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THOMAS and the MAGIC RAILROAD (Kitsch Critiques) 

Jeffrey Kitsch
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Of all the words I could pick to best describe this mess of a movie, I choo-choo-choose: WTF?!?
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@essay383
@essay383 7 лет назад
The clip with Bertie you can see his driver, the only other person on the whole island
@deetee2011
@deetee2011 4 года назад
They should make Bertie's driver sir toping hat
@ps7372
@ps7372 4 года назад
Because Thanos spared him.
@CrypticClay
@CrypticClay 4 года назад
Ehh he’s in one of those your the last person on earth
@albion.hlafweard
@albion.hlafweard 7 лет назад
I BLAME THE BLOODY TEST AUDIENCE
@therailwayseriesthomas3684
@therailwayseriesthomas3684 7 лет назад
Hart-bury and Creighton Railway Company me to
@mrcritical6751
@mrcritical6751 5 лет назад
Well apparently it was the mother’s who though PT Boomer was too scary
@rmannayr2129
@rmannayr2129 5 лет назад
I BLAME THE MOMS THAT THOUGHT THIS WAS TOO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Mono-Alcreamie
@Mono-Alcreamie 5 лет назад
Dammit the thousands of Karens you made this abomination. *ARE YOU HAPPY?!*
@noahmoore9886
@noahmoore9886 4 года назад
I agr
@YorkStudiosII
@YorkStudiosII 7 лет назад
Brilliant review! Seeing a review which actually mentions the the Director's Cut and test audience, as well as its effects, is a general shocker. Really accurate info, and good bits and bobs from the show. A definite surprise was the TUGS theme.
@jackhamilton9604
@jackhamilton9604 6 лет назад
TheHymekBear www.change.org/p/restore-and-release-the-director-s-cut-of-thomas-and-the-magic-railroad?recruiter=197409621&
@tre-engines
@tre-engines 2 года назад
I agree!
@TotoDG
@TotoDG 7 лет назад
"Presumably taking Edward, Duck, Donald, Douglas, Oliver, Mavis and all of the human inhabitants of Sodor with him." Also Diesel, Bill, Ben, The Skarloey Railway Engines, The Arlesdale Railway Engines, The Culdee Fell Engines and the bridge linking Sodor to the Mainland.
@karabiner002
@karabiner002 7 лет назад
and BoCo and Stepney and Wilbert...
@dukethelostengine9592
@dukethelostengine9592 6 лет назад
16, derek, flying SCOTSMAN!!!
@krthecarguy5150
@krthecarguy5150 5 лет назад
he must have the biggest backpack of the world also: of course he'd take Duck, he's just another fanboy
@moniceg22
@moniceg22 5 лет назад
Good one.
@DVDFanatic_The
@DVDFanatic_The 5 лет назад
Don't forget D261
@gothnerd887
@gothnerd887 6 лет назад
30:59 I have a theory that this movie is just a bedtime story that Edward tells Percy, Billy or another young engine, that would explain why most of the other engines are missing and why the humans don't act human.
@OfficialNinjataku
@OfficialNinjataku 4 года назад
Sir, your review was far better, funnier and more detailed than Nostalgia Critic's review. That and it cured my depression
@SrMechaGojira93
@SrMechaGojira93 10 месяцев назад
*Any* review of this film is better than Nostalgia Critic’s!!!
@supermariof0521
@supermariof0521 Месяц назад
​@@SrMechaGojira93 Honestly the issue with Doug's review was how he did ZERO research on the IP before reviewing the film.
@TheClaudHamilton
@TheClaudHamilton 6 лет назад
I'm definitely with you there, Jeffrey. As far as I'm concerned, best Thomas movie is either The Adventure Begins or Sodor's Legend of the Lost Treasure - one for all its throwbacks and the fact that it's a retelling of the first two books, and the other for being a true epic by Thomas standards.
@DVDandFilmBloke
@DVDandFilmBloke 6 лет назад
I personally think all the actors and film makers where smoking Henry's special coal during the production
@DVDandFilmBloke
@DVDandFilmBloke 6 лет назад
Also, Sparkle, Sparkle, Sparkle! FUCK YA SPARKLE, SPARKLE!!!!
@bigbigarchive
@bigbigarchive 3 года назад
Plot Twist:Thomas and the Magic Railroad was a fever dream Thomas had one day when he was ill
@Brooks_Z
@Brooks_Z Год назад
Yes @thebigbigarchive
@supermariof0521
@supermariof0521 7 лет назад
Honestly the biggest mistake this movie made was that they decided to make the movie based on "Shining Time Station".
@mrdoctorgilmore
@mrdoctorgilmore 7 лет назад
Who would have thought making a movie shown around the world about something only seen in the US would be a dumb idea, especially given that most of the people who went to see this wanted to see a thomas the tank engine movie
@supermariof0521
@supermariof0521 7 лет назад
Honestly this movie is so terrible, it makes the Sharron Miller era look professional. At least the Sharron Miller era is laughably terrible whereas this movie simply hurts to watch.
@buzzytrombone4353
@buzzytrombone4353 5 лет назад
@@supermariof0521 Even if the movie went with the original script and had no executives fucking it up altogether. Then it would've gone from an 11% on Rotten Tomatoes to a 32%. Still being bad, but at least making some bit of sense.
@supermariof0521
@supermariof0521 5 лет назад
@@buzzytrombone4353 Mainly because the concept of magic buffers and Sodor being reestablished as another dimension, just doesn't feel right.
@percyalexander820
@percyalexander820 4 года назад
Fire Dust How?
@MsCreepyChan
@MsCreepyChan 7 лет назад
The reason the characters faces didn't move back in the 80's was partially due to practicality, but mainly it was because Britt wanted the stories to take on the form of a story-book. Nothing moves in a book, which is also why they had a single narrator doing the voices, to simulate a parent reading their child a bed-time story. The problem with this was that Britt wanted to make an episode of Thomas The Tank Engine, but with a bigger budget, but the executives wanted her to make a big-budget remake of Shining Time Station
@papershadow
@papershadow 7 лет назад
I feel like a "huge budget episode" idea for the production isn't a doomed concept, but it's mostly jarring when they put them next to human actors, as that's when they visibly clash even if you don't think something is "off" about the still mouths on their own.
@andiii8722
@andiii8722 6 лет назад
the good thing on the german version is that James has a male voice
@ethanrocket430
@ethanrocket430 5 месяцев назад
And that Bertie was voiced by the same guy as dale from king of the hill
@cathalkelly482
@cathalkelly482 7 лет назад
I loved this film when I was smaller! But Diesel 10 scared the shit out of me!!😂
@Rusty160
@Rusty160 7 лет назад
Cathal Kelly lol 😂
@Rusty160
@Rusty160 7 лет назад
Would have scared the shit out of me too
@mrdoctorgilmore
@mrdoctorgilmore 7 лет назад
Oh no, we need to cut him out now
@blackphoenix9000
@blackphoenix9000 7 лет назад
Randomness Does he still scare you in the CGI Thomas the Tank Engine? Because he's back. In fact, he was one of the main characters in the special: "Day of the Diesels."
@Cerebro1983uk
@Cerebro1983uk 6 лет назад
Diesel 10 wasn't scary and I've been watching Thomas since I was younger in the 80s when it started before Sharon miller f##ked with it in the 2000s.
@royalproductions8704
@royalproductions8704 7 лет назад
i think they should had adaptaded "Thomas and the Evil Diesel"
@supermariof0521
@supermariof0521 4 года назад
@Waylon Smithers Except magic was never an aspect of "The Railway Series/Thomas & Friends". Aside from the sentient trains, the Island of Sodor was fairly down to earth. Not to mention having Sodor be reestablished as another dimension rather the North Western Railway in Northern England is why this movie makes the bouncing from "Journey Beyond Sodor" look tame by comparison when regards to how unrealistic things have gotten throughout "Thomas & Friends". Like why couldn't Muffle Mountain instead be located somewhere on the mainland? What if instead Lady was already sentient and much like Henry, needed Welsh coal to be able to get up and running again? There are so many things that could've made this premise feel arguably more in line with "Thomas & Friends", then the elusive Director's Cut. Because when I think of "Thomas the Tank Engine", I don't think of what could pretty much be the same premise as the "Super Mario Bros." movie. (which was also terrible). That being that two worlds are connected by some magic artifact and some @$$hole wants to destroy it, not realizing the consequences. Not to mention, why did Britt Alcroft think that adding in "Shining Time Station" was a good idea? I know it was kinda popular in the US, but in reality, once the first batch of VHS tapes for "Thomas & Friends" hit retail in the early 90's, everyone just sorta forgot about "Shining Time Station", and US audiences knew Thomas the same way UK audiences recognized him, while "Shining Time Station" was about as relevant as the Wii U.
@jamesthereallyusefulredeng4162
I Wanted Diesel 10 To be Voiced By James Earl Jones
@ANDCFC95
@ANDCFC95 2 года назад
I wanted him to be voiced by Tim Curry
@gameoholic1994
@gameoholic1994 7 лет назад
4:55 "PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!" "MAKE IT DOUBLE!" No. XD
@GraveyBones
@GraveyBones 7 лет назад
one character in Thomas and friends that is worth a character chronicle is S.C ruffey.
@deetee2011
@deetee2011 4 года назад
And pretty much all of the charters with one episode
@frankforttheorangee2produc110
@frankforttheorangee2produc110 2 года назад
One thing I realized was Neil crone the voice of many characters in this movie reprised his role as Gordon in all engines go. Which honestly despite the reboot being terrible sounds pretty interesting.
@patwatts5911
@patwatts5911 6 лет назад
“Mr Fondue, I think your granddaughter is cheating on me with an extreme dwarf who snorts gold dust outside his insanely flat house!” “Well, fuck....that news just took my misery meter from 83% to 87%” Just brilliant😂
@strittar
@strittar 7 лет назад
It sucks to see how test audiences and corporates fuck over britt that bad. At least the show is getting better in it's new hands
@Thomasmemoryscentral
@Thomasmemoryscentral 7 лет назад
Given how the show had least had some decent to good episodes up to Season 7 before the downfall in S8 To S16 and then a rebound to good in S17, the new hands did do justice but we had to wait 10 Seasons for it
@strittar
@strittar 7 лет назад
Yea... 10 painful seasons
@kylethedalek
@kylethedalek 7 лет назад
the unknown youtuber how ? Are they getting rid of CGI?
@user-yo2lt8ch7v
@user-yo2lt8ch7v 7 лет назад
kylethedalek nah, but the CG has improved vastly and the episodes are far better written
@ShortPuff
@ShortPuff 7 лет назад
kylethedalek uh no?.. the show is great now
@SSudric
@SSudric 7 лет назад
Don't worry i used to be afraid of diesel 10.LIKE I CRIED WHEN EVER I SEEN HIM OR HEARD HIM.
@mrterryldardar5024
@mrterryldardar5024 4 года назад
I know right!I was scared too!
@resurrectedbard
@resurrectedbard 4 года назад
@Bart Simpson Agreed. That was awful...
@jerickol.1773
@jerickol.1773 6 лет назад
Jeffrey Kitsch,sir the human population in the movie is one, because Bertie the bus has his driver with him.
@TheKilroyman
@TheKilroyman 5 лет назад
Unfortunately I was one of those who was introduced to Thomas by this movie. I did eventually get to watch the Classic Series but the movie made me confused as to what was going on but I eventually caught on to the stories. I found the show to be 1000 times better than the movie.
@spinballpac-man
@spinballpac-man Год назад
Wow! Interesting. So what was the first episode you saw of the classic series?
@TylerRakstis
@TylerRakstis 7 лет назад
I can see why Unlucky Tug, another Thomas fan doesn't like this film. Though I'll take this over that godawful Nostalgia Critic review.
@Zacman1123
@Zacman1123 5 лет назад
We don't talk about that "review".
@flibbityfloo1779
@flibbityfloo1779 5 лет назад
Tyler Rakstis Americans don’t really understand Thomas.
@Michael-ny6tg
@Michael-ny6tg 5 лет назад
@Spike Skeleton let him have a opinion idiot. Also season 6 Is good (6 6) (6
@Jacob-rf7ci
@Jacob-rf7ci 5 лет назад
SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKKE
@supermariof0521
@supermariof0521 4 года назад
I'll admit as much as I love "Nostalgia Critic", his review of TATMR was very unprofessional as he didn't bother to do his research. Thankfully he amended this error when he reviewed "Stuart Little". So if Doug ever plans to revisit TATMR, hopefully he will have done proper research and give us a more well thought out review.
@StupidMarioBros1Fan
@StupidMarioBros1Fan 7 лет назад
I actually loved this film as a kid. Because it was Thomas the Tank Engine. Only reason I can think of because wow this film did a lot of things wrong. Personally I was fine with the lack of mouth movement, and still am because it's just like the original show. However I do understand why others like yourself did not. Also I finally understand what the hell Shining Town was! Never heard of the show so I always found it weird how there was a random town in the movie and why Mr Conductor could teleport with a whistle....like a Warp Whistle from Super Mario Bros 3....surprised I never made that connection as a child. Anyways, looking back on this movie, it really was terrible and it's not like the Star Wars Prequels where there are some good moments as well as lightsabers to be entertaining. This has nothing besides memories of watching it as a kid. :P
@jedigames4634
@jedigames4634 7 лет назад
Same.
@zacharylunsford2
@zacharylunsford2 6 лет назад
StupidMarioBros1Fan same
@DelRio1991
@DelRio1991 6 лет назад
this movie was designed specifically for small kids thanks to the test audience so it makes sense.
@a.jlewissonicski5278
@a.jlewissonicski5278 6 лет назад
It’s an Vincent Van goul
@DevyBoi
@DevyBoi 6 лет назад
Me to I love it
@musicjax
@musicjax 7 лет назад
What is the "Henry wanted to kill himself" video called?
@JeffreyKitsch
@JeffreyKitsch 7 лет назад
I'm Not Much Use and Quite Out of Date
@musicjax
@musicjax 7 лет назад
Thanks
@BaboDex
@BaboDex 3 года назад
@@musicjax A YTP by Likety
@ANewEra05
@ANewEra05 7 лет назад
Welcome to sodor. An island with 0 people and a model train layout. But bigger!
@Kenny-Nappe
@Kenny-Nappe 6 лет назад
This film was so fun to watch as a kid I used to watch it everyday after school. Now as a 15 year old and rewatching it I see how bad it is. It doesn’t look like the show, and the human characters are so badly written. Even though it’s a bad film I still watch it sometimes and sometimes a little tear comes out of my eye because I just miss my childhood so much.
@Metalguy40
@Metalguy40 7 лет назад
I'm a bit indifferent when it comes to having the train's mouth move. If they made their mouths move, then it would look awkward and out of place. It works in the 3d animated series because everything is cgi.
@Lasherluke
@Lasherluke 6 лет назад
THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER LISTEN TO TEST AUDIENCES
@sudrianliam1199
@sudrianliam1199 7 лет назад
Why does the breakdowntrain give you goosebumps?!
@williamwaldrip9987
@williamwaldrip9987 5 лет назад
Sodor Arts Productions Maybe because it moves by itself in Thomas And The Breakdown Train.
@newbienoah9461
@newbienoah9461 3 года назад
@@williamwaldrip9987 Maybe there's someone operating the crane from inside
@Mac14329
@Mac14329 3 года назад
Maybe the muu\sic?
@Silvertone_Spiral
@Silvertone_Spiral 2 года назад
At least Diesel 10 had a pretty good voice. It has that going for it at least.
@iron1349
@iron1349 6 лет назад
also, in my headspace, Jeremy Clarkson shou;l've voiced Gordon
@buzzytrombone4353
@buzzytrombone4353 5 лет назад
And James May should've voiced Henry
@TheMagicRailroadStudios2000
@TheMagicRailroadStudios2000 4 года назад
If Edward was in the movie then Ringo Starr should’ve voiced him
@masterfarr8265
@masterfarr8265 3 года назад
is that Larry Miller?
@MarshedWS
@MarshedWS 7 лет назад
Best Scenes ever: 18:00 19:00 21:23 21:38 23:38 24:08 25:08 29:06 29:13 30:45 34:09
@Keniller_the_Hedgehog
@Keniller_the_Hedgehog 5 лет назад
29:06 scared me more
@patwatts2426
@patwatts2426 5 лет назад
27:25
@rainbowracer9576
@rainbowracer9576 5 лет назад
27:11
@AutZentus
@AutZentus 7 лет назад
I find it weird that sailor moon english voices were part of the movie. How the hell did they make any sense to voice percy and james
@mrdoctorgilmore
@mrdoctorgilmore 7 лет назад
AutZentus apparently it made more sense than having michael angelis who had been voicing them for nearly 10 years at that point
@Mac14329
@Mac14329 6 лет назад
To make them sound more youthful apparently.
@frankforttheorangee2produc110
@frankforttheorangee2produc110 4 года назад
I don't think sailor moon voiced percy but someone else would be a good way
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid 4 года назад
I think it was a Canadian voice team so there ya go.
@steamie98
@steamie98 6 лет назад
Surprisingly the 2014 direct DVD release tale of the brave was in the cinema when I went
@siobhanwain6791
@siobhanwain6791 5 лет назад
I used to love Thomas as a child and I remember my mother would read me and my sister Gordon the blue engine RWS book and then I got a DVD of Thomas. My father used to work as a station master on a railroad train station since 1963 and he showed me lots of steam locomotives as pictures. When he retired I worked at his train station as a station master before I went to London and then I worked in the underground. My younger sister takes over. My dad retired at 54 because of his illness and he recived early pension because of illness. He gave me the money from his earned railway keria. My nannie and grandad would put money in.
@JamesPlaysGames95
@JamesPlaysGames95 7 лет назад
i learnt alot from this review. explains what shinning town is and why everyone is american/canadian in the movie
@supermariof0521
@supermariof0521 6 лет назад
I should also note that the reason the test screening lead to this movies demise was because they had the test screening in the US. If they had had it in the UK, it probably would've had a better chance. Then again because they had no idea of "Shining Time Stations" existence, the UK test audiences would've requested all the STS portions be cut out.
@joshslater2426
@joshslater2426 9 месяцев назад
By far the best review of this film on the internet. I’m nostalgic for Thomas & The Magic Railroad, which may cloud my vision. I know it has flaws and that the cut content like Boomer would’ve massively improved it, but the film brings back so many fond memories (I remember running to my gran’s cupboard and wafting a pack of sugar at Diesel 10 when I was little) that I can’t help but enjoy it.
@JamesPlaysGames95
@JamesPlaysGames95 5 лет назад
Test audience only wanting things localised for them, even though thomas always had that rural British feel
@matthewhedrichjr.5445
@matthewhedrichjr.5445 3 года назад
Well but that still doesn’t excuse them for ruining this film. We must tar and feather them for ruining this film
@Arson_Hole
@Arson_Hole 6 лет назад
25:37 That's an insult to beach balls everywhere and you know it
@jamesthereallyusefulredeng4162
@jamesthereallyusefulredeng4162 4 года назад
Someone Has To Stop Diesel 10 Before Tries To Hunt Down The Lost Engine
@vicsfilms1352
@vicsfilms1352 7 лет назад
when I was 4 , I used to be afraid of the ghost train episode like every time I got a blanket and I put it over my head and I was born in 2004 and I grew up with the season 1 episode , Edward helps out
@HEDGIE11
@HEDGIE11 3 года назад
If they made CGI faces, it would had had been like Season 12....... Badly proportioned faces and pourly visuals for lightning and shadows
@achingforstrength
@achingforstrength 5 дней назад
Honestly thank you for pointing this out 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾
@storiesfromdifferenteras
@storiesfromdifferenteras 7 лет назад
I used to be frightened of the episode "Percy Runs Away " ( much like how you were frightened of the episodes "The Flying Kipper" & "Down The Mine") . George Carlin made Gordon sound aggressive when he was rushing towards Percy . It almost sounded like he was going to kill him ( much like Vinnie trying to do something similar to a diesel I will not mention in TGR ).
@JRS06
@JRS06 Год назад
Absolutely love your in depth reviews. I wish you'd make more. It was my introduction to your channel, and it's jokes and commentary still holds up. Miles better than the Nostalgia Critic review, which doesn't even bother to analyse it and insist the show that Britt Allcrof had to morgage her house to fund as "cheap and tacky". As a kid I kinda liked this movie. I see what's bad about it, but can still offer a few praises.
@gamerdude612
@gamerdude612 7 лет назад
This is why whenever I want to watch Thomas & Friends I stick to the classics S1-S4 cause Baldwin was a horrible MR.Conductor.the earlier years stories were better you could relate to the situations like Edward proving to the other engines even though he was the oldest he was still useful or the engines that were saved from scrap.this movie was bad before you pointed it out I never noticed Edward & Duck weren't there like I said I'll just watch the originals this movie makes my head hurt lol.
@daijindekablaze1492
@daijindekablaze1492 6 лет назад
gamer dude 6:12: First, don't base Alec baldwin off this movie. Second, he had good narration in season five.
@Michael-ny6tg
@Michael-ny6tg 5 лет назад
@Master Farr what about season 7?
@Michael-ny6tg
@Michael-ny6tg 5 лет назад
@Master Farr ehh its The second worst only in front of season 6 so i guess i understand (DONT hunt me For my opinion)
@Michael-ny6tg
@Michael-ny6tg 5 лет назад
@Master Farr its worlds better than bwba i am sad that i wasted my time watching that crap its the worst thomas movie in fact here Is my list 14.Big World Big adventures 13.The Adventure Begins 12.Day of The diesels 11.Thomas and The magic railroad 10.Calling all Engines 9.Misty Island Rescue 8.King Of The Railway 7.The Great discovery 6.Blue Mountain Mystery 5.Hero Of The rails 4.Sodors Legend Of The lost tresure 3.Journey Beyond Sodor 2.The Great Race 1.Tale of The brave
@Michael-ny6tg
@Michael-ny6tg 5 лет назад
@Master Farr ranking all Thomas movies
@frankforttheorangee2produc110
@frankforttheorangee2produc110 4 года назад
When I was younger I thought James was voiced by a kid.
@iron1349
@iron1349 7 лет назад
I think Ant Man was a better Thomas movie
@Cyperstudio
@Cyperstudio 7 лет назад
Ferris Welker ant man Is a intirely different movie than thomas
@brayden6358
@brayden6358 6 лет назад
I agree
@CalCon04
@CalCon04 6 лет назад
*nods*
@zapgamer4415
@zapgamer4415 5 лет назад
FlyingTankEngine Studios it's a joke dude...
@waubadoo
@waubadoo 5 лет назад
FlyingTankEngine Studios r/wooosh
@GeorgeUKCFC
@GeorgeUKCFC 7 лет назад
You'd think Mr Conductor tried to obtain Permit A38 from how he acts.
@dannythehipster5644
@dannythehipster5644 5 лет назад
Have you noticed that Bertie's driver and the portrait of Lady Hatt are the only two models to be seen. It would have been cool to see humans as passengers on Sodor and as workmen, right?
@joshslater2426
@joshslater2426 9 месяцев назад
I wanna know who they would’ve cast as the Fat Controller.
@worthybutter2004
@worthybutter2004 7 месяцев назад
​@@joshslater2426Personally, I think Matt Lucas should play him.
@billa107
@billa107 7 лет назад
Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle.
@tayevon1996edition
@tayevon1996edition 7 лет назад
billa107 fuck yeah sparkle sparkle sparkle
@welshy_fireman8768
@welshy_fireman8768 5 лет назад
The island of soda law continues to SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE !!!
@ANewEra05
@ANewEra05 7 лет назад
To me it's a guilty pleasure. A movie so good it's good.
@joeb9196
@joeb9196 7 лет назад
Nice YTPer references
@aidenandsilkyproductions2763
@aidenandsilkyproductions2763 5 лет назад
Edward was originally in the movie.
@thomasegcouplesandships1956
@thomasegcouplesandships1956 5 лет назад
I know, it was very sad that he was dropped from the film :-(
@aidenandsilkyproductions2763
@aidenandsilkyproductions2763 4 года назад
I know
@Robdeltonie
@Robdeltonie 7 лет назад
Wow!! I enjoyed this more than the Nostalgia Critic's review! Good job!!! (And you get bonus points for at least mentioning PT Boomer!)
@ANewEra05
@ANewEra05 7 лет назад
Thomas and friends in 30 more years: HENRY LIVED ON SODOR FOR 2 DECADES!
@danieldawson-smith2780
@danieldawson-smith2780 7 лет назад
from series 6 onwards it was off the rails. CGI is what caused the franchise to fall down the mine, slither into a ditch, crash with the flying kipper and crashed into fuckin tar wagons
@cathalkelly482
@cathalkelly482 7 лет назад
Daniel Dawson-Smith That's exactly what happened!😀
@danieldawson-smith2780
@danieldawson-smith2780 7 лет назад
i wonder if i should start uploading videos more as a TV & Movie critic. i have got the humour and energy for it
@ShortPuff
@ShortPuff 6 лет назад
Eh have you watch season 18 to 21?..
@danieldawson-smith2780
@danieldawson-smith2780 Год назад
@@ShortPuff i stopped watching after season 7
@dmancluster2631
@dmancluster2631 7 лет назад
I barely paid attention to Mara Wilson's song on the train while watching to be honest.
@frankforttheorangee2produc110
@frankforttheorangee2produc110 4 года назад
Wow mara Wilson was singing how the moon must feel?? Never knew that. Thanks for telling me 😀😀😀😀😀
@gameoholic1994
@gameoholic1994 7 лет назад
For those who think it's creepy for these engines to have no facial movement in "Thomas and the Magic Railroad," I think you all are overlooking something...... Look up "The Wee Sing Train," AND THEN... THEN TALK TO ME ABOUT FACIAL MOVEMENT ON MODEL TRAINS!!! Especially in TATMR. That's why unlike Jeffrey Kitsch's speech at 7:55-9:05, I actually liked how they kept the faces frozen still between shots in the film. I even enjoyed that as a child. That was how I felt it really was something Thomas-related that I was watching. If they upgraded the faces to be animated, I think the film would he even WORSE than it is already; taking away what made the TV series good, like how the 2005 film of "The Dukes of Hazzard" ruined the goodness of the Dukes' TV series, and how "Dragonball Evolution" disregarded the original manga and anime altogether. P.S.: I didn't like the season 12 decision of animating the faces on the models. Moving faces in full CGI? Fine. Real models with no facial movement? Fine. Models with CGI faces? That makes the characters look UGLY!!! Even their close-ups of CGI-faces look so hideous on real models. And like I said, if their faces moved on the models, I'd probably think it would be "The Wee Sing Train" all over again, and I doubt that I would've liked that.
@juannibunniable
@juannibunniable 7 лет назад
love the tugs theme
@ninjaclarkson3723
@ninjaclarkson3723 5 лет назад
Honestly when i was little (aka 4/7), i watched the movie and i was scared of diesel 10. But when i discovered P.T. Boomer,i wasn't scared at all
@angrya4pacific738
@angrya4pacific738 7 лет назад
Finally I thought you would never do it
@chavopatyduckoliverfanstud4149
@chavopatyduckoliverfanstud4149 4 года назад
37:14 like muck from bob the builder in the us dub
@TonsOfTrackmasters
@TonsOfTrackmasters 3 года назад
My favourite TATMR Review on the internet
@FTOEPextras
@FTOEPextras Год назад
Tons!! Nice to meet you mate!:)
@TonsOfTrackmasters
@TonsOfTrackmasters Год назад
​@@FTOEPextras you too lol.
@micawber0245
@micawber0245 7 лет назад
"Rabbish" thanx for that meme, Ringo
@theblueenginestudios5187
@theblueenginestudios5187 5 лет назад
29:13 To Be Continued
@d-railproductions7869
@d-railproductions7869 7 лет назад
To be honest I haven't watched the show since I was 14 ,with THIS movie, there is a chance I never will
@spinballpac-man
@spinballpac-man 6 лет назад
I had no idea that the Britt Alcroft company was based in Southampton! I don't live far from the ruins of that legendary place!!! 😍😍
@Mac14329
@Mac14329 6 лет назад
He's right. If Thomas and the Magic Railroad was written by Sharon Miller, it would have undoubtedly been MUCH worse. Considering the episodes directed by Sharon Miller in the past.
@buzzytrombone4353
@buzzytrombone4353 5 лет назад
To be far, only two of the movies that Millar had directed in the series were bad while the other two were at best passable.
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid 7 лет назад
“Mister Conductor is gonna kill me and then he’s gonna kill you and then he’s gonna fold us up in a pizza and eat us!” Oh wait, wrong Alec Baldwin project. And I cried when I heard the TUGS theme. Holy shit, great add in there! Wonderful!
@HoleFlat
@HoleFlat 7 лет назад
Mutt sending Lily to Shining Time has to do with P.T. Boomer, so it is a pothole without him being in the movie
@boogie110bear
@boogie110bear 4 года назад
“No time for that shit, time for the happiest place on earth” Holy shit, that fucking got me
@lbscsproductions
@lbscsproductions 6 лет назад
20:32 by far the best part of the review
@ryan-tq9jb
@ryan-tq9jb 7 лет назад
You have an entire rant on James' voice being female but only slightly nod that so is Percy's.
@user-yo2lt8ch7v
@user-yo2lt8ch7v 7 лет назад
Wooden Railway Remakes And Reviews because Percy makes slightly more sense
@ryan-tq9jb
@ryan-tq9jb 7 лет назад
Yes, the gay Percy everyone hates.
@user-yo2lt8ch7v
@user-yo2lt8ch7v 7 лет назад
Wooden Railway Remakes And Reviews maybe, but if any of the main cast HAD to be voiced by a woman, Percy would probably be the most logical one I mean fair enough, James had a higher voice in the seasons prior (atleast in Angelis' narration) but they could have cast someone who sounded more similar to how Henry and Gordon did in the movie, or maybe kept his actor and just pitch shift it a bit
@frankforttheorangee2produc110
@frankforttheorangee2produc110 4 года назад
I thought he was voiced by a kid or by the early years Terra Strong, but thanks to the actress who voiced James.
@Chris-hg4ci
@Chris-hg4ci 6 лет назад
This was my favourite film as a child but i understand your points i just loved it as it was Thomas
@BrotherJosephus
@BrotherJosephus 6 лет назад
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the juggler at Shining Time played by Red Letter Media's Mike Stoklassa?
@thenewjerseyrailfan9460
@thenewjerseyrailfan9460 7 лет назад
Who knew lady could produce pencil shavings! Free wood!
@iron1349
@iron1349 6 лет назад
I think if it was filmed with real locomotives, Duck would've probably had a role, given how easy it is to find a 57xx pannier rattling around on a preserved line.
@simtonporestudio4427
@simtonporestudio4427 4 года назад
Buddy, TATMR director's cut in the blu ray was released and someone upload on youtube. There are some documentaries, interview, unseen footage, behind the scene and deleted storylines, you better check it out.
@JeffreyKitsch
@JeffreyKitsch 4 года назад
Nope.
@simtonporestudio4427
@simtonporestudio4427 4 года назад
Oh.......okay, maybe that I kinda talk too much, if it is.
@Ethan52108
@Ethan52108 3 года назад
@@simtonporestudio4427 No, he just isn't interested.
@milkvanman104
@milkvanman104 7 лет назад
Thank you for mentioning the back story of Thomas, now people actually know that Thomas is childish...thank you lord! Also, beautiful video review!
@Lasherluke
@Lasherluke 4 года назад
A villain being scary.........whatever is the world coming too.
@LonelyWolfWestern
@LonelyWolfWestern 5 лет назад
I bet more than half of the people in the test audience were entitled parents
@stumpyfunnelalt9920
@stumpyfunnelalt9920 3 года назад
Same
@thetechnocrat4979
@thetechnocrat4979 Год назад
I swear, those are the worst type of parents. Overprotective and ultra sensitive.
@kyleashby3422
@kyleashby3422 2 года назад
dude he used pinchy to spread the sneezing pouder
@masterfarr8265
@masterfarr8265 3 года назад
7:51 the images actually look like the characters exist
@tazzmaniandevilboy42
@tazzmaniandevilboy42 6 лет назад
If the movie had been released with the original plans e.g. PT Boomer, Michael Angelis voicing James and Percy, maybe it would've been better. Not fantastic, but about average at best
@buzzytrombone4353
@buzzytrombone4353 5 лет назад
I think it would've gotten a 32% on Rotten Tomatoes
@matthewhedrichjr.5445
@matthewhedrichjr.5445 3 года назад
@@buzzytrombone4353 and it would have been a modest success at the box office but that never happened
@wolfclaw719
@wolfclaw719 5 лет назад
This film confused me so mush as a kid because we didn't have the shining time part in Canada it was just all Thomas.
@mastermeme9317
@mastermeme9317 7 лет назад
what was that music he added in
@noseyentertainment1599
@noseyentertainment1599 5 лет назад
I liked Thomas and the magic railroad (plz don’t hate my opinion)
@rexmania2089
@rexmania2089 4 года назад
I kinda of like it too
@rmgilyard
@rmgilyard 4 года назад
I really understand it and love it!
@Jade2781
@Jade2781 5 лет назад
This guy might be my favorite critic.
@lukegoldstonofficial1614
@lukegoldstonofficial1614 5 лет назад
They didn’t need to add CGI to the faces in Magic Railroad.
@rmannayr2129
@rmannayr2129 7 лет назад
The Movie wasn't that Bad! It's a guilty Pleasure of mine, Also, I would recommend Calling All Engines, The Great Discovery, The Adventure Begins and Sodor's legend of the Lost treasure as the best Thomas Specials/Movies.
@cathalkelly482
@cathalkelly482 7 лет назад
Rman NayrYh I love this film too
@Thomasmemoryscentral
@Thomasmemoryscentral 7 лет назад
The Great Discovery from 2008 to me was a nice send off for the model series. Having Pierce Brosnan as the narrator and the 1st Thomas Rap Number were cool too!
@cathalkelly482
@cathalkelly482 7 лет назад
Thomasmemoryscentral Ikr I loved that film!
@supermariof0521
@supermariof0521 7 лет назад
It is that bad.
@supermariof0521
@supermariof0521 7 лет назад
I mostly blame Brit herself for thinking that a "Shining Time Station" movie was a good idea.
@randomboy3m98
@randomboy3m98 5 лет назад
Alec Baldwin, you have caused confusion and delay.
@islesofforeignrails7917
@islesofforeignrails7917 3 года назад
Britt Allcroft did
@matthewhedrichjr.5445
@matthewhedrichjr.5445 3 года назад
@@islesofforeignrails7917 no the test audiences did and Allcroft was framed
@islesofforeignrails7917
@islesofforeignrails7917 3 года назад
@@matthewhedrichjr.5445+ Same difference.
@Waltman13
@Waltman13 7 лет назад
that joke at 31:28 killed me xD
@jamesmcmahon7091
@jamesmcmahon7091 5 лет назад
Thomas and the tragic failroad
@jvgreendarmok
@jvgreendarmok Месяц назад
11:07 "Can you please divulge the purpose of a can opener?" Oh, I know this one! It's for threatening Diesel 199 (aka "Spamcan") with!
@Shadowkey392
@Shadowkey392 3 года назад
Just wanted to point out a mistake you made: you say that Thomas’ theme is the only piece of music by Mike O’Donnell and Junior Campbell used in the film, but the tune “Really Useful Engine” was also written by them for the show.
@ScrapyardStudios
@ScrapyardStudios 4 года назад
was the video glitching for anyone else @ 6:24
@JeffreyKitsch
@JeffreyKitsch 4 года назад
It does it when I play it too. You're the first to bring it to my attention so I assume it's a recent problem. I can understand a vhs, dvd or video game developing a glitch but I thought online videos were immune from that.
@frankforttheorangee2produc110
@frankforttheorangee2produc110 10 месяцев назад
@@JeffreyKitschI don’t mind. Makes it look a bunch funnier. Like a VHS no one wants you to see because it’s embarrassing.
@MidwestSirenProductions
@MidwestSirenProductions 6 лет назад
33:08 participation award to the 0.5% of viewers that get it...oh wait, that's me...
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