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@Spaceboyy95
@Spaceboyy95 5 лет назад
"Your first exam was last week. 7 of you have already failed." Sounds about normal to me
@richardgibson8403
@richardgibson8403 5 лет назад
Spaceboyy I LOVE THAT
@ciararene6175
@ciararene6175 5 лет назад
Yeah, sounds normal!
@MassiveSwordAndCards
@MassiveSwordAndCards 4 года назад
Yeah, this legit happens... a lot of garbage instructors out there.
@Adam-xf6sq
@Adam-xf6sq 3 года назад
And how the instructions to use a computer will be sent via computer
@noahkyle1922
@noahkyle1922 3 года назад
I guess Im randomly asking but does someone know a way to get back into an Instagram account..? I was stupid forgot the password. I love any assistance you can give me
@erickpoorbaugh6728
@erickpoorbaugh6728 5 лет назад
It's cute how the AI treats cell phones, laptops, and calculators as people. Machines sticking up for each other.
@Ramonerdna
@Ramonerdna 4 года назад
Right?! 'They are my children' aww
@coemcoem7070
@coemcoem7070 3 года назад
What the AI said about laptopd
@dragonridley
@dragonridley 3 года назад
Keep in mind that laptops are not allowed to engage in group discussion. Clearly, this AI doesn't want potential rival AI to get too smart.
@limecyanizer4394
@limecyanizer4394 3 года назад
@@dragonridley they're also not allowed to think
@youtubeuniversity3638
@youtubeuniversity3638 5 лет назад
Cheating ON your classmates...
@MagisterialVoyager
@MagisterialVoyager 5 лет назад
mood
@anonimanonim2710
@anonimanonim2710 Год назад
Don't mind if I do! *Goofy from Mickey mouse laugh*
@Dennis-nc3vw
@Dennis-nc3vw 4 года назад
"You will automatically receive a computer file that contains a lecture on how to use a computer." Sounds useful.
@barbaro267
@barbaro267 4 года назад
That's only if you manage to fail 3 exams. That's the only punishment.
@nahometesfay1112
@nahometesfay1112 3 года назад
I that was suppose to be a sick burn
@rosiered6712
@rosiered6712 2 года назад
That is so passive aggressive I love it. Thank you doctor professor-director Jim Stream
@hihello8601
@hihello8601 2 года назад
@@rosiered6712 you forgot that he was a lieutenant
@moadot720
@moadot720 2 года назад
666th like...
@joshjames582
@joshjames582 5 лет назад
An overlooked tidbit here is that your final grade is required to be 81 specifically. Not 81 or up, but 81.
@princevimbai1
@princevimbai1 3 года назад
Imagine getting 100 and failing because it's not 81. LOL. I guess it is a harder standard than wanting 100 as you need to be 100% sure your answers are write and wrong.
@ICCUWANSIUT
@ICCUWANSIUT 2 года назад
@@princevimbai1 it's one thing for it to be multiple choice or written exams...but there are physical grades too, which makes it basically impossible to achieve purposely
@princevimbai1
@princevimbai1 2 года назад
@@ICCUWANSIUT hahaha truee! I guess you have to play your cards with caution, only taking the questions you are sure of. Hahaha, but I have never met an exam I was absolutely sure of to the extent I could choose a mark hahaha, next gen kids best be prepared for AI teachers. Lol just joking
@ICCUWANSIUT
@ICCUWANSIUT 2 года назад
@@princevimbai1 bruh it's not a joke I think. McDonald's is already putting dumb AI in it's drive through system. Only a matter of time until we have smart AI teachers, maybe 2050.
@lddevo88
@lddevo88 5 лет назад
"Additional extra credit may be given to students who exhibit a zero tolerance policy towards thier overall health." This killed me. Does that count?
@CesarTheKingVA
@CesarTheKingVA 5 лет назад
You get 0.73 bonus points to your grade for exceptional neglect of health resulting in death. We will see you in class on Monday.
@ispeak7languages415
@ispeak7languages415 4 года назад
@@CesarTheKingVA hey i accidentally broke mymathlab pls dont make me buy a new science lab
@juliamavroidi8601
@juliamavroidi8601 3 года назад
But you're required to bring good health to the lab 🤔
@keiths5021
@keiths5021 3 года назад
@@juliamavroidi8601 I read that as having a zero tolerance policy on doing anything that can negatively effect your health.
@princevimbai1
@princevimbai1 3 года назад
@@keiths5021 I think its about how they expect you to be fine and all well and healthy, but the workload is such that you definitely cannot be fine and all well and healthy. (You need a zero tolerance policy on your own overall health to pass)
@lmanproductions8680
@lmanproductions8680 5 лет назад
Thanks for the lesson, professor-director lieutenant doctor Jim stream
@GoodFebruarian
@GoodFebruarian 4 года назад
Bet he owned a purple heart medal in secret
@NotDuncan
@NotDuncan 4 года назад
GoodFebruarian he is the Purple Heart
@ACEnBEAKY
@ACEnBEAKY 3 года назад
…..the third.
@AlbikerkyIsNotReal
@AlbikerkyIsNotReal 3 года назад
We're never getting outta here
@tyu3456
@tyu3456 5 лет назад
Your instructor lives in a mailbox.
@silvercheetah92
@silvercheetah92 4 года назад
It’s a step up from my (adjunct) Professor who sleeps in their car
@ispeak7languages415
@ispeak7languages415 4 года назад
@@silvercheetah92 thats a step up from my professor who lives in a garage
@manuelmateo3392
@manuelmateo3392 3 года назад
And we have to stake out said mailbox as a requirement.
@graceholland5770
@graceholland5770 4 года назад
The.... the exam children? What a concept? I mean... when you miss an exam, a child takes it for you. They probably won’t know any of it. It is such a perfect idea.
@jakepullman4914
@jakepullman4914 3 года назад
And don't even THINK about helping them, as they are encouraged to perform badly when observed.
@heatchills4093
@heatchills4093 3 года назад
This is just "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?"
@CesarTheKingVA
@CesarTheKingVA 3 года назад
@@heatchills4093 I mean, tbh, it's essentially the same as randomly guessing on a test, so if you're extremely lucky, the test child might get a better grade than you would have otherwise. It's the equivalent of showing up for the test without going to class or studying at all and winging it.
@ICCUWANSIUT
@ICCUWANSIUT 2 года назад
@@CesarTheKingVA better a 20% than a 0%
@matthewkalasky2891
@matthewkalasky2891 2 года назад
It's how they encourage you to not miss the exams.
@Dennis-nc3vw
@Dennis-nc3vw 5 лет назад
The "exam children" bit is actually mind-blowingly coherent for an AI.
@CesarTheKingVA
@CesarTheKingVA 5 лет назад
It's an absolutely bonkers idea, but it seems like it did think it through, yeah.
@iheartkiecats
@iheartkiecats 4 года назад
Honestly, that’d be an interesting way to have exam makeups. If you miss an exam, your test gets sent to the “exam children,” who are just random other students who get paid a certain amount for doing it, and they take your test, and whatever grade they get is what you get. If you get lucky and get someone who happens to know a lot about your class subject, you might even get a better score than you would have otherwise. But most of the time you don’t get so lucky and you get a pretty bad score. It’s a crazy idea, but that sure would be one way to encourage students not to miss exams. And signing up to be in the “exam children” could be like a one-time on-campus job, like for students who need a little extra money. Honestly, it’s not THAT bad of an idea. It sure would be interesting.
@MagisterialVoyager
@MagisterialVoyager 4 года назад
@@iheartkiecats They are to perform poorly when observed, unfortunately, LMAOOO.
@caav56
@caav56 4 года назад
@@MagisterialVoyager A way to discourage stalking.
@unfetteredparacosmian
@unfetteredparacosmian 4 года назад
@@MagisterialVoyager They are the class object.
@vladthemagnificent9052
@vladthemagnificent9052 5 лет назад
*if you break it you are buying me a new science lab*
@submarinesailor5140
@submarinesailor5140 5 лет назад
“If you must be acknowledged during class, please stand up and request that everyone immediately recognize you as the class material.”
@pschiptunes64
@pschiptunes64 3 года назад
“Everyone! I request to be recognized as the class material!”
@Zenovarse
@Zenovarse 3 года назад
@@pschiptunes64 "The class material!"
@ItsJustAdrean
@ItsJustAdrean 3 года назад
Which must not be observed...
@echoplots8058
@echoplots8058 2 года назад
@@pschiptunes64 "You are hereby recognized as the class material. You may sit."
@EmmettMcFly55
@EmmettMcFly55 2 года назад
That makes sense - the class is about the class material, and the moment you call attention to yourself in class you become, if only for a brief moment, what the class is paying attention to, the material being studied in class.
@Finwolven
@Finwolven 5 лет назад
Class Object has been classified as 'Keter', and has been placed under Special Containment Protocols.
@johndanes2294
@johndanes2294 4 года назад
I've been watching Professor Bright inside the mailbox for a week now. Can I get my damn [REDACTED] now?
@andrewramlall3560
@andrewramlall3560 3 года назад
Class Object should never be directly observed.
@carteradams43
@carteradams43 3 года назад
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking about SCP when listening to that
@PhoenixT70
@PhoenixT70 3 года назад
SCP-XXX: "The Class Object." *Object Class:* Euclid. *Special Containment Procedures:* SCP-XXX is not to be observed under any circumstances whatsoever. This prohibition applies to direct observation, photography, videography, audio records, artist's depictions, text descriptions, or any other form of direct or indirect observation. SCP-XXX is to remain within a standard 9X19 ft2 containment cell at Site-19, enclosed on all sides in 1" thick concrete to prevent observation by unaware personnel. *Description:* SCP-XXX is an anomaly with the anomalous property that upon viewing or in some other way being exposed to a description or record of SCP-XXX's physical properties, a given subject will expire within a timeframe of five to ten minutes. Experiments with D-class personnel have shown similarities to Foundation memetic kill agents currently in use in the autopsies of said D-class. It is unknown how the Foundation came into possession of SCP-XXX, as the majority of pertinent records were destroyed due to detailed descriptions within the original object files, which violate the current Special Containment Procedures. *Testing Log:* [Redacted] "We are never fucking _ever_ trying that again!" -Professor-Director-Lieutenant Doctor Jim Stream
@jimmycarburator2012
@jimmycarburator2012 3 года назад
ai generated scp entiries is a genuinly good scp idea. like a bot that scans scp entiries and randomly generates them. meaning that in the scp universe there is a scp, a pink humanoid floating rectangle that uses jet prpulsion to move away from birds or some shit like that. im a horrible writer but if somebody out there is good at writing scps pls credit me
@guinealover6674
@guinealover6674 4 года назад
I missed a day of class from being sick and not only did I miss class bowling, but an exam child took my test and got a 100% instead of 81%. I'm now one of the 7 people who have already failed. I won't even get extra credit because I did not show a zero tolerance policy towards my health.
@victoriaflanders8739
@victoriaflanders8739 4 года назад
At least you remembered to watch the mailbox for three hours!
@polarknight5376
@polarknight5376 2 года назад
Hey, that exam child did you a favor! You only need 81% on the final.
@onlinefriend3889
@onlinefriend3889 2 года назад
You better not fail twice more or you'll be getting taught on how to use a computer
@lokithetrickstergod2100
@lokithetrickstergod2100 3 года назад
How has no one mentioned the Juxtaposition of the fact that you’re supposed to bring “good health” to Labs but gain extra credit for having a *Zero tolerance policy for your own health* .
@randomintrovertedspider7510
@randomintrovertedspider7510 3 года назад
The good health doesn't have to be yours.... So find a way to steal good health from someone else, I guess?
@Xeraghusta
@Xeraghusta 2 года назад
Or it's zero tolerance for having bad health
@RainbowBrite80
@RainbowBrite80 2 года назад
Thank you for noticing this.
@Chorsanoidka
@Chorsanoidka 2 года назад
maybe you just don't attend to labs to gain extra credit
@theHalberdAI
@theHalberdAI 3 года назад
"Your instructor lives in a mailbox. This class requires all students to watch said mailbox home for at least 3 hours a day and make sure no one is stealing from it." I'm not even questioning why the instructor lives in a mailbox, I'm just mad he expects me to protect his private property.
@Jamato-sUn
@Jamato-sUn 2 года назад
The Instructor might be an SPC.
@Jed_the_Malamute
@Jed_the_Malamute 2 года назад
@@Jamato-sUn HE'S A SHARK IN THE SHARK PUNCHING CENTER?!?!?!?
@irishboy_pa
@irishboy_pa 2 года назад
That part made me laugh so hard. I'm crying
@Mr.Obongo
@Mr.Obongo 2 года назад
Instructor is a gnome
@Twinklethefox9022
@Twinklethefox9022 2 года назад
How do they live in the mailbox though? Do they mail themselves there?
@benedictt.1050
@benedictt.1050 3 года назад
"It's on the syllabus." *The syllabus*
@godmodeextreme
@godmodeextreme 3 года назад
Student: breaks glass. Teacher: YOUR PURCHASING ME A NEW LAB JIMMY!
@ValentineRD107
@ValentineRD107 5 лет назад
Professor-Director-Lieutenant-Doctor Stream has certainly come a long way since his days as a Teacher-Assistant-Private-Nurse at the Military Office-Laboratory of Bowling, Medicine and Computer-Tutor Science for Exam Children. He was always late to class because he booked everything for the prior week, and had no way of travelling backwards in time to attend post-pre-advanced-past-pre-booked-current appointments. It's a miracle he got qualified, to be honest, but he never cheated on his classmates, and managed to get 10 strikes in his final semester... He got lucky, as he was that week's class object and nobody was allowed to look at him...Okay, maybe he did cheat? Who knows.
@GolemAvalanche
@GolemAvalanche 5 лет назад
Can you really say he's come a long way if he lives in a mailbox?
@dayalasingh5853
@dayalasingh5853 5 лет назад
@@GolemAvalanche it's life choice
@extropiantranshuman
@extropiantranshuman 4 года назад
@@GolemAvalanche it's not their fault.the school gives the professor such a meager salary that they can just afford an upgrade to literally living in a shoebox
@jeanmichellelaurent
@jeanmichellelaurent 3 года назад
Legend has it he is still going to class post graduation
@dreemurrdelm7865
@dreemurrdelm7865 3 года назад
This is why his books are mandatory for the class, it's where he gets most of his income.
@ycylchgames
@ycylchgames 5 лет назад
Good old Dr. Crunkleton. I don't know where I'd be without his advice on how to live my life.
@antonyd6649
@antonyd6649 3 года назад
“Calculators are encouraged to make it up as they go”
@lynashmcmash4427
@lynashmcmash4427 3 года назад
Im sure theres a few calculator loop holes in the syllabus...
@chesscomsupport8689
@chesscomsupport8689 5 лет назад
The part of this that made the most sense was the part about buying a science lab.
@extropiantranshuman
@extropiantranshuman 4 года назад
A professor's dream typed into a written format - students cleaning up after themselves
@schoolassignmentthrowawaya9354
"Students in this class must participate in class bowling without exception" Im scared now
@MFO86
@MFO86 4 года назад
Me, too. I SUCK at bowling!
@Nionivek
@Nionivek 3 года назад
Not gonna lie... I've had classes where there were pointless mandatory class activities. Class Bowling wouldn't even be the worst.
@manuelmateo3392
@manuelmateo3392 3 года назад
Didn't say you had to be good. Although I'm totally gonna school you.
@ashishtembhekar4251
@ashishtembhekar4251 3 года назад
GTA 4
@zacharywooden2113
@zacharywooden2113 3 года назад
“There are rumours about the instructor and the final project. Your continuing challenge is to find out the truth.” Honestly this would make for a pretty interesting course in which each semester the professors come up with some sort of complex mystery and create incredibly cryptic hints, and then the students’ only grade is a final paper on what they think the truth is, and it’s graded according to how much of the truth they got and whether it was achieved through actual logic or blind guessing, or somewhere in between.
@AlphaPizzadog
@AlphaPizzadog 2 года назад
and you have to get exactly enough wrong so as to get exactly an 81 or you fail the course. that would honestly be so hard to do though
@PanthereaLeonis
@PanthereaLeonis 2 года назад
Actually, I'd love to be the kind of instructor that makes some of the class material and the means to get good grades be an ARG. I have no freaking clue how to make that fit the requirements from the department of education, but still.
@scratchingthesurface3481
@scratchingthesurface3481 2 года назад
The instructor would also need to organise the spreading the rumours about himself (or use already in-place ones) in order to prosecute the course. This would all be a fascinating education, useful to a range of fields, from anthropology to criminology
@anonimanonim2710
@anonimanonim2710 Год назад
I'm studying economics. How would that apply to my course material?🤔
@submarinesailor5140
@submarinesailor5140 5 лет назад
This video should be trending. As a college student, I found this ridiculously hilarious.
@The_Archer-he2ft
@The_Archer-he2ft 4 года назад
I love the exam children and how the student and professor are now family members
@ihavebecomeonewiththevoid8125
@ihavebecomeonewiththevoid8125 3 года назад
"your instructor lives in a mailbox" THAT GOT ME
@p-inkinthenight
@p-inkinthenight 3 года назад
"this class requires all students to watch said mailbox home for at least 3 hours a day and make sure no one is stealing from if" I CANT---
@ihavebecomeonewiththevoid8125
@ihavebecomeonewiththevoid8125 3 года назад
@@p-inkinthenight I LOVE THIS SCRIPT
@HINAYUTA
@HINAYUTA 5 лет назад
Man 4.5 credits? I'll be taking this for sure
@HINAYUTA
@HINAYUTA 5 лет назад
Really why such a normal credit amount? It's the only good thing about this class
@extropiantranshuman
@extropiantranshuman 4 года назад
It really is a bump up from most 3.0 credit courses without the overload of a 6.0 one
@Eo-bo6sf
@Eo-bo6sf 3 года назад
But you are required to attend classes after graduation
@ReelRai
@ReelRai 4 года назад
In this course students will develop the following: Seven actions deemed appropriate by the student judical board.
@jeanmichellelaurent
@jeanmichellelaurent 3 года назад
New seven deadly sins just dropped
@e5858
@e5858 3 года назад
Seven trials
@treyebillups8602
@treyebillups8602 2 года назад
it's like a weird PhD program
@tinystalker1821
@tinystalker1821 5 лет назад
Yeah, this is pretty much how my college years went.
@extropiantranshuman
@extropiantranshuman 4 года назад
And now if you're taking classes "even after graduation"
@mattburgess3307
@mattburgess3307 5 лет назад
But how are we supposed to maintain the class object if we aren't allowed to observe ittttt
@CesarTheKingVA
@CesarTheKingVA 5 лет назад
Carefully
@MagisterialVoyager
@MagisterialVoyager 5 лет назад
Ah, the conundrum.
@extropiantranshuman
@extropiantranshuman 4 года назад
You maintain it without observing it. It's written in the syllabus! Like automatic systems or having random people not part of the class do it for you. I mean, the computer gave the framework and flexibility to do what suits one's needs after all.
@XD152awesomeness
@XD152awesomeness 4 года назад
The class object sounds A LOT like The Game. Crap, I lost the game...
@seanhuds229
@seanhuds229 3 года назад
You do it with your bloody eyes closed, thats how. Now stop asking questions and maintain the damn object!
@TheRemixer124
@TheRemixer124 3 года назад
Professor-Director Dr. Lt. Jim Stream's class is CRAZY.
@jeanmichellelaurent
@jeanmichellelaurent 3 года назад
Well his class is more enjoyable than online learning
@StalwartTirith
@StalwartTirith 3 года назад
"Please stand up and request that everyone immediately recognize you as the class material." "Observation of the class object will result in public disciplinary action." UHHHHH
@sandsalamand3763
@sandsalamand3763 3 года назад
Fortunately, the class material ≠ the class object
@Thepopcornator
@Thepopcornator 2 года назад
I love how the instructor throws in at the end that they have the inalienable right to hang out with you. I feel bad for them.
@Kingdom_Of_Dreams
@Kingdom_Of_Dreams Год назад
I mean, the students have to attend classes even after they graduate, so it makes sense for the teacher and students to get to know one another better lol.
@furkanunsal5814
@furkanunsal5814 Год назад
I loved the fact that they all missed the last week's exam but only 7 of them failed since exam children have passed the exam for other students.
@purplelord8531
@purplelord8531 3 года назад
this is a terrifying exaggeration of real aspects of college courses but it's also a starting point for an amazing horror manga
@thewanderingmistnull2451
@thewanderingmistnull2451 2 года назад
Horror is boring. It's way better to have this played completely for comedy.
@ciararene6175
@ciararene6175 5 лет назад
"Laptops are not permitted to think or otherwise engage in meaningful group discussion." But what if someone in the class IS a laptop? And also that was pretty hilarious.
@Ramonerdna
@Ramonerdna 4 года назад
As a graduate student, I gotta say...this sounds just as plausible as a few Course Outline's I've seen.
@gregoryboyek622
@gregoryboyek622 4 года назад
Of course the content is covered only in lecture yet the prof still requires the two books he wrote.
@hiagain1463
@hiagain1463 3 года назад
And reading the assigned reading is considered academic misconduct
@nickhowatson4745
@nickhowatson4745 2 года назад
and the books cost $500 each
@Arcticgreen
@Arcticgreen 5 лет назад
This is a class for AI about how to hack yourself as an AI, with a course description and syllabus as written by an AI. Actually, I'd like to see the results of an AI trying to fulfill the requirements of this crazy class.
@garysimmons3362
@garysimmons3362 5 лет назад
That makes a lot more sense. Also, I agree that this class would also be hard for beginning AIs.
@extropiantranshuman
@extropiantranshuman 4 года назад
Reminds me of my college days with professors having unrealistic expectations and not making sense (yet intense) and expecting me to follow through on it. At least this was humorous, whereas my courses were not.
@TheOneGuy1111
@TheOneGuy1111 3 года назад
"There are rumours about the instructor and the final project. Your continuing challenge is to find out the truth." It sounds like the course is one big mystery game of sorts: Find out what's really going on while being careful to always comply with the absurd rules.
@Tonatsi
@Tonatsi 3 года назад
I love how the AI is surprisingly good at cross referencing multiple things it has said into a coherent syllabus while still having zero clue about the context.
@michaellaporte4951
@michaellaporte4951 3 года назад
This one's not as outwardly outrageous as some of the other AI scripts, but there's so much great nuance and subtext here. I love Jim Stream's ever-growing list of epithets.
@TimothyGrabarczyk
@TimothyGrabarczyk 5 лет назад
We need to make this a course
@victoriaflanders8739
@victoriaflanders8739 4 года назад
This just sounds like the average high level honors class tbh
@briangross5691
@briangross5691 3 года назад
the thing is the fact the you have to shoot for specifically 81 on tests will help you with math cause you have to choose which ones your are going to purposly get wrong.
@tavikq5235
@tavikq5235 3 года назад
The course requirements read like an SCP file xD
@treyebillups8602
@treyebillups8602 2 года назад
I wish R. Solomon W. was still teaching the class. He didn't make us read two of his textbooks, and rumor had it he would convince the student judicial boards to go easy when judging our 7 actions
@infernosgaming8942
@infernosgaming8942 4 года назад
Thank you for accepting me on this course, Proffessor-Director Dr. Luitenant Jim Stream.
@Marlyjade
@Marlyjade 4 года назад
This feels like a nightvale episode
@Sacred_Fox
@Sacred_Fox 3 года назад
"Professor Stream" a student calls out upon seeing the familiar professor. "Actually," he replies, "it's Professor-Director Dr. Lt. Jim Stream, and I would much prefer you call me that when addressing me."
@UnauthorizedRosin
@UnauthorizedRosin 4 года назад
This is what everything sounds like to me all the time.
@extropiantranshuman
@extropiantranshuman 4 года назад
When we get 3hours of sleep the night before if we're lucky
@seanhuds229
@seanhuds229 3 года назад
Professor Director Lieutenant Doctor Jim Stream VC, GC MBE, os one of the greatest and least spoken of heros of our time, God bless you sir and thank ypu for your service.
@Josh-hh2cu
@Josh-hh2cu 3 года назад
This was extremely confusing on auto play and since I was baking, I was kinda like “this might be interesting maybe I’ll stay for a “college education” 😂
@thewizardtk
@thewizardtk 3 года назад
If you don’t get an 81% exactly you fail the class 😂
@justinkidd2499
@justinkidd2499 2 года назад
"Your first exam was last week. 7 of you have already failed." This took me out.
@Tonatsi
@Tonatsi 3 года назад
"I will be seeing you next wednesday at 3:17pm sharp" I was expecting you to say "3:17 AM sharp"
@boathesnake478
@boathesnake478 3 года назад
this sounds like the hardest class i have ever seen
@321blastoff6
@321blastoff6 3 года назад
Ah yes, we all must strive to follow in the footsteps of the wise *Dr. Crunkleton.*
@ringthebellamy
@ringthebellamy 5 лет назад
I laughed so hard I have cough fit.
@kdrapertrucker
@kdrapertrucker 3 года назад
Tough class.
@terrortalks3037
@terrortalks3037 Год назад
The "class object" sounds like it should be Secured. And Contained. And Protected.
@JuanMPalacio
@JuanMPalacio 4 года назад
I love these bot-written things. Some of my professors had some crazy rules just like this one.
@TheLolilol321
@TheLolilol321 5 лет назад
There are tears coming out of my eyes, I can't breathe. So many gems in there, "additional extra credit may be given to students who exhibit a zero tolerance policy towards their overall health."
@analothor
@analothor 4 года назад
So death...
@ispeak7languages415
@ispeak7languages415 4 года назад
and also if you break mymathlab your buying me a new scince lab
@manuelmateo3392
@manuelmateo3392 3 года назад
"An attitude toward public transportation that can be described via mathematical formula" as one of the goals got me good.
@AlphaPizzadog
@AlphaPizzadog 2 года назад
so we're all getting extra credit!!!
@dr.fiction7
@dr.fiction7 2 года назад
Guess I'm getting extra credit then. 😏
@bloopduped
@bloopduped 5 лет назад
I swear this sounds just like a welcome to night vale segment
@barbaro267
@barbaro267 5 лет назад
How much harder is it to shoot for an 81% in the class as a final grade, than 90-100%? It can't be 80% or 82%. 81% is required!
@extropiantranshuman
@extropiantranshuman 4 года назад
Harder than you think
@mareksicinski3726
@mareksicinski3726 4 года назад
i think he means it is has to be at least 81%
@isavenewspapers8890
@isavenewspapers8890 2 года назад
@@mareksicinski3726 Why would something here be so sane
@PapaPolak
@PapaPolak 3 года назад
What a lecture sounds like when I'm tuning it out
@beccaiskenough17
@beccaiskenough17 2 года назад
The mailbox and exam children were the best part
@scratchingthesurface3481
@scratchingthesurface3481 2 года назад
Some of these ideas and requirements are actually brilliant
@michaelmccarthy4892
@michaelmccarthy4892 3 года назад
This is just a scam to make sure his mail doesn't get stolen.
@Sammeep02
@Sammeep02 2 года назад
In the syllabus, it is stated: "Your final grade is required to be 81. If you do not achieve this grade you will fail the course" (Stream 2018, 3:40-3:46). Since the 81 is not followed by a percentage mark, the grade benchmark might refer to a point value, rather than a percent. Therefore, the 81 being 100% of your final grade can signify a score of 81 points out of a possible 81 (81/81), therefore passing the course with both full credit and the requisite grade. Stream goes on to comment that there are extra credit opportunities in the course (Stream 2018, 3:50-4:03); however, there is no indication as to point value per extra credit opportunity, let alone whether it will be enough to reach the 81 point threshold.
@whynot-tomorrow_1945
@whynot-tomorrow_1945 3 года назад
2:27 Anxiety dreams in a nutshell 😂😅
@PhoenixT70
@PhoenixT70 3 года назад
The "class object" line is literally just a Special Containment Procedure.
@MagisterialVoyager
@MagisterialVoyager 4 года назад
This is still one of the funniest things I have ever read/heard in my life.
@scottfrenz
@scottfrenz 2 года назад
Good thing I’m a calculator but bad thing I was one of the seven students that failed the exam I never knew about.
@ciararene6175
@ciararene6175 5 лет назад
"All students must participate in class bowling without exception." Meh... no thanks. I'll just fail the class instead, I don't like bowling. Oh, and I don't have complete sentences and paragraphs. Oh, and I broke your science lab. Do I have to buy a new one? Or can I just watch said mailbox home for more than three hours each day?
@kskabroud
@kskabroud 2 года назад
Funny enough, not the most confusing syllabus I’ve ever read
@MagisterialVoyager
@MagisterialVoyager 2 года назад
Mood. 💀
@PatrickCervantez
@PatrickCervantez 3 года назад
I misheard "class bowling" as "class bullying".
@ComradeCorwin
@ComradeCorwin 4 года назад
This is nearing Franz Kafka levels.
@cheesepuff6120
@cheesepuff6120 3 года назад
It's like something from Welcome to Nightvale
@chewyfishlegs7176
@chewyfishlegs7176 3 года назад
Unironically, if you don't pay attention to the ai syllabus, it just sounds like every other syllabus out there
@hatchmaster_5745
@hatchmaster_5745 3 года назад
1:52 it just becomes an SCP for a bit
@FoldingScreenMonkey
@FoldingScreenMonkey 3 года назад
Legend has it each classes cell phones become the exam children for the next semester
@REAL2222ful
@REAL2222ful 3 года назад
"If you achieve a zero on your first three exams, you will automatically receive a computer file that contains a lecture on how to use a computer. Your final exam will requiere you to conceptualize a computer that can be used on Mondays." This should illustrate why it's so dumb to teach a foreign language *in* the foreign language, rather than in one's native.
@irishboy_pa
@irishboy_pa 2 года назад
When the professor has ten year, and doesn't care anymore.
@bclynch30
@bclynch30 2 года назад
I will follow the exam children. I must know if they live in the mailbox with the instructor
@RobertGuilman
@RobertGuilman 3 года назад
I am required to attend the class even after graduation lol.
@AnonymousBosch3158
@AnonymousBosch3158 3 года назад
Very useful course: "Civic pathway to the questions and challenges of the material that we will strive to become". Yes I need to this questions and challenges and then become the material I want.
@mugge47
@mugge47 4 года назад
Yes finally a syllabus that the professor will actually follow through with
@clayakin9040
@clayakin9040 3 года назад
Love it, your acting was creative but not overdone, some of these videos are ruining the humor of the AI generated scripts with overdone background noise and annoying voice acting. Thank you for sharing!
@CesarTheKingVA
@CesarTheKingVA 3 года назад
Thanks! I tried to deliver it exactly like how I'd imagine a professor would.
@beaupeterson188
@beaupeterson188 2 года назад
I like how extra credit is given to disregarding your health, while part of the grade is maintaining it.
@ihavebecomeonewiththevoid8125
@ihavebecomeonewiththevoid8125 3 года назад
"class exam children"
@hcarnagey6226
@hcarnagey6226 2 года назад
This is what my intro to economics class syllabus feels like, but funnier.
@mrcolablikje
@mrcolablikje 5 лет назад
in the end it became such a wild ride lol
@atticusshadowmore3263
@atticusshadowmore3263 4 года назад
This is just a normal class syllabus
@TheLucario4ever
@TheLucario4ever 3 года назад
I was laughing my ass off about getting a computer file about how to use computers
@otanakugaming3357
@otanakugaming3357 2 года назад
“Your first exam is last week” Bruh
@pschiptunes64
@pschiptunes64 2 года назад
Office hours are complex and very sensitive. Please do not disturb the office hours.
@cursedalien
@cursedalien 3 года назад
Sounds like a syllabus from Night Vale Community College
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