So basically im an amateur pyrotechnician and that fateful night i was trying to make dextrine which is a binder for gunpowder, so i had to bake some corn flour in the oven, that was gonna become dextrine because of the heat, so i slid the stuff in, turned the damn oven on and because the suffers were hot as f, i went to my room where the AC was turned on and started watching anime with headphones cause it was 11 at midnight So i checked it a couple times and everything was fine, then i went back to the room and after like 5 mins i thought i heard some popping noises but i ignored it and when finally i came to the kitchen, i shat my pants, everything was on fire and the blaze was comming out the door and up, like a damn oven, so i could see the gas valve on top of the oven that caught fire, so i ran outside to turn off the gas valve and behold, the valve was missing 🙂. After i realized i fucked up, i ran to my parents room and woke my father up, who got scared cause i suddenly woke him up, i told him bout the fire, we all woke up, grandma was like AHHHH OHH HELL NAWW WE ALL GONNA DIE. then my father threw a bucket of water and surprisingly that one was enough for the fire to go out, i guess cause it was just starting to eat the wooden cabins. So when they all went to their rooms, i snuck in the kitchen to remove the evidence and i was like, who me?? Nahh i wasnt doin nothin 😂
I'm having a goodyear thanks for asking, I'm a bit tyred though haha. Missed you too dude, you deserve a break once in a while, recharge the old brain and wot not.
Alex, I have a story for you. When I was in my freshman year of high school, I had decided to take theater. I was one of those shy girls, and my friends and I thought theater was exactly the thing to get us to be more outgoing. (It worked, but that's a longer story.) At our school, we had three possible times throughout one period to have lunch. Our lunch was right in the middle of theater class and our teacher was very strict about not having food in class. This was for two reasons: (a) our classroom was one of the few in the school with carpet and (b) mice made frequent appearances and he didn't want us attracting any more. Sometimes he would cave when it was a special treat, but one incident made him buckle down on the no food rule even harder. This was maybe halfway through the school year. We come back from lunch and one of the kids brings in an apple he had left over from lunch. He must have had permission from the teacher because he didn't hide it. The kid placed it next to his chair on the floor. (We had no desks, just chairs.) Now, we noticed some things about this apple right away that made us ask him questions. One of those things is that it was soft and kind of wiggly. All the guys thought it was cool, but it made all of us girls get as far away as possible because it just felt off. As the class went on, we ended up at the other side of the room, away from the apple. Then, suddenly, we heard something. It's been about eight years and I've since forgotten what sound it made, but I vividly remember the chaos that ensued when everyone realized what had happened. The apple freakin' exploded, leaving nothing but fermented mush. All of the kids got all excited and a little panicky while my teacher was very angry with my classmate for bringing in such a suspicious apple. We weren't allowed to eat in there for the rest of the year! When I grew older, I realized that it probably ended up that way because the apple had gone bad. Why did they still hand it out and sell it to children? The world may never know.
I remember this one time when I was a kid, I was at Disney World on vacation during a really hot day and decided to keep getting soaked on the river rapids, after five times in a row I had to get out, but I wanted to keep splashing around so I went to the fountain that was near by cause it looked welcoming and big, nobody stopped me so I jumped in and started swimming, When I was taken out by my family? I saw a bunch of other kids going in the fountain right after me, and THAT'S when the park employees finally took notice and raced alongside all the kid's parents to the fountain, I started something that faithful day and I will never forget how funny it was⛲️🏊🏼♀️😅
This somehow reminds me of my favourite road rage story: I was driving home from out of town on a two-lane road, me and a few other drivers got stuck behind a slow vehicle, and after a while noticed there was a red lifted pickup truck driving pretty erratically, swerving over and over to see if there was room to pass the lineup of cars. After a while of this some cars took their turnoffs until it was essentially me and the pickup who was really riding my bumper, but thankfully we were approaching a passing lane and I wouldn’t have to put up with the crazy pickup anymore, or at least I thought. Instead, the pickup pulls up beside me, the girlfriend in the passenger seat sticks her entire torso out of the vehicle, starts yelling nonsense at me while waving her phone around recording the whole thing, and after a few seconds the boyfriend who’s driving DOES THE SAME THING. Both of them, full torso out of the truck, yelling all sorts of profanities and slurs (we were all white), one hand precariously on the steering wheel while I can only assume cruise control was maintaining their speed because there’s no way that guy was reaching the pedals. After about 2 minutes of this, as the passing lane is coming to a close, they decide they’re going to try to cause an accident and they start swerving (I just slowed down a bit), then pull in front of me and slam their brakes (I changed lanes and floored it to get around them, thanks electric motor for your instant torque!), and then tried both those things again before I took my off-ramp and they didn’t follow. This was about 10 years ago, but if I had to describe them by today’s standards they would definitely fit the “MAGA-head” type.
Alex this isn’t to much of a story but a few weeks ago my little brother decided that he didn’t want to eat his bacon.so he snuck around the house and shoved the bacon down the vents so nobody would find it.we have 5 dogs roaming the house which he could just feed the bacon to them but he decided to shove it down the vents instead.
I got one. It’s about the time where I got kissed by someone I only wanted to be friends with. So, this goes back to Grade 6 when our two middle school classes were walking to a swampy park nearby, & along the walk, I ended up talking to two people I never met before. The first one being a tall boy with curly ginger hair, that for privacy reasons, we’ll call him John Johnnington the third. The second one was a blonde-haired girl, who we’ll call Zoey. I really enjoyed their company, & became good friends with them along our walk. We had a blast at the park, running around in areas we probably shouldn’t’ve been running around in. Afterwards, we headed back to the school, & kept in contact for the following months. Over the following months, John Johnnington the third & Zoey formed a relationship. I didn’t think much about it at the time, because I had more on my mind (like playing catch-up on assignments before the school year ended), but I felt that Zoey had felt something for me, regardless of their relationship. See, I had the “random word” sense of humour (and admittingly do this day, ORANGE PEELS!!!!), & she apparently enjoyed that style of humour as well. Now, I’d occasionally talk with them, because I was still good friends with them, but when all of a sudden, they broke up because John Johnnington the third no longer loved Zoey. I thought nothing of it, I suspected “Oh, they’ll probably just get back together, but nope, they split for good. I didn’t really stay friends with John Johnnington the third, but I remained good friends with Zoey. It’s now the beginning of grade 7. It had probably been just a few days before school had started. I head outside for lunch when I see Zoey outside sitting by the picnic benches, upset, & I walk over to her & ask what’s wrong. Turns out one of her relatives had passed away, & I went in to super hyper empathetic mode. I was able to comfort & calm her down a bit, & then out of NOWHERE, she stated that she had a crush on me, and I was NOT expecting it. Though I just casually said something along the lines of “I’m happy that you do, though I only want to be friends.” So we stayed friends for a little bit, & then she kept wanting us to be in a relationship, though the idea never crossed my head, & in the months afterwards, she’d ask to go places together & spend time together, only for me to be like “no, thank you.” This went on for a while, & at this point, it’s now December. I’m sitting in the cafeteria, right after somehow beating the teachers in a students vs staff game of Smash Bros, & I go to eat my lunch, & I see Zoey. Zoey sits me down at bench, & says that she loves me, & wants to be with me, spend her life with me, & then, she rushes in for the kiss, & I was not expecting it in the slightest bit. I thought, “I should end this, I don’t want this, I just wanted to be friends!” Though the other part of me thought “You know what? I’m going to need someone later in life! Why not settle for her? I’ll probably fall in love with her sooner or later.” So I went with it… for about three weeks. See, every kiss she did was in the middle of public, & I did not feel comfortable with that. So, one day, I’m sitting in the shower, wondering to do, & then I realized something, “What’s the point if I don’t even love her? This act is only going to get worse, I’m not going to feel comfortable with this in the long term!” So, I told her not long after, that I genuinely didn’t want to be with her, & then she told me a little more on why she wanted to stay together. Turns out, she had gotten her heart broken by many before her, & I was the only one who hadn’t. I told her that there is someone else who could be with her, & that was my good friend who we’ll call Lime! So we ended up both breaking up happy, I got a sigh of relief, Lime & Zoey got together, & I think they might still be in a relationship, I’m not sure. Anyways, the moral of the story: Love who you want to love, not who loves you.
I got a story for ya. So last year i got to do an internship at a preschool which was a wonderful experience ( of course for privacy reasons i will not use actual names, and of course outside of the preschool i don't know what happened so some things are based on assumption, and also disclaimer no judgement here i am only telling from my perspective). Playing with the kids was such a joy but there would also be some entertaining stories that followed including this one. I was playing with this 3-4 year old kid who i will just refer to as " kid". Kid and i are playing together and we are pretending to cook in the kitchen cause there was a toy kitchen there. Things were going as typical child play but then my improvisation skills were put to the test. At this time kid has some fake food with him and he says to me " Now we gotta take this to the bedroom". I was caught off guard so trying to play along i ask, " you mean the kitchen" Kid shakes his head and says " mommy and daddy make pizza in the bedroom". For about 5 seconds of utter silence trying to think of how to respond i finally end up saying " um ok" thankfully being saved from anymore akward pizza in the bedroom improv by a call to circle time
That be fun to turn people's intreasting stories into a cartoon. I have one. Hope its interesting enough. The story: I was a event security guard who just bag checks, scans you with that wand, and make sure you dont go in or in where you shouldn't be kind of security guard. So no real power. So one event I worked at was a soccor game. For those who dont know, a soccor game can end in a tie. This was one of the crazest days I worked. It was just a few days untul 4th of July and the game had stopped at least five times but the game clock kept going. There where people throwing things on the field or pitch if you want to be technical for those soccer fans. So we had to pick up the stuff. Thats not all as fans start running onto it. As soon as we took one person off the field/pitch another one would quckly go on it replaceing the other person. Even twords the end when it was still 0 to 0. Then it got even crazer someone lit a huge smoke bomb. How that got passed us I have no clue. Cops where called as there was too many people going on to the field. Then in the parking lot people where shooting roming candles at each other and even at the cops. Normally im at a soccor event for five hours. I was there for eight just to get everyone out of the statum and out of the parking lot. So yeah that was the crazest day I had worked. Hope you liked my little story even if it dont get anmated
I have a parking lot story too. I had to go to Best Buy. While pulling up into the parking lot. There’s a woman driving on the wrong side of the road and I almost cashed into them. Lady had the audacity to scream at me when she got out of the car. She blamed my speed but I was going the speed limit. She then notices I have a vape and changes the conversation to be being a bad driver, to me underage vaping. (I was 26) the only thing I said, multiple times was that she was driving on the wrong side of the road. Maybe don’t do that? I avoid her and go into Best Buy and she starts screaming to the employees about me, who just look hella confused. I leave and woman follows me out. I suspect she’s going to do something else and I was right. I stayed in my car until she left and she zoomed INCHES away from my car, almost guaranteeing a hit if I had moved my car at all. This was all supposed to be for a work run too, our store needed a speaker adapter. So win win is I got paid for this
Hey bro, this is the second time me commenting this story💀 but here u go: one time me and the boys made a teacher quit, it was in year 6 (5th grade in USA). Basically, I was messing about with a pencil and threw it, the substitute teacher (that we were supposed to have for the whole year) didn't like that, so she shouted a bunch of stuff at us and then ran out. The whole class was silent for a bit, but then the head teacher came in while crying, she said "whoever thinks they did nothing wronge, go to the cloak room" (which is a room where we put all our coats and bags). Literally the whole class went in there💀. Then when we all finally went back we were told that the sub quit and that we were getting a new teacher for that year!
I have a (slight) horror story for you. So, I used to work at a boarding kennels, which took all manner of dogs. Good doggos, bad doggos, doggos that could melt your heart. You get the picture. One of the things we used to do at this dog kennels was giving them bones to chew on. Now, I need to make a point here that you should NEVER, EVER, feed your dogs cooked bones. The reason for this is because you get flashing, or little slivers of bone that come off the cooked bone. If this were to happen to your dog, this would result in their insides being torn to shreds because of how incredibly sharp this can get. Even sharper than some razors (although rare). So giving your lil furry mate a cooked chicken bone or steak bone is a MAJORLY BAD IDEA. okay? Okay. PSA over. Now where was I? ah yes, bones. Now, these bones are frozen bones you can usually get from your local butcher. You would have to pay a little bit for them, but you can literally go up to them and ask them for their bone bin. This is an entire bin of nothing but frozen bones that they can't normally sell to people because of how little meat is on them or for some other reason. Their offcuts if you will. Now, it's important to remember that we have to keep them frozen for obvious reasons. A bunch of maggoty bones is not something you want lying around. But during summer when it can get disgustingly hot, this is a great treat for dogs because it keeps them cool, entertained, and they absolutely love you for it. But one summer, our freezer broke down. With all of our bones in it. We had way more bones than we could give to dogs, so we needed a quick place to stash them. Which for us, thankfully, was the family freezer (Did I mention this was a family business?) Afterwards, when the freezer had been fixed and we were putting everything back, we may have.... misplaced a few bones. Mistaking them for normal cuts of meat. One happy day, we all woke up to go to church and thought "Hey, you know what would be GREAT? Having a lamb roast to come home to. That sound delicious!" So we got out our cut of meat, wrapped it in foil, and then headed off to church. Awww. I know, cute right? Oh... how wrong we are. How very, very wrong. As we came home, much later, the smell of lamb permeated the house, which smelled BEAUTIFUL. It made all of us immediately hungry for lunch. So, we went to check on our lamb roast to see if it was ready yet... and to possibly steal a piece or two if it was. Hey, don't shame me. We were hungry! So we opened the oven and peeled back the foil, looked at the lamb, the LAMB LOOKED BACK AT US. and we all FREAKED. OUT. The butcher hadn't just been giving us bones to give to the dogs. He'd also given us a lamb's HEAD. Complete with all of the parts you can imagine. Yes, that too. Now, even had we known, we wouldn't have been able to give it to the dogs to eat because of how ghoulish it would be for a customer to see a dog chewing ON ANOTHER ANIMALS HEAD. While we would know it was a lamb skull, I doubt many people would recognize a lamb skull if they saw one randomly. Which many people would come to believe is another dog's head. BAAAAD idea for customers to see that. So, instead, we went out for macdonalds for lunch. But chose to make sure it wasn't lamb burgers we had. The moral of this story? If you're going to get bones for your dogs to chew on, make sure you know what you're getting.
Its a small story but here we go! I was flying from point A to point B. When I got to the airport, I waited for an hour for my luggage to show up. It didn't show up so I went to the Airlines' Lost and Found. I filed a report. 4 hours later, I got a call saying that my bags were in Las Vegas...on the other side of the country! I got my luggage back the next day! The airline gave me one free trip as compensation. I was planning on using it in 2020...but you know. So thankfully they extended the offer for two more years! The end!
Here's a doosy. I (32F) work as a security guard, and one of my locations at the time was a bus stop at a mall I normally just have to walk past the busses when they come in make sure the drivers were doing good and the passangers aren't causing problems. Well, one day, while I was sitting in my vehicle watching the busses roll in one of the bus drivers comes up to me and tells me they have a passenger that is causing problems and trying to start fights with anyone. I walk up to see how bad the situation is and to see what needs to be done about it when I see it's a priest( father, whatever they are called) and he was as high as a kite on some sorta a drug. I'm like, "Well shit," and I turn to the driver who came to get me and told him to just get the passengers on and shut the door and to not let him on. I than go to each bus (about 5 in total) and repeat the same thing: "Have the passengers get on, shut the doors, and don't let him on" and I am keeping an eye on him making sure he doesn't do anything else stupid. After I tell the last driver I pull out my cell and Starr calling the police which somehow he notices I let the operator know the basics before the priest got to me and he starts asking if I'm calling the police. Which at this point I don't know how he would react if he knew I was so I tell him "no I am talking to my manager about when I will be going on my lunch" and when the operator realizes the situation they ask me yes/no questions which I answer "Yes sir". By this time, some of the busses start to leave, so I head back to my vehicle, keeping an eye on the doped up priest while I wait for the cops to arrive. After several minutes, they finally do arrive and try to settle the situation while one comes and talks to me about what's going on which I tell him and we start making a report when we see it had escalated to where they had arrested the priest which I turned to the cop and said "can I get him trespassed too and I'm going to need a copy of the report". Once he was gone and everything was said and done, the rest of the day was peaceful.
I have a funny hotel worker story. I remember when I was working at the hotel I was working at and this old lady called the front desk saying her pizza is here and she wanted the pizza man to come to her room, obviously called the wrong hotel cause she said “ can you tell him come to room 107” we don’t have a 107 room. Told the lady we don’t got it and she got mad, worse part was she was crippled and said now I gotta get out and go to the fron desk and show you I’m here. Waited for her and she never came up, mind you I’m still on the phone with her and I’m like uhhh your not here I don’t see you. She said I’m at the front desk and again didn’t see her. Then she says the stupidest thing, here let me give you the phone to the front desk person cause your just pissing me off right now, and I’m like but I’m the one she should be handing the phone to, told her that too and she said well then were the fuck are you, and I said yeah your at the wrong hotel hun. Got the front desk guy to say where she was and she was at the hotel in front of us, so I told the pizza guy to go to the hotel in front of us and he came back and said she didn’t want to pay for the pizza cause it was cold so I did it for him and gave him a tip. Hope this was somewhat funny for you and makes it cause I know I laughed my ass off about this😂
I used to follow *Alex Meyers 6 years ago* when he made video essays & watched him revamp his channel. I've been here just as long & believe you can do the same. John Green couldn't make the *_Anthropocene Reviewed_* until he connected the reviews to stories & how they made him feel, I believe you could talk about "the game that inspired you to become a performer" or "the that helped you connect with a loved one" I know you can talk about how watching *Inside Out* affected you, or a babysitter job as crazy as *Despicable Me* or how you relate to Po the underdog of Kung-fu Panda.
The time I almost stole something not on purpose in front of them. My story is I went to build a bear store where I went in the store was busy. I thought oh whatever and grabbed what I wanted and got in line. At that time I found out one stuffer was working and of course they had parties so if there was a party the line would stop. When I got to close to stuffer I was stopped. Them telling me they don’t know how long I will be waiting. So even though I was first in line I decided to leave. Before I left, I put what I wanted to side. It was a bear, one piece of clothing and one accessory, I came back later and saw line moving again. I tried to see if I can get to front for coming back. They told me no but decided to give me a discount. (It’s important to story). I grabbed my stuff, Got to line got my bear stuffed. Got it dressed in 2 items that I put on the side . I only had a certain amount I could spend after doing calculations I realized I could get one more item. So I grabbed it and headed to checkout. When I told them about discount and handed them everything (including extra item). I started to walk away. I realized that I spent less than what I was expecting. I thought was odd. So I looked at the receipt and saw one of items wasn’t ranged up. If you think it was the extra item, you would be wrong, it was the clothing on the bear that wasn’t ringing up. 😅
Me Alijandro was once in school and I was the class monitor and everyone liked until this day so the teacher said I should write the names of the kids making noise so I did so nobody cared there a other thing I remembered some girl was trying to correct me on how to write down there on the chock board and I yelled a her saying shut up I didn't ask and the class went wild and for that the teacher told me to Sir down when I did I realized we had important school papers on the desk and the boy I sat with went away to his friends at the other desk and when came back his paper was gone and he took mine didn't ask nothing and said give me my paper and he refused saying it was his when I grabbed it back he slapped me and I was really angry but I didn't even know how to fight so when punched he spined I felt like midoriya / deku and he was just throwing blows and I was dodging like I knew his every move and then the teacher pulled me away and asked what was wrong and I told and all she said is sorry so we got suspended and became friends on talking about how dumb of a teacher she was on the way home but we got our butts beat when we went home
I would just like to say that as a long time fan of your content, I am very sorry about your drop in viewership.. You are absolutely one of the greats in YT storytime animation, and I have been watching you for years now without having ever stopped. I love your comedy and have even watched some of your stand-up performances. You are quite an amazing juggler and ladder climber lmao. I hope you can make a comeback and grow your fan base once again. It really saddens me to see such talent go unnoticed by the algorithm. I myself make content with voice actors and have been struggling to capture an audience, I could only wish to get close to your peak popularity, and will do everything in my power to do so with my team of friends. - Your average sized fan, Kirai
