TIKTOK AT 3AM 

Everyone else: *cOrOnA viRuS, tOileT pApeR* Jordan: _T i k T o k_

"If you read this book as a kid you're gay or bisexual now" *shows The Rainbow Fish* Me: I read thatttt, I'm queer noww aHaH

he isn't just the circus he's the whole entertainment industry

Jorden: so today I’m in my closet... Me: where have I seen that before 🤔 Also me: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🚪 Edit: Btw I’m not an NPC

Jordan: tik tok scares me Also Jordan: makes tik tok content because he’s obsessed

Jordan being gay: he's so pretty Me being gay: ew a man

off topic but I just realized how perfectly structured your face is like please I have a triple chin. what do u eat all day. send me your recipes.

"How am i supposed to call 911 if there is not even an 11? fuck the police." I cried-

Jordan being a tiktoker for 20 minutes straight

“Comment down below if you’re not an NPC” Chiaki: * sweats *

“ it’s small , it’s quiet “ - my brain....

Dude if red bull hasn’t sponsored u they need to lmao. I am not a part of the whole simulation thing, I’m real 😂.

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Jordan:(laughs awkwardly)

Jordan your every reaction is literally mood ily dude

Everyone: *TOILET PAPER* Jordan: Tik tok pwese

The "I am not gay anymore" is like how dare you not be gay anymore

NPCs are the people in the comments like "I'm early and I don't know what to say 😳" "0 views 5 comments RU-vid is drunk lol" "no one: Jordan: *insert quote from video here"*

12:05 it’s nearly two in the morning and the whole house is silent but i just laughed SO hard at this 😭

Jordan: go tell your parents you love them Me, at 3am: *bursts into parents room screaming* I LoVe yOu gUyS!

i literally love him

Jordan: I hope you’re all corona free! Alcoholics: 😳😔

bakugo walking into the waiting room before he fights todoroki 7:30

this is the most connected i’ve felt to a video. like yk at sleepovers and y’all are just chilling and someone goes “im so tired” like those moments. this is what i experienced just now with this video thank u jordan

10:50 he's probably a npc-

Not trying to brag but I was washing my hands before it was a trend

“Got a really bad grade but like Demi Lovato once said, “Don’t tell your mother” thank you Demi, I will be following that advise” Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 *literally dying on the floor at 3:00 am* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Just woke up to this, they closed all schools in my state, my teachers are still giving assignment still 🤢😭 -Thank you coronavirus

10:06 wtf lol

Jordan: I hope you're staying corona-free.. Me, with coronavirus: Yep, I'm staying f- *INTENSE COUGH*

I really hope the person at 7:47 is okay :(. Idk if it was real, but if it was then I hope they got out okay and are doing better. That one actually made me feel a little sad-

it’s so funny watching every youtuber’s life getting ruined by tiktok lmaoo

0:57 Jordan.exe has stopped working

Last time I was this early Jordan didn't know mini babies existed

2:02 not even halfway in he pulls out "The MickeyD's" and "Spill the tea sis" card 😂😂

next video: *tiktok buys jordan’s channel*

I need more of this

I didn’t realize how long this video was 🤦🏽‍♀️

13:19 Idk about you but that was hilarious for some reason

Me sleeping at 3am: 😴 Jordan at 3am: WHaTs uP GuYS!😜

holy shit his eyes in the beginning are so BEAUTIFUL

I can’t stop laughing at Jordans reactions😂

What Jordan says: it 3 am so I decided to watch tiktoks for a vid What Jordan means: I decided to turn my insomnia into a way to make money

you know your addicted when you’ve seen the majority of these

5:55 His smile. God pliz like why so perfect??

when ur too early and there’s no comments to like and laugh at

10:43 WHEN I TELL YOU I MADE THE SAME FACE

When your early but you don’t know what to comment ..

tiktok: "they could be watching you eat sleep anything as long as your computer is open" me: *starts putting up my middle finger and posing at my camera*

I’m an NPC and PC, let me explain so you ever going to the bathroom or just a random place in general and you find someone that’s also in there and this usually happens to me in school like they come up to you I don’t come up to you like you come up to them and you say hi right I feel like I do that all the time and honestly it makes me feel like an NPC but I’m not ?

3:11.....just wait Jordan you will realize in the future lol

12:02: No one: Not a soul: Me watching that part at 1:42 am : Ha ha, I do that.

Your literally my favourite RU-vidr and you NEVER fail to make me wheeze ☝️😩

Why do people what toilet paper for the coronavirus, it doesn’t cause diarrhea 😆

16:05 I DID THIS AND I FOUND SOMEONE"S CREDIT INFO- AND NO YOU CAN"T HAVE IT AND NEITHER WILL I.

The sheer fact you uploaded this at 3am my time- (Japan time if you were curious)

AND ITS JUST PAST 3AM HERE- PERFECT TIMING

"WhErE DiD He GO?!" Jordan 2020

the french tinder one… SHEEEEESSSSHHHHH

nothing but love for you Jordan the way you create content just for us to see

ZaNnY~ zANnIe~ (7:59)

You know it's a good day when Jordan posts

16:26 that guy looks like Avi Kaplan but as a street dude

4:29 Jordan’s really out here reading my mind

When it’s actually 4am. 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚

Honestly I could watch you reacting to random tiktoks for hours

13:30 me immediately covering my webcam

We all know how this is gonna go and I’m still worried-

8:03 that moment when you think it’s Saturday but it’s Monday...

dropped everything for this i need cheering up after the omb ending

Jordan should call us the cunning-fam

4:18 is that Jacob Sartorius with Baby Ariel because I swear I haven't seen them since 2016

I'm watching this and crying while eating lucky charms and drinking ginger ale.... 😂

At 8:13 that’s a sand cat and I asked and begged my boyfriend for one and if he says no I will cry myself to sleep he’s been showing signs he’s gonna say yes but I don’t know

Jordan is such a mood 😂

Sees whatever Jordan uploads Me: clicks

1:24 I WAS DEINKING WATER HELP😭😭💀

*jordan forgeting that sleep boosts immunity to the virus* me: inhale

Pov the giraffe starts bullying you got me 💀

1:37 me showing my friends a meme

PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER ONE

live footage of jordan leaving all his tiktok notifications unread just to flex

18:22 said the same thing lol

I was very concerned when I read the title but then i realized it was jordan

4:08 the GOD DAMN ZOOM CAUGHT ME OFF GAURD, Luv ya vids jordan ,keep it up lol,and I've been a sub on 2 accounts for months

ImagineJordan wasn’t awake at 3 AM every day 😂

jordan's face while watching all the Tik Toks😐-😳-😐

i wasted 20 minutes of my life. Do i care? No Was it worth it? *deep voice* YESSSS

the "im going to france" I HAVE NEVER RELATED TO ANYTHING SO MUCH IN MY LIFE!

Bro tbh everyone should thank Corona like it saves us from school and tests and homework so,If the Coronavirus watches this thank you for everything🥺🥰❤

Him: talking about his closet, its cozy. Right on that moment: ‘cozy’ on his hoodie

I’ve started to hide mini baby’s 💀😂

NPCs are prolly the people who don’t believe we live in the matrix

13:54 colby brock: im about to scare my girlfriend...👻 fans: * crying cuz he has a girlfriend * 😓 colby: shit i forgot i don't have a girlfriend 😟 fans: * relieved * 😱🤗 im pretty sure that colby would forget about having a girlfriend when he gets one cuz he's probably used to saying he doesn't have a girlfriend 😭

It makes me laugh how emotionless he is 😂

IM ALSO MOVING TO FRANCE!! AND I LOVE YOU, HOPE YOU'RE STAYING CORONA-FREE, HAPPY AND HEALTHY!!!

cant fucking wait for college so i can do this in my dorm room w/o worrying abt my parents catching me lol

the emmuhlu thing didn’t age well

emmhulu is queen.

it bothers me how he DOESNT CHECK HIS INBOX!! still love ya jordan

Loving jordan pov