Narrator: We now return to Jackass. Johnny K.: Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and I’m gonna have a shotgun blast to the face. (The crew chuckle as they’re ready to shoot at Johnny’s face. They shoot at his face.) Crew Members: Oh! HAHAHAHA! Johnny K.(in pain): God! Blitzo and his friends: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Blitzo: Man those guys are hilarious they do so much funny stuff! Wait a minute how about we do those things here at home. Vortex: I dunno Blitzo that skull and crossbones warning from before seems pretty clear on what not to do. Blitzo: Vortex, shut up! I found some stuff on TV that I wanna imitate! Verosika(seeing Blitzo on the roof): Blitzo what’re you-(she sees Vortex and Collin also on the roof) What’re you boys doing up there get off of the roof! Blitzo(to Verosika): Go back inside Verosika we’re being Jackass. Blitzo: Okay everyone ready? Stolas: Yep we’re rolling. Blitzo: Okay hi, I’m Blitzo the “O” is silent and today I’m gonna be on Roof... R... R... Roof Shop... Roof Shopping Cart Guys. Blitzo: Okay let’s start. (Vortex and Collin pushes the shopping cart and Blitzo falls off the roof.) Blitzo: Ow! Ow! Ow! Vortex: OH! Collin: OH GOD! ARE YOU OKAY?! Blitzo: Uh I dunno I think I feel something. (He feels bumps on his back) Blitzo: Ah. Ah! What Is That?! Stolas: That’s your spine dude. It like got yanked up into notches. Blitzo(panicking): I’m scared! I’m scared! I’m sca-(Blitzo vomits at Millie’s face) Millie: AH! AH! OH GOD! Blitzo: Do you fix it with ice or heat? Vortex: Ice now. Heat later. Collin: Hello everyone this is Collin and I’m doing Bee Bush. Stolas: So, what did you do to yourself Collin? Collin: I covered my entire private area with honey and the bees will come here. Vortex: Okay here they come. (Vortex opens the beehive and the bees fly to Collin’s honey-covered pingas.) Collin:Okay they’re on here and nobody move we don’t wanna make the bees mad. (Vortex blares an air horn) Collin: Ah! Stop! Don’t move! Blitzo: Yeah we don’t wanna make the bees mad. Blitzo(angrily to the bees while Collin’s freaking out): I hate you bees! I hate you bees! I hate you bees! I hate you bees! Collin: STOP! STOP! JUST GET THEM OFF! Blitzo: Yeah, enough is enough alright Vortex put the bees back in the hive. Vortex: Okay put them back in here. (Vortex opens the beehive and Collin flies to it until Blitzo shoots the beehive with his gun and the bees are all on Collin which causes him to freak out.) Collin(while everyone is laughing): AH! AH! OH MY GOD! (Blitzo sneaks up on Vortex with a taser while the violin screeches from “Psycho” plays. He shaves Vortex’s fur off) Vortex: AH! WHAT THE (dolphin chirp)! Collin, Blitzo, and Stolas: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Vortex(angrily): WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! Millie: Hey, guys Verosika said it’s time for dinner. (Blitzo sneaks up on Millie with a taser while the violin screeches from “Psycho” plays. He shaves off Millie’s hair) Millie: AH! Collin, Blitzo, Vortex, and Stolas: HAHAHAHAHAHA! (The “Jackass” theme plays.) Millie: Blitzo this is not safe! Blitzo: Shut up Millie and keep filming. Blitzo: Okay everyone I’m gonna do Cannon Flying. (Blitzo starts moving.) Blitzo(singing): Believe it or not I am flying like I’m free-e-e! (He gets shot out of the cannon.) I’m like a hero flying through the sky (through the sky!) Believe it or not I am- (he hits a house and tumbles down and he lands in a pool.) All: OH! WOW! Stolas: THAT’S AMAZING BLITZO! Collin: Nice ramp you got for the cannon Stolas. Stolas: Yeah, the thing I gotta say is about ramps! Millie: Hey, guys I think Blitzo is actually hurt! Blitzo: Ow! Help! I think my arm’s broken! (Millie runs up to the pool and dives to get Blitzo. She puts Blitzo on her back and tries to carry him back home but her back started to hurt.) Millie: Oh! My back! I can’t move! (Collin flies to the two imps. He puts Blitzo on his back and he puts Millie in his arms and he carries the two imps back home.) Blitzo: I- I thought I was gonna die! (Collin zaps Blitzo with an electrocution object.) Blitzo: Ow! Collin, Millie, Vortex, and Stolas: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Narrator: We now return to Jackass. Johnny K.: Hello, I’m Johnny Knoxville and I’m gonna have a shotgun blast to the face. Johnny K.: Okay y’ready? (The crew chuckles as they get the shotgun. They shoot at Johnny K’s face) Crew Members: OH! Hahahaha! Johnny K.(in pain): God! Angel and his friends: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Angel D.: Man those guys are hilarious they do so much funny stuff! Wait y’know what? How ‘bout do the stuff they do here at home. Tom T.: I dunno Angel that skull and crossbones warning from before is sorta clear on what not to do. Angel D.: Tom shut up! I already saw some stuff on TV that I wanna imitate. Charlie M.(seeing Angel on the roof): Angel what’re you-( she sees Valentino and Tom on the roof also.) What’re you boys doing up there? Get off the roof! Angel D.: Get back in the house Charlie we’re being Jackass. Angel D.: Okay everyone ready? Cherri B.: Yep we’re rolling. Angel D.: Okay hi I’m Angel Dust and I’m Shopping Cart Roof...R...R...R...Roof Shop...Roof Shopping Cart Guys. (Valentino and Tom pushed the shopping cart and Angel along with the shopping cart falls off the roof.) Angel D.: Ow! Ow! Ow! Tom T.: OH! Valentino: OH GOD! ARE YOU OKAY?! Angel D.: I dunno what’s going on? What do I do? I think I feel something. (He feels bumps on his back.) Angel D.(panicking): Ah... Ah! What is this?! Cherri B.: That’s your spine dude. It like got yanked up into notches. Angel D.(freaking out): I’m scared! I’m scared! I’m scared! I’m sca-(He vomits at Husk’s face.) Husk: UH! AH! OH GOD! Angel D.: Do we fix it with ice or heat? Tom T.: Ice now. Heat later. Valentino: Alright I’m Valentino and I’m gonna be doing Bee Bush. Cherri B.: So what did you do to yourself Valentino? Valentino: So, Uh I covered my entire private area with honey and the bees will come here giggity. Tom T.: Okay here they come. (Tom opens the beehive and the bees go to Valentino’s honey-covered pingas.) Valentino: Okay they’re on me and nobody move since we don’t wanna get the bees mad. (Tom blares an air horn and Valentino starts freaking out.) Valentino: STOP! STOP! DON’T MOVE! Angel D.: Yeah we don’t wanna make the bees mad. Angel D.(angrily to the bees while Valentino’s freaking out): I hate you bees! I hate you bees! I hate you bees! I hate you bees! Valentino: STOP! KNOCK IT OFF! JUST GET THEM OFF! Angel D.: Yeah enough is enough alright Tom put the bees back in the hive. Tom T.: Okay put them in here. (Tom opens the beehive and Valentino walks to it so he could get the bees off of him but Angel shoots the beehive with his gun and the bees are on Valentino.) Valentino: AH! AH! OH MY GOD! Angel D., Tom T., and Cherri B.: HAHAHAHAHAHA! (Angel sneaks up on Tom with a taser while the violin screeches from “Psycho” plays. He shaves off Tom’s hair.) Tom T.: AH! WHAT THE (dolphin chirp)! Cherri B., Angel D., and Valentino: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Tom T.(angrily): WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?! Husk: Hey you guys Charlie said that dinner’s ready. (Angel sneaks up on Husk with a taser while the violin screeches from “Psycho” plays. He shaves off Husk’s fur.) Husk: AH! AH! Cherri B., Angel D., Tom T., and Valentino: HAHAHAHAHAHA! (The “Jackass” theme plays.) Husk: Angel this is not safe. Angel D.: Shut up Husk and keep filming. Angel D.: Alright everyone I’m gonna be doing World’s Demonic Hero and okay let’s do it. (Angel gets shot out of the cannon and goes up the ramp.) Angel D.(singing): Believe it or not I’m walking in the air and I’ve never been so free-e-e! I’m flying through the sky so what could it be? (Could it be?) Believe it or not I am-( He bumps into a house and tumbles until he lands in a pool.) All: OH! HAHAHAHA! Cherri B.: THAT WAS AMAZING ANGEL! Valentino: Y’know Cherri nice ramp y’got there. Cherri B.: Yeah and all I could say was about ramps! Husk: Hey guys I think Angel’s actually hurt! Angel D.(in pain): Ow! Help! I think my arm’s broken! (Husk flies to Angel and puts him on his back and tries to carry him back home but his started to hurt.) Husk: Oh! My back! I can’t move! (Cherri runs to Angel and Husk. She puts Angel on her back and puts Husk in her arms and she carries them home.) Angel D.: I...I thought I was gonna die! (Cherri zaps Angel with an electrocution object.) Angel D.: Ow! Cherri B., Tom T., Husk, and Valentino: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
After watching "some stuff" in TV, Michael Wazowski realizes what they're gonna do today: imitate the crazy stunts shown on TV! So, as usual, his friends James P. Sullivan, Johnny Worthington, Jozielynn Hissington, and Desiree Howlington come over to do the big stuff for today. First in their list is Michael Wazowski in a shopping cart to slide on the roof of the house. By the way, I'm the one holding the camera. Michael Wazowski as Peter Griffin Johnny Worthington as Cleveland Brown Jozielynn Hissington as Joe Swason (genderbend version) James P. Sullivan as Glenn Quagmire Desiree Howlington as Brian (genderbend version) Celia Mae as Lois (Michael Wazowski, Johnny Worthington, James P. Sullivan, Jozielynn Hissington, and Desiree Howlington are watching TV) Narrator: (on TV) We now return to Jackass. Johnny Knoxville: Hello. My name's Johnny Knoxville... and I'm gonna take a shotgun blast to the face. Okay, ready? (The Jackass Crew chuckle as one of them shoots a shotgun at Johnny Knoxville in the face and starts laughing) Johnny Knoxville: God. (Michael Wazowski, Johnny Worthington, James P. Sullivan, Jozielynn Hissington, and Desiree Howlington start laughing) Michael Wazowski: These guys are hilarious. They do so much funny stuff. Michael Wazowski: [after watching "Jackass"] Hey. You know what. We should try some of that stuff. Here, at home. Johnny Worthington: I don't know, Mike. That skull and crossbones warning before show us pretty clear about not doing that. Michael Wazowski: Johnny, shut up. I saw something on TV that I want to imitate. Celia Mae: [comes out of the door with a bag of trash] Michael, what are you... [sees that Michael Wazowsik is in a shopping cart on the roof held by Johnny Worthington and James P. Sullivan] What are you boys doing up there? Get off the roof! Michael Wazowski: Go back in the house, Celia! We're being Jackass! Okay, ready? Jozielynn Hissington: All, right! We're rolling. Michael Wazowski: Hi, I'm Michael Wazowski and this is Shopping Cart... Roof... R... R...Roof... Roof Shop... Roof Shopping Cart Guys. [to Johnny Worthington and James P. Sullivan] Okay, go! [Johnny Worthington and James P. Sullivan let go of the cart; Michael Wazowski rolls down and lands badly] Ow. Ow. Ow. [He gets up and his head is hanging upside down] Johnny Worthington: Oh, my God! James P. Sullivan: Oh, my God! Are you okay? Michael Wazowski: I don't know! I don't... W...what does it look like? What do I do? What... [feels bumps] Aah! Aah! What is that? What is... I feel something! Jozielynn Hissington: It's your spine Dude! It got, like, yanked up a bunch of notches! Michael Wazowski: I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm sca... [throws up on Desiree Howlington] Desiree Howlington: Aah! Oh, God! Michael Wazowski: Does this get fixed with ice or heat? Johnny Worthington: Ice now, heat later pal.
My cast Thomas And Edward as Brian Griffin Henry As Peter Griffin Gordon As Joe Swanson James as Glenn Quagmire Boco as Cleveland Brown Emily as Lois Griffin
Family Guy (My Style)Jackass James The Red Engine As Peter Griffin Twilight Sparkle As Lois Griffin Paramount Sonic As Quagmire Illumination Mario As Cleveland Red (Angry Birds) As Brian And Arlo (Good Dinosaur) As Joe
