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I had a bully in middle school who would always chase me around the school, shouting "THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL!". Every time he would shout that, I would run and scream forever. One time, he threw a skyscraper at me, and I cried tears out of my eyes and got real big sad, like this (but upside-down): 🤣 I cried so much that I died. Then one day, after eating a spicy blueberry flavored Slim Jim, I had enough of his antics. I slapped him so hard that his hair fell out. I kicked him in the shin and he turned into a jar of mayonnaise. Then he was promptly abducted by a lunch lady. The principal was so proud of me that she let me skip ahead five grades and go straight to senior year. I was the only 12 year old in the class of 2007 graduation ceremony. The moral of the story? Uh...........eat Slim Jims? Yeah.
