honestly? its probably because with the big poops, theres more for the muscles in the rectum and sphincter to actually like, grab onto and push out, so the big poops are able to just slide right past because theres actually something to work with there. BUT, with the little poops, your whole body is trying its best to push out something thats just barely there; its like when you have to stretch your whole body out to grab something thats just BARELY within your reach from a sitting position, or when theres something blocking your way. theres only JUST enough there for your body to be able to do something with it, but it takes a lot more effort as a result. thats just my own speculation though!
The difference between being a child and an adult was that pizza with the cheese on it. We all want to do it… Being an adult means knowing we can’t fucking afford it 😭😭😭
I felt for that shift manager dude saying stop. I used to work at a pizza place and we had to measure out our cheese on a scale to make sure we didnt even go an ounce over lol. That much cheese wouldve been a stupid waste of money,
@@manuelramirez4067 I also feel like it was probably a joke on the employee's part. Manager shouldn't be talking to employees like they're his children.
@@InductedMist What the heck wrong with you. She was wasted product which is wasting money manger had ever right to say what he did. In fact he was to nice in my opinion. Cheese is expensive. Wasting someone else money is not a joke.
3:44 Woody the Christmas tree has been haunting the dreams of Nova Scotian children for generations. This year he has been given a new face to better consume the souls of his young victims. listen to the cheers of fear!
@@ohwhatma yes, better yet theres a photo circulatong of him missing an eye. When they turned him on the had to scream wake up woody. Im glad they got rid of him the year i was born so i didnt grow up with this nightmare
9:08 there's a game where you can do this. it's called Super Liminal. it's one of my favorite games because the life lesson at the end is so relatable that it made me cry a bit.
11:15 A Carnictis from Skull Island, from the movie King Kong by Peter Jackson, memorable note is being responsible for one of the most disturbingly brutal deaths scene with lovable Andy Serkis in an insect pit
12:52 that's on purpose! A good therapist won't have you leave the session in a vulnerable state, that wouldn't be responsible. They get you warmed up at the start, get into the serious things at the end, and then lighten the tone at the end so you're upbeat and stable and able to go about the rest of your day. It also works as positive reinforcement for actually going to therapy and opening up; if the rest of the day sucked bc you were in a bad place at the end of the session, you'd be apprehensive to go back.
The one with being sick and smiling or laughing while watching is so true. Whenever I go and turn on my pc while being sick. Even for a moment to check something. My mother be like "oh good to know you're no more sick"
I really hate that lol.. So what if I walk to the store, I am buying meds and have no one to do it for me! Just because I can walk does not mean I can work. "You best look away with those judging eyes before I mess you up!"
Seriously, once you get past the age of 5 and you realize dino nuggets taste like shit, I don't even think they had dino nuggets when I was little, come to think of it. Anyways, the point I was making is that if you're eating ANY frozen chicken nuggets as an adult, your pallet never caught up with the rest of you because processed chicken paste absolutely DOES NOT taste good in any way....
@@esprero LMAO, I never said anything about different taste buds, I said they had shit taste buds. That also doesn't change the fact that it's a crap diet either.
0:44 pressure, when theres more to release and more to come out the pressure builds up so it comes out easily and fast which is why when you have little shits you cant get them out because you need more pressure
After I graduated I told my mom how i pretended to be sick and how I'm hardly ever actually sick- So basically I chewed up food added a drink (usually soda of some sort) and would pretend I was gagging and then run to the bathroom and spit it out. Then when I got older and smarter I would put water slightly warmer than my body temperature in my mouth to fake a fever the reason this worked is because I stay in the kitchen while she went to the other room to grab the thermometer. So yeah-
3:42 I actually know what that is I don't know if there's other versions of this but we have this at Canada in Halifax and it's f****** creepy as hell and I didn't go to it lol
The one with the poops actually makes sense. If your poop is big, it will get pushed down faster because it has more mass. Your body is able to push it out easily. But small poops are harder to get out because they hardly have any mass. For example, if I tilt a giant boulder slightly over an edge, gravity will finish the job and push it off. If I push a small pebble slightly over an edge, it will remain there. Same thing even goes for babies! Small babies are harder to push out than big ones, especially if they're like, really small.
0:35 I'm so glad for you, your dietary in/soluble fiber intake sounds completely randomized but the ratio seems to work out just swell sometimes! Almost makes up for the even-more-cursed, liquidy exits
5:36 That’s literally my sister, she waits until 12 am and says “it’s my birthday🙂” When it’s mine I smile for a second, I don’t have parties and I don’t like them especially not ✨surprise parties✨