TikToks Only A 12-Year-Old Would Understand 

The phenomenon of German songs going viral and people saying they are Russian needs to be studied

the gen alphas are genuinely unhinged but not in the funny way

Only Pookie would regularly do a ‘little chicken dance’ when ordering chicken.

pookie is looking absolutely fire tonight, this is such a quintessential pink pretty princess pookie outfit

Bro always disturbs Jack Manifold for the weirdest shit 😭😭

Pookie is just too old

Any kind of gen alpha content is so unbelievably mind numbing and I can feel my braincells screaming and disintegrating

IMAGINE IF JAMES MARRIOTT GOT A LOW TAPER FADE

james - i think its funny james - * does not even make a small expression that could be defined as a smile*

as a former twelve year old i understand none of this

Can we please appreciate how good black nail paint looks on pookie? Black paint looks good on anyone but jamie wearing it makes james look ✨fabulous✨

realizing i'm not a 12-year-old anymore is so weird, covid really messed up my perception of time

I think my brain which had two braincells fighting for first place has finally given up 💀

Alterative title: James watching brain rot for an hour

This stream made my day ALSO THE PART WHERE CHAT IS SCREAMING "GYATTT" WHEN YOU TRIED TO RECREATE A TIKTOK HAD ME ROLLING IM NOT EVEN JOKING I FELL OFF THE FREAKING COUCH 😭

james i ate your favourite blade of grass im sorry

I give this the presidental seal of approval

As a 13 year old, i am so fucking glad that i am the youngest age that a gen z can be.

I see Jim got so obsessed, he has now modelled his look after Davide

0:11 THIS IS THE ORGINAL USE OF THIS SONG AND I LOVE THIS BIG HOT TURKISH MAN

I currently deal with 2 gen alphas that are sadly my little siblings

As a twelve year old, I speak for all the twelve year olds in my city, half of this shot makes zero sense.

Pookies nails and new style give off some himbo energy😍

james never fails to make my day worse

7:21 i like how whenever james get up chat just goes GYATTTTT

i am 12 and i am offended. THERE IS NO WAY A 12 YEAR OLD FINDS THOSE SKIBIDI TOILET TIKTOKS COOL.

Pookie needs to start looking for a retirement home

Even my 12 year old cousin was confused with whatever the hell this is. James is constantly annoying Jack with random shit that does not make sense whatsoever. 7:00 wait hold up. I am Russian, I speak Russian, SO WHY THE HECK DO I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS?! 7:54 I asked my German friend and she said that she also didn’t get anything 8:39 noooo bluey don’t die.

7:11 it‘s not russian, it‘s german. The meme just came from russia, but the language is german.

I love how gen a unapologetically uses tiktok language completely unironically. It’s so funny i cant take them seriously, they think theyre so cool, but that does make them a little cool, because as gen z we arent confident at all so it’s an enviable type of coolness they emit. And theyre middle schoolers aaaaa

Pookie never fails to make my day worse

gotta say, the fit is SLAYING in this one, james

ironically, he was right - the "russian" song was actually german: "komm tanzen" "ich will nicht" = "come dance" "I don't want to" (I don't speak german, please correct me if that's wrong)

Imagine a kid saying their childhood was skibidi toilet

as a 21 year old i also didn't understand the ones that James didn't get

1:24 I LOVE THUS VIDEO

its gonna sound weird to say this to someone 10 years older than me but james im not gonna lie you actually look so good these past months you are glowing and shining and glittering and everything positive

YAAAYYY POOKIE POSTED

2:08 KIRK NOOO (i love him sm)

James is lookin hella fresh 😮‍💨

James will become the next phillza

I am turning 12 soon and didn't understand these anymore than he did in fact less most of the time, but the skibiti toilet one that was on the thumbnail is a inside joke between me, my 7 year old brother, and my 19 and 21 year old cousins

10:03 IM LOSING IT, THE AMOUNT OF FYODOR COMMENTS LMAOO

9:38 FOYODOR????? (i spelt that wrong but idc i dont even like him)

My dance teacher is yelling at me for watching this.

Uh oh… James is getting old Please don’t leave us like all the other legendary RU-vidrs who thought they were old

I’m like one year from being Gen alpha and it scares me so much THEY THINK IM ONE OF THEM

This fit went crazy

im 16 and dont understand these, i wouldn't worry

Pookie is just a boomer and wont admit it

Skibidi toilet genuinely rules btw, some of it's brainrot but most of the brainrot is on unofficial shit

As a 12 year old I still don't understand half this shit (/j im not 12)

james are you alright after this 😭😭

off topic but james’ outfit and hair are so cool in this video

The less I know, the more peaceful I can live

someone PLEASE help me figure out what necklace he is wearing here i want oneeeee

Its fine, James, I dont understand any of this shit either.

love uour vids man

7:21 everyone saying gyat to pookie wookie is so real

My 11 y/o sister keeps saying “don’t be mad at me, I’m just a …. Small bean 👉👈” yes with the fingers and yes unironically.

just got canceled on by my friends but at least james is here to help me lose my brain cells

james i had 2 unskippable ads before this video

JAMES I FORGOT YOU EXISTED POOKIE 🫶😍

i cried when he started talking about the rat not being me bro 😭😭

JAMES IVE MISSED YOUUUU

Gen Alpha content is fucking fever dream.

James never fails to make my day significantly worse 💞💞💞

I feel bad for the normal gen alphas also imagine being born 2010 you could be born as a gen z

My brother told my 55 y/o dad about the concept of skibidi toilet and it scared him.

my dookie is becoming wrinkly

James is the kind of person to paint his nails black and slay it all the time

I had to do the gully gully ram San San thing for choir- like I had to sing that full song for the opening

I'm getting scared cos I don't understand these either 😓

6:19 my childhood type of brainrot 😭😭😭 because the other day I had to watch a video about skibidi toilets lore because i just cannot keep up with these kids

HELP I JUST SPILT BOILING WATER ON MY DADS TABLET I HOPE IT STILL WORKS 😭😭😭

OMG IM LOVING THE NAILS POOKIE ❤️💅

Pookie don't worry, I don't understand either (these people are my peers) (unfortunately)

as a 12 year old , I understood all of this and I’m not proud of it ☹️

James Got a yassification

3:04 JACK PICK UP THE PHONE (ref)

9:52 bangchan wyd here

This is destroying my brain

Pookies outfit always gives

PINELY SPEAKING FACTS

jamsey pookie be honest are you running out of video ideas

James is looking good

I'm terrified of gen alphas 😭

Another day another pain

James always has the best outifts

No its okay im 19 and confused and disgusted, god is this what our parents felt?

grandpa james

im starting not to underatand the internet and im not even fifteen so i mean, you're good james.

I was about to sleep, but the pookie is more important 😍😍

Mindhunter is a fantastic show. I’m sad it got cancelled.

james' fit is absolutely serving

James is turning into a boomer

i love his necklace

Came for James, stayed for the dementia and the hair loss

The way I immediately understood

Just listened to a song by James and it wasn’t a bad as I thought