This video is proof that I have the worst luck in UNO 

UNO: the destroyer of friendships, the killer of happiness, the world´s fear.

"Even if my content is sadistic." You got that right.

bruh i suck at uno its insane

19:11 I forgot Anthony was even there lmao

anthony’s sudden “hail satan” made me laugh harder than I’d care to admit

nothing will be as unlucky as john’s +20 and constant +4s edit: nvm 6 minutes in and you’re getting rawed 😭 rest in peace

i love how anthony didn’t even play with them but was still tagged in the description

26:13 John literally went fast forward mode😂😂

"UNO is 50 years old?" "Always has been"

"Now sound like anthony" - IMMEDIATELY DOES IT HOLY SHIT DAS GOOD SHIT

John’s fake mad at smii7y almost feels real at this point lmao

I really hope Jiggly uploads his perspective with a facecam

I’m noticing a distinct lack of power washing. You’ve changed, smitty

Smitty’s longest lose streak with the coin toss was 5 tosses in a row. 1/2 to the power of 5 is 1/32. Smitty had a 1/32 chance of losing all 5 tosses, and he did just that.

Just randomly hearing Anthony throughout this whole video really made it for me

I feel so bad for this man....his luck is atrocious

Me and my friends did an experiment and found out that if the player of the 50 Card chooses themselves and someone else it is either impossible or near impossible for the person who played the card to receive the plus 4.

Smitty: I have the worst UNO luck ever Also Smitty winning 6 coinflips in a row

I like to imagine that SMii7Y actually plays the slide flute every time he picks up a card.

1:09 Kermit getting choked out in a super market aisle has made me satisfied.

I saw byzes version already but I’m still going to watch this entire video

This was so brutal LOL

Honestly this whole time I thought the milkbag was a pillow

Uno has to be one of the only games that allow friends to have fun and absolutely want the others to die at the same time

Was just needing a video, HERE IT IS BOYS

I love Anthony being in here just talking ever so often

God I love Anthony for being there and doing this cause honestly who else would stay not to play.

18:08 Why isn't there a perfectly cut SMii7Y moments compilation?

Fun fact day 66: The quietest room in the world in Minnesota is measured in negative decibels - so quiet that you can hear your own heartbeat and your bones moving.

29:13 is still my favorite moment even after rewatching from byzes video

The random "hail satan" from Anthony caught me off guard lmao

Alternate title: “SMii7Y getting bullied for 35 minutes”

Today I found out that 29th May is officially “Put a Pillow in Your Fridge Day” mark it next year!

That Kermit segment made me wheeze so hard I feel like I lost a lung in the process

I like that at 17:48 smii7y just bangs on his table when he gets the uno side and he wins

25:45 I have never laughed so hard to these uno videos I actually was on the verge of choking

"Worst luck in uno" Proceeds to misplay every chance he gets.

Kryoz not jumping in in that +9 to win was such a power move

First half of the video: protagonist weakest character Last half: the tables turn and the protagonist recognizes his true potential End of video: wins the fight against the main antagonist

John was speaking so fast I thought he was making a rap mixtape.

The coin just rotates between giving the win to the person with more/less cards. Between the two players Smii7y almost always just got unlucky on the rotation (i.e. he had less cards when the rotation was going to automatically give the win to the person with more cards).

Bro be like Internet explore with those callouts💀

The chance of losing Heads & Tails five times in a row is 1.5625% thats crazy.

Smii7y is like a skateboard, he's always on the grind.

The multi-stage fitness test (MSFT), also known as the beep test,[1] bleep test,[1] PACER (Progressive Aerobic Cardiovascular Endurance Run), PACER test, FitnessGram PACER test, or the 20 m Shuttle Run Test (20 m SRT), is a running test used to estimate an athlete's aerobic capacity (VO2 max). The test requires participants to run 20 meters back and forth across a marked track keeping time with beeps. Every minute or so, the next level commences: the time between beeps gets shorter; participants must run faster. If a participant fails to reach the relevant marker in time, they are cautioned. A second caution ends the test for that runner. The number of shuttles completed successfully is recorded as the score of that runner. The score is recorded in Level.Shuttles format (e.g. 9.5). The test is used by sporting organizations around the world along with schools, the military, and others interested in gauging cardiovascular endurance, an important component of overall physical fitness.[2] The multi-stage fitness test is also part of most health-related fitness test batteries for children and adolescents, such as Eurofit,[3] Alpha-fit,[4] FitnessGram[5][6] and ASSOFTB.[7] The multi-stage fitness test was first described by Luc Léger[8] with the original 1-minute protocol, which starts at a speed of 8.5 km/h, and increases by 0.5 km/h each minute. Other variations of the test have also been developed, where the protocol starts at a speed of 8.0 km/h and with either 1 or 2-minute stages, but the original protocol is nevertheless recommended.[9] The test appears to encourage maximal effort by children. Additionally, the test's prediction of aerobic capacity is valid for most individuals, including those who are overweight or obese.[10]

18:18 POV Taste of Unlucky

How fast can friendships fall apart Uno edition

I’m gonna predict a quote for this video before watching it: *“What bullshit bro, what’a bunch of doodoo!”* I’ll be back in a little bit to see if I guessed correctly. Edit 1: 20:35 was a little close, but no dice so far Edit 2: Damb.

POV: Smitty is about to smash your face in with a giant coin.

Smii7y’s UNO videos are hilarious, but I still say the Ninja “GIVE ME A GREEN CARD” moment is the best

When i saw byzes video i thought anthony's voice was just on a sound board

You are one of the few channels im subscribed to that can actually make me laugh, thanks for making content and always making my day better

Uno: the destroys that can end friendships, and instils fear into anyone that stands in their way.

Can't wait for the video where he just actually starts crying

I love how Kryoz just started insulting SMii7Y talking at like god rapping speeds.

25:42 SMI7Y tries to hide the fact he failed a coin flip

Me: *proceeds to take a sip of water* Anthony: “hail satan Me: *proceeds to choke on thy water*

You don't have bad luck, this is just the "Bully Smitty Simulator"

Smitty fr be like: "Double it and give it to the next person"

oh man, this is just what i needed after a long day. cant wait!

I'm sooooooo glad I found this channel, now i can die from laughter🤣🤣

bruh the fact the one time smity isnt uno john gets it lmao

16:21 ah yes, the fox and the grapes

Good news Smii7y, your bad luck video made me lucky. I called that it was gonna rain like 2 seconds before it started, while watching your video and I love rain

"it's bullshit" no smitty, it's hilarious

the anthony commentary really rocked this video

I was just thinking on how much I missed smii7y and kryoz playing together and then this drops with them together A blessing 😭💯

I already saw this from Byze’s perspective, but I still had to watch.

His personality and his little character at the beginning of the video look like complete opposites. It's fucking perfect

Bro, I just love their laughs. It cracks me up. I wish I could laugh like that

The win rate for SMII7Y was 9 wins and 9 loses

How it feels to chew +4’s 😂

HERE WE GO AGANE!!! UNO BB!

POV: Feels like highschool all over again

Smii7y, my man, you don't know what bad luck is, you have no idea.

Bro he even tagged Anthony in the description, it reminds me of that one golf vid where it said Scott on one sign and he still tagged Scotty

I feel like smii7y has just been getting all the bad luck in games recently

Less than a minute in and he already kermitted murder. This is the content I’m here for.

eli was the best wingman there at the end, also respect to john for not jumping in on smii7y's card and winning

I wanna know, how low can you be to dislike Smii7y videos for a living.

“There is no aura that is threatening here” The cards: 3016 This needs to be remembered for another one of Smii7y’s predictions 27:03

the chance of him losing that many times in a row is literally 0.1% lol

John turned into Eminem for a second

The Kermit scene at the beginning was cracking me up😂

WE NEED MORE POWER WASH SIMULATOR!

I love that "Anthony" guy 😂, he's just there vibin

smii7y's gambler arc begins...

Kept track of the odds of all the coin flips, and they all boil down to around... 18.55 %. Smii7y certainly has kinda rough luck.

"He was lost but now he is found" lol Such an out of the blue line, I love it.

Micky Marge is one of the most cursed images in my head at the moment.

Lets be honest we aren't watching the videos for entertainment we are just watching them to see which ones does he actually win once in.

Uno is definitely that game where you start to question your life choices and your friends loyalty through every round

SMii7Y: *says he has the worst luck in uno* Me: Are you challenging me?

These edits are so bloody cute, and amazing. I know I’m late to the party on these edits n everything, but I’m new to Smii7ys channel. And now, I’m happy I’m finally watching these.

I like how every 50 card played smii7y was one of the ones chosen everytime pretty much 🤣🤣

God I wish I could do what you do, all tho I am not very funny and socially awkward. Never know what to say but God damn every time I watch one of your videos it gives me such inspiration to make my own content and be able to have such an awesome group of people to make content with. You and kryoz produce pure platinum when you come together

32:54 "Hey Smii7y, ya got one'a these yet?" -Byze, probably

Milkbag: im tryna not have a bad day Bad day: imma tryna have you

You always gotta celebrate when SMii7Y finally gets an UNO win; especially at the end of the video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fun fact: Smitty finished the video with a 47.06% win rate on the coin flips (8/17) after starting with a 11.11% win rate going 1/9, the power of editing out your losses