This is the Best Game I've Ever Played 😂 

6:30 is the most terrifying scenario ever. You’re relaxing by your table. And suddenly you hear screams in the distance, you go and arm yourself. As you’re walking back towards the table a naked man wielding two weapons emerges from the darkness and just annihilates you. You’re crawling away begging for your life. Your arms don’t work, the tendons are torn. He stands over you, and utters the words… “either you’re gonna give it up, or I’m gonna take it” you have no idea what he’s talking about. He reiterates… “either we fucking, or I’M fucking”

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This video just kept getting funnier and funnier the longer it went on 😂

Can you imagine if this was multiplayer? That would be a blast

This game is actually fully physics based, with some of the most realistic blood spilling effects in gaming ever, as well as having accurate and realistic armor that doesn't just "look" good, but actually make a huge difference, meaning that a full suit of plate armor will basically make you invulnerable.

Is every game you play now the best game you’ve ever played lol

this was too damn funny. i couldn't stop laughing throughout this whole thing

24:35 'good as new' And i lost it, giggling like a madman 😂

I love that this game has just the right amount of hilarious realism and goofiness to it

21:30 I don't know what sins he has done in his lifetime or in his previous ones, but he didn't deserve to die like that 😂

I hadn't laugh that hard from something on RU-vid in a good 15 years man. Amazing vid, thank you.

9:47 That fail made my day😂 hilarious

Please make this a series when it comes out, the sheer joy in your voice is enough to make me believe it's going to be entertaining. Not to mention, I love it when you go full ham on opponents, plus the little moments of fun like carving off the guy's arm for holding on to your happy stabby fun stick.😈❤😹

Lol guess the video made you money lmao the way they jumped you at the end would have put a smile on the whole JJK community

Cartoonz got that wacky inflatable tube man fighting style 😂

Him struggling to get up, kills me Also, will y’all be playing Project Zomboid again maybe with Jihi or delirious

"Oh I am feeling fully clothed.....and partially erect" -Toonz 😂😂😂 11:20

I would literally watch this for hours. please post more.

I don't know if I have laughed so hard as I did with this video. It makes you no money, but I loved it.

"fully clothed and partially erect" had me spitting vodka tonic across the monitor screen. 0_O

My husband And I rollllled. We literally had tears from this shit 🤣🤣 the commentary, the graphics, the sounds. Top tier for sure

2:15 “La la la lalala, sing a happy song~”

"You think you can come at me with a hoe? You better put your mama down"😂😂😂

Actually one of the best videos I've seen in a while. I couldn't stop laughing

OMG this game had me dying 😂😂 Especially the part from 8:40 to 10:10 😅 And then the Fatality to top it off at 22:22 😳

“It’s a god damned DUNCECAP!!” This killed me 😂

Its Toonz's gift... make the dumbest game ever insanely entertaining and hilarious.

22:25 Yup, I felt that. If that happened before my eyes IRL, I'd puke on the spot.

The game should be called half shoes since half of the time you find shoes 😂

Forgot about this man for a few years, wanted to see what he's up to. Happy for bro ,having still a nice community and people around him made his channel grow. Keep up the work

Hay man I’ve been having a really hard time the past few months and haven’t laughed in quite a while but that interaction at 10 min had me crying laughing so hard and I really appreciate it man I love the video love the content man you made my life a little better

It’s getting funnier each video😂❤

I laughed so hard I gave myself a headache. Absolutely hilarious.

Haha this is.god damn hilarious, it's like watching Bill Burr playing a video game.

I just love you bro fr. I normally don’t even watch this type of thing on RU-vid. But I enjoy your video so much you have me laughing every time.

35:37 now you know how the NPCs feel fighting you XD

Lol im over here dying at his reactions "Either you going to give it or im taking it" lol wtf😂🤣🤣

This game is so needlessly violent and i love it

7:09 “Think you can come at me with a hoe? You better put yo momma down b****” dead 💀😂😂

"me oh myyyy harvestinggg rryyyeee"

This has got to be the best adult entertainment in the world. Youre the new movie night with the lady

Dude this may be one of the most brutal games I’ve ever seen you play it was awesome and hilarious I would like some more please sir

please play this again was so funny as hell.. made my day when i came home from a hard day at work.

I had no idea what to expect coming into this video. I was kinda surprised at how gruesome it was lol but Toonz makes it absolutely hilarious

"Either WE fu@kin. Or I'M fu@kin" Best thing I've heard all year. 😂

I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time. So funny

The scythe spinning like crazy by itself that time you disarm the boss was hilarious

Hey man just gotta say that your content is getting me through some really hard times right now. I truly appreciate you

When you live long enough to become the area boss you feared in the beginning.

Idk if you're making any money from this, but I haven't laughed my ass off to a video in so long. Especially at the end. That last guy you killed was like NAW I'm taking you with me 😂

Omg I haven't laughed so hard my whole life. Ffs toonz your psycho side had me pissn' myself 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

This is some of the funniest stuff and commentary I've seen in a long time.

Yo this video was hilarious especially the screaming on the ground... my girlfriend definitely thinks I'm childish now 😂😂

If this ever gets (or it already has) a vr version would be awesome 🤣 especially if Toonz plays it 💀

The beginning is literally just me tryin to get out of bed..

For the king!!!

9:54 Like a scene out of a cartoon, finally gets his weapon and swings around to attack only to trip over and get his skull caved in

15:21 not gonna lie, Cartoonz guy went for style on that one and did not disappoint 17:32 when you realize you’re getting jumped

i love it when toonz embrace his dark side in brutal games😭 we need dat blade & sorcery brutal mod gameplay

Its probably just me that believes so but Toonz videos have been really funny these past weeks and just keep getting funnier I love it😂😂😅

This video was too funny I almost got in trouble at work for laughing so loud

great to see this game get so popular!

6:32 "You abt to give it up or I'm gonna take it, you decide. Either we fuckin or I'm fucking" 😂😂😂😂😂

This game is soo brutal.

When are you playing zomboid again??

So like no more project zomboid 😢😢

Dude. When you were running from that dude and kicked your axe across the ground I was WHEEZING 🤣

game: "How much would you like to be demonitized" Cartoonz: "Yes"

I wonder if this was real players he was playing with? Looks like this can be a good multi-player game. 18:53 LOL had me laughing so hard

1:42 - Where’s somebody’s ass at? 2:43 - Where y’all asses at? 5:07 - Somebody’s ass at? 10:17 - Where’s somebody’s ass at? 10:54 - yall done fucked up now. Where somebody’s ass, AT? 12:38 - where’s someb- where’s the damn; HUHHHH AHHHH HUHHHH AHHH. Where’s his ass at? 13:41 - Somebody’s ass AT? 15:09 - Oh I’m ready. Where is somebody’s ass…… AT? 16:06 - 🎵 Where is somebody’s ass aaat? 🎵 17:00 - Where somebody else’s ass at? C’mon I know you’re gonna try and trick me 19:50 - where’s somebody’s ass at? Come here 20:57 - Where’s somebody’s ass at? 23:17 - where’s my boss at? 24:49 - It’s almost boss time. BUHHH NAHHH Where you at? 26:37 - Yes I did, so I loaded it up and brought it back to the crib. Where somebody’s ass AT?

All I can say is lol about this game and cartoonz running and when he has to squat to finish them off lol

The title should be: former serial killer relives his glory days while playing half sword

When you tripped over your feet after picking up the sickle I absolutely died laughing 😂

WHEN HE SWUNG THE SICKLE AND FELL WAS THE FUNNIEST SHI EVER

Yo, my wife and i were just flipping through yt this morning and randomly came across this video. We've been crying laughing the whole time! You earned yourself 2 new subs 🎉

Hahaha he said "coming at me with a hoe. Put yo mama down!!" This guy with the quotables. Violent ass game haha pairs perfectly with your commentary.

"you about to give it up or im going to take it" crazy sentence

"Either we f***ing or I'M F***ING" lmao the best line ever. 🤣

When I mean I laughed so hard when you mauled the guy after you found the pants I got so many weird looks at work and all I could say was he found pants lmaoo

11:00 had me dead some dude sees you enter his periphery arms fully flailing

I was hoping for my lethal company video but this is just as good

Haha the commentary was hilarious well done I need more 🤣🤣🤣

Epic!!! I couldn't stop laughing the whole video. Greatness Cartoonz

That pickle fork was doing work but you couldn't get it back half the time 😂😂

Ah yes, the Half Sword experience; Waking up with just a pair of shoes and a lantern and told "Good luck."

9:53 (picks up the scythe) "alright now you just turn around and... SWIN- (Trips and proceeds to be stabbed by the spear) "NO, NO SIR IM SORRY!"

Dude. I have never in like the 7 years ive been watching, I have never heard Luke scream as hard as when he tripped and got poked in the butt🤣

I'm glad I'm not the only one to understand that the bots with a spear is the scariest thing in the game.

THE ONE LINERS IN THIS! OMG XD Cackling the entire time - chef's kiss

The trip over after the chase had me crying 🤣🤣🤣

6:38 Toonz really said “let me put it this way, I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do dis da easy way or da hard way, da choice is yours”

I can't stop laughing my ass off bro I saw this video and then watched it again at 2x speed was the funniest shit in my life 😂

beginning he's learning! half way through he's a blood thirsty maniac with a Sycle! hes earned my subscription!

He walks like the guys from "four lions" carrying nitroglycerin in plastic bags.

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any funnier, the freakin ending 🤣🤣🤣

9:55 BRO THIS MOMENT ACTUALLY MADE ME PISS MYSELF FROM LAUGHIN' SO MUCH JFC 😭😭😭😭 love the work tOoNzY keep it up ♥️ !

I think this might be my 4th time watching this and every time I lose my shit to "either we fkin', or I'M fkin"!" 😂😂 this is definitely one of my favorites.

9:55 Now turn around, and swing on this mother- OH FUCK!! lmao

I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. I'm crying.

ive watched this 4 times in two days..... please send help it too entertaining