Real bozo stuff here Originally streamed/recorded on April 4th, 2022. Editor: THEFIERYREDHEAD / @thefieryredhead Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
Yeah I was talking to Jerma the other day and he told me that he likes to bang his face into any wall he can't even slightly see his reflection in. It's getting to be a huge problem because he gets too dizzy to drink his meds, but when he sees himself he just needs to jerk off and he'll be fine.
Whenever Jerma does tier lists I feel a kind of primordial fear in the pit of my stomach knowing this man will have the most insane takes and be totally gobsmacked when he learns that it's not normal
this whole 'tier list' thing is weird. "oh, online content creator, would you like to rank content in media you like according to your own individual opinion?" "ye" "oh no sorry jerma a large majority of us didn't experience trouble at this point, therefore your experience is INVALID"
jerma being absolutely undeniably correct with ludvig, gael, and horah loux, followed by him throwing out the 15-year-old on twitter level take of "every sekiro boss is C or below" is exactly the kind of emotional rollercoaster i come here for
@@jeksewnoleeray1020 To be fair, guardian ape is a sick fucking boss. As much as it looks like a dark souls boss on steroids, you can still deflect a lot of its attacks with some undeflectable attacks like poop bomb and terror scream to keep you on your toes and it has that juicy 1v1 feeling that every sekiro boss has. Through presentation alone it's one of the best bosses I've ever fought alongside the greatest swordmaster that swings around lightning and an immortal dragon and it's a monkey that throws shit at you.
@@risu2312 guardian ape would be a fantastic boss in a souls game, imo the mechanics just don't fit very well with sekiro. As I said, phase 2 is fine though, the moves work well although I don't think it's that fun. Presentation wise it's definitely good, I'm just talking purely mechanics. The fact that it comes back as a shitty gank fight also sours the experience. guardian ape is a little bit boring but headless ape is the WORST fight in the game imo.
Maybe I’m alone in this but I miss the Jerma era where the only thing on his channel for, like, five months was a 24-hour stream in which he non-stop protested against driver’s licenses in front of a Boston DMV
You're not alone, some of my all time faves on this channel are all the videos where he just is on camera and talks talks talks talks talks, like the Anthony Banthony, Aquaman, and wasp ones
@@arvidbergmanno no no you misunderstand, the ONLY content on his entire channel was this 24 hour DMV stream. He got like, ~150 viewers at most at a particular time, and it was mostly local residents calling him mean names
Oh yeah my favorite part was when he would get a base ball bat and start just destroying public property and yell about it being pay back for his fines from tickets. People called him the “crazy car guy” different times I guess
She's probably my absolute favourite boss in all of elden ring solely because of how much effort it took for me to beat her, so I grew an emotional attachment to it. But even then, that fucking waterfowl dance is easily the worst damn moves in any game I've played, just an instant wipe 99% of the time. And for anyone trying to share the videos of people dodging it, NO, I don't fucking care, it's just not doable
"I think all the sekiro bosses are C or lower" and with that statement alone Jerma had not only made chat RAVENOUS but threw his own opinion into a volcano. Truly my streamer.
@@m.dave2141pre patch radahn is so much better. He’s way too easy now. He was the only boss besides malenia that I was stuck on for more than 2 hours I love that fight. Some people don’t like big bosses but idk he clicked with me really well.
every time jerma reads a chat message that says "hard equals bad" a vivid apparition in a white mask with a red katana appears at the edge of my vision
Ashina Isshin is undeniably S-tier and one of the best final bosses in video game history, and I will die fighting on that hill (against the one or two people that disagree)
He's not anywhere close to the best, you just think he is because of the story and pretty lights. He's mechanically solid and interesting but that's it really. Fighting his grandson midway is a better fight because his combos link together better and his reactions to your attacks are more varied than Ishiin's AoE spells.
@@jamesmccomb9525 Genichiro isn’t anywhere close to being better, you just think he is because of his placement in the mid-game and the pretty atmosphere.
@@jamesmccomb9525 Oh my bad, it wasn’t a parody, I just thought we were at the stage of the discussion where we were insulting eachother’s opinions without providing actual arguments yet. You did something weird and tried to do both in the same comment one after the other, which is WEIRD. You need to study your Internet argument handbook a bit more, because anyone that’s been at this for more than a year knows that FIRST you insult the other person’s opinion, THEN you back your own up with well-constructed arguments in the next comment.
This video is how I found out that different versions of Monopoly are sold in each country where the properties are named after places in a city in that country
@@kingtut5520 "Looking at his fight from a 1v1 perspective it is absolutely gutter trash" what? he's one of the best bosses fromsoftware have ever made when fighting him by yourself.
It's crazy that Jerma has played enough of fromsoft games that he has his own opinions on the bosses. He struggles but has so much fun, and he's been playing these games since he started streaming basically. No jokes or anything just impressed with Jermas commitment to these games despite being... Jerma.
@@emmanuelureta4161 i dont think his age is a problem, its more that hes just oblivious and a bit of an idiot but he knows how to play into that and embrace it
@@unfortunatelybritish he’s def got some bad takes but when he gets them right he really does. Also you can notice the pattern- he doesn’t like bosses in cramped conditions, he likes fights that feel like you’re really trying to duel another demigod, and he likes fights where there is a sense of dignity and power to the opponent.
Putting loretta in a tier and radahn in f tier is enough to make gandhi think of doxxing someone, let alone me. Sorry jerma, should ve had the unoriginal opinion.
Good editing where everytime Jerma refutes "Hard=Bad" it's followed by literally him complaining that something is poor because he's not allowed to brainless MeStrong it
i like how he includes bosses he spent 2 hours on, bosses he one-shot on the first try, and bosses he barely remembers fighting at all but ends up laughing at chat making fun of them all in the same category
"all of the sekiro bosses are going to be C or lower" i was suspicious with him putting Hoarah Loux so high, and the various meat grinder incidents, but now it's confirmed: He is clinically insane. there is no man behind that face anymore.
Hoarah Loux would've been top tier, if the animations were consistent. every time i was grabbed, it never felt like it was my fault. He *_literally_* breaks the laws of physics, just to hang out in midair, so he can rollcatch you. go fight him again, and check out the very first move he does after the phase transition. really watch the animation of the attack. the practice of delayed animations is blatantly obvious "hard game" quota filler, and is one of my critiques of the game in general. if he didn't have animation issues, he'd be fantastic. a bit too much damage (that's an ER endgame thing though; not just him), but great otherwise. as it is now though? I'd rather fight the curse-rotted greatwood. edit: Godfrey though? S tier, easy. Maybe A if he used his ground lava fissure too much on my most recent playthrough, lol. But, just like Elden Beast and Radagon, a painful second phase diminishes the value of a standout first phase.
i actually agree with jerma on the waterfowl dance, it worsens the fight. i remember having fun actually dodging and weaving through her attacks and getting hits in, until i learned of that move. once she’s under the health threshold of 60% and starts doing that move the fight goes from a dance between two fighters to “if you are anywhere at all close to me during this battle, go fuck yourself”
Waterfowl is such a stain on an otherwise really good boss. The second and third parts of the attack actually feel really cool to dodge too bc you have to confidently roll in or do some precise walking, but the first part is so dumb (unless you can do the psycho walk around her strat)
For me the worst part about her being such a hard boss is her actual character design, shes literally a tryhard sweat who thinks never losing is cool and therefore stretches the truth to brag about it (undefeated!? Really now???) Shes also an optional boss in a secret corner of the world so theres no narrative reason to actually fight her other than to prove youre better, kinda like accepting a 1v1 from a toxic sweatlord in an fps and they rig the settings in custom games to their favor. It makes actually putting up with her bullshit ten times worse compared to say beating Isshin, Gwyn or Radagon (list goes on) cause it just feels like a little kid shouting "nah I have instant death move, nah I have healing on hit, nah Im the best swordsman ever" fuck that guy lmao. Edit: just wanted to clarify that they did do a really good job of characterising her this way and I do find that interesting but I still hate the fight.
I liked the concept behind the Old Monk, it was supposed to connect you with another player and you each appeared as the boss in the other person's game. In practice I don't think it ever worked for me though.
it is baffling to see Lady Butterfly so low. She's put under moonlight butterfly and Fia's champions, which is just insane to me because I've always though she was one of the best fights fromsoft has ever made.
Lady butterfly was real mixed for me. Having the light summon things try and swarm you, before flying into the air as a homing attack was really annoying. Kinda felt like the fight dragged a bit too much. Also the seeds being a limited item until super late game is bullshit.
Coming here and seeing the sheer HATRED this man harbours for Sekiro right after rewatching the streams where he seems to be loving it really puts in perspective how antisocial personality disorder correlates to deceptive and manipulative behaviour. Chilling stuff.
That's interesting that he put Ludwig at the top immediately. The only thing that stood out to me was the OST and the moonlight GS. Which is always cool to see.
waterfowl dance is literally very easy to consistently dodge, just don't be scared and actually dodge. the only frustrating thing about that move is that you have 0.5 seconds to punish it.
Seeing him put Radahn below fucking Tibia Mariner actually caused me more pain then I thought possible. I knew what I was getting into watching this video and it still broke me
Before they added replayable boss fights, I had a separate save file to fight Isshin or Demon of Hatred *for fun* because, yes, deflecting demon stomps is satisfying and you can totally beat him with posture damage before his health is depleted.
I fully agree with Ludwig being top of S. When you were listing all of the criteria for best bosses in my head I thought “Ludwig fits with all of these”
So, the Dark Souls 2 bosses are weird, but there's a unique aspect in Dark Souls 2 where things you do in the world can contribute to the boss fights, like collecting enough Giant Souls to beat Vendrick, lighting the sconces for the Lost Sinner, freeing the Ivory knights to go up against the blackened knights. That's not a thing that you see much in the other games
I don't think malenia is amywhere near F tier but he's right about waterfowl dance, it makes the entire fight a game of trying to bait the attack out so that you're in a good spot to dodge it
Jerma's streams 100% got me into souls, but it watching this really feels like the student becoming the teacher. My skill has surpassed his (I don't think the Moonlight Butterfly is the best boss in the series).
"Jerma from Soft Edition" momentarily transported me to a better world where Jerma was a reporter for a news service catering to the interests of soft boys. It was watched exclusively by lesbians & had a higher viewership than ESPN.
Sekiro is the only FromSoft game where I put no bosses below B except the apes, and they're only there because you have to fight them like they're Souls bosses which isn't as fun as Sekiro's usual combat.
I think Dark Souls 2 is very interesting for how much its format inspired Elden Ring, especially in the boss placement philosophy where it uses bosses for entertainment and flavour rather than deep lore most of the time. Most DS2 bosses are just "cool fights" or big enemies that are just random challenges for the sake of breaking it up or adding scale to the world. "hey take a break real quick and just have a fat brawl" kinda thing. Personally I love DS2 but it really cant stand up in comparison to the other games in this specific context cause it was never really meant to be viewed like that.
except elden ring doesnt do that, not in the slightest. I initially thought that was the case aswell, as I couldn't imagine how each of the seemingly inconsequential dungeon bosses could have actual lore behind them, but they do, and the implications they have are massive. RU-vidrs like hawkshaw and the tarnished archaeologist look into these details extensively.
@@stevowilliams8279 yeah I know. Im saying Elden Ring gets the best of both worlds, Ds2 encounter design and frequency with interesting lore. Probably shouldve been clearer in my initial comment tbf cause I was just mainly talking about Ds2 there.
What people need to accept about Malenia is if you have a problem with controlling your rage you will always think it's an awful fight. It's really not that bad. You just need to be in the zone that one time and its a hidden fight anyway don't need to do it
