove that thing? Its a hazard to the public.
@longstar550
@longstar550 3 года назад
I love all the nautical talk with these run abouts. Been working on ships from 70 to 750 foot for the last 2 years
@oldmarine312
@oldmarine312 3 года назад
How much are boat bumpers? Seems like a lot
@luisarodriguezsr4256
@luisarodriguezsr4256 2 года назад
Poor crocodile so many ignorant people on the water… and he’s so hungry
@robertbirkenbeuel1809
@robertbirkenbeuel1809 2 года назад
Hey fred
@trikingstrucking3718
@trikingstrucking3718 3 года назад
The name of the croc is Fred not big mike
@johnsweeney6072
@johnsweeney6072 3 года назад
Hand 🖐 signals are fine if you both speak the same language. 😂🇦🇺
@tylererb9538
@tylererb9538 3 года назад
Imagine being mad at an old man that you pulled up to the slip to dock your boat and you didn’t even prepare the rear rope
@BlaDeKke
@BlaDeKke 3 года назад
I love your new channel a lot. But I got 8 ads on this video that is 8 minutes long...
@sneal77777
@sneal77777 3 года назад
A lot of pretty good docking with no rope skill in this one
@marcuslinton310
@marcuslinton310 3 года назад
I'm fascinated that every single boat has that one person who has to jump 4 feet to the dock. Why can't these bozo's ever get close enough to the docks to avoid that death jump?
@rickc9873
@rickc9873 3 года назад
Center cleat please !
@surfer8018
@surfer8018 3 года назад
I don't get it, tie up the boat to the dock then back up trailer? Also the amount of boaters struggling just to tie up? Im so confused 🤷🏽‍♂️
@markjennings2315
@markjennings2315 3 года назад
Why don’t people just get a bow line or stern line attached then use fwd or rev to straighten the boat to the dock!!!
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