This is why I don't cook...🙄

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@Miniminter Год назад

Check out the full video here: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-KQ1uiq8EDMU.html

@f-brad Год назад

🥳 FINALLY! Thank you 😆

@PEDMonkeyBananaMan Год назад

Mad?

@riteeshnani9191 Год назад

❤

@xd_8734 8 месяцев назад

😅

@Disneyart-gf5ex 5 месяцев назад

Wouldn’t let me go on to this so I had to type this whole thing in to RU-vid-

@coconutzmilk Год назад

Telling the man to slice his carrot. 💀

@wespicedmemes Год назад

Hilarious.

@thrasherdave1428 Год назад

I'm leaving this on 69 likes 😆

@stefjt2664 Год назад

Bruh that’s Talia’s job 🤣

@musa1555 Год назад

@@stefjt2664 💀

@Hammerage1 Год назад

I was expecting him to ask if he should use the hands or the peeler.

@rabbitzuu5246 Год назад

Actual footage of me trying to learn how to cook from my mom

@trollface12sithideth Год назад

Bro your mom a baddie

@SquidInk02 Год назад

Fr she be looking peng bro 😅

@siva6272 Год назад

u make sex jokes with ur mom?

@CBulles Год назад

She bad as hell

@samysull333 Год назад

you got the likes but at what cost… 💀

@d15t0rted4 Год назад

That “sure” though 💀

@jamworthy14 8 месяцев назад

Simon had a point tho

@miguelvale756 6 месяцев назад

@@jamworthy14no

@jamworthy14 6 месяцев назад

@@miguelvale756 wdym No. An end is subjective with a circle. It's different thing that onion isn't a circle but less give em that

@miguelvale756 6 месяцев назад

@@jamworthy14 you mean a sphere. If someone points a gun to your head and tells you to point out the ends of the onion you're gonna get it right cause it's obviously the two extrusions on both sides. Not the smooth surface between.

@jamworthy14 6 месяцев назад

@@miguelvale756 that's what I said mate 🌚. A circle don't have no end but onion ain't a circle

@kayleighcarr7775 Год назад

Talia has the patience of a Saint.

@_SX10 8 дней назад

Yuh

@iRoyalCoconut Год назад

Poor Simon 😂

@smiliemylie1237 Год назад

i dont think he is poor still doesn't know how to cut a carrot tho

@alanjames2889 Год назад

Poor Talia Man doesn't know how to cook a meal. He's 30

@ChickenMusiala 7 месяцев назад

@@alanjames2889he's still taking home the bag though

@sp4rk606 Год назад

Man lagged out at the end😂😂

@ItsLondonCity Год назад

“ why I don’t cook or why I can’t cook ?” 😂😂 At least talia knows everything 😉😉 as I heard Edit : I post shorts if anyone interested

@slippinjimmybean 7 месяцев назад

Don’t care mate

@187Clemens 7 месяцев назад

I'm not interested

@Uatemydoodle Год назад

"Peel the carrot." "With my hands?"

@dylan_was_taken Год назад

Kinda baffling that a man who's nearly 30 can't cook, let alone peel an onion 👀

@ryderhaikal4617 Год назад

nearly??? dude pushin 40 😂😂

@jonathancharles3719 Год назад

He is a man at the end he doesn’t have too

@zezubat8900 Год назад

@@jonathancharles3719 retarded take

@dylan_was_taken Год назад

@@jonathancharles3719 A man absolutely needs to know how to cook for himself. It's a basic skill every single person on Earth should know.

@jonathancharles3719 Год назад

@@dylan_was_taken if u have wife why would u ?

@wubbalubbadubdub5867 Год назад

Never got why some really can't cook. You at least saw people cooking irl or on a video. Also top 3 things to do as a couple btw

@rachelvargas5856 Год назад

It's coz when he was living with JJ they had a chef or they'd order or eat out

@clevelandcaveliers12 Год назад

Top 3 my ass 🤣🤣 Why cook when you can get a pro to do it for you😏

@hugo-ig7kl 8 месяцев назад

@@clevelandcaveliers12cooking is 100% a fun couples activity, the fun part is making it not eating it, and it's more rewarding for the both of you when you make something together, it's bonding.

@ChickenMusiala 7 месяцев назад

@@hugo-ig7klthat's why I'm single lol

@hugo-ig7kl 7 месяцев назад

wdym@@ChickenMusiala

@itz._morgannn069 Год назад

simon is literally me and talia would be my man lmao

@jonathancharles3719 Год назад

Ur man is a women tell him I said that lol

@misterscober Год назад

@Adolf Hitler adolf WHAT

@LilBlucky Год назад

@Adolf Hitler love the username

@Niall69Irish Год назад

@Adolf Hitler or gay man? 🤔

@jaep5600 Год назад

@Adolf Hitler useless comment lol

@Matthew-cn1xz Год назад

He said “With my hands or with a peeler” so confidently 😂😂

@jorssu13 Год назад

If man wasn't rich and have someone do everything for him, he'd literally die

@TheBrutalSmurf Год назад

If man wasn't rich and have someone do everything for him, he'd literally have learnt these things by now

@Frizzles Год назад

Honestly, it's a miracle he can do anything at all..

@jaijose5203 8 месяцев назад

What does that even mean? Nothing to do with the video

@charlieqwerty9738 Год назад

He’s 30 and can’t even cook himself a meal, that’s actually quite sad 😂

@trixzy3370 11 месяцев назад

The sad thing is that he is more succesfull than youl

@thewhitepatch2730 11 месяцев назад

@@trixzy3370dickriding someone that doesn't know you is wild

@NovA_UK 11 месяцев назад

@@trixzy3370 Flexing someone else's success that has no idea you exist. Grow up little boy

@trixzy3370 10 месяцев назад

@@NovA_UK bro how am i flexing?

@trixzy3370 10 месяцев назад

@@NovA_UK im just saying hes more succesfull than him and he cant even Cook.

@Hezoyam10 Год назад

Miniminter and Simon fighting internally to avoid telling a sex joke

@macurlyfries Год назад

It would piss me off if my other half didn’t know how to cook. In fact they wouldn’t be my other half

@clevelandcaveliers12 Год назад

You don't have another half

@nickmildon6348 8 месяцев назад

@@clevelandcaveliers12 lmaoo the truth is brutal

@Dtthftm 8 месяцев назад

If that other half was rich and didn’t need to know how to cook then I’m sure u would stay with them

@morganfreeman2102 7 месяцев назад

@@clevelandcaveliers12😂😂😂

@attepietarila9950 Год назад

This is how privilege detaches you from life lmfao

@ArsenalandFriends 7 месяцев назад

well now you're reaching cuzI'm no millionaire but I hate cooking

@user-iq7cm5eu3i 5 месяцев назад

Just because he can't cook a meal doesn't he can't make himself lunch and stuff

@slaire7799 4 месяца назад

privilege as if he didn’t grind for years to get to this

@mattwilson617 Год назад

These guys in the Sortedfood studio blows my mind

@tejas4110 2 месяца назад

It's not a circle, it's a sphere. And not even that

@preethamshreyas3019 Месяц назад

Cylinder*

@seansmith6664 Год назад

As a professional it scares me how Talia is holding her knife

@datcheesecakeboi6745 Год назад

shes holding a knife fine tf you on

@blackferdinand2260 Год назад

It’s more embarrassing that a grown man doesn’t know how to, not just cook, but have basic kitchen knowledge

@SaucinFlores1513 Год назад

@@datcheesecakeboi6745 having your index finger over the spine is not holding it fine💀 she’s not even slicing correctly

@seansmith6664 Год назад

@@SaucinFlores1513 thank you 🙏🙏

@dragonmaster3207 Год назад

@@blackferdinand2260 that's not embarrassing at all

@jtgshowtime2938 Год назад

I felt that 💯😂

@JACpotatos 11 месяцев назад

To be fair, "base to base" was just incorrect instructions.

@user-mg9yh8dg9w Год назад

Never tell a man "Grab your carrot and peel it"

@WheresMySuperSuit62 Год назад

Man being a chef and watching you do this is pure pain.

@naveentharaka7937 Год назад

Im not a chef but as a person who knows to cook i can feel your pain 💀

@alyohin1235 11 месяцев назад

I’m a 14 year old boy and this is painful

@a_call_beyond3164 Год назад

I always wonder how men that never learned to make a meal even survive.

@newspaperbin6763 11 месяцев назад

fast food

@TempuraBoy Год назад

Im convinced he had oxygen deficiency in the womb

@lerinnegansurpuissant3327 Год назад

why ?

@cfcsk2996 5 месяцев назад

@@lerinnegansurpuissant3327because hea not very bright

@korylp6219 Год назад

I was in so much pain watching both of them attempt to dice an onion

@botezsimp5808 Год назад

"Trying not to make a sex joke" ayyy lol very relatable!

@shahabnajafi4710 Год назад

I’m an 11 year old chef and I can say that Simon, ur lucky that talia knows how to cook. That is some abismal onion peeling.😭😭😭😭

@katelijnhovestad8382 Год назад

why do you have access to the internet lol, someone protect shabab cause it's not safe in here

@simonhastings5179 Год назад

Mate your feminine 11 and sensitive go cook and play with your friends

@Jin-1337 Год назад

Get out of the internet lil bro. Come back when you're older and thank me later.

@qannicc Год назад

the fact this kid is 11 and know the definition of abismal while I don't is brutal

@quad6050 8 месяцев назад

Kid, get off the internet ffs.

@Tpfifagamer Год назад

Funny how Talia as the better cook, actually takes both ends of the union off, which is wrong😂

@jamescoyle9382 Год назад

Not in a pro kitchen

@bowzzzy-gamingexperience3421 Год назад

Yh I work in a kitchen n ur menna take both ends off

@KelstonHyatt17 Год назад

Well you’re wrong, you’re meant to cut both ends

@T0NI_ Год назад

I’m not a pro but imma say both ends need to go as well

@victoirenamulya4285 Год назад

How do you cut onions then?

@ktheeagle5742 Год назад

"Wait what? "😂

@jafair1 5 месяцев назад

“Base to base” I would’ve cut the wrong way Ngl

@wahtyused Год назад

Manz is a Kardashian 😂😂😂

@elmokelmu Год назад

That "what" broke the sound barrier

@whodvethunk6525 Год назад

That "shure" was personal

@cancelledmoomin 4 месяца назад

the fact that talia is giving crystal clear, step by step instructions makes this even funnier

@dakotafrank5907 9 месяцев назад

He’s asking legit questions and giving true statements 😂😂

@igidkidc Год назад

I wonder how Simons food tech teacher dealt with him as a child

@ZebraLuv Год назад

not every school teaches food.

@igidkidc Год назад

@@ZebraLuv he is from the UK and almost every single school teaches food tech but I understand what I mean,I was just trying to make a jk

@bluee4208 Год назад

I feel Simon in this situation, I can barely make macaroni

@JesseShortss Год назад

That 3rd goal is too insane bruh

@LasDegas Год назад

This guy is 30 btw

@LazarkGaming Год назад

Also chopping off the ends of an onion isn’t a good choice. Cut it in half and slice, it’s a lot easier.

@AdaiiRable Год назад

We need more cooking with Talia

@rockydhaliwal15 7 месяцев назад

And this man was the judge of the cooking video lmao

@JesterRiddles 7 месяцев назад

Deji makes JJ look intelligent.

@alpobeats 4 месяца назад

"An end is subjective in a circle" BRO ITS A FUCKIN ONION, THE ROOTS ARE THE END

@wil3216 10 месяцев назад

Definition of weaponised incompetence

@Frungle_ 11 месяцев назад

Bro just got the most clear carrot instructions and said “what?”

@drewblenkley9269 Год назад

I honestly don’t kno how he managed to bag her

@ThanuG15 Год назад

Pro tip: To avoid tears, don't cut the root part before you've diced the onion. Cut across it, then dice. Or however you want to cut it.

@deprex7 Год назад

She acc has the most jarring voice, I haven’t watched a miniminter video in years, why is my shorts plagued by his

@V3RONA91 Год назад

You don’t cut the end off an onion when you start, that’s what makes it bleed and that is what makes you “cry” when cutting onions

@Harrybig 7 месяцев назад

Ya he wouldn’t need to cook. He makes millions a year so he can hire a cook.

@aahiljcat Год назад

LET HIM COOK

@YasinWahid 7 месяцев назад

"Wait what...". 😂😂😂

@user-ohglxvh Год назад

When i cut onions i dont actually cry

@shyannramrattan2891 Год назад

This has to have a part 2

@ohmar7582 9 месяцев назад

“WUUUT”

@connorlammin8189 Год назад

Simon bruh it's common sense with cooking man🤣

@getspun6961 Год назад

Cooking GOOD is most definitely not common sense 💀 I agree tho , peeling and slicing a carrot and onion should be simple , and he hasn’t even reached the cooking stage. 🤣 minterrrrr

@Niall69Irish Год назад

@@getspun6961 he's being dumb for the content

@danialBeard4653 7 месяцев назад

base to base? that lost me aswell 😂😂

@beastkoala4562 Год назад

😂 the end “WAIT WHAT?”

@wonderofyou3467 Год назад

Who let this man cook

@dashboy6669 11 месяцев назад

He was so baffled at the end😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@samueldesmeules-voyer7694 7 месяцев назад

Too be fair, some cooking terms are hard to comprehend without visual examples

@kenneththomson5968 Год назад

How not to cry with an onion. Just don’t cut the side with the root. Cut from the other side and leave the root in tact.

@sadriofficial0 Год назад

Base to base was wrong tho, I see how he got confused at the end hahahahah, with "base to base" I'd think she means from the bottom to the top

@voke4553 Год назад

“Base to base. Small circles”

@sadriofficial0 Год назад

@@voke4553 base to base still = from top to bottom and simon processing "thinly slice", then "base to base" then "small circles" he overloaded hahahah

@Ahmed.4411 Год назад

There is no top or bottom in a carrot so yes base to base is correct.

@user-ck2nn6kx4u 9 месяцев назад

The man who went to Private school and then became famous because of his friend KSI has had such an entitled life that he doesnt know how to cook 😂😂

@Doomsdaybear-YT Год назад

The math nerd inside me died when he called a spherical onion a circle.

@Chefsteve886 Год назад

@miniminter bro I'm a chef 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

@ukog6048 10 месяцев назад

Nah somehow Simon is a convincing troller

@Tushar2876 Год назад

They couldn't afford Glen Mcgrath so they got him instead.😂

@lachielab Год назад

His knowledge and her knife grip 💀

@richardo62 Год назад

Yes the knife grip is hard to watch don't need to put your finger on top of it ever

@cptayne Год назад

never cut the eye off an onion, thats how it makes you cry

@PedroPescado584 Год назад

That "can you help me"

@muscularcarrot5756 Год назад

It’s irritating that they don’t cut in in half before peeling it

@JessicaLapslie Год назад

you don't cut off the root part of the onion you slice through it to half the onion then finely dice it.

@cheezygui5803 9 месяцев назад

the utter confusion when trying to understand how to cut the carrot🤣🤣

@kamikami334 Год назад

it's a big points for a man and woman who can cook 👌

@lewisdewhurst1217 Год назад

Miniminter got a good attitude, wants to make sure he's doing it right

@erenyeager3974 Год назад

(Don't) Let him cook...

@ritvikpanwar9603 Год назад

Simon be cooking on and off sidemen i see

@ogpython6624 Год назад

This is why you peal the onion before cutting then cut down the onion through both roots which will stop the onion from bleeding making your eyes water😅

@samysull333 Год назад

nah base to base was a stupid ass explanation i’m on simons side for the one.

@AlexisATGx 10 месяцев назад

There not supposed to fit the ends because that’s what will make you cry

@ayushbind2440 Год назад

Bro called a sphere shaped circle😂

@raniiiim._ Год назад

That's literally me learning how to cook with my mom

@walterwoit9408 Год назад

Well Talia also doesnt know how to cut a onion

@arcanemyth973 Год назад

already messed up cutting the end of the onion makes u cry

@sylo_901 Год назад

“an end is subjective with a circle”

@thatanimetamilian5356 Год назад

"circle" says Simon holding a sphere

@rotteneggsalami5764 5 месяцев назад

This is literally me cooking with my mum

@ark5549 Год назад

Who let him cook

@bdeliu3187 3 месяца назад

0 chemistry

@philosopherking506 Год назад

KSI: "Are you DOMB!?"

@dylnchannelofficial Год назад

Same here. I don’t cook. I don’t know how to cook 😂

@cloudycityofficial 3 месяца назад

Fun fact , its not looking at the onion that makes you cry , its the smell it lets off , so next time you cut an onion breath in and out of your mouth only and youll never cry again while curting an onion