This Tarkov strategy is so evil it might get you banned 

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Bruh I felt so bad for that scav who got on the machine gun, he was so nice 😭

."I'll give my life for you bro, take my stuff" absolutely shakespearian levels of betrayal lol

Last scav was like: "I don't feel so good Mr. Stark" 🤕 and then disappeared lol

Normally I don't feel bad for scavs. But the dude at 7:00 that was just like "I'm gonna die, I've got some stuff you can have." / "I'll push it for you." Damn, feelsbad :(

That scav laid down his life and loot for you as you fucked him into the dirt without him even knowing. I'm saddened and impressed..so many emotions.

1:57 see THIS is the real reason why we need an after raid timer replay system...we need to know if the player scav died 🤣

I showed this to all my friends. we all couldn't stop laughing XD . Such creative videos man. Please don't stop.

Bro USE the GREEN FLare out of the flare gun itl make all AI scavs and bosses in your area friendly to you. Thus making it to where you can litearlly run through the area with the scavs and not get shot by the AI ones.

I felt so sad for the good guy giving you his loot and dying :(

The only thing i hate about this video is not to leg them and run, it is more painful for a scav to limp while poisoned, overall, nice vid

Analysing that 3rd scav clip at start where you shot first but he still killed you. Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because AbneyDude was already dead.

One of the funniest tarkov videos I’ve seen in a while along with your leg shooting video. Definately earned a sub and like. Keep up the great content!

That was awesome man! Super relatable too. Haven't played a ton of street but Ive died to player scav groups of like 3-4 and have thought about ushanka flapping my way into raid.

This is Gold, These last two tarkov videos have hit such a perfect niche of funny tarkov that I've loved every moment. Keep it up you earned a sub my dood

Started doing this same thing on Streets a couple weeks into the wipe, it’s kinda nutty how effective it is since there’s so many Pscavs… a couple things that helps complete the look is don’t wear any green gear/cosmetics; I like the PRESS armor and basic black 20 slot day pack, along with those cartoon hockey masks. Never been shot at once by a Pscav, always easy head taps as they stand there hesitating staring you down or returning to loot

after watching your last video and now this one, im starting to think you may have a vendetta against player scavs.

I love how everyone feels like a victim in tarkov, to the point where they make a video where they act like the scav they were crying about.

After you poisoned them you should have tried and use the antidote as leverage

This is something Ive always wanted to do but never thought of pretending to be a scav since my plan involves hit and run on PMCs which is basically impossible then trying to follow them until the poison gets them

Our lord and leader general sam has been playing scavs since the karma system. It's beautiful to see other people doing it too.

And now after this video... no one else will ever be safe against scavs

This is the most ratty of tactics I've ever seen, I will now use this as my main pmc playing style

5:02 absolutely genius doing it while he’s shootin the mg so he can’t even hear the melee sound🤣 he def thought he just got shot

i had never laughed to a EFT video like this i love it bro, plz do more and it's so creative as well, most people say that it's just shoting, looting, escaping and stuffs like that, but this, this is beautiful, you are playing a different game bro

The sheer irony at 2:00 this man poisoned the CEO of USEC's on his scav run, as a USEC PMC cosplaying a scav using a cultist knife. Immaculate.

My dude you have me cracking up that's sooo dirty but funny af!! THAT SCAV CRIED. I have never seen this type of Die style from a scav cry like that. Wtf that was almost horrifying.

Cruel and funny at the same time, spit all my coffee over the table of laughter, keep up the good content

I suggested a streamer do this and he told me not to back seat game lmfao glad you got the idea too abney ggs!

Lol me and my buddy have been doing this on factory and its pretty funny how often player scavs will assume you're a friendly

That strat is diabolical, like extract camping but you're following them all the way through the raid

Also to make this job easier, you can double tap v by default to slash your knife but not get it out

7:00 its awesome how scavs are so nice to eachother

haha love the editing and glad i was there live to see some of the shenanigans PS your a cutie

the sadist of tarkov.

Been doing this since day 2 of wipe when I got the white jacket and jeans. Minus the cultist knife. Now, I wear a Jason mask, hide in Reserve and stab 2 people before dying, knowing my legacy lives in their veins

you've single handedly made me fall in love with tarkov again. thank you

I hope you feel bad......and thanks for the amazing vid, had me in stitches!

omg i never thought of switching diguises, brilliant!

When the knife first came out, I used to hide in the parking garage of interchange and run out and stab people as they walked by. It was so dark down there I usually managed to get away and hide again haha.

It’s middle of the night and im laughing my ass cheeks off 💀 Also, good one with that hidden text “have you subscribed?”, yea dude subscription on it’s way

You know the moment after that Guy on the machine gun with the prokill thingy ... i'd stop, if it was me i would indeed stop right away And sweating indeed to xD

I've never thought of doing this and tricking scavs as a PMC. I have however, tricked other PMC's into befriending me, and then I'd stab them. Most likely they didnt have augmentin or antidote lmao

13:38 no. Dude, some guy in a cowboy hat came up and swiped my ass! 😂😂😭

Reminds me of Sam’s video, being a sneaky little PMC with player scavs is so dirty but it just makes sense

7:10 should have "there goes my hero" playing in the background as he runs away and dies lmao

7:24 "I'm dizzy" killed me lmao

I would try using a soundboard with scav lines and doing them through the voice chat so it's more convincing.

the best part is, machine gun scav thinks the pmc across the street poisoned him... one day he will realize you were the assailant the WHOLE time 💀

Second time RU-vid recommends me one of your videos, keep it up!

You got you a sub. Been out of Tarkov for a bit, but this? Genius.

The death at 9:00 in... omg! LULULULLL @ the death sound!

The best part about that scav on the gunner is you know when he died he viewed your profile and saw your loud out and he gave you his loot in an honorable fashion to top it off!!

That last one killledd me 😭🤣🤣🤣

One of the best videos ive seen on EFT, Constantly laughing at your little digs at the scavs xD ''im new to this map so im just looking around'' '' Not for long tehehehe'' xD

I did this to a friend and he threatened to kill me but I had the antidote in my secure container. It was too hilarious.

I've done this on BEAR by wearing the BEAR Grizzly Top and BEAR SRVV Bottoms. If you wear the Kirasa armor and a Michael Myers mask, player scavs literally ignore you

Oh Shit i'm dy.... Great stuff man. You deserve way more subs.

4:02 that is some good editing, it was a little shaky but i thought it was written in the damn wall good job you're getting my sub.

General Sam has done the same exact thing awhile ago it’s definitely a sneaky strategy lol

0:38 the person who can remain seated after that death needs to be like the person to meet the aliens or suttin

“Happy” and “in raid” aren’t words I hear together often.

My dude, you've reached the new level of trolling

That poor friendly scav, dropped his stuff and even willing to sacrifice push for you 😢

general sam would be gigling

Damn what a play😂 i just yesterday watched thay blue coat and thinked it looks like a scav gear, seemed to work perfectly 😁

“Oh wait I’m dyin-“ his last words will not be forgotten

This was so f ing funny man :D Especially the guy shooting in the gl lmao

I was laughing so hard on last one.

this video earned a sub for sure, great one.

Earned a new sub with this one😂😂

Missed opportunity to make them beg for the antidote

Dressing as a scav before voip was a thing was elite, one wiggle was all it took to be trusted.

you gaslit that last guy so hard he ceased to exist

Bro...have to make more of these videos. That is hilarious. Well done my fellow ratman

This is probably the best thing I've seen anyone do on Tarkov lol

Extra points if you have a soundboard and play scav coms. I love doing it

Your death at 3:58 was accompanied by you saying "there's a player right in front of me" but after I slowed it down and watched it back I noticed there wasn't a player in front of you. The flashes you were seeing as you fell were rounds passing through you and hitting the shipping container. I knew with the timing of him behind you and you making that straight instead of cutting right that he had caught up and took aim from behind you and lasered the shots

"Oh wait i'm dyi.." Best last words ever 🤣

So good! Such contagious laughter!

"First and last brudda." Had me dying bro

Dude this is Amazing!!))

You can take this a step further and grab a normal account that's not EOD and name yourself with one of the scav names, then when they die they'll think it was a bad player scav.

i really enjoyed this video XDD, keep the great content

Dude, this was HILARIOUS!!

That last guy got sent to the shadow realm 😂

Imagine last thing you see in your life is the PMC+friendly SCAV extract not working for you for some reason :D

You need to use fast attack then you don't have to even take out your knife. It stabs then takes your gun right back out.

Dude at 3:24 i instinctively facepalmed as you missed that slice.

That last guy did a Peter Parker and hot snapped

this is by far my favorite video ever

that was played out so beautiful, the one at the machine gun by the road :D

13:46 "oh shit im dyi-" i have never laughed so hard in my fucking life brooo 💀💀💀

It’s rather easy to blend in it you just act natural. Loot like a scav would, don’t get cautious, use VOIP and affirm yourself, or just walk behind a player scav and they’ll usually just chillax around you. Looted an airdrop with a gang of player scavs using a BEAR outfit and cosmetics I whipped up the other night.

if tarkov cant ban their hackers, they cant ban you

That last one cracked me up haha

Hahahaha Abney pls do another one of these bruddah, but bring an antidote for the nice scavs who deserve salvation

*stabs someone *Runs in a straight line Oh how did he die lmao

Problem I have had is: Scav players lately seem to ALWAYS know who the hell I am and will fire, but I honestly cannot tell who is a scav and who is a pmc at a distance

Nikkita takes notes for a future DLC watching this. Possible scav karma side line, become a cultist.