Тёмный

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-1-19 

Bill Burr
Подписаться 1 млн
Просмотров 518 тыс.
50% 1

Bill rambles about making super humans, fighting styles, and protest violence.
Full Episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast: bit.ly/2nAzwGV
Full Episodes of the Thursday Afternoon Podcast: bit.ly/2mTA6Cy
Full Episodes of the MMP One-Shots: bit.ly/2oNClY2
Here’s the website! billburr.com
I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

Приколы

Опубликовано:

 

31 июл 2019

Поделиться:

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист
Посмотреть позже
Комментарии : 699   
@rogueflamingo301
@rogueflamingo301 5 лет назад
Time stamps: 00:00 - Intro ( summer is not over yet) 1:34 - Boomers as parents 5:00 - Jeffrey Epstein talk 6:42 - History of mixed martial arts 16:00 - Billy red balls watched The day the 60s died 25:45 - Some more great ad reads 36:12 - Transition to Billy's greatest hits 38:01 - Bill sings about Canada 39:53 - Women should stay at home ( im sure Nia loved that one) 46:09 - Montreal comedy festival 1:01:23 - Email from a braud (comedians are just whiny bitches) 1:05:08 - Email from a gay guy 1:07:31- Email asking for some of Billy's amazing advice for some weirdo sex shit 1:15:13 - Asking for advice on how to woo a girl featuring Nia 1:36:51 - Wet t shirt competition, overrated or underrated ? 1:40:34 - Gene Hackman, underrated ? 1:43:37 - Joe DeRosa, underrated ? 1:44:47 - Chicks with big noses, underrated ? 1:46:26 - Nia and Bill argue if women should just be stay at home moms 1:54:04 - Outro song I love all you cunts, have a great day.
@Nerfherder3
@Nerfherder3 5 лет назад
Up you go!
@faithelenga3713
@faithelenga3713 5 лет назад
You are a hero
@scottshepardson9969
@scottshepardson9969 5 лет назад
you're a saint
@bonghitsandlove
@bonghitsandlove 5 лет назад
Awwh nice one, mate!.
@dumbeldore9067
@dumbeldore9067 5 лет назад
Expecting you to do this every week now. Thx dude
@ModeratelyAmused
@ModeratelyAmused 5 лет назад
cracks me up when Bill reads the advertiser instructions out loud "host to talk about a time when he hurt his balls"
@Djuntas
@Djuntas 5 лет назад
You always wonder if hes for real or just clowning for us :)
@jameschauvet3140
@jameschauvet3140 5 лет назад
One of um almost leff the sac thereee lmao
@redscarecomixx
@redscarecomixx 5 лет назад
Why I Love Bill Burr: He's who we all want to be. Not pretentious, or hate-fueled, or biased. Just a guy, doing his best to be honest to himself and others...And who could turn absolutely anything funny as hell.
@robotoolecomedy
@robotoolecomedy 5 лет назад
“For Monday August 1st” Bill you just gave me a heart attack.
@kmdudich
@kmdudich 5 лет назад
You know what I’ve been into lately? Bridges 😂
@TheGosslings
@TheGosslings 2 года назад
Haven’t we all.
@natashathompson9185
@natashathompson9185 5 лет назад
This was a great one. Almost ran off the road when he was talking about the 60s.
@danehales2021
@danehales2021 5 лет назад
9:21 “I’m just gonna go with this confidently, reassuringly and.. whatever the third word is that means confidently”😂
@jamesramirez5443
@jamesramirez5443 5 лет назад
Do you ever do small l.a. things big fan just wondering
@jamesramirez5443
@jamesramirez5443 5 лет назад
Does bill burr still do small venues
@jamesramirez5443
@jamesramirez5443 5 лет назад
Lol bill burr is such a great guide for life lol of a decent asswhole
@danehales2021
@danehales2021 5 лет назад
James Ramirez I’m not sure I’m not from la haha.
@Katsurenjo15
@Katsurenjo15 5 лет назад
I know I'm blowing through the 60s but this is *essentially* what happened. Love ya Billy.
@bonghitsandlove
@bonghitsandlove 5 лет назад
He didn't even mean that. Perfect ahahaha
@vanhalenrocksssss
@vanhalenrocksssss 5 лет назад
I’ve had a rough fucking day and listening to Bill ramble has made this shit so much easier to get through. Thanks Bill
@theaccursedj.e.2723
@theaccursedj.e.2723 2 года назад
RIP Eddie
@oldmonk9997
@oldmonk9997 5 лет назад
1:13:14 "in the background you hear *fapping sounds*" dude, that was so randomly hilarious I fell off my chair backwards laughing
@NicoleMarie.
@NicoleMarie. 5 лет назад
Old Monk same
@kieran6417
@kieran6417 5 лет назад
Old Monk 😂😂
@timbelew7556
@timbelew7556 4 года назад
Bro I said exactly the same thing about the same part. I fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@telephantasm4070
@telephantasm4070 2 года назад
How did he even do that effect? LMAO.
@daemonelectricity
@daemonelectricity 5 лет назад
"Asians are the Italians of martial arts, except it's not food, it's fighitng." -Billy Deep Thoughts.
@RaphaelHameed
@RaphaelHameed 5 лет назад
Martial Arts was created in Africa, thousands of years before the 1st African migrated to the Asiatic region... Hotep!
@RaphaelHameed
@RaphaelHameed 5 лет назад
@Sam Choy You're Wrong, boy...ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-AHr4ekIq2HQ.html
@RaphaelHameed
@RaphaelHameed 5 лет назад
@abandoned failer Fake Account Trolls, Go Fuck Yourselves.......'You People',,,, LOL...They're your ancestors, too, dumb-asses....LOL
@TylerLyon
@TylerLyon 5 лет назад
.
@xxDOTH3DEWxx
@xxDOTH3DEWxx 5 лет назад
I knew this would be the top comment. Knew it
@harrambou9468
@harrambou9468 5 лет назад
WhAt ThE fUcK dId YoU dO tOdAy?” Oh I went shoppiiiiiiing...
@Alison_Faith
@Alison_Faith 5 лет назад
For meeeeeeeeeeeee
@moritzbierdimpfl7233
@moritzbierdimpfl7233 5 лет назад
Gots me them booooots
@Ryfinius
@Ryfinius 5 лет назад
saw this as he said it
@hdjadajfdjhkfshfks4087
@hdjadajfdjhkfshfks4087 5 лет назад
3:50 Ernest Heamingway with the deamons in your head 😂😂😂😂
@spongeblonde1309
@spongeblonde1309 5 лет назад
hdjadaj fdjhkfshfks What is a “deamon”? Lol 🤔
@hdjadajfdjhkfshfks4087
@hdjadajfdjhkfshfks4087 5 лет назад
@@spongeblonde1309 😁
@seawinds12
@seawinds12 5 лет назад
im in donegal and im tired at work everyday because of your videos keeping me up all night laughing lol
@OG-NASA
@OG-NASA 5 лет назад
I met Bill Burr. This is a true statement. We lived next door to each other until I moved. Too much Bill's not enough real money..LIKE GOLD lol
@lordsmokingmirror
@lordsmokingmirror 5 лет назад
I wish I could forget what day it is, Bill's living the freakin dream!
@rumisfordrinkingnotburning
@rumisfordrinkingnotburning 5 лет назад
You are literally the best podcaster today. I love the content and i gotta give a watch to that 60's documentary. I love everything about the 60's.
@ClutchClick
@ClutchClick 2 года назад
Lol
@ooohawkeyeooo
@ooohawkeyeooo 5 лет назад
Lex Luthor = mean Mr Clean, that was a good one
@baringozi2214
@baringozi2214 5 лет назад
Idk if I can ever call him Lex Luthor again
@mindbonker
@mindbonker 5 лет назад
i know i can't @@baringozi2214
@pavlovsworld9122
@pavlovsworld9122 5 лет назад
"Ol frick n'frack almost left the sack.."!! I am so envious of your wife and kid dude.. that they get to live with you and hear all the tangential, spontaneous and hysterical ideas that come from your brain.😂😊😂 you're the best man✌🍻
@rlm9898
@rlm9898 2 года назад
E
@garthrules5979
@garthrules5979 5 лет назад
Bill Burr’s “Monday/Wednesday morning podcast” always on time billy
@sandipjohal4354
@sandipjohal4354 5 лет назад
Buddy I'm a brown guy living in winnipeg mb canada born in bc... here cause of wife ... your the best thing since dave Chappelle thank you
@toxic2355
@toxic2355 5 лет назад
You know Bill's getting old when he is fascinated by bridges..
@TheAgentmigs
@TheAgentmigs 2 года назад
Not Jeff Bridges either.
@macandcheeseofficial
@macandcheeseofficial 5 лет назад
Capoeira is a Brazilian martial art designed to fight government soldiers, it’s a fighting style combined with dance so people could openly practice the martial art in the streets without being discovered
@ws6tex
@ws6tex 5 лет назад
Mac & Cheese that was hilarious when he reffered to that
@Basementjacks
@Basementjacks 5 лет назад
1.30am just in time Billy boy! But I get the weirdest dreams sleeping to your podcast.
@landonic81
@landonic81 5 лет назад
🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪
@landonic81
@landonic81 5 лет назад
GET ON IT!!!!!
@amateuranth2796
@amateuranth2796 5 лет назад
Were you being spanked?🤣🤪
@Basementjacks
@Basementjacks 5 лет назад
@@amateuranth2796 getting spanked is weird to you, you must be the kind who is saying things like I love you, your hair is like the ocean, And traffic was bad but you had audio book on tape.
@amateuranth2796
@amateuranth2796 5 лет назад
@@Basementjacks what? Lol
@AvStevieStevenJamesDrums
@AvStevieStevenJamesDrums 5 лет назад
Hey Reddy Mercury where is the Monday Podcast 08/05/2019?
@timothycormier3494
@timothycormier3494 5 лет назад
Steven Bertram same here man. That’s why I’m here. Found your comment. I don’t have any other social media other than RU-vid. Anyone know what’s up. Hahahah need my billy red balls fix
@losermcgee1318
@losermcgee1318 5 лет назад
David Kimowitz, a comedy club owner, was murdered over the weekend and Bill decided not to do a podcast so soon after. He said it on his Twitter. I don't know if that applies to the Thursday podcast though
@timothycormier3494
@timothycormier3494 5 лет назад
Loser McGee thanks man!! I don’t have Twitter. But I saw a reddit post from bill. Somthin about a tragic loss. Makes sense. Thanks again 👍
@theeternalnow6506
@theeternalnow6506 6 месяцев назад
Lol im loving the peptalk for the virgin guy. You can hear Bill actually hyping himself up in the process lol.
@danehales2021
@danehales2021 5 лет назад
Jesus I never realized how short his attention span is😂😂
@williamsherman1089
@williamsherman1089 2 года назад
Who?.........Oh yeah Bill Burr 😂
@YoutubingJason
@YoutubingJason 2 года назад
@@williamsherman1089 is just saying she’s
@HskHeroReborn
@HskHeroReborn 2 года назад
20:33 had me stopped what I was doing and just erupt in laughter
@theronhayden4671
@theronhayden4671 5 лет назад
"He needs to go out there and CRUSH SOME ASS!" Quote filed. 🤣
@shawnk934
@shawnk934 5 лет назад
Bill Burr brings u the essential 60's...available from time/life!
@OuterGalaxyLounge
@OuterGalaxyLounge 5 лет назад
David Carradine on "Kung Fu:" Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... One minute left in the show... OK, go.
@danehales2021
@danehales2021 5 лет назад
Hahah his bit on owning a business is gold😂😂
@stevendalloesingh1214
@stevendalloesingh1214 2 года назад
28:00 most red pill best advice I have ever heard! This is my personal timestamp. I love you, Bill!
@akaMyThought
@akaMyThought 5 лет назад
I enjoy your podcast, you have interesting thoughts. Have a Great day, or dont, I'm not telling you what to do. xD
@briangreen8033
@briangreen8033 5 лет назад
10:14 "First rule of fight club ..." Immediately came to the forefront of my mind.
@alihusssin4060
@alihusssin4060 5 лет назад
bill's hey maaan always has me dying lol
@DonStepien1
@DonStepien1 2 года назад
19:40 funniest shit ever. The pretend wife slap hahahaha funniest shit ever
@devhueman
@devhueman 5 лет назад
"walking around in their Nancy Regan suit, looking I'm doing stuff. " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dumbeldore9067
@dumbeldore9067 5 лет назад
Lets appreciate that Billy Bubbel Butt takes an hour two Times a week to record this to keep us fans Happy.
@eribertooooo
@eribertooooo 5 лет назад
Joe rogan reads Google and thinks he invented it 👍
@Subject__
@Subject__ 5 лет назад
hes white what did u expect
@eribertooooo
@eribertooooo 5 лет назад
@@Subject__ Joe rogan is not white!! He's a fake Caucasian 😄
@ajaythetek5345
@ajaythetek5345 5 лет назад
First asian baby boomerr: RIP Bruce Lee 1940-1973 From Seattle, WA. I get my facts from Bill. Bill who? The first white kamikazee from 1944. :D
@mattfraser9731
@mattfraser9731 5 лет назад
AJay The TeK A baby boomer was born after WWII between 1946 (when there was a boom on the amount babies born) - early 60s. Gen-Xers from mid 60s thru early 80s. Millennial douche canoes 80s until...I don’t care. Allen Pallin said so. Tell’em stevedave.
@eyemallears2647
@eyemallears2647 2 года назад
Listening to this in 2022 laughing my ass off while taking a shower
@bradheerschop2316
@bradheerschop2316 5 лет назад
Frick and frack almost fell out of the sack. Killed me.
@counter8630
@counter8630 5 лет назад
Bill whispering "you gotta hurt them before they fucking hurt you" had me rolling lmao
@rubykrussg
@rubykrussg 5 лет назад
I love listening to you Bill. Your laugh is the best laugh ever!
@bluesquirrel3919
@bluesquirrel3919 5 лет назад
Hey Billy boo, right on time. That's my buddy 👍🤗
@silentslyguy
@silentslyguy 5 лет назад
Yo what’s the outro song? It’s pretty good
@FreshLikePack
@FreshLikePack 5 лет назад
yes whats the song please
@Strangestthing1
@Strangestthing1 5 лет назад
He always catches himself. I have never heard him mess up the Thursday Afternoon Right Before Friday Monday Morning Podcast.
@pedrogoyamusic
@pedrogoyamusic 2 года назад
“Because of the demooooon!! 😂😂
@SMASHTVLIVE
@SMASHTVLIVE 5 лет назад
Bill Burr. You're much more than a comedian, you're a genius!
@alissondalla7473
@alissondalla7473 5 лет назад
Whats the name of the 36:00 song?
@alissondalla7473
@alissondalla7473 5 лет назад
Its mexico_ night moves
@TheDaltonmichaels
@TheDaltonmichaels 5 лет назад
the guys you read adds for must laugh their asses off when they hear your reads, right before they cancel you lol.
@menisssta
@menisssta 5 лет назад
"sitting with the demons in your head" . instant kill
@chasemorrison2816
@chasemorrison2816 5 лет назад
It's always getting a like and a comment when it's Bill Burrs podcast.
@travisadam0313
@travisadam0313 5 лет назад
24:00 lol "you ain't f'n workin, just watch the episode"
@Tabby3456
@Tabby3456 5 лет назад
I love these down to earth talks, godam I wish a few people did something like the bill burr podcasts
@massimobargagna5641
@massimobargagna5641 5 лет назад
We me & my son love your podcast thank you for the smiles
@irockabeard
@irockabeard 2 года назад
If he should ever decide to pick up an alcoholic drink again, Bill needs to be on "Drunk History."
@rckism4198
@rckism4198 5 лет назад
drinking at close to 6am. i cant think of anything better to be tuning into.
@Whoismadcowmoo
@Whoismadcowmoo 2 года назад
The chemistry of bill n nia is so smooth and seamless, it's criminal.
@douglong3341
@douglong3341 5 лет назад
The feet of furiousness brother you slay me keep busting it out
@erickraueldallasskywatcher8262
@erickraueldallasskywatcher8262 4 года назад
Man that's exactly what my grandmother said, "the reason because the parents are both working "!!! She went through the depression but luckily she couldn't tell because they lived like you're supposed to.
@malekfarag5134
@malekfarag5134 5 лет назад
1:25:57 "you have to get off that last skank like 'what the fuck am I doing'" me 😂😂😂💀
@sirf4ce
@sirf4ce 5 лет назад
The way he says it kills me! ...seems like a lot of extra metal.
@lawsonone6015
@lawsonone6015 5 лет назад
1:09:30 Targaryans have wed brother and sister for centuries 😂😂😂😂
@skylersmith26
@skylersmith26 5 лет назад
When the 2011 portion started playing, thought I was listening to Gavin Mcinnes there for a second
@otisthegrouch9299
@otisthegrouch9299 5 лет назад
Was having a fucked up morning.......after listening to this I'm good 😂😂😂 thanks Bill!
@sebasalines
@sebasalines 2 года назад
Amazing how you can feel so confident in being able to predict Bill's comedic comments then he hits you with "It's like your balls are cutting weight for a fight" about naturally sweaty people based on an ad read. It's great to know that after years of listening he can still throw a line in a second that will make you howl.
@scottlewis9947
@scottlewis9947 5 лет назад
David Carradine is the father of MMA 😂😂😂
@timberlin4075
@timberlin4075 2 месяца назад
20:37 wtf 😂😂😂
@titanbrew8493
@titanbrew8493 5 лет назад
"Well, for meeeeeeeeee!"
@kissmyasses.
@kissmyasses. 2 года назад
30:05 do they take foodstamps? Lol 😂
@paulv7744
@paulv7744 2 года назад
"Lex lugorr" lol
@vincenthucknall7175
@vincenthucknall7175 5 лет назад
Greatest generation of warriors was the worst generation of parents lol
@landonic81
@landonic81 5 лет назад
Sad
@Curvinggem3
@Curvinggem3 2 года назад
Just write it off in your taxes next year☠️🤣
@dylanwinningham4829
@dylanwinningham4829 2 года назад
"you would get thrown in jail for doing something like that today" that didn't age well 😕😳🤣🤣
@smoothoperator32
@smoothoperator32 2 года назад
"Took out the ol' meat hammer and started banging some nails" 😂
@ke6533
@ke6533 5 лет назад
First 15 minutes is like an episode of Drunk History. Jesus, Bill.
@jerrytheracecardriver1100
@jerrytheracecardriver1100 5 лет назад
1:56:55 if that isn't some moody blues inspired shit, I don't know what is XD
@bluesquirrel3919
@bluesquirrel3919 5 лет назад
Wow, I learn so many facts listening to you Billy 😐😉🤔😏😍
@shane1068
@shane1068 5 лет назад
Love the show Bill keep up the good work!
@fernandochavez676
@fernandochavez676 5 лет назад
This was a good one 😂😂😂
@jamesenos2113
@jamesenos2113 2 года назад
6 in the morning and I'm just hearing this woke me up out of a f****** sleep 😴
@th0uxan
@th0uxan 5 лет назад
2 hours?!? You must love us bill...whattau aah faaaaaaag?
@Gomezio
@Gomezio 5 лет назад
Sam ...do you not understand his stupid play on words?
@omarmartinez3455
@omarmartinez3455 5 лет назад
Ol Billy History there!
@michaelsnodgrass9415
@michaelsnodgrass9415 5 лет назад
Sounded like you really didn't know thee year there Bill LOL
@Generalnao
@Generalnao 5 лет назад
Killin me son!😝
@evilbetty99
@evilbetty99 5 лет назад
n3xt Tuesday is my first open mic. im a lil nervous but more excited to start my bombing campaign! i look like a bill burr, stone cold steve Austin lovechild and im way less funny than a two story outhouse... hope this works lol
@th0uxan
@th0uxan 5 лет назад
good luck! go fuck yourself!
@nonofyourbusiness7631
@nonofyourbusiness7631 5 лет назад
Break a leg asshole
@evilbetty99
@evilbetty99 5 лет назад
you guys made my day! lol
@distantandvague
@distantandvague 2 года назад
Anyone who name drops "my mansion" is clearly living at their parents house.
@order66ed20
@order66ed20 3 года назад
1:35:20 ...im not taking you to the movies...b l o w m e😂😂😂
@jakesmooke3644
@jakesmooke3644 5 лет назад
Anybody have a link to Bill's performance in passionada?
@palbokmo5005
@palbokmo5005 5 лет назад
You talk so much that i am so happy to learn english, thank you
@wilhelmvo6399
@wilhelmvo6399 2 года назад
I just found your pod cast good job keep it up.
@JaxRwld
@JaxRwld 5 лет назад
The best part of this podcast is the Nia section at the end.
@vinlandreserve7830
@vinlandreserve7830 5 лет назад
What was the song at around 36:30
@_scions
@_scions 5 лет назад
Vinland Reserve... Song is "Mexico" by band: Night Moves
@vinlandreserve7830
@vinlandreserve7830 5 лет назад
@@_scions awesome, thank you!
@xxraddrummerxx
@xxraddrummerxx 5 лет назад
01:20 he's talking about The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, and the song is "Fire"! Actually, I just saw him on tour singing with Carson Palmer
@darylogle6696
@darylogle6696 5 лет назад
Hey Bill what are you think about the new mid engine Corvette the c8
@DermyMurray
@DermyMurray 5 лет назад
Great job again Bill. Thankyou 👍
@mzoe12
@mzoe12 5 лет назад
Hey man, summer is great. Winter is coming and it’s gonna be super cold soon. Hey man, enjoy the weather.
@jakemarskorea
@jakemarskorea 5 лет назад
Hahahah Bill, Mia Is kicking your ass!
Далее
Bill Burr | the Monday Morning Podcast LIVE- 10-27-19
1:41:32
Monday Morning Podcast 8-12-19
1:07:49
Просмотров 162 тыс.
Monday Morning Podcast 8-19-19
1:10:51
Просмотров 108 тыс.
Monday Morning Podcast 10-7-19
1:12:38
Просмотров 159 тыс.
Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-8-19
2:12:23
Просмотров 172 тыс.
Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-21-22
1:56:38
Monday Morning Podcast 10-14-19
1:08:26
Просмотров 169 тыс.
Bill Burr Hilarious Emails And Advice #8 Featuring Nia
53:15
Monday Morning Podcast 6-12-23 | Bill Burr
1:01:13
Просмотров 44 тыс.
Monday Morning Podcast 5-1-23
1:11:51
Просмотров 52 тыс.
Davomi 👍
1:00
Просмотров 4,2 млн
Дымооок.. как альтернатива🤭
0:38