Hey Poppy, I hope your hair is naturally all grey by the time you pass away. No dying on us! We love you! Rock the show, and Please take good care of You
No matter how positive I know you meant this statement to be, it doesn't stop it from being completely horrifying and oxymoronic at the same time. While you think you sound like everyone else who has given long life wishes and sound like you only mean you wish to see Poppy as long as you believe life will probably let you/us due to death being a consistent fact of our reality you don't realize you are actually wishing grey hair on Poppy and you're telling her she will pass away but in the next sentence you tell her, "No dying on us!"..…....umm, what?! Can you make up your mind please? To die or not to die? To go grey at the time of our passing or to not go grey.