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Thoughts To Snap Your Mind In Half Compilation. 

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Комментарии : 1,8 тыс.   
@EternalShortz
@EternalShortz Год назад
"taxes are just yearly subscription that you Pay to the country you live in, childhood is the free trial" That is soo true
@VTrucker777
@VTrucker777 8 месяцев назад
Guess i get extended free trial
@Moulikyash
@Moulikyash 8 месяцев назад
69th like Nice
@backyard10
@backyard10 4 месяца назад
EA ideology be like😊
@somebodypk536
@somebodypk536 3 месяца назад
3:21 will always haunt me
@Nat_onYT
@Nat_onYT 2 месяца назад
That wasn’t part of this video but I did see that one yeah 😂
@ZacharyHarpel
@ZacharyHarpel 11 месяцев назад
This is not only hilarious, but some of these are actually educational!
@user-dg4vz7ig8y
@user-dg4vz7ig8y 11 месяцев назад
Fuck that
@aguy2181
@aguy2181 10 месяцев назад
bruh this is why i think these are cringe
@gloriawangui5669
@gloriawangui5669 10 месяцев назад
​@@aguy2181cuz Ur corny and cringe af 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️
@RedWoodPies
@RedWoodPies 10 месяцев назад
agreed
@CatBoy72
@CatBoy72 9 месяцев назад
@@aguy2181 you make it more cringe by saying that so just keep your comments to yourself
@venus_00.
@venus_00. 3 месяца назад
*Claim your “Late people” Trophy here🫠*
@jonathanmarin5349
@jonathanmarin5349 2 месяца назад
Hey!
@user-db3vn9fo6s
@user-db3vn9fo6s 2 месяца назад
10 month
@_RubyYT_
@_RubyYT_ 2 месяца назад
😅
@DracoMalfoyEdits2801
@DracoMalfoyEdits2801 2 месяца назад
10 months 😅
@mahalakshmiv2740
@mahalakshmiv2740 2 месяца назад
10 months
@benjamin_superlinkinparkfan
@benjamin_superlinkinparkfan 2 месяца назад
The line "only thiefs wish you prosperity" is just woow
@RaimeTooRacist
@RaimeTooRacist Год назад
What blows my mind more is the fact he somehow came up with those things and decided to actually turn it to into a semi story instead of just another short, ryan 2 goes from getting annoyed to having to find a way to get him to stop, get new friends, new therapist and they had even been in lockdown, this dedication deserves a Sub
@Iknowthefirst_random-.3
@Iknowthefirst_random-.3 Год назад
It’s just… a compilation…
@RaimeTooRacist
@RaimeTooRacist Год назад
@@Iknowthefirst_random-.3 never knew that! :0
@Meat_man_official
@Meat_man_official Год назад
Hey your more early than that comment above
@pupsiclevlogs
@pupsiclevlogs Год назад
100 like and 3rd comment and also its a compilation not a semi story-
@vicinvesta8349
@vicinvesta8349 8 месяцев назад
He did not come up with all these things.... All these things are well known "unanswerable children's questions" He just collected and presented them. Here two lame ones: "Why there is a floatation device under your seat on airplane, should it be a parachute instead?" "How does snow blower driver get to work?"
@steakoncearmyengene9326
@steakoncearmyengene9326 Год назад
This guy is a genius. Look at the numbers of people who just shamelessly post his voice without credits.
@xxfreedomxx9479
@xxfreedomxx9479 11 месяцев назад
Carzeyy
@s3king981
@s3king981 10 месяцев назад
Any they got likes above 200k
@steakoncearmyengene9326
@steakoncearmyengene9326 10 месяцев назад
@@s3king981 true true
@luthfeeghazale6206
@luthfeeghazale6206 10 месяцев назад
Fr thou especially the gta car shit gameplay
@OviOnTop23
@OviOnTop23 10 месяцев назад
​@@s3king981always true
@An_Alien_From_Jupiter
@An_Alien_From_Jupiter 10 месяцев назад
1:27 that scream 😂
@GamingWithJackYouTube
@GamingWithJackYouTube 2 дня назад
also if you pause it at the right time you can see the guy with the pillow isn't actually Ryan
@halocraft314
@halocraft314 11 месяцев назад
I love how all of the people around him practically go insane just because he's spouting these random thoughts.
@A_WeirdGrl_09
@A_WeirdGrl_09 5 месяцев назад
And yet the rest of us are watching it willingly 😂
@hazeltam6753
@hazeltam6753 2 месяца назад
That is so trueeee
@ABC-12342
@ABC-12342 3 месяца назад
This video is the perfect example of Think Unique Be Creative
@CameronsMusic
@CameronsMusic Год назад
As a person who only has 5 years of his free trial left, I can confirm childhood is entirely free.
@BlackFang186
@BlackFang186 10 месяцев назад
Agreed dude.
@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm
@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm 9 месяцев назад
Man is barely a legal user of youtube
@star05dream
@star05dream 9 месяцев назад
@CameronsMusic Nice! I have 5 months :)
@farahh2909
@farahh2909 9 месяцев назад
Dude it's not entirely free but it is the least exhausting you'll understand when you'll grow up
@vicinvesta8349
@vicinvesta8349 8 месяцев назад
Not if your were born into poverty in most of the countries in the world.
@broofbros9798
@broofbros9798 4 месяца назад
I swear, this guy was sent by the heavens themselves to question our whole existence😅😂
@deniceprudhomme9424
@deniceprudhomme9424 11 месяцев назад
4:00 this literally hurts my head
@legendsboiz493
@legendsboiz493 7 месяцев назад
"A man who thinks all the time has nothing to think except thoughts" -a wise man
@larawaterson
@larawaterson Месяц назад
Their also known as philosophers.
@Rex-787
@Rex-787 Год назад
1:13 “ well I guess I gotta find new friends. Do you know anyb- sorry “ - Ryan
@blvckskull7954
@blvckskull7954 9 месяцев назад
*"Taxes are just a yearly subscription to the country you live in. And childhood is just the free trial"* Truer words have never been spoken!
@DarkCoconut
@DarkCoconut 9 месяцев назад
0:54 just blew me away
@Bandit_Mhm
@Bandit_Mhm 8 месяцев назад
"Dude, If Your Waiting For The Waiter, Arent You The Waiter?" "No, Your The Patient." *Blackhole Appears*
@AnkerFred
@AnkerFred 4 месяца назад
True🤣🤣🤣
@DarthIsaac311
@DarthIsaac311 9 дней назад
The fabric of space time will unravel…
@animalsforlife825
@animalsforlife825 9 месяцев назад
0:41 is so true
@thelimeminecart2045
@thelimeminecart2045 8 месяцев назад
This man made me laugh more than any meme has
@masterflick2669
@masterflick2669 10 месяцев назад
4:37 BRO THAT ONE WAS SO GOOD
@Siddhisawsome
@Siddhisawsome Месяц назад
Bruh
@alifeinmikaworld4999
@alifeinmikaworld4999 11 месяцев назад
3:41 omg know u making me go crazy😂
@BlockingBelow
@BlockingBelow 10 месяцев назад
2:11 *task failed succesfully*
@Gameboy082017
@Gameboy082017 7 месяцев назад
This was freaking awesome. But the forwards/backwards lips thing blew my freaking mind!
@evanbenesch6583
@evanbenesch6583 11 месяцев назад
I remember when your account was first starting out! Now look at how far you’ve come, Ryan!! Congratulations!!
@theidpboi6205
@theidpboi6205 Год назад
Okay let's admit we've all been waiting for a comp so we wouldn't have tp scour the internet for playlists Originally i had no idea it was YOU making these but now with this and all your other shit i can safely classify you as a sss+ tier youtube channel, my man.
@RyanSmith-qh7sr
@RyanSmith-qh7sr Год назад
Bro literally I was gonna say that, I have seen these on a different channel, who would've thought it was our boy ryan who made those
@elmyst9108
@elmyst9108 Год назад
Exactly
@rev_YT4358
@rev_YT4358 11 месяцев назад
i know right, i thought carzeyy was the original one
@07CS
@07CS Год назад
Genius. He cheers up my day. Love him! 🙏❤
@WarrenMartin-lr5tx
@WarrenMartin-lr5tx 5 месяцев назад
This is why I subscribed to this channel
@EmmaTvT
@EmmaTvT 2 месяца назад
Childhood is your free trial 😭😭😭
@sajeded
@sajeded Год назад
this guy's content never gonna die
@defender5401
@defender5401 Год назад
How the hell does Ryan come up with this things😂😂
@kiiseanrobinson5084
@kiiseanrobinson5084 Месяц назад
He might just be reading them off of r/ShowerThoughts. Either that or he really did come up with them .
@SyedMaaz877
@SyedMaaz877 9 месяцев назад
Oh man! Every line said is just PERFECT?? How is someone able to do that?? I'm soo surprised. This talent needs the recognition it deserves.
@user-xq5nz2vu9h
@user-xq5nz2vu9h 4 месяца назад
Bro...if you kill a cereal,are you a cereal killer?
@Dangerspeed862
@Dangerspeed862 Месяц назад
Better yet what if the cereal kills you???or ig worse yet…
@tk40gamingjunior
@tk40gamingjunior 10 месяцев назад
3:08 he’s quite the contrary
@eugenebergeman581
@eugenebergeman581 2 месяца назад
My favorite line is "Please stop. Ma brain hurts." 🤣🤣🤣
@GamerProAnimeLover
@GamerProAnimeLover Месяц назад
Mine too. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nikodmxd
@nikodmxd 9 месяцев назад
0:30 thats the best music for the cosmic ryan's thoughts
@TuberYouFan
@TuberYouFan 8 месяцев назад
The "sand" one is actually a pretty good one
@shiram88
@shiram88 Год назад
He's so brilliant I've played this video 20x already 😅
@Dreadplaysminecraft
@Dreadplaysminecraft 7 месяцев назад
3:40 ok you got me with that one
@WIMBL-SOMBL
@WIMBL-SOMBL 11 месяцев назад
5:30 hey where is the chips
@promedium1216
@promedium1216 2 месяца назад
3:33 I’m literally pooping right now
@thebajaguys
@thebajaguys Год назад
Fun fact: despite the cost of it, living still remains popular
@zukoshonor4557
@zukoshonor4557 8 месяцев назад
@iamafraidofwomen stop!!!!
@arandomperson327
@arandomperson327 8 месяцев назад
@@zukoshonor4557if you cook cookies, does it change it name to bakies? If you bake bacon, will it be called cookon? Made this up lol-
@DarthIsaac311
@DarthIsaac311 9 дней назад
(This is if you believe in God, like the one just called God) If you die, are you alive, or dead?
@F7Gaming988
@F7Gaming988 9 месяцев назад
3:49 bro did you say your toilet is in your room
@Dude-xb3xh
@Dude-xb3xh 5 месяцев назад
1:45 insurance people also wish you well so they don’t have to pay you or do anything and you just pay them
@OFFICIALCjPalsGamingPals13
@OFFICIALCjPalsGamingPals13 11 месяцев назад
5:25 What is life? (Had me dying)
@Luis_Angelo
@Luis_Angelo 9 месяцев назад
He doesn't need an Oscar, he needs a therapist.
@galaxyorca2029
@galaxyorca2029 10 месяцев назад
I can one up you so the one about "if you don't pay taxes they said you go to a place where you don't pay taxes" everything there is paid for by other people's taxes
@BigFootTactical11
@BigFootTactical11 5 месяцев назад
This man is asking the right questions
@UwuJuju-pv5it
@UwuJuju-pv5it 8 месяцев назад
that light bulbs joke omg! i'm dying!
@granthtanwar403
@granthtanwar403 Год назад
Great content Ryan👍👍 Keep killin' it😃😃😊
@soumyapriyadatta6553
@soumyapriyadatta6553 3 месяца назад
I have to admit, this was the best comedy skit I've seen in a long time. I was watching this while my mom was sleeping beside me, so I couldn't laugh out loud and oh boy it was quite difficult😂😂 seriously someone should do a try not to laugh challenge while reacting to this But yeah, those observations are quite intriguing
@Voinezediz
@Voinezediz 9 месяцев назад
4:07 nice trow
@dragonplaysmc
@dragonplaysmc Месяц назад
Fun fact, not everyone has a little voice inside their head. There’s a certain percentage of the global population that doesn’t. It’s a little under about half.
@TajOfficial1
@TajOfficial1 Год назад
Let's take a moment to appreciate his intelligence 😂❤
@thecomet653
@thecomet653 11 месяцев назад
It’s not that smart. Most of these can debunked with real intelligence
@shobhnasrivastava5805
@shobhnasrivastava5805 Год назад
After my physics paper...Finally I won't lose some brain cell
@aryanwanjari6740
@aryanwanjari6740 Год назад
I lose all of my brain cells.
@Rex-787
@Rex-787 Год назад
@@aryanwanjari6740 in 2020-
@user-st9zs1xz4x
@user-st9zs1xz4x 7 месяцев назад
Nah bro actually made my day feel great
@lightningstrike5538
@lightningstrike5538 7 месяцев назад
I keep telling my dad these thoughts and he's literally going to throw me into the sun😅
@harshprakash5533
@harshprakash5533 Год назад
2:03 I also wanna know. How? Why? Dead tree and hallucinating equals reading a book. Why?
@darkcybert4299
@darkcybert4299 2 месяца назад
Because paper is made out of trees and while reading book you think about what happens in the book.
@terrytyrannosaurus7354
@terrytyrannosaurus7354 9 месяцев назад
4:37 "Your alarm sound is technically your theme song, since it plays at the start of every episode." Well in that case, I change my theme song often depending on the taste of my music.
@V0calSweet3
@V0calSweet3 9 месяцев назад
Same lol
@JustSmileyFace...
@JustSmileyFace... 7 месяцев назад
You're just going through multiple seasons of your own anime show this point
@Punktrick1259
@Punktrick1259 5 месяцев назад
"Ryan, can you come here for a minute? I have a few questions"
@chemnobeliumlab1520
@chemnobeliumlab1520 3 месяца назад
honestly loved this series keep it up (*smile) PS : most of them was m y questions but literally forgot them even I asked them or not, now from deep of my brain they started to grow up :)
@leomiller5642
@leomiller5642 7 месяцев назад
Ryan could make all of humanity question life. 😢
@Onzxogre
@Onzxogre 11 месяцев назад
Always satisfying to watch his videos...
@ahmedsaeedhafeji894
@ahmedsaeedhafeji894 5 месяцев назад
3, 4 & 7 actually snapped my mind in half.
@Sloky-fd2jf
@Sloky-fd2jf 4 месяца назад
The way he hopped out of his closet had my dying🤣🤣
@keisha9461
@keisha9461 9 месяцев назад
I actually needed to take an Asprin after this💀
@sssatvikwolf5859
@sssatvikwolf5859 2 месяца назад
BE QUIET!!! and that U SEE WHAT U DID TO JIM,HE'S HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BECUZ OF U!!!!!!!!!! got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Evergreen61609
@Evergreen61609 8 месяцев назад
Ryan makes the best videos. This is probably the best video he made. I kept replaying it to my friend and drove him insane. Thank you for making this. Keep up the good work 👏
@jacepawplayz
@jacepawplayz 9 месяцев назад
Thinking is so wierd. My thoughts are so quiet, but i can hear and inderstand them so well, but when people talk quiet, i cant understand them at all
@madeleinegreeley6310
@madeleinegreeley6310 2 месяца назад
1:02 : me : thinking music meme ._.
@ultimateking7583
@ultimateking7583 Год назад
This guys the modern day philosopher.
@vedantkiragi_1067
@vedantkiragi_1067 Год назад
I needed this cause it makes me question about reality
@alelol2134
@alelol2134 8 месяцев назад
this guy says things that i almost cant proses and he just blows my mind
@delish9637
@delish9637 8 месяцев назад
Omg im shocked at how he thought & eventually came up with all of those inquiries abt life. Now that’s a talent
@Randomnoodle771
@Randomnoodle771 8 месяцев назад
0:35 my family if i said "i hate school*
@rajibkarmakar6391
@rajibkarmakar6391 Год назад
love this series keep it up
@matt9533
@matt9533 8 месяцев назад
Duuude will never get old
@StickMationOfficial
@StickMationOfficial 6 месяцев назад
We can’t live without this man
@void1nd3x
@void1nd3x 8 месяцев назад
"That's actually a good point!" "Don't encourage him - you only make things worse." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BearBoxForever
@BearBoxForever 7 месяцев назад
“Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice?” Got me!
@Rotzahn
@Rotzahn Месяц назад
Awesome! I haven't laughed this hard in years. You even made me cry. Thanks :D
@cathleenmore4656
@cathleenmore4656 3 месяца назад
This guy has DEEP thoughts🤣 love it!
@mfnbeeto613
@mfnbeeto613 Год назад
Ur hilarious how do think of this stuff keep up the amazing work ❤
@tk40gamingjunior
@tk40gamingjunior 10 месяцев назад
2:17 *he’s* the one in the shower
@Apocalypse1977
@Apocalypse1977 2 месяца назад
We need more of this.
@akritibhardwaj679
@akritibhardwaj679 9 месяцев назад
Dude you cheered my day, Thankssyouu dude!
@jevonross456ameby9
@jevonross456ameby9 Год назад
This is so hilarious I can't stop laughing l o l😂
@reygamer6821
@reygamer6821 11 месяцев назад
1:50 got me rolling on the floor for 69 years
@Olieuy
@Olieuy 10 месяцев назад
Is that my play station
@ItsSoul_YT
@ItsSoul_YT 6 месяцев назад
Is that my PlayStation?
@junesulley5967
@junesulley5967 9 месяцев назад
“pLeASe StOp mY bRaIN hUrTs” 0:21-0:25 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@azukitadummy6290
@azukitadummy6290 Месяц назад
I love how this guy is able to hold his laughter while doing these, or he doesn't laugh I don't know which one
@x.finite
@x.finite Год назад
Well, all my braincells got removed when I was done. Good video. 👍
@sabir_raiyan
@sabir_raiyan 10 месяцев назад
3:15 LOLLLL❤
@lpmmars
@lpmmars 9 месяцев назад
Help
@keithhines059
@keithhines059 10 месяцев назад
Bro when you get food, you can’t wait to get home, but when you already ate on the drive home you want the ride to be longer😮😮😮😮
@goliathmiredian5496
@goliathmiredian5496 Месяц назад
dude you need to make more of these, this is so fuggin fullfilling for some reason :D
@yesivanthemadhatter555
@yesivanthemadhatter555 Год назад
If someone wakes up in the afternoon... do you say good morning or good afternoon, because good morning is more of greeting for you when you wake up and good afternoon is greeting someone at work, but in the afternoon 🤯
@hakimjasim3450
@hakimjasim3450 Год назад
good question
@DarkPrince777
@DarkPrince777 Год назад
When your temperature goes up when your sick, Why is it said that you have a cold?
@yesivanthemadhatter555
@yesivanthemadhatter555 Год назад
​@@DarkPrince777 OMG 🤯
@DarkPrince777
@DarkPrince777 Год назад
@@yesivanthemadhatter555 You know, if you think about it. There are more nipples in the world than there are people.
@randelroymawanay6166
@randelroymawanay6166 11 месяцев назад
Claim your "Super late gang" troph here 🏆 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
@GamerProAnimeLover
@GamerProAnimeLover Месяц назад
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN WHEN IT COMES TO SHOWER THOUGHTS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Charizard_YT2009
@Charizard_YT2009 8 месяцев назад
This type of thoughts always goes in my mind 😂😂
@orangeate2405
@orangeate2405 4 месяца назад
0:24 please stop my brain hurts
@helinameinhard7133
@helinameinhard7133 2 дня назад
Listen to it over and over again its fire
@kiyotakakun1706
@kiyotakakun1706 3 месяца назад
1:53 there is no birds in cretaceous period
@MastermindOfLag
@MastermindOfLag 29 дней назад
Birds are living dinosaurs
@andreavigano6070
@andreavigano6070 9 месяцев назад
ryan is the king of youtube shorts sounds❤the gta parkour short guys use all your audios. YOU ARE AMAZINGGG❤
@Naya371
@Naya371 5 месяцев назад
I love this man! ❤
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